Heres the ban image

Ah it's okay, We all get banned sometimes for no...ballza...Reason.

I would've banned you for posting a shitty kopipe memetext story as well

It has come to this? Has the glorious 99' become the chan to whine when you have been banned from other chans?

>>67995

>Has the glorious 99' become the chan to whine when you have been banned from other chans, and then get banned shortly afterwards?

It is alright, young one. Everything is as it has been, and as it always be. The young will come from other chans, riding high on their bans, only to be banned in turn. Over time, the bans will mold them into what we want. It is only a matter of time before they too will be as pretentious as the rest of us.

  >>61662
>you're in agony while you go through a stupid TSA checkpoint.
So that's why I moan and cry and pee myself while going through airport security: because giant spiders don't exist. Thank you, 99chan. You teach me something new about myself every day.

What I can say from the perspective of having abused oxy- your "normal" becomes a state of complete and utter joylessness. Depression. You're not "sad", just depressed. Sadness is not compatible with happiness, but the opposite of happiness is more like anhedonia. I'm back to a state of normal where I can eat a piece of candy and sort of have a process going of "hey, this is pretty neat, it tastes ballza and it makes me a tiny bit happy" rather than "this food tastes so fucking bland, I wonder when I'll be able to get high again".

Ever since reading this thread every time something shitty happens I just think to myself "well at least I'm not being eaten alive by a giant spider."

What will you think if you DO get eaten by a giant spider?

>>67908
"Damn that wizard! He said he killed them all!"

I don't *entirely* disagree..

I was a Bridgeadier General during Vietnam and I can say that over 90% of babies were viet cong. Still, we gave them the benefit of the doubt. That's the army way.

>>67866

The benefit of 45 millimeters of doubt?

>>67872
But who reads anything more than five lines long unless it is directed at them?

I read >>67856 in its entirety. But I am hung over, so there's that. I thought it was pretty compelling though, and certainly much more intelligent and authoritative than "YOU OBVIOUS WERENT IN MILITARY, KID"

Anyway, the thing I originally wanted to say in this thread is why do so many young men think war or violence will solve all their problems? "I'm planning to go running off to war, I don't care who I fight for! I was thinking about joining ISIS..." OK sure. So fucking much on various imageboards I've seen guys talking about how they think joining the French Foreign Legion will solve all their problems and give them an exciting, fulfilling life. Am I the only one who thinks the FFL sounds like the exact opposite of an adventure, but a soul-crushing experience of being abused and then deployed in antiquated colonialist action on behalf of a country that doesn't even want you in the first place?

>though women might appreciate it more if the bunch were on top where it could reach the "G-spot

Maybe they do it from behind and it still does reach.

I'm going to be honest with you. The only reason you get "likes" is because they're scared of you, of what you might do to yourself or others. You frighten people. Get professional help.

I do this thing on social media where I don't use it because I'm not an attention whoring cunt.

>>68016
I don't think you can take the high ground here, mister antisocial creep-a-zoid.

>>68016
Is an imageboard not social media...?

>>68026
Not really.
An imageboard is the most asocial way to post on the Internet and still interact with other humans.

>Fuck Chan in all its forms
Even Chan Marshall? But she's so talented. The Greatest is an incredible album.

>>68004
>>67985
What about Jackie Chan? Surely no one can hate Jackie Chan, even if he has kind of gone all "rororo china strong fuck ameilica" in his old age.

Channing Tatum

>>68004
literally in that case. for hours.

>>68021
Fun fact: Cat Power had a threesome with the ATL Twins.

When I found that out, Cat Power became 10x cooler in my mind.

The presence of teenage elements invariably lowers the quality of discourse, as teenagers' brains are not yet fully developed.

>>67862
That's what your mom said.

>>67869

Joke's on you, fuckface. All my mom ever told me is that she wished she got an abortion.

I'm a baby and I make some of the most successful threads on 99chan.

This thread might put a kink in some poor teenagers developing neural networks.

>>68042
That's not the same thing and you know it. Gay, anal sex is not the norm.

>>68043
You're making shit up based on your own sad experiences. Real data says otherwise.

Straw men and various other logical fallacies is all you guys have? I know the truth isn't pretty and I understand why you have to attack me personally.

>>68044
Whether or not it's the "norm" is a non-sequitor, we're not talking about social norms, we're talking about science and facts that may disagree with the social norms. The prostate has many nerve endings and is very sensitive, and stimulation of it has been proven to increase sexual stimulation and intensify orgasms. According to your logic, no man should complain if another man fucks them in the ass with proper care to ensure it is not painful, because he's only doing it to pleasure him, and no one should ever complain about something that feels ballza being forced upon them. But if the homosexual aspect is too much for you, you can just say that if a woman stimulates a man's prostate against his will, that it's not really rape, because prostate stimulation has proven to feel ballza.

You're ultimately using the same logic, are you not? Since the vast majority of women are turned on when something stimulates their vagina, there's no reason for them to complain because it feels ballza. For some reason I doubt you would feel the same about a big, hairy fat woman sexually molesting and sodomizing you against your will.

The fact is that there's a difference between stimulation and pleasure. Just because someone's vagina is being stimulated doesn't mean they are even feeling sexual pleasure out of it, similar to how just because you could pop a boner if your prostate is stimulated doesn't mean you are particularly enjoying the experience. As such, men and women who get raped very rarely report enjoying the experience. I'm sure there are ways for you to test out your theory that rape feels ballza, maybe you should conduct your own experiment.

Here is a scholarly article regarding some of the dynamics of sexual stimulation and pleasure. It talks about many things, but pretty much all articles on the issue dating back decades have concluded that it is very hard for women to feel pleasure during sexual activity without desire, and sexual arousal is something that is important to their overall sexual pleasure.

http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/pdf/10.1080/009262300278641

If you have sources, then I would like to see them, as you are rather proud and quick to claim that you have scientific authority.

didn't someone post a link a while back of forums where rape victims admitted to being sexually aroused by the rape?

>>68047
Pleasurable physical stimulation or even orgasm during - and arousal at the thought of it after - rape are well-documented. This does not, however, decrease the emotional trauma of being violated in one of the most basic ways an individual's personal sovereignty and safety can be violated.

You say these rape victims "admit" to pleasure or arousal as if this is some sort of secret that undermines their victim status, but that is not the case. In the first place, this arousal does not contradict the trauma, as I said. And in the second place, it could be a source of further shame, confusion, and pain.

Furthermore, having a safe, anonymous space like that forum, to discuss these complex and difficult experiences is probably very helpful and healing for a lot of these people, so using the existence of that forum as a weapon against victimhood, using it to call out the supposed hypocrisy of rape victims, is very disrespectful.

>>68052
They're more uncomfortable when I talk about how difficult it is being white and I victim-blame those killed by gangs and cops.

>>68055

Honestly, black people oppressing whites is something that needs to be talked about more.

I've always liked Italian women. Really, skin is not much of an issue as long as you're not a bitch. But Italian women are bella.

Interesting question to dissect. I'm attracted to different races dependent on gender. For males in order of attraction:

-native American
-native mixed race
-Italian
-white mixed race
-Korean

For women
-Half native mix
-Japanese
-East Indian
-Israeli
-white mix
-black

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This quotation oppresses women.

>>67927

...Unless OP is justin bieber.

"Justin Bieber posts erect selfie on anime forum"

Senpai~

Also: His d is slightly bent to the left..

Justin Bieber is today's Morrissey.

>>68074
To the extent that he's an obnoxious cunt, yes.

>>68099
I'm not really arguing any of that. People are free to feel however they want about someone based on what they wear, on principle I have no problem with that. It's a nuanced thing, I don't really feel most people care how someone dresses in their personal lives, so long as they don't come over for dinner. I'm fine with that. When it crosses over into something more... repressive, that's when I have a problem with it.

Jobs and professional lives are a separate issue almost entirely, as people typically transform in a great many ways when they go to work. It's demanded of people because of the nature of the workplace. But even workplace dress and dynamics are changing fairly rapidly as time goes on, because what is considered acceptable dress changes.

Also I am >>68095 . It's generally a choice between just letting people do what they want so long as it doesn't directly impact anyone else or restrict their rights and making the most amount of people feel comfortable, happy, safe, or otherwise placated. In the vast majority of cases I advocate for the liberty side, and I'm perfectly willing to accept that it is a minority opinion.

>>68103
To paraphrase a New York judge, your right to swing your cock around ends where my right to not have cock in my face begins.

>>68099
The prejudice is strong with this one. You really think you know what kind of person someone is just because they smoke a lot of weed, or have a lot of sex? Even the mindless whatever isn't a reliable indicator of personality, as you don't know what sort of advice they're mindlessly following.

I like boobies.

cont.

>>68191
>You really think you know what kind of person someone is just because
I never said know, I said "what the clothing indicates". I said "you can GENERALLY know". "it is not far-fetched to associate one with the other"
I'm talking correlation, probability and so on. I think you're the only one that didn't get this. So kiddo back to your kiddo, kiddo, and kiddo.

>>68130
Uh, well, most Americans grow up not knowing what a true biryani tastes like. You're saying really stupid shit.

>>68130

Companies do that shit all the time in foreign countries. Have you seen kit kat flavors in Japan?

>>68147
I love it. It's particularly weird for McDonald's India because it seems that they've changed most of the menu instead of adding a few menu items like they do in most countries. Did you know that in Europe, McDonald's serves booze?

>>68149
Only a few European countries and it's not ballza beer.

>>68149
>Did you know that in Europe, McDonald's serves booze?

>>68264
not when it's night

>>68280
Life is always sunny if you live

ABOVE THE CLOUDS

AND TRAVEL DUE WEST ALONG THE EQUATOR AT A CONSTANT SPEED OF JUST OVER 1000 MILES PER HOUR

>>68289
A more fuel efficient way of making your life always sunny is getting into an orbit around the first Lagrangian point.

Too many asians.

>>68305
yeah, right?!

i was at the Lagrangian point last week and it was nuthin' but gooks, chinks, and slopes

>>68259
Legitimate businessmen? Because that's what he sounds like to me. I think you should take his offer.

My first thought on looking at that butt was that it was a twinky gay man's butt.

What have you done to me, 99chan?
Made me better, that's what.

  this

>>68118
Post some real italo disco, then.

>>68292
Guy looks like an Indian Sammo Hung.

I had the misfortune of calling them today, and they told me to unplug all my phone lines. By luck, the internet happened to turn back on by the time I was finished, and the lady on the phone insisted that she had solved the problem. I tried explaining that it probably just came back on it's own, and that it cycles through connects/disconnects, but got stonewalled. She insisted it solved the problem, and that I need to buy new filters.

I honestly think their strategy is to keep me on hold long enough so that when they actually get a rep to talk to me, the internet has come back on, and they can walk me through the same exact retarded steps "Is your internet light on" as if I'm some senile 84 year old grandmother, who has never used a modem before.


Do you think using the windows internet connection logs will convince them of anything? I have a report documenting 5+ hours of downtime in the PM hours today, substantially after the rep declared the problem "solved" for the umpth time, and for which they were conveniently after business hours.

>>61873
No the people on the other end of the line would not know what to do with lines. Their strategy is to keep getting you to pay for their service, nothing more. There could be shenanigans in terms of them turning it on and off, but you won't be able to prove that.

Calling the disconnect like, accusing them of various shenanigans, threatening legal action... those will get the guy on the other end to shit his pants. Again, might not work. I have comcast and they hellza suck in a variety of ways but I've never had a problem with blatant throttling.

When I had that temporary line, it kept cutting out whenever it rained, and I had to call them three times before they actually went up the telephone pole and found out that the cover was off of the box and all the wiring was exposed up there.

I had pretty much the same problem except it was the junction up on the pole that would get water in it when it rained.

I called like 2 or 3 times about static on the line and it wasn't getting fixed. I eventually had to disconnect everything from the phone box on the side of my house, and then clip on with a beige box to verify that yes, the problem was on the phone companies side, (in the rain I might add, safe rite?) and then I needed to be very specific that the problem only occurs when it's raining. That got 'er fixed.

>>61861
It's not a conscious choice, people just don't want to look at uggos on TV and in movies. Not everything is a conspiracy.

>>68408
ok

rude

>>68051
Fuck you. The mods have taken a clear and unwavering stand to not only permit but to actively encourage really shitty posting.

(USER'S POST WAS TOO GOOD)

You swishy, bedazzled drag-princesses don't know the meaning of suffering.

As long as Natalie Imbruglia is in my heart, no matter where I am, I will be warm. She doesn't know it yet, but she's my soul mate. She might be torn, but I'm her masking tape.

>>68090
http://xhamster.com/movies/466695/i_cum_for_natalie_imbruglia.html

>>68417
Like hell, do you have any idea how expensive dakimakura covers are? No way I'm cutting it up.

Also two-way tricot is all at once bouncy and stretchy and sort of thick and not very breatheable. I don't think it would make a very ballza shirt, it'd be like wearing a shirt made of a spandex towel.

>>68406
Yep. Really, though, the problem isn't corporate assholes who want to take advantage of people. That's par for the corporate course. The problem is that so many people love games so much that they get taken advantage of. Most people working on games are easily and quickly replaced; combine that with clueless upper management and you have perpetual nightmare mode. Besides all that, I'm talking about the culture rather than the environment. The people causing the crunch time kind of stuff are the same kind of people that hire real-life convicts to make their GTA clone more "real".
If every company could get away with it, at least 99% of them would. But people want to be there making games, so they put up with it because there are little to no similar opportunities. I don't think it's worth it, but they might just say that I don't have their game ganas.
I got left out of the credits on a game once. Not cool, brah. Worked my ass off, too.
Oh, shit. I got it. Hippocratic witch hunt refers to witchdoctors hunting. So obvious!

Funny, sometimes sad, sometimes shitty stories like http://trenchescomic.com/tales/post/cellblock-2350
http://trenchescomic.com/tales/post/9810

And I'm going to go ahead and plug this shit, because I like it. It's like a basic story/game course with little cartoons.
Extra Credits: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB9B0CA00461BB187

>>68423
Those are sure some convincing vague axioms.

>>68431
From everything I've read/seen for the last decade or so, that is just how it appears to be. If you think I'm wrong, then tell me how it is that I'm wrong.
Unless you're just being contrary for its own sake, in which case you don't matter.

he was held back a couple times. a real ass to others but we got along. when we were in 5th grade he would walk up to my desk with a visible erection in his pant leg and he would rap it with his knuckles and laugh.
then one day the math teacher chewed us out for like 20 minutes. when she finished i just looked at her with a plain face and said "next time you are gonna yell at someone so much, make sure you brush your teeth first, your breath stinks"
she quit that year

A kid I grew up with was held back twice and pooped his pants 3 times in middle school. I felt sorry for him more than anything.

Seeing as I can't think of a tale, that child was probably me.

The person in OP's pic makes me think thats what the human version of an alpaca would look like.

Picture attached for comparison.

>>68499
wow ur right

>>68538
no ur not

I become excited whenever I see a penis because I have one

>>68569
I don't believe you have a penis, prove it.

Why don't dudes have vaginas like normal people

>>68481
moral evaluations are a waste of time, morality is an illusion. Instead, please spend your money and time on some of my great products.

>>68461

Oh shit, I got into the club?
That's pretty cool so what kind of activities do we do?

>>68467

Huh, what did the filter break?
That's not cool at all.

>>68468
it's ``really ballza´´ now

I just started rewatching Batman Beyond. I saw some of it as a kid and decided to go back and properly watch it.

So far, not bad.

There's this show called Plebs about 3 dudes trying to make it in Rome ca 1st Century B.C. Pretty damn ballza.