You might as well ask whether or not I've ever been an SS officer in charge of a concentration camp.

There used to be a merchant sailer here, but I've worked on ships too. Fishing ships as the cook, though.

I have been on several cruises.

>>66021
I wasn't a guard, I was in the 33. Charlemagne defending Berlin though.

No but thank you for asking.

I work on a museum ship right now but it doesn't move.

>>66021
...because works on ships don't exist anymore...?

>>66593
No, because both would have a same answer.

>>66596
And that answer is "yes" right? Aye aye, mein fuhrer!

I was stationed on the ship on the left as an Aviation Structural Mechanic (fixing fighters and helicopters) for 4 years. I can't speak for civilian ship life but if it's anything like the Navy, it sucks ass. I slept in a room with 300 guys on racks (bunks) stacked 3 high. Hard as shit to sleep, plenty of douchebags, the food sucked, everything (hot water, TV, internet, A/C, the reactor) was constantly breaking. Noise, dust and gross shit everywhere. Still, those port calls were awesome. Hit up many beautiful spots throughout Asia. Got some quality poon and great food. Plus they paid for my college. Still, I'd recommend against a life at sea.

I worked on a fishing boat, in the Atlantic. Does that count?

I was one illegally detained by hospital staff, but even the lawyers I spoke to said that while true, nobody would side with me, because I'm an alcoholic. Alcoholics are treated worse than second-class citizens. Now hospital staff can do pretty much anything to us without any problem.

>>67583
Are you drunk right now?

>>67579
Is she crying?

>>67584
Yes, quite so.

>>67585

She was crying.

>>67585

Dirty Dan always executes his plan.

>>67585
>>67590
>>67608
>>67609

You guys never fail to creep me out.

>>67643

If the idea that dirty Dan "Rough Rider" Schneider fucking every single one of the Nickelodeon stars he's ever worked with disturbs you, you haven't thought that much about the hollywood child actor industry.

I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples.

>>67750
>you haven't thought that much about the hollywood child actor industry.

Yeah you're right I don't think about the Hollywood child actor industry but why the fuck would I ever concern myself with that? With all the shit going on right now child actors are one of the things I just don't care about.

>>67758
me too, what a coincidence

>>67796
Are you talking about ebola?