>>65799
they should make phones with spaceshuttle mode then they'd charge really fast

>>65978
You must not have read all of the negative reviews of it online. Spaceshuttle mode might charge slightly faster, but the decrease in charging time is negated by the fact that the period of time in which the phone is charging appears to slow down relative to objects around it, so it comes out about even.

>>65981
Your joke only works if we assume the space shuttle moved at or near the speed of light which it is nowhere close to. I give it a 3/10.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck im procrastinating fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>66014
I'm proud of you <3

season 7 was bad and the movies haven't been that great, but Say ballzanight to the Bad Guys was pretty ballza so I'll probably check out 8 at some point. I miss Corey and Trevor and that skinny guy who dresses like Julian is a terrible actor and not funny.

Hail! I'm so fucking happy

I need to check this show out, but it would be such a time investment...

>>65999
Just watch the first 6 episode season and see how you feel.

Breastfeeding releases hormones that help shrink the uterus back to its pre-birth size. That is why I'm for breastfeeding and for that reason alone.

>>66002
I'm afraid to ask you to post a picture to verify that because I think I'll get a dudes taint.jpg

>>66002
>my asshole is brown
That's because it's covered in poop residue.

I've got a cafe au lait spot on my anus. It gives the appearance of a dirty anus. No one ever sees it so it's alright.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=84883

>>66131
>As crazy as it sounds, many heterosexual couples use the "doggy style" position
WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY

I keep creating honkys with short brown hair and brown eyes in barcode kanojo. Why?

I play Pixel Dungeon when I'm taking long dumps. It's very fun and addicting, though it took a while beating the third boss. But I thing the recent updates balanced some things out.

I have an iPhone for the iPod and because it was on sale for a dollar. I like phone games but I play them with all of my free time when I play them till I get the highest score out of all my friends (and dont get me started about ones hooked up to facebook) then stop until theres a new game everyones playing. Now I just let them pass me by cause I turn into a competitive asshole. Some people can't socialize, some can't drink, I can't play phone games.

>>65772
Pixel dungeon makes me anxious as fuck. I've got a warrior on like lvl 15 or something and I'm paralyzed to go any further because I might die and lose it all.

The iOS ports of the Ace Attorney games are fucking great.

>>66123
You know, I would actually be okay with you banging my mom, but the foot comment bothers me.

This sexy woman is the CEO of yahoo.

This woman is a CEO.

This woman is powerful.

FUCK

>>66139
Nice timestamp.

Is that all cum? Looks like shit.

Do you think you can make alcohol from cum?

>>66141
Yeah, r9k is basically fedora central. Elliot Rogers probably browsed that board daily while shitting in jugs.

Have you seen the yandere threads on that board? There are a bunch of guys who actively seek psychotic bloodthirsty girlfriends. Shit be crazy.

There's a girl who frequents the yandere threads who cooks with vomit because she likes the thought of her hubby absorbing her nutrients.

My religion is I shit on people's lawns.

>>66194
Do you shit inside and put it in a baggie which you then bring outside or do you drop your pants and shit directly on the lawn?

>>66198
Directly on the lawn.

>>66187
You sound like the kind of idiot who makes people who smoke pot want to deny it.

>>66210
I don't smoke pot.

Apparently they're out of stock. I'd have ordered some otherwise.

I shit on a cat as vengeance for what happened in that .gif.

one time when i was a kid i poured a cat of cat food on my cat's head because i thought "oh hey wouldn't it be cute if these kittens were literally eating off their mom"

i had to wash the cat :(

>>64500
Did you slip a pinky inside the pussy and rub the asshole?

"Cats are clean and loving pets"
Damn bullshit, I'm sure that lil hooligan planned that on his human slave, he then laughed the rest of the day and licked his balls.

>We will bias ourselves towards different ideologies, genders, races, and tastes without even realizing it.
Women are not in games because they specifically choose to not go into game dev. Same with most tech fields: they just don't want to do it. They do, however, make up a huge portion of soft-science graduates like psychology, education and medicine. Compare that with men who are the great majority in engineering, math and computer-related fields (that last one is important). There is nothing wrong with women choosing the fields they do, but it does mean that they are less likely to be in game dev.
Info is from 2008, but it's ballza enough for you. You have not earned more than 10 seconds of google. But then, I knew it was there because I inform myself BEFORE I make my claims. (link info from dept. of Education)
http://www.forbes.com/2010/08/10/most-popular-college-degrees-for-women-forbes-woman-leadership-education_slide.html

Putting that aside, do you have any evidence to support your claim that women are not in game dev because of harassment? Still waiting on it.

>Anita Sarkeesian or Zoe Quinn.
I mentioned the manipulator and the whore (I mean both words literally) because they are often pointed at as examples of how women are abused for just being women ;_;. The problem with that is that both of them really did bring it on themselves through their actions, not their genders. They don't deserve rape/death threats, but I do fully support anyone that shines light on their shit.

>People's flaws and behavior do not make their arguments or beliefs less true
No, but misrepresentation of those arguments does. So does building arguments upon a foundation made of intentional falsehood.

>If you're going to debate the subject, give us something more substantial than the equivalent of tabloid headlines.
The ball is already in your court (if you are the same person). I was told the following without qualifying remarks and have yet to see any information substantiating them despite several requests:

Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

Fuck barbie that pretentious cunt.

Where'd you go, opposition? We have unanswered questions and I'd really like to know what you think. I won't even be mad if you prove me wrong; it will just mean that I learned something.

>>66243
I haven't been here in like a week. Or now that I look at my last post, Sunday the 14th. Sorry.

Welp, if there's no response to my walls, I declare myself victor by virtue of being the rightest dude. So right.

>>66144
That's the weird thing, I can watch gore and other shit, but a man's head popping like a watermelon as a truck runs over is at least understandable in context. This shocked the fuck out of me simply because it doesn't appear to have context. Just a woman beating the ever loving shit out of a young infant for trying to crawl, and it seems that some kind of girl is just watching it next to her.

>>66152
I seen the actual video, but that was years ago. Basically the baby was crying really loudly, and the girl was really frustrated cause she couldn't get it to shut up, so she decided to start hitting the baby, but that didn't work and the baby started crying even louder and thus a vicious cycle ensued.

I believe the video went viral in her country and she went to jail or someshit.

>>66135
>it ended up absorbing too much moisture from the house and was getting stanky

you need to hang it up every now and then so it can air out

best thing to do is spray it with febreeze then hang it up in the morning so it gets all cool and fresh when you sleep on it

>>66110

"GIFTING NOTE:This item ships in the manufacturer's original packaging. If intended as a gift, the packaging may reveal the contents." lol

>>66164
I was airing it out for a while. Fabreeze and similar products give me a headache. It's easier to just have it sitting an inch off the ground then to air it out ever 3 or 4 days. I'm a busy man.

Yeah, it's probably part of your tenant rights to have it cleaned. Check your local ordinances.

>>66159
He doesn't even need to cite his technical rights.

>Hey, this is Gaius in 14. Any chance you could clean my fireplace so I can use it? No? Yeah, okay, I'm going to go ahead and just use that pre-existing feature of the apartment I'm now renting anyway and hopefully it doesn't set a dangerous explosive chimney fire.

It'll get fixed.

Chimney fireplaces should be illegal, wood fires can burn to a temperature of 1200 degrees farenheit. That's scary.

>>66177
Yeah, cheap warmth is what's wrong with the world. It's the devil.

Ask him to clean it. If he doesn't in a timely fashion or refuses, have it cleaned at your expense, keep the receipt and give him a copy with a letter asking for reimbursement. If he doesn't reimburse you, go to the Tenancy Board or whatever it's called where you live.

>>66269
They're all Gaelic trash that are only useful for their whiskies, and even then Eire only makes a few ballza ones.

>>66224

Funny you should say that:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-29288249

>Orange Unionists attack peaceful independence demonstration, in the middle of Glasgow.

The reprisals have begun.

>>66273
Seems sort of weird, shouldn't it be the secessionists who want to beat people up? What kind of side wins a huge election and then proceeds to stomps on the losers?

>>66274
>What kind of side wins a huge election and then proceeds to stomps on the losers?
The Anglo
He starts war, he fuels war.

>>66274

You should read up on the history of the Orange Unionists. They are rather infamous for this sort of thing.

It all comes back to the carrot and stick approach employed during the Empire. The Anglos would either ship in or raise up a favored minority, knowing full well the rest of local society would hate them. They became diehard loyalists, a fifth column in a foreign land. The various Orange brigades are descended from this tradition. Scotland has had a reawakening lately, which has galvanized the Orangists after a previous long and slow decline.

Videos somewhat related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bVyy2m4oSk
http://youtu.be/fVcD8MgpkyY?t=4m44s

rude

Why are all the webms stamp-sized on this site?

rude

rude

For some reasons these things never open properly in a new tab on this site.

Is it just me or is there absolutely no Hevisaurus porn on the entire internet?

Oh fuck yes.

I'm done with you, Finland. Russia can take it from here.

I think we found an explanation for their suicide rates.

>>66253
I haven't been able to find any, but it didn't pass the DeviantArt Thread test.

>>66306

Why would you say that, pal?

I don't. When anything involving love and sex starts to interact with me people instinctively run away or ignore me.

>>66346

Nobody likes a meddler.

My broar and I have interfered too much in this one couple's life.

a girl I knew from high school. I invited her out to go camping with this big group of friends of mine and that was where she met a guy ay started dating after about a week of knowing each oar. A few years later ay get engaged, which is pretty cool.

After a few months of that, I was about to turn 21, and my older broar threw a rager in my honor and of course a two of am went as well. All of us got super hammered including a two of am (which was out of character for her because she was one of those strict catholic girls). A few months later, we hear a announcement that she is pregnant. We hear a due date, do a math, and it seems that a date of conception was right around my birthday. Chances are, a two of am got smashed, fucked up a birth control and now have a baby.

So yeah, I'm sort of responsible for am meeting and my broar is sort of responsible for an additional life in this world.

baby is cute though.

I intentionally try to sabotage oars' relationships, because I'm a bitter butt.

Replace it with toddler CP.

>>66219
> It'll be boring w/o porn
Masturbating without porn is way more satisfying. I think about the butts of teenage girls in tights that I see on the bus and I cum waaaay harder than I do when looking at porn.

>>65882

I didn't notice it before, but you're right, that shit has been airbrushed to fuck.

>>66260
I don't always want to cum hard, though.

Not that much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSzjbnhZKS4

>>66124

No fucking shit. A serious hangover will leave you bed ridden.

>>66350
Does drinking so much that you're on your hands and knees puking up your lunch count as more?

Has anyone here hallucinated from alcohol withdrawals?

Yeah, sometimes I'll hear and see things. But not much more than when I'm really sleepy. I think it's because a brain doesn't get rem sleep enough when you are drunk.

lol alcohol is so cool xD getin wasted is s much fun xDdxxd lulz

>>66508
All North Korean travel agencies are state-run, you flummoxed, tap-toeing buffoon.

>>66514
That's grossly oversimplifying a matter. Everything in North Korea is state-owned, technically speaking, but are's a reason are is more than one (hint: ay compete). A higher portion of your money might go to a state, but don't think Iran or even a US is terribly different, every dumb souvenir you try to buy from Iran will still benefit a government, directly or indirectly.

>>66507
dis nigga smellin' toast right here

What about Thailand?

>>66572
I included Thailand in a updated version here: >>66458