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80885 No. 80885 hide quickreply [Reply]
Prove you deserve to live

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80884 No. 80884 hide quickreply [Reply]
nothing beats natural big tits

No. 80660 hide quickreply [Reply]
  Are trannies better than real women?
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No. 80815 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
  What do you think a cyst tastes like??
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>> No. 80851
I would have to respectfully disagree with that assessment.
>> No. 80856
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Lindor chocolate probably
>> No. 80866
Probably a bit like ear wax. Cysts are just pockets of skin secretions afterall.

Infected ones probably taste like rot.
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They probably taste like that semi-hard bit of the chicken you always spit out when eating the way chicken is supposed to be eaten.
>> No. 80882
So like lemons, then?

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80869 No. 80869 hide quickreply [Reply]
Mombjguy was 10 years ago now. Feel old?
>> No. 80871
No it wasn't you thick fuck
>> No. 80876
It might as well have been for all the difference it would make. Shit older than a month on the Internet is ancient history.

Remember this song? You're already set to roll your eyes and dismiss it as old shit even though it got popular after mombjguy got his mombj.
>> No. 80881
I think about it occasionally. Anyone still have the audio kicking around?

Did they ever find Fronks body after they hung out?

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80839 No. 80839 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
How is a summary about SNL's skits a news story? Anyone else want to jerk in this circle?
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>> No. 80875
Nah, this is hilarious and good.
>> No. 80877
I voted for him expecting a lulz cow and it's exactly what I'm getting, I'm gonna enjoy the hell out of watching him fuck everything up and do stupid shit until he gets impeached.
>> No. 80878
You are part of the problem.
>> No. 80879
Cry about it faggot, politics is a circus anyway, may as well be an actually entertaining one for once.
>> No. 80880
Also I actually did buy a Zune HD back in like 2010. It was black though, just like the kid who said he'd trade me a quarter ounce of weed and 20 dollars cash for it, I declined because I couldn't be bothered cleaning all the gay shota hentai and Soviet military music off it.

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79614 No. 79614 hide expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]

If I had so much money that it lost its original meaning, I would buy one of these, gut and spend a ridiculous pile of money on it to suit it to your equally ridiculous wants.

What would you do with yours?
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>> No. 80865
  well, post some links bro
>> No. 80867
Don't tell me what to do bro, you don't know me bro. Here's the link to the good one though. I'll do the others soon I guess. For once I actually kinda wish they didn't pointlessly censor this shit.

>> No. 80868
Does that mean the rest of the time you like it when they pointlessly censor shit?

Also I really do hope, for their own sake, that japanese porn is in no way representative to the way they actually have sex, or do foreplay, or even kiss for that matter. Everything they do seems absolutely retarded.
>> No. 80870
I never liked it but it never bothered me that much. Call me weird but the hot part of porn was never the act of a penis going into a vagina, I'm only ever really annoyed by it during masturbation scenes or something.

I can say that sex as shown in porn is quite over the top and showy compared to 'normal' sex, which is quite varied as one might expect. Hence the huge open-mouth kisses and such.
>> No. 80872
>Hence the huge open-mouth kisses and such.
They don't even do that, though. They comically pucker their lips and smash them against someone else's, or use their tongues in a way that makes it look like it's a slimy worm they're trying to suck into their mouths. And what the fuck kind of tit/ass fondling is that? Are they trying to cop a feel or soothe and comfort them like they're sad children's heads? Why do the men stare so intently when licking the women? Why do the women ALWAYS insist in licking and kissing the men's nipples? WHAT'S WITH THE WOMEN ACTING LIKE THEY'RE IN CONSTANT, UNBEARABLE PAIN

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80654 No. 80654 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Why does no one post here anymore?
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>> No. 80858
This was the perfect post explaining the age transition and the decreased interest in all chan related things, internet related things in general really. Anyone that has made a remote impact on anything, be it having a kid, owning a company or just having a successful job of ANY SORT doesn't have time to do what they did when they were 15 or 20, period. 99's /b/ is healthy as far as lurkers go but needs a facelift to attract the younger faggots that will eventually take over, if chan culture even survives this fucked up, upcoming generation.
>> No. 80859
>needs a facelift to attract the younger faggots that will eventually take over, if chan culture even survives this fucked up, upcoming generation.

I'm totally fine with neither of these ever happening.
>> No. 80861
>Here, have some aimless comments that don't address any of the points of the discussion and misinterpret your point about the retention of stockpiled wealth as being about... how early westerners acquired that wealth?

>Yeah, and also I read the Jared Diamond Guide to Reducing Cognitive Dissonance for Progressive Revisionist Historians. Anime is a superior artform and if whites hadn't been born with RP-1, the Azteecs would have been the first in space.

Thanks for this. You know, when I read his work, and the dogmatic parroting of sensitive people who were introduced to him in order to politically inoculate their study of history, I'm really thankful that I don't require a protective spacesuit like that to look at the past. For example, I find non-balkanite Muslim culture to be complete trash and of no benifit to the modern world. If I were your right-wing mirror counterpart, I would require Alex Jones to tell me that the only reason Muslims made Europe look like complete shit during the middle ages was because date palms cause more testosterone or some shit. No, European culture and collective behavior was just garbage back then.

Oh, and Voltaire's views on China are an especially appropriate talking point for vapid reddit-globalists such as yourself, because he never even went there. Like you, the only thing about a totally unfounded appraisal of Chinese society that was important to him was its use in being a hippie shit-disturber, showing how totally ordinary and, like, lame his boring western country was, and *rips bong* these other nonwhite people just, like, get it, dude.
>> No. 80862
Well that's the rub innit. For every example you might point to, any period of history where white people were on top there's another where they weren't. White people ended WWII but also started WWII. They're capable of inspiring compassion and great feats of intellect, and also of some pretty brutal savagery.

It's almost like they're pretty standard humans, and that self-obsessing over variations in phenotypes is kinda retarded.
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I would love to, but that would mean going back to a failing shop, or starting my apprenticeship all over again. To be frank, I'm to old for that shit now. A lot of work for no money.

When I started my apprenticeship at the shop I choose it was one of the oldest (creditable) in town. It did not accuse to me that the head master would retire a year after i started and leave the shop to his puplis. To be fair they are great artist, but awful at business. They moved shops to avoid steep rent fees. While doing that they lost most of their clients.
Being that i was a brand new artist my income came from walk ins. New shop meant no walk ins.
I still feel i made the right choice leaving. I drive by the shop every now and again, there it stands with no sighn minus the open sighn and the shitty nylon sticker that's says tattoo on the door.

I miss the buzz of the machines and the smell of the soap.

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77436 No. 77436 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Where would I go to buy someone's dead's grandma's ashes?
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>> No. 77442
You sample the merchandise before paying. Have you never bought human remains before?
>> No. 77443

Yeah, but I don't see how you're going to fuck a box of ashes. This is completely different territory.
>> No. 77445
What, you think they're prudes in the trailer parks? Just whip it out and rub it on the ashes, man. if it's secretly coke or heroin, you'll just get really high and that's how you know.
>> No. 77466
I recently came into possession of the ashes of a dead pagan witch. She burned herself to death accidentally during some dumb ritual in a park at midnight. It involved candles and a very flammable cloak.
>> No. 80857
that dress looks like it would be hella sticky and uncomfortable

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80854 No. 80854 hide quickreply [Reply]

Hey /b/ play this game, I've posted about it in the past and you guys should make a group again.
Quick description:
Hell Rising is a post-apocalyptic browser-based MMORPG/survival simulator inspired by Urban Dead. The game is set within a quarantined city of which the inhabitants have been mutated by a special type of fungal infection. You can play as either a human, zombie, or a unique infected type known as a vampire. You may choose to attempt survival as a human, or hunt those that do as one of the undead, but death only means you continue your existence as a different kind of monstrosity.

Some good places for supplies or base building are at 509,512. Its wincross police department. It has guns/ammo, you can access a island prison from inside with more supplies and a mall and laxarix building (place where you can get serum to cure the infected) nearby.

The other area of importance is fort boilings at 516,498. It has every supply you will ever need but its dangerous because undead players target it. I would only make supply runs there unless you plan to be online a lot and have a lot of people to help you defend it.

A set of work-in-progress beginner's guidelines can be found here:
And maps of the quarantine zone can be found here:

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>> No. 80855
It's last update was nearly a year and a half ago.

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80511 No. 80511 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
How do we stop the daily flood of CP we've been getting for the past week?

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>> No. 80828
The only thing that ended was the lattest wave. It's not close to the first; why should it be the last? In fact the policies we adopt and tricks we pull off to keep spam at bay are more of an exercise in hygiene and administration than a permanent solution, because quite simply there isn't one. Even the best get spam every once in a while. We're even more prone to it since, hey, we're not exactly Google. We're working with what we have in the ways we can.
>> No. 80832
We've always been this special combination that makes us vulnerable to spam: small and weak but also well known and disliked. We're like the Jews.
>> No. 80836

Okay, there was another bad one a moment ago. I move to challenge ip's from everywhere except the USA, Western Europe, and Argentina (klappy).
>> No. 80844
What about all us gay Canadians?
>> No. 80845
You'll get polite challenges

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80238 No. 80238 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
How does it make you feel that thanks to the internet your great great grandchildren might find your nudes long after you're dead?
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>> No. 80698
>there are three that are on some kind of sadness spectrum.
I'd like to a) see some sources on this, and b) hear of this magic land where one in three people aren't sad about their jobs, regardless of what it is that they do.

And I think your view of the manifestation of people's mental disorders as "downright whimsical and fun" is pretty twisted.
>> No. 80699
For someone trying to pretend mental illnesses are the worst thing ever, you seem awfully autistic.

If someone can't get a job anywhere else and they just end up doing whatever at Walmart, they can at least tell people about that. They may personally hate their job more than porn, but at least they don't have to disappear and withdraw from their friends and family. At least they don't live in mortal fear that someone might find out about it, lest they become the family whore. As much as you might want to be hipster and claim a shitty job at Pizza Hut is the same, it's really not even close. It has little to do with the inborn dignity of the job, and more to do with societal factors that shame you if you do choose that profession.

Most porn actors aren't great at acting, and it's not that hard to figure out which ones are into it and which ones are dead inside.

So I guess your point is that while an economic-societal system and drug epidemic that forces many people who'd rather not into some sort of porn, stripping, or whoring isn't depressing at all, but a bunch of shut-ins on the spectrum drawing weird porn for fun and profit is somehow depressing? Should people with "mental illnesses" just hide away and never interact with anyone?
>> No. 80702
Sasha Grey isn't just a port actress. She's a novelist, philosopher, scientist, dramatist, biochemist, park ranger, lion tamer, pediatric proctologist, Navajo shaman, and a power ranger.
>> No. 80706

I read she even likes Skinny Puppy.

They're from Canada, you know.
>> No. 80843
Dude. She was featured in two, TWO Current 93 albums. She's like a reverse Cosey Fanny Tutti.

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80816 No. 80816 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
So we just had the Super Bowl and all of its fun commercials. We have commercials all day long, and ads all around, and mods are talking about ads in the anti-CP thread, and our executive branch is trying to stimulate the economy...

All of this begs the question: who the fuck is buying based on ads?

Name the last thing you remember buying because of a commercial or ad, either directly or indirectly.

The last thing I can think of was a pair of wireless earbuds that Amazon was advertising around Christmas. I added them my gift list for the family exchange. Just about everything I buy for myself I research technical data, get personal experience and/or social proof to make a purchase decision. Using the Amazon example, I guess "in-store" ads are the most effective on me: I've made the decision to buy something in a category, and they show me something related while I'm in an online or physical store.

I know one guy, who owns a multi-million company, who told me he bought diet pills online after seeing a text display ad on a website. I cannot figure out how he built that company other than pure stupid luck.

Your stories?
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>> No. 80830
I don't find ads distracting when I see them so much, it's almost the opposite. I kinda look at ads objectively now and it's rather interesting. I've noticed most modern ads are actually micro Aristotelian narratives with a setup, conflict, resolution, and denoument. I've seen a lot of old ads (tv and radio) from the 40's, 50's, and so on as well. It's interesting to see how ads have changed and continue to change. In fact I think ad trends are the best indicator of changes in how people think and make decisions, since ads take advantage of that.

Most ads from the 40's and 50's are either straight up informative or so minimalist they're just "this is a product and it's good plz buy". Modern ads tend to be either attempts at viral marketing or Aristotelian narratives.
>> No. 80833

>Most ads from the 40's and 50's are either straight up informative or so minimalist they're just "this is a product and it's good plz buy". Modern ads tend to be either attempts at viral marketing or Aristotelian narratives.

I think that has less to do with the way people think and more with standing out. If you look at Old Spice's first set of commercials, it was very successful because it hit the right notes at an angle no one had gone from before. Among a sea of bland bullshit, it stood out. Now, everyone and their mother has quirky internet humor ads. Likewise, the reason why those ads are no longer in vogue isn't because people don't weigh practical decisions - most of those ads were bullshitting anyway, like cigarettes expounding their health benefits - but because they were ubiquitous. Ads are a little like fashion in that way. It's perfectly possible we'll swing back around to retro-style 50s ads somewhere down the line.

99% of ads isn't making people convinced they should buy your product. It's just making sure they remember your product exists.
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>99% of ads isn't making people convinced they should buy your product. It's just making sure they remember your product exists

>How do you initially find out about the thing you want to buy though?

Right. There's the "Hey, we exist, and now you know it ads" and then there's the "Buy this shit now" ad.

So that's a problem with my first post that I didn't make a distinction between general branding and direct sales pitches.

Awareness makes sense. I don't get the "wow, I just saw that ad for that thing and I need to buy it now"
>> No. 80837
I think you have kind of a reverse-confirmation-bias going right now. Like, odds are that for most people, some kind of marketing is going to make them aware that a thing exists, or else it will make the person who told you about it aware that it exists. Then if you're driving by whatever two weeks later and decide to buy it, it doesn't register as being due to the ad, but at some level it is.

Also, a lot of really high value ad placements at times like the superbowl are actually there to attract investors, maybe even moreso than consumers.
>> No. 80838

Oh, since I kind of addressed something you already commented on with the awareness vs buy-now aspect, I should clarify: Advertisers only expect a handful of retards to actually pick up the phone and buy oxyclean before "time runs out". 99% of sales from those ads are still expected to work the normal way.

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80684 No. 80684 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
How do you feel about Donald Trump?
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>> No. 80808
Because I have a government job, and unlike most young people I actually give a shit about benefits like insurance and gaining experience with an organization that won't go out of business next year. Most people in my neighborhood are either retirees, state employees like myself, people collecting disability, etc. The town at large is not super different. In the house directly across from me, an older guy in a wheelchair was literally selling his pain pills out of his window like some kind of drive-through. The police were called but they basically told him to quit it and left. We have around 8 fast food national chains with a branch here, with a handful of regional joints. Only local business doing well is the craft alcohol industry and bars. The town got a bunch of money to renovate an old building for a new restaurant that tried to make good food, it failed within the year.

If this is lofty pure-white culture I should be obsessed with protecting at all costs, then count me out of that. I'll take the "dump" any day, and trust me, I'm not eager to stick around as soon as I get my years in.
>> No. 80809
Wow, I had no idea that weird territorial pockets of rural old people were considered to be boring places compared with cities (this sentiment dating back through the 95% of America's history when the nation was 90%+ white). That's a great reason to allow large unintegrated populations of Somalis and Pakis: your boredom.
>> No. 80810
Except it's not "weird" at all, the town I described could probably be used to describe in part the towns that are all around me. It's actually considered a desirable place to live by many.

I'm not trying to extrapolate any larger political point from my immediate surroundings, though. I'm not sure what any of this have to do with immigration. For the record I support an immigration overhaul, our current laws are 60 years old but Republicans don't want to change them because they're singularly obsessed with a border wall. And yeah, at a certain point taking in the entire world's dispossessed is not workable. I wish we could have a real debate about those things without it immediately descending into racist memeing.
>> No. 80811
I would be okay with less memes, but racism is pretty important to the debate, and I say that as a pretty unapologetic racist. I genuinely think that multiple cultures sharing a single government does not work out well for anyone involved and any input I would have on an "overhaul" discussion is going to reflect that I would like zero immigrants from non-European nations. So what do you mean by overhaul.
>> No. 80813
Well it doesn't surprise me that everything is about race to a racist, I guess.

The immigration issues, depending on what issues they are, can be addressed in a great many ways. Japan doesn't have problems with illegal immigration not just because they are an island, but because even if you overstay a visa you will have a very hard time getting a job and housing, even if you do know the language well enough. The fact that most of the focus is on the brown people coming in and not on the businesses that give them food and shelter says a lot about the overall conversation.

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80143 No. 80143 hide expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
Yo /b/ check it, looking for some siq random images for a collection of random shizzel wizzel
More shit similar to the shit below, images that make lil normie brains confuzzeled but make us slighty aroused in our peepees, dankie my lil tards
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>> No. 80617
That's from one of Dali's parties, isn't it? Ah, that man seemed like such a bro.
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80224 No. 80224 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
>IRC is now accepting new members
what the fuck does that mean? I was a regular here like eight years ago, and IRC was just a place you could hang out. it had bots and shit, and was pretty retarded. is it a closed fucking channel now? some kind of /sekrit klub/?
And rickb is a fucking admin now? wasn't he the methhead cop boyfriend of that methhead tranny meowth who wasn't even a mod until she sent somebody nudes? the fuck is going on around here? at lead /raeg/ is still active. and where the fuck is the alcohol board, I'm sure we used to have one. I came to ask about brewing.
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>> No. 80727

We'll see who's the idiot when I'm eating out your butthole like a Kong with a treat inside while I stroke your turgid cock, leaving you a hot, sweating, quivering mess before I mount you and make love to your dilated anus.
>> No. 80761
My dad hits me and scares my mom sometimes.
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leave this board and never come back
>> No. 80789
  This is an accurate representation of 99chan's IRC

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80777 No. 80777 hide quickreply [Reply]
wow this website fuckin sucks

>> No. 80778
I know, right? We should totally go somewhere else like 8chan or 314chan.
>> No. 80825
I'm really embarrassed for anyone trying to make new obscure boards in 2017

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80659 No. 80659 hide quickreply [Reply]
Does 99chan stand for parents are gone chan?
>> No. 80661
now I will undertand my kids.
>> No. 80664
I'm old. Who can explain 1174 to me?
>> No. 80767
"nude club"

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77142 No. 77142 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Let's have a ratchet black ladies appreciation thread. Post African Americans.

I'll start: Auntie Fee, Cardi B and the classic song "It's so cold in the D".
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>> No. 78730
Well, do you?
>> No. 79894
  This woman is the embodiment of the sassy black woman stereotype.
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>> No. 79954

Don't you get bail money back though?
>> No. 80751
  this channel is whack, yo

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