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80627 No. 80627 hide quickreply [Reply]
hp ml 360 g8

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80272 No. 80272 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Why are the majority of us so god damn dumb? Why does intelligence/common sense/general competence seem to be deteriorating at a noticeable rate?

In a simple sense, the evolution of technology to blame?
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>> No. 80616
it's called autism
>> No. 80623
>people are probably smarter now

Explain a Trump presidency then.
>> No. 80624
Trump is smart and you are dumb
>> No. 80625
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Compared to what? Times when your average person was an illiterate turnip farmer who believed it when people told them the guy in charge was put there by God himself? Or just 30 years ago when most people thought AIDS was some kind of divine punishment?

Very few people have enough actual knowledge to make an informed decision on who to vote for anyway.

Putting aside the fact that Trump got 3 million less votes than his main competitor, his election has much more to do with people no longer caring about any traditional standards of decency. But he's not fundamentally different in terms of belief, he's just a loud and proud asshole in an era where people have forgotten why pretending to be nice to each other is kind of important in order to keep society together.
>> No. 80626
What the fuck is your beef with turnips?

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80506 No. 80506 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Dead celeb thread
lets have a nice lil tribute for the people we lost in 2016
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>> No. 80551
Fuck you, cats should never die
>> No. 80561
Hey fronk, show us your cock, baby.
>> No. 80600
I miss Fronk. He was a nice man.
>> No. 80621

I had a picture of his penis. and no one else will ever see it. its all mine.
>> No. 80622
Yeah, well, I once watched him jerk off on webcam for like an hour and a half.

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80143 No. 80143 hide expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
Yo /b/ check it, looking for some siq random images for a collection of random shizzel wizzel
More shit similar to the shit below, images that make lil normie brains confuzzeled but make us slighty aroused in our peepees, dankie my lil tards
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>> No. 80617
That's from one of Dali's parties, isn't it? Ah, that man seemed like such a bro.
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80389 No. 80389 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Is there someone? God, I love this places is like timetraveling to the past. Would be nice go back to internet 1.0
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>> No. 80608

wrote it bad. srry
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raowwwww (I think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy.)
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80511 No. 80511 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
How do we stop the daily flood of CP we've been getting for the past week?

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>> No. 80571
Hi Guys

We add the hash of the images, we life-ban the IP in question, there is rarely if ever commonality in ip / subnet and they are usually from China or Russia but due to ICANN / subsidiaries sometimes the country codes aren't correct on the whois data, sometimes we can only speculate if it came from China or Russia in the first place due to traffic patterns / behaviors and useragents from logs.

Believe it or not it usually appears to be a legitimate user doing it, an actual person as opposed to a bot, this is based on research of logs as far as time on site, browsing, some even make REAL posts, of course there are bots as well..

These people are fuckbags but they are smart fuckbags, we try to do the best we can but as of late, several admins and mods have been away because of life things simultaneously. I'll make a change to the backend, it will either stop or slow down for a few weeks then BAHMMM, back on like a bitch and another change is needed. I've made HUNDREDS of backend variable changes, firewall fuckery and wrote thousands of lines of collective code.

I have added a CloudFlare rule to generate a JavaScript challenge for Chinese and Russian traffic - this will cut down on some 40%~ of overall issues, cp, spam, etc.

I am going to change some of the variables for the post processing php script that enables posts / replies, this will stop users that establish a legitimate session or forge a session using a bot with a fake useragent or other techniques and then making a post, session fraud-ing is complicated to detect because the way the data is delivered to the webserver, it is ripped up and recreated at our front end / backend servers.

Hang in there... I'm going to make some additional changes but I don't want to impact legitimate users but I want to stop CP.. SO.. Fuck Russia and China, you will get a JS challenge, every time you visit, sorry, move to a decent country like Greenland or Syria.. D:

We will soon move to another platform, we're just trying to iron out the logistics of a move, there is a lot of data, LOTS of bans and there is only a matter of time until PHP just says FUCK YOU to our platform because it's old AF despite improvements and patches made by myself and past admins / devs.
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>> No. 80573
Also, sorry about le downtime for a bit.. i was making changes and broke shit for a bit, then i fixed it and then it worked yay.
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Hey guy thanks for doing so much to keep this place going. It's nice!
>> No. 80590
Glad you're trying to fix it, that stuff makes me want to write about what I would do to the people who make it. I like this place, it's too bad it gets hit by cp so much.

Maybe it's Tiny lol
>> No. 80599
Hey Rick, can we have a catalog like other chans have? To see what kind of threads we have.

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80449 No. 80449 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Like films dudes? dome recomendations??
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>> No. 80560
What if I'm dead on the inside?
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Play more pokemon to fill the void idiot.
>> No. 80593
I've puked a total of seven times while licking pusses.
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I hate to break this to you, but you shouldn't have to worry about that because they lick themselves.
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Sometimes their tongues can't scrape up all of my jizz so I have to lend a hand.

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80383 No. 80383 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
My girlfriend knows I watch porn and she is okay with it. I want to watch some stuff with her.

She is Chinese-American and I am Indian-American (as in Indians who came from India not American Indian) but I do not know if that should influence the kind of porn to go for. I looked for recommendations online and people have suggested Pirates, Raw and a website called X-Art (I'm using a web filter overseas so I can't see it, but hopefully it is video and not just pictures)

I also saw the Wikipedia article for Pirates and saw a category for AVN award winners. Perhaps it might be good to pick from there? Basically I want a single best suggestion from all these options. My girlfriend has never watched porn before, and not into the hardcore mechanical stuff at all when it comes to sex. Meanwhile, I jerk off multiple times a day and have watched every kind of pornography (but I'm trying to tone it down, cause I find it hard to cum with her).

Recommendations for the best experience for her, since I'll be good either way, as long as the video isn't impossible long with just story line and not be interesting from that perspective either, cause I tend to just skip to parts I like in porn, with multiple tabs, and rapidly flip through alternative videos after a hyper specialised search for what I'm in the mood for at that time.

By the way, I'm heteroflexible or bisexual, and she is heterosexual.
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>> No. 80386
>I jerk off multiple times a day and have watched every kind of pornography
You're a true Hindu
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>> No. 80562
Before I die, I want to double fist a midget.
>> No. 80601
Before I die, I want to fuck a ginger.

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74420 No. 74420 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
mahran majadly
horny for arab cocks
Baqa al-Gharbiyye, Haifa, Israel
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No on both accounts.
>> No. 74586
Since when are rape and sexual harassment synonyms?
>> No. 74588
Since Tumblr
>> No. 74617
I never said they were synonymous. I was tying to convey that having someone get all up in your bubble with graphic sexual proposals and then refusing to back off, even when you make your lack of interest clear, would quite rationally make a person fear that a sexual assault could take place.

Sarcastically saying "that's how rape starts" to a story about someone's personal boundaries being aggressively violated is odd, because that can often be how sexual assaults start, and it is not unreasonable to see a connection between the two behaviors.
>> No. 80498
shit can go back up at any point.

remember that.

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79614 No. 79614 hide expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]

If I had so much money that it lost its original meaning, I would buy one of these, gut and spend a ridiculous pile of money on it to suit it to your equally ridiculous wants.

What would you do with yours?
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>> No. 80476
Everyone in the first world is enriching their lives at other people's expense, it's silly to pretend otherwise.
>> No. 80478
Maybe in a sense of word "enriching" but that does pose a philosophical issue. If you can't actually help that dynamic because you're born in it no matter what, does that mean that someone like Martin Shkreli isn't so bad simply because he's doing it to other first-world people.

That's even if we accept it at face value. If a working class family buys a Chinese-made tee-shirt at Wal-Mart for their kids or even if some millennial buys a Chinese-made phone, is that a net good or bad? On one hand, you could say they are getting something they don't need "at the expense" of a Chinese worker who is mistreated. On the other hand, that Chinese worker is probably quite happy they have that job, if they weren't assembling phones or stitching shirts they probably would be starving, or treated even worse in a job. Neither the end consumer nor the worker has any control over the situation- and simply not buying the product would make no one's life better, consumer or worker.

In any case, there is certainly no intentional act of malice in the family buying the shirt, where raising drug prices unnecessarily to pad your pockets is an act of malice. But how much does that intent truly matter? It is quite the quandary...
>> No. 80479
It's not like the drug he was selling was the only one of its kind on the market. I doubt the price hike caused serious damage.
>> No. 80481
Actually, no, at the time of the price hike there was no generic available, because the drug had been around for 60 years and was quite cheap already. It's generally one of the reasons he's considered a huge fuckhead, it's not the same as the EpiPen shit, because there are generics for that. There is a generic version of Daraprim now.

But most people don't shop around for drugs like TVs, they get proscribed things. Drug companies make a lot of money selling to hospitals as well, who usually don't get generic because of... well, corruption because we have no controls over such behavior. Which means jacking up the price of even one drug like that means that hospitals either have to buy pay the huge bulk price and pass the costs onto insurance companies and consumers. If you're looking for insight as to why prices won't stop climbing, it's in no small part thanks to that kind of BS.
>> No. 80496
>>80481 we just need goo


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80315 No. 80315 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
post some bad movies

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We should get together and watch all of these
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Let's get really high and watch Barney.
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80224 No. 80224 hide quickreply [Reply]
>IRC is now accepting new members
what the fuck does that mean? I was a regular here like eight years ago, and IRC was just a place you could hang out. it had bots and shit, and was pretty retarded. is it a closed fucking channel now? some kind of /sekrit klub/?
And rickb is a fucking admin now? wasn't he the methhead cop boyfriend of that methhead tranny meowth who wasn't even a mod until she sent somebody nudes? the fuck is going on around here? at lead /raeg/ is still active. and where the fuck is the alcohol board, I'm sure we used to have one. I came to ask about brewing.
>> No. 80226
A) Why don't you go and find out, you tard?
B) Yes he is and the story gets quite complicated. I take it you haven't been round for at least a year and a half.
C) We got rid of a bunch of boards that weren't being used. Before you cry "tyranny", it was all done democratically (that's a fancy way of saying there were polls conducted amongst the userbase)
>> No. 80354
I would like to access irc form mibbit.
What's the server for it, anon?
>> No. 80355
I think we should make a discord. Let's make a discord.
>> No. 80360
Sure, let's do it, right now. What's a discord?
>> No. 80361
It's like IRC but better. There's voice chat and several other features that IRC lacks.


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78022 No. 78022 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Let's have a holiday thread where we wish each other well on various holidays!

Today is 420. Smoke some weed.
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>> No. 79917
Let's keep it to real holidays only, please.
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Ho, ho, ho.

Merry Christmas
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Santa's gonna cum down your chimney and make you suck his candycane.
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Happy year of the chicken
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Happy year of the cock. As Americans, it is your civic duty to touch as many cocks as you can during the coming year. Failure to do so will have you sent to a cockcentration camp.

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80238 No. 80238 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
How does it make you feel that thanks to the internet your great great grandchildren might find your nudes long after you're dead?
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>> No. 80299
>this /b/

What about the other /b/'s? :)
>> No. 80300
I'd imagine they'd feel the same awe we feel when gazing upon olympian greek statues.
>> No. 80322
I'm not indecent enough to put nudes online, I'll be fine.
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You should be much more worried about them becoming Sonic the Hedgehog fans. Some people say you're born a Sonic the Hedgehog fan but I believe it's more nurture than nature.
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80306 No. 80306 hide quickreply [Reply]
My dearest, most beloved /b/ what two colors should I dye my hair? I'll get it done good (hopefully) and post pics after. You choose I will wait about two weeks then see how this thread is going, don't be trolls please say what colors you think work well together. As always actually I forgot the token shits so you all get crack

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Green for 99chan, red for the blood of our soldiers being spilled in Syria. God bless America
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>> No. 80311
That's a weird way of spelling red and green, you communist fuck.
>> No. 80312
Dye your hair the indescribable color from Color Out of Space
Wow I'm so edgy

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How about Octarine? XD

For real, though, it could be interesting to see someone try to dye their hair greenish-yellow purple.

fun fact: there are hippie faggots who believe octarine is a real thing and that indigo children have octarine auras.

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80292 No. 80292 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
I'm not racist* but I just can't take Indian men seriously, even if they're handsome. Why is this?

*actually not true.
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>> No. 80296
Don't forget the tinny, nasal, whiny piccolo-flute voice
>> No. 80297
  10/10 in Punjabiland.
>> No. 80304
  They bobble their heads when they talk.
>> No. 80313
  They're the kind of people the elves would love, if you catch my drift.
>> No. 80320
Actually that's a really good derogatory term. Imagine a little old lady walking down the street with her granddaughter and as she passes by a weirdo eating from the trash she whispers ''don't look, honey. He's a friend of the elves'' .

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80282 No. 80282 hide quickreply [Reply]

Jimmy Fallon is going to host the golden globes. Will you guys watch?
>> No. 80284
I haven't watched a motion picture film since February 1997 when I saw Fools Rush In starring Matthew Perry and Selma Hayek. I don't really remember much about it but I do remember I gave up on movies after seeing it.

Has there been anything good since then?
>> No. 80286

Are you saying there were good films before 1997?
>> No. 80287
Films were never good
>> No. 80298
Rogue 1 was possibly the best film all time and honestly I think it raised the bar for the industry on all levels.
>> No. 80305
i only watch anime

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80301 No. 80301 hide quickreply [Reply]
World 91 has opened so I ask of you to lend me sword and shield for battle, honor, and glory. Let us pillage, rape and conquer.

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78762 No. 78762 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
I have an encyclopedic knowledge of [email protected] This is Mary Cochran, the most American of idol girls. She's from San Fransisco. You should strive to be like her and imitate her style, if you like freedom. Happy Independence Day, probably gonna be the last one with fifty states.

I also have a lot of pictures of anime girls getting hanged.
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>> No. 79027
Honestly I hoped for something where OP would share more of his opinions about each picture rather than a generic source for pictures. These are the kind of things I don't usually talk about IRL in front of people who may or may not appreciate them, so it's fun to have the Internet to discuss them.

However, I can't complain about the wide variety of extra things to check out. It all looks interesting.
>> No. 80116
OP, you may claim that you have a vast amount of knowledge about [email protected], but all I see is five posts with a very short description attached to it.
I'd like you to post more of these along with other interesting facts about each Idol, such as three measurements, age and maybe a bit of lesser known (or secret) trivia.

In addition, I find your taste in hanged anime girls, appalling.
Truly, the one's you've posted are of a level of quality that makes them barely noteworthy. Please only post your best ones, not random ones you haven't yet sorted out.
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Bitch you have no conception of the hazy darkness/glittering sunshine that dwells within my mortal shell. Maybe one day you'll see.

You'll all see.

>> No. 80124
send pics
>> No. 80288
You need a condom for this

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80239 No. 80239 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Does this scare you? My dearest /b/, why is it that these things are happenings and I feel like no one has a handle on it whatsoever. We just go on without truly questioning what is going on in this. Is this image full of lies or are we?
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>> No. 80251
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It could be that your memory is as glitchy and full of holes as the rest of us. Most people know the feeling of clearly remembering something that is wrong, small subtle things in logos or on a map can easily be confused or flipped around in your mind. You don't think too long or hard about the exact spelling of Froot Loops, especially when you're a kid, so when you actually start to think about it, shit gets jumbled.

Some of these examples I get and others seem dumb and come up with by people who never looked at maps as long as I did when I was younger. I was always taught that Eli Whitney was white. The idea that some people get taught bullshit and others jumble maps in their minds shouldn't be that surprising.

As a Pokenerd I can say there is one iteration of Pikachu with a black-tipped tail, but it's a much more recent variant (Cosplay Pikachu). It did appear in the anime, though. I can remember my first Pikachu toy, it had no black tip. It can be easily confused in memory because Pikachu does have black-tipped ears and brown shading going down his tail, that can be jumbled in memory as being on the top of the tail.
>> No. 80252
Memory is famous for re-writing itself every so often, filling holes with whatever it feels fits and twisting preexistent ideas and information to fit new points of view.

This is very well documented, people.
>> No. 80253
a) I don't think you know what a cognitive dissonance is
b) Belief means jack squat when it comes to real life hard facts
c) Memory routinely rewires itself to accomodate new information and to avoid conflict with current views, as >>80252 pointed out.

The Mandela Effect is nothing but a combination of people having hazy memories and ignoring how their brain works even in the most basic, just-google-it-tier meaning of the word.

Besides, looking at the "old" category just made me scratch my head in confusion. Who the fuck remembers stuff that way? "Sex in the city"? "Kate" Perry? What?? NZ to the NORTH of Australia?? WHAT!?
>> No. 80268

Man, I should've pulled that as an excuse in my social studies classes.

"No, Bronlonius, Iowa is not north of California."
>> No. 80271
Whenever I brought up obscure internet stuff in school my teachers would come on to me in a sexual way.

"Raw Daog u are insane" got me into a pinch quite a few times.

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