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78498 No. 78498 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Where is the best place to grow up? California seems really nice but expensive. The bible belt is clearly shite. I've heard a lot of good things about Norway, Finland and Sweden.
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>> No. 78515
>>78509
What's so great about growing up and making "real change" in the world? Isn't being happy and fruitful enough?
>> No. 78516
>>78510
The place where I grew up hasn't affected me anywhere near as much as the folks living in that place. The Internet makes it even easier for humans, not landmasses, to shape other humans.
>> No. 78517
>>78515
No. Anyone can be happy, even boko haram nigerians. That's setting the bar too low.

>>78512
Ghetto facilities usually mean ghetto classmates, outdated textbooks, outdated technology and teachers who aren't properly trained.
>> No. 78520
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78520
YEEEEHAW
>> No. 78521
there's a way to flush a disappointing thread down the avasting toilet


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78461 No. 78461 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Why do pirates like Ghostbusters?

I'm being serious. With all the scallywaged fracas going on around the new one, I feel like I'm in permanent facepalm. The new one looks a lot like the old one, but gender flipped. Thing is, I think the old one was shite, so the new one is too.

I'm a nerd. I like most 80s comedies. Police Academy is one of my favorites, I like most of the movies the actors have starred in. I just cannot for the life of me see what others do in this goddamn movie. It has good effects for an 80s comedy movie that holds up fairly yarrr. Dat theme song. The Stay-Puft thing at the end would be pretty funny if it hadn't been ruined by years of cultural permeation, but I get it.

Aside from that, what is it supposed to be? Because it's not a avasting comedy, aside from the Stay-Puft gag at the end there doesn't really seem to be jokes. Is Bill Murray acting like a creepy jerk supposed to be the joke? It may sound like I'm trashing that part of it, but Murray is good enough that it doesn't fall completely flat. The segments where he creeps on women seem to be the only parts that come close to comedy. Is the vomiting ghost supposed to be the funny part? Ernie Hudson? Once again, nothing terribly funny there. Police Academy was funny because it had a set of funny and absurd characters, this one just has three unlikable types of nerds plus a barbary guy.

So okay, maybe it's not so much of a comedy as it is a hybrid comedy-sci-fi-horror. Real genre-bender! I can dig that. Except the story is just kinda one-note and shite. Predictable stories can still be fun, but it's just a rather mundane excuse for them to run into different kinds of ghosts. It's just boring.

I tried to like it, I really did. I can kinda see how others might like it, but I have no idea why it would hold such a spot in history as a sacred cow other than childish nostalgia because they thought the ghosts were really cool when they were 8.

I'm kind of ambivalent about Revenge of the Nerds as yarrr, but I can at least identify the jokes and what is supposed to be fun about it. There's definitely some moments there.

But if anyone could explain why ye like Ghostbusters so much, that'd be syarrr. I'd rant elsewhere but 99chan is my safe space where I know I'll be called names and I can at least avoid the vortex of bovine manure that is surrounding the sequel.
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>> No. 78497
>>78496
No not really. I will say that it's a littler weird how they're keeping it in Japan, though. It's one thing to do a full localization of the concept, but trying to pass Scarlett off as THE Major is a little strange.

It would be a lot easier to care about it if the movie wasn't already guaranteed to be horrible no matter who was cast in it though.
>> No. 78500
>>78497
I thought I remembered from the swaths of marginalia in the manga that Batou's look was supposed to be based on Steven Seagal. It would be great if we can convince them to go full circle and have Seagal play Batou. Hell, it's not like the movie can get any worse or any more yelled at, so why not?
>> No. 78501
>>78500
Everyone talks about Scarlett and the race thing but really no on is cast right. Asbaek recently impressed me with playing Euron Greyjoy but I'm not sure how he translates to Batou unless they just didn't give a shite about how they looked. It would be one thing if it were this uncompromising piece of cinema where the cast reflected the Director's vision, but I don't think that's what's going on here.
>> No. 78518
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78518
Not to sound like a smartass, but what exactly is going on here?

Let the free market fix it. Make a second ghost in the shell with an all asian cast. Gender swap the characters too and lets make Batou transgender.
>> No. 78519
>>78518
Go to bed old man, yer thoughts on Ghost in the Shell are no longer relevant in a matured, globalized, highly technical and service-based economy.


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78508 No. 78508 hide quickreply [Reply]
>on the bus
>this happens

wat do
>> No. 78513
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78513
Sit there silent until I start sweating, awkwardly thinking of how I should tell her "please move back over" while worrying about the other passengers judging me because some crazy little girl decided that my shoulder was a good head-rest. Maybe get enough nerve in my to say something, but most likely get off at the next stop and wait for another bus.
>> No. 78514
ye pedo guys just don't give up huh.


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78488 No. 78488 hide quickreply [Reply]
Anybody know what song this is?

https://a.pomf.cat/zegnsz.mp3
>> No. 78489
Electric Pedoland by Jimminy Hendriggs.
>> No. 78492
Afterlife by Mind


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78465 No. 78465 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Should women shave their arms?
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>> No. 78468
the freckles are like a big dipper with a really long handle.
>> No. 78475
I think women should be free to make their own choices regarding their body
>> No. 78476
>>78475
They are, and likewise everyone is free to judge the decisions they make.
>> No. 78485
h. I know it can be hard to deal with social pressure to conform to social norms. It took me most of my 20s to become OK with dressing like the twink landlubber I really am inside because where I grew up, looking like a landlubber would get ye bullied.

If ye take joy in grooming and managing yer appearance, then shave whatever ye want. If ye are comfortable being a little outside the lines of conventionally acceptable femininity, then be a little hairy if that's what ye want
>> No. 78490
yarrr as mentioned it's obviously entirely up to the individual involved. Depends what ye mean by "should" really.

Personally I think a little hair on the arms of an attractive woman is pretty hot. Depends on the woman and the type of hair and a number of small but complex interrelated factors.

Basically a little hair on the arms of a hot women gives me a boner. I am not ashamed.


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78425 No. 78425 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Could someone get in legal trouble for owning a site with a url that promotes illegal activity like buymeth.org or childporndealership.com or killthejews.net even if the site itself is filled with nothing offensive?
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>> No. 78442
>>78435
Might be a regional thing. I'm a Cardinals fan, and we just plain old don't care about barbary pirates.

Except Ozzie Smith.
>> No. 78457
I don't know but this website seems relevant.
http://www.penisland.net/
>> No. 78458
>>78457
Bookmarked.
>> No. 78459
>>78457

>Q: Can I provide my own wood?
>A: In most cases we can handle yer wood.
>> No. 78487
>>78435
http://www.tomahawknation.com/2010/5/26/1488690/why-did-the-fsu-seminoles-let-uf

precum


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63970 No. 63970 hide expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
YouTube thread. Post the last video you watched. Can't remember? Go to your recent videos.


Pic related.
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>> No. 78406
  whoa-oh
>> No. 78415
  seniors shaking their booties
>> No. 78421
https://www.yetube.com/watch?v=DZTNX_uA49g
>> No. 78424
  this is groovy shit
>> No. 78483
  Elliot Rodgers was reincarnated.


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No. 78478 hide quickreply [Reply]
Do ye mind if I store this image here for a bit? Thanks in advance.

Regards,
George
>> No. 78479
Is The Onion going to start stealing our ideas just like Cracked used to?
>> No. 78480
What image?
>> No. 78481
>>78479
Isn't like 6 years since that happened?
>> No. 78482
>>78481
99chan is like that cousin of yers who got called up from the minor league to play one NHL game ("play"= sit on the bench) and hasn't stopped talking about it for 7 years. He doesn't even play hockey any more, he's 29 and works as a personal trainer at Fitness World but he has never missed an opportunity to talk about how he played an NHL game


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78437 No. 78437 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Ahem.

Politics
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>> No. 78439
feck off cunt
>> No. 78440
stop posting this bullshite on every chan ye can find
>> No. 78441
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78441
>>78439
>>78440

My depredations know no bounds. Try and stop me.

(ok)
>> No. 78460
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78460
All the great political satirists are out of the game, it is dismaying.
>> No. 78463
  divine for president 2016


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78294 No. 78294 hide quickreply [Reply]
...To make a thread.

What would I write...you don't already know?
What could I say...you haven't already thought?
How many licks does it take...to make me orgasm?
>> No. 78295
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78295
rude
>> No. 78304
I want to see someone stick a wiimote up their ass and try to play games like that, it would be called anal let's plays
>> No. 78345
Man I know a couple by proxy who had sex on a ddr machine while ddr'ing
>> No. 78462
> How many licks does it take...to make me orgasm?

3


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78378 No. 78378 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Its mighty quiet round these parts...but full of trouble. Not too many lawmen and plenty of outlaws. Tell me your story partner.
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>> No. 78389
Defense of the town. Might need a cannon and some grapeshot for injuns.

I am nothing and nobody. Ain't nothin' to me but a livin' set of organs. Sweet hemp is mighty fine for forgettin' that by and by.
>> No. 78391
me? im just a horse
>> No. 78392
22/7 is more than pi.
>> No. 78414
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78414
ROOTIN TOOTIN N A LOOTIN. SHERIFF COME N STOP ME
>> No. 78456
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78456
I've been The Man around these parts for quite some time

I leave to go a-traveling for 2-3 years at a time, but I always seem to return somehow, and when I do, I get my pimpled dick sucked by a lollygagger here who just never seems to leave. When that's done and the landlubbergot is chock full'a cum I ride slowly off into the moon-lit distance, smoking down a smooth, rich marlboro

Don't ever let me catch ye around these parts again...


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78443 No. 78443 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Could Donald Trump become president if he was barbary? Could Obama have won if he was white? What if they were women?
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>> No. 78449
These things don't exist in a vac­u­um. Neither person would be able to become President if they were race-flipped, I think, but because they would likely be totally different pirates and the chances of some rando becoming President is pretty slim.
>> No. 78451
>>78449
yarrr, imagine this. One day, male Donald Trump wakes up in an alternate universe where he is a barbary woman. His life is the same and he has the same personality, he just happens to be a foxy barbary mama. What happens next?
>> No. 78452
and if my grandma had wheels she'd be a bus
>> No. 78453
>>78451
That's the point, his life would not "be the same" if he were a negress, even if she was still the daughter of a real estate mogul and inherited the same amount of money. Racist white frat boys in business may still have done business with her, but she may not have gained the same notoriety. Even if she had a big personality like Oprah and became a reality star, she may have very different perspectives on the world or just generally less ambitious, making Doniqua overall less likely to be successful in running for President on either ticket in 2016, which is directly following a barbary president, mind ye.

Similarly, had Barry grown up a much more white-looking biracial guy with the same exact backstory, the worldview, experiences, and perspective that drove him as a more barbary-looking man may be absent and he just becomes content to be a lawyer for the rest of his life.
>> No. 78455
>>78452
What kind of bus? A school bus? A short bus? A tourist bus? One of those fancy buses with two stories?


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78446 No. 78446 hide quickreply [Reply]
So this is who Google gave a doodle tribute to, today.

Yuri Kochiyama:

>she was an advocate for many revolutionaries, some of whom are classified as terrorist by the U.S. government, including Osama bin Laden, whom she praised in 2003.
>moved to New York in 1948, had six children, and lived in public housing for the next twelve years

Srsly im gonna cry she is like a tru hero dude
>> No. 78447
Malcolm X died in her arms, that's worth something I guess.

There are probably better choices out there but she did protest against some shitety things. Google is also in California and she did more positive stuff out there than anywhere else.
>> No. 78450
She or one of her relatives probably banged someone who works at google.
>> No. 78454
She is notable as one of the few prominent non-barbary barbary separatists.

She grew up in a predominantly white neighborhood and attended a Presbyterian church in her yeth where she taught Sunday school.

Her life changed on December 7, 1941, when the Japanese Empire bombed Pearl Harbor. Soon after she returned home from church, FBI agents arrested her father as a potential threat to national security.

Yuri, her mother, and brother were evacuated to a converted horse stable for several months

Died: June 1, 2014 (aged 93)
Behhhhkeley, California, U.S.


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78416 No. 78416 hide quickreply [Reply]
99chan.org is my least favorite website

(I BET TUMBLR IS YOUR MOST FAVOURITE)
>> No. 78418
>ourite
avasting Canadian ass Johnny Ketchs
Why don't ye go sell more light armored vehicles to Saudi Arabia
>> No. 78419
>>78418
Worse (*shudder*)... Australian.
>> No. 78436
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78436
>>78419
Oi nah cunt ye got a avastin problem with Aussies ay ye avasted in the head or something?


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78022 No. 78022 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Let's have a holiday thread where we wish each other well on various holidays!

Today is 420. Smoke some weed.
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>> No. 78339
>>78321
No we don't. Rico seems like a very nice gentleman.
>> No. 78344
>>78339

But i'm actually very scummy. I break girls heart's and then get sad and write poetry about it high at two in the morning
>> No. 78346
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78346
>>78344
who cares, everyone on 99chan is scummy. come here and give me a hug, you faggot.
>> No. 78367
>>78314

My mother had 3 abortions before me. I'm lucky number four I guess. Four means death in Mandarin. Or is it Cantonese? I don't know, one of those moonspeak ones, but lucky number four. I learned of this from my dad. She's never spoken a word of it to me. And she'll go to her grave thinking I don't know.
>> No. 78413
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78413
Happy pentecost to all catholics

All non catholics can go suck on some cathodicks


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78174 No. 78174 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
The death of Chyna got me thinking about this recently: What do you think the odds are that soon (next 10-15 years) we'll see a big-name celebrity end up doing porn? I'm talking someone way bigger than Chyna - like a household name - and I'm talking hardcore pornography.

I go back and forth on this. On the one hand, the public's attention span is shorter than ever, and celebrities seem to appear out of nowhere and burn out in record time. It seems like it'd be inevitable that one of them would turn to porn. On the other hand, they always seem to get some sort of legit work, be it a reality show, a b-movie, cameos in stuff, or cutting a shitty album. Hollywood gets the public's endless fascination for trainwrecks, so simply attaching Miley Cyrus' or Lindsay Lohan's name to something will give you a guaranteed audience. So they might never have to do porn, no matter how fucked up their life gets. Thoughts?
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>> No. 78352
>>78343
There's still a sizable portion of the feminist community which is sexually puritan and want to ban porn. They are quickly becoming antiquated and outnumbered with the new generation, but they are there. There was some groups opposed to Fifty Shades of Grey not because it was terrible, but because they think all BDSM is rape or something.

Remember also that most Hollywood producers are also old and old-fashioned. There's so much clean prospective talent out there there's no reason to go rooting around in the trash, unless you're doing it on purpose like Paris Hilton in Repo: A Genetic Opera.

There's also the issue of really how big and viable the porn industry is now. It's certainly huge, but it's split in a million directions these days. There's no such thing as mainstream porn studios or "porn stars" as much anymore. Sasha Grey was born at just the right time for it. But now everything seems to be focused on amateurs and cam girls, and there's only so much money in that. Certainly nothing compared to Hollywood bucks.

But, it could still happen, for the reason >>78351 state. I would say it's more likely to happen with the pseudo-acting "famous for being famous" community, like the Kardashians or something similar. I wouldn't hold out hope a J-Law or someone who has been to the Oscars doing it, though.

>>78323
Remember McDowell didn't exactly have an illustrious career. A Clockwork Orange was also super sexful, which is why he could only get small B-movie parts. He did have a comeback, but that was only due to his voice, which got awesome with age.

Porn is also defined as intrinsically not artistic, but Caligula offers and interesting case study in that. Is a movie not porn because there's historical costumes and sets? There's not much entertainment value in Caligula outside of the shocking sexual and violent antics. I'd say the first part of the movie is serviceable but after that it just becomes all porn.
>> No. 78356
>>78343
>hot as fuck
Haha, what
>> No. 78358
>>78352
>Porn is also defined as intrinsically not artistic
Tell that to the good boys and girls over at VivThomas.com
>> No. 78359
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78359
I feel like there is a significant overlap between people who think doing porn is a huge deal and people who consume a ton of it. I rarely watch porn and my opinion of someone won't change much if I knew they stared in one. The people who think doing porn is a degenerate and degrading thing to do are probably the ones who will be first in line to consume it when there is a celebrity-nude-photo leak.

Miley Cyrus's last album wasn't too bad
>> No. 78410
>>78359
That's because she had the Flaming Lips or some other neopsych pop act write and play the music for her


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78153 No. 78153 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Why do people watch game shows?
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>> No. 78376
>>78153

Man, Drew Carey lost a ton of weight.
>> No. 78380
>>78369
>>78370
>>78371
>>78372
>>78373
>>78374
>>78375
>>78376
You trying to make him put the weight back on by feeding him all that spam?
>> No. 78388
>>78380

Dunno bruh, I only posted the one time.
>> No. 78407
Growing up, my parents would leave me at my grandparents every day. 11 a.m. was the avasting "Price is Right" the most ballin' ass game show on earth. I loved guessing the prices of things and watching Bob Barker pussy-slanging ass on the tube.

>"Don't forget to get yer pets spayed or neutered."
Out of the multitude of causes, he chooses this one.
>> No. 78409
>>78407
That always seemed weird to me as yarrr. It's like he has some bizarre personal stake in making sure animals can't reproduce freely.

He probably didn't expect that he'd still be doing that job for so long after we said it, but now even poor Drew has to follow in the tradition.


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78157 No. 78157 hide expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
What do you think about feminism, Rico?
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>> No. 78395
>>78366
How do ye feel about contemporary Muslim feminist theorists?
>> No. 78396
>>78390
At best having evolved from a different kind of animal would only give us different problems, and most of those won't be that different.
>> No. 78397
>>78390

Thank god us 99channers don't engage in tribalism. We have to stick together, protect us from those savage, tribalistic apes outside.
>> No. 78403
Identity politics is for diabetic shit nuggets.

Johnson 2016
>> No. 78408
>>78394
Awww they're married!


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78398 No. 78398 hide quickreply [Reply]
deepart.io thread?
>> No. 78399
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78399
rude
>> No. 78400
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78400
rude
>> No. 78401
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78401
rude
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78402
I tried to make Donald Trump into anime but it didn't work.


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78360 No. 78360 hide quickreply [Reply]
http://thepowerofpoop.com/epatients/fecal-transplant-instructions/

what happens if you put dog shit in a blender and stuff it up your ass tho?
>> No. 78362
You'd become a meme.

Incidentally, DOO EET FGT
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78377
>>78362
Become meem


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