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78992 No. 78992 hide quickreply [Reply]
Fess up. How many of you are addicted to Jenkem?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem
>> No. 78993
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78993
rude
>> No. 78994
dank memes bro have your heard of something called ebaumsworld.com or newgrounds.com they're these new sites and there's this game called simgirl.
>> No. 78995
>>78994
I actually never heard of simgirl.
>> No. 78997
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78997
>>78994
It's not just a meme, bro. It's a real hip thing in Zambia. If you've never tried it, you're a total square. Fucking moko-moko mzungu.
>> No. 79003
This is truly sad, OP. What next, are you gonna rickroll us?


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78892 No. 78892 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
What do you guys think about Elliot Rodger??.
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>> No. 78982
>>78900
You forget that his family struggled financially yes they were rich but the Rodger family struggled and when families struggle its not easy to do stuff like that also yes California girls are hard to get because they are whores but those girls are mainly blonds not all California girls are whores.
>> No. 78990
>>78982
If you read his manifesto, you would see that his family went on plenty of vacations to France, Malaysia, Spain and other places. How were they struggling?

California blondes are hard to get because they're entitled and used to being showered in attention, not because they are whores. In Europe, blond hair isn't fetishized quite like it is in America because it's much more common. And Elliot had a huge fetish for blondes.
>> No. 78991
  Here's a link to his manifesto for all you big gay lovable nerds who haven't read it yet.

http://abclocal.go.com/three/kabc/kabc/My-Twisted-World.pdf
>> No. 79000
>>78981
Spoken like a true virgin
>> No. 79002
he's probably in heaven being one of some terrorist's 72 virgins


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78762 No. 78762 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
I have an encyclopedic knowledge of [email protected] This is Mary Cochran, the most American of idol girls. She's from San Fransisco. You should strive to be like her and imitate her style, if you like freedom. Happy Independence Day, probably gonna be the last one with fifty states.

I also have a lot of pictures of anime girls getting hanged.
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>> No. 78987
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78987
This one has german on it, it says "I was/am a coward".

It does put you in an interesting place. Imagine you're some German officer during the Second Great War. You've been walking for days, your vagina itches. Maybe you're on the eastern front, and you're starting to lose badly. All you want to do is go home. Then someone brings someone to you, they're a deserter. You can't blame them, no one wants to be here. Maybe you knew them, drank with them, talked about your anime mothers. But, you have a duty. Desertion means death.

It paints quite the picture.
>> No. 78988
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78988
Maybe it's a new game all the dumb teens are playing. You're at the lowest rung of the anime girl popularity ladder, and they say it's all the rage and they invite you to a party. They say they'll cut you down, it's all just for fun. Just dangle and dance for a little while, and you can get some easy spending money. Turns out there's a voting system... and the one with the lowest number of votes is left up. Will you be the one they choose?

This is the dark future you face is Jill Johnson is allowed to become President. They will also be the third President named Johnson, more than any other name.
>> No. 78998
>>78986
Where would be a good place to look for the other stuff, where mods aren't fags about lolis?
>> No. 78999
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78999
>>78998
your local dead drop usb
>> No. 79001
>>78998
All the normal places. Exhentai, sankaku complex.


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78871 No. 78871 hide quickreply [Reply]
why do my belly button smell funky
>> No. 78874
Because filth
>> No. 78876
>>78871
Have you tried aiming your penis in a different direction when you masturbate?
>> No. 78989
looks like sandra's butthole


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78726 No. 78726 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Seriously though, if you swallow a live fish and immediately drink a huge cup of water, would it be possible to feel the fish swimming around in your stomach before it dies???
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>> No. 78761
why can't you all admit that in the end what you did or did not do does not matter, you are still useless miserable niggers
>> No. 78768
>>78758
Only marginally? Vomit isn't bad at all, depending on what you ate. I think stomach acid would make a fine sauce ingredient if it wasn't disgusting and full of diseases.
>> No. 78964
It already is an ingredient... it's called "Pla Ra" a kind of disgusting fish sauce from Issan (northern Thailand on border with Laos and Cambodia, people are Laos race, not Thai, and primitive like cave people only they wear clothes and watch DVDs and spread STDs etc). They take a whole fish (without removing guts, eyes, shit, anything) and let it rot. Then they let it rot some more. Then it ferments. Then they let the fermented fish rot. Then they let the rotten fermented fish ferment. The end result smells exactly like vomit, but for some reason it's popular all over Thailand which is why you have to be super careful that your food is not made with Pla Ra because that shit is shit (and normal fish sauce is already shit, but it's nothing compared to Pla Ra). Normal fish sauce is too salty and it's bad for your tummy. Pla Ra is bad for your everything. People from Issan have the highest rate of liver cancer in the world and they eat all kinds of disgusting crap without cooking it or not taking proper hygiene precautions. They eat cow shit too.
>> No. 78966
>>78965
>Normal fish sauce is too salty and it's bad for your tummy.
Explain.
>> No. 78980
>>78964
>cow shit
Wait, are they those people who think putting cow shit in a cup of hot water is good for your health? I remember reading about shit tea somewhere.


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78819 No. 78819 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
What do you think gman is up to these days?
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>> No. 78961
>>78952
I think he was lonely and got manipulated by Farook.
>> No. 78963
>>78961

Terrorists tend to be lonely, desperate people.
>> No. 78973
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78973
>>78963
>> No. 78975
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78975
Haven't been on irc for years but I remember back in the day he asked me a lot of questions about Islam (I'm an ex-muslim) and obviously had a fetish for the middle east.

A lot of converts to Islam give me the same vibe as dorks who are really into Japan. I wish they would at least convert to something other than Sunni Islam. But I guess that's the laziest way to be welcomed into a middle eastern community.
>> No. 78979
>>78975
He did? I don't remember that. He never talked to me about Islam, maybe because I have no ties to it or the middle east. What kind of stuff did he ask you?


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78696 No. 78696 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
What's yer biggest claim to fame?

In elementary school, I was valedictorian. I also made a yetube video that got 10k views and one time I shook hands with Michael Jackson.
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>> No. 78910
I was in a guild that got the World First kill on Lord Jarraxus in WoW.

Very trivial because of how his release was done, like about a thousand guilds all got it within seconds of eachother, mine included, about 30 minutes after he was released.
We just started the fight like 30 seconds before everyone else.
>> No. 78921
I was on TV because we took our campus in spite of student protests in my country. Talked a bunch of shit
>> No. 78976
Come on... we all know Jim Carrey blows everyone else here out of the water. I'm surprised he hasn't piped up yet.
>> No. 78977
>>78921
>we took our campus

Did you give it back?
>> No. 78978
In second grade, my city's paper had a contest to draw a hockey player from our team. The winner was to receive 4 tickets and was to be featured on the big screen during intermission for a few seconds. Everyone else drew our team's star scorer, but I picked our team's fighter. He was known for being a badass motorcyclist, so I drew him leaning against a Harley in the desert with sunglasses on (basically the most Mac from Always Sunny tier drawing ever) and I won the contest. I would, however, trade the price of four tickets to have that drawing back now though.

I was also ranked second in the state for pingpong in the under-18 category when I was 13.


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63970 No. 63970 hide expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
YouTube thread. Post the last video you watched. Can't remember? Go to your recent videos.


Pic related.
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>> No. 78873
  Hampire the swine vampire and Zombeef the bull zombie. THIS SHIT IS GENIUS.
>> No. 78879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYpJ37ulsnk

wei was here, shu = fags
>> No. 78971
  Ladies, Gentlemen and hipster faggots. Let me introduce you to the show ''An African City''. It's Sex in the City if Sex in the City took place in bumfuck Ghana.
>> No. 78972
>>78971
Ghana's not that bad, relatively speaking. If someone said "hey we're going to west africa" and if I ask them to elaborate, Ghana is one of the countries I wouldn't punch them in the genitals for saying.
>> No. 78974
>>78972
Still poor and ghetto as balls by Western standards, though.


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78860 No. 78860 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
When do you think the federal reserve note will fail? What will the straw that breaks the camel's back be?
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>> No. 78914
>>78861
I always laughed at the fox news and talk radio commercials trying to get people to buy gold under the guise that the dollar WILL fail tomorrow. It's far more important should everything go to shit that you actually have a backup generator and food supply, which is what they are starting to sell now in certain places.

I do think that there is a chance that the dollar eventually can fail, but it wouldn't be the first domino to fall.
>> No. 78916
If the dollar fails we'll just go back to barter and trade. The key is to stock up on items that are especially valuable given their weight, like jars of tobacco or percocet.
>> No. 78954
Or perhaps we'll just start using a newer more stable currency?
>> No. 78969
>>78954
Like what exactly.
If you say bitcoin, I'm disowning you.
>> No. 78970
>>78969
Trumpcoin.


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78934 No. 78934 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Why do Americans keep doing this to themselves? Are they just plain stupid or is it also a combination of stupidity and self-hatred?
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>> No. 78947
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78947
Thank goodness our patio door is american otherwise our indoor cat could easily open it as he does our other doors.
>> No. 78955
>>78947
That is a very cute cat.
>> No. 78956
>>78955

yes, but please don't derail the thread

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/no-doorknobs-allowed-in-new-vancouver-homes-after-city-passes-bylaw-1.1554665

here we can clearly see that canada knows what it's all about
>> No. 78962
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78962
Sometimes I do doorknobs.
>> No. 78968
>>78956
You just ushered in an epidemic of burglaries by people with cerebral palsy. Canada loses again.


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78827 No. 78827 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
You are in solitary confinement. What do you do to keep yourself entertained?

I would keep little bits of food from every meal to doodle on the walls and to attract friendly insects to play with.
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>> No. 78930
>>78918
A better question: why bother switching from one bland, institutional meal to another?
>> No. 78932
>>78930 I think a better question is how safe do you feel if you pretend you're a jew when one of the biggest prison gangs are white supremacists, the aryan brotherhood.
>> No. 78936
How about pretending to be muslim and demanding Halal food, then?
>> No. 78937
>>78936
The food would still suck--probably even more because they can't use bacon and lard to give the canned vegetables some flavor--and now everyone will assume you're a terrorist, which means they'll look the other way as you get shanked before you can bomb something.
>> No. 78949
Meditate. Stretch. Masturbate.

Repeat.


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78938 No. 78938 hide quickreply [Reply]
You fags might like this.

http://you-are-watching.me/watch/

http://thecreatorsproject.vice.com/blog/watch-a-real-life-truman-show-starring-all-of-us
>> No. 78940
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78940
lol this webcam shows two fags on a rowboat
>> No. 78942
It's not a truman show if we're aware of it who wrote that stupid title


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78917 No. 78917 hide quickreply [Reply]
Why is there so much hate for velcro shoes
>> No. 78920
I wouldn't say there's hate, they're just stereotyped as kid's shoes because they don't know how to tie yet.

In Asia kids learning how to use chopsticks is like a rite of passage because it teaches them a certain amount of dexterity and hand-eye coordination. Sure, they could just stab shit with a fork like western barbarians, that way may even be more versatile and useful, but that's not the entire point.

I get the feeling it's the same with shoes and graduating from velcro shoes to "real" shoes with laces. Sure, adults could use velcro shoes as it is easier and more useful, but laces are like, totally important man. Loop-the-loop or bunny ears? Bitches always got on me because I learned bunny ears, I still use it to this day fuck them all. In middle school I felt proud of myself because I learned how to straight-lace my Vans.
>> No. 78922
yes the bitches can go fuck themselves
>> No. 78926
All I know is that no matter how you feel about shoelaces you'll never be as hardcore as this dude: http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/
>> No. 78929
>>78926
He has advertisement for no-tie laces, he's not that pure.
>> No. 78931
I usually just go with loafers. They look nice and require even less effort.


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78915 No. 78915 hide quickreply [Reply]
mfw this website is still up
>> No. 78928
Still up and better than ever, you frustrated gimp.


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78779 No. 78779 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
How many of you motherfuckers are also playing pokemon go?
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>> No. 78795
>>78794
I'm fairly certain this is the whole point of the app.
>> No. 78801
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78801
rude
>> No. 78802
I have an android and my dork-ass girlfriend has an iphone so I've been phone-less for the past 2 days while she's out hunting pokemon or whatever the fuck.
>> No. 78803
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78803
The wetboro baptist church is a pokemon gym. Now their church is gonna be surrounded by sweaty nerds on a daily basis.
>> No. 78891
I am i love it.


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78582 No. 78582 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
When ye see a cat do ye ever think about how desperately it needs little tiny kisses on its nosey?
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>> No. 78854
Cats are such little assholes but they're so lovable. Today I fed a friend's cat. He started purring and being affectionate the moment he saw the bag of food and didn't stop until it was in the bowl. He tolerated being pet until he was finished eating and then he fucked off outside, done pretending to appreciate humans because he got what he wanted. But man, HE WAS SO CUTE. I would gladly feed him again to rub his little cat belly.
>> No. 78869
>>78854
Most people aren't really that much different.
>> No. 78880
I've never seen a picture of a cat on the Internet before
>> No. 78881
Serious question: Why are cats so much more popular than dogs on the internet?
>> No. 78882
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78882
>>78881 Serious answer: Dog people go outside and toxoplasmosis infected cat loving hermits are more represented on the internet.


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78868 No. 78868 hide quickreply [Reply]
Door thread, post doors.
>> No. 78870
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78870
Beads > Doors
>> No. 78875
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78875
Bullshit. Fellow posters, if you look closely you can there is actually a door behind those beads. Doors are the true heroes.
>> No. 78877
>>78875
Have you ever tried to install a door?

It's a fiasco, I tell you hwat.
>> No. 78878
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78878
Here's a good door


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78855 No. 78855 hide quickreply [Reply]
Still don't believe me, Randy? Let's go a little further down the rabbit hole.

In the not-too distant past I "acquired" a Zaibatsu powerbook during a midnight MegaCorp raid with my crew. Nothing out of the ordinary; pretty standard for a Saturday. However, later that night while drippin' nootropics and raving at Club Lucifer thirty stories beneath the rat heap you and I know as Clover City, I booted that sucka' up and... imagine my surprise; it's got a 10kG metanet connection.

I'm sure this is all WAY over your head, but long story short, if I search "Randy Tucker" on that machine I'm gonna get 2.3 million results for YOUR interests, investments, accounts, obsessions, fears, fetishes, and fantasies. In one tab I'm mining the stock market for millions with my ZippyTrade KnowBot, in another tab I'm studying the minds of my enemies with big data analytics, and in another tab I'm watching YOU watch Brazillian fart porn in REAL TIME.

Pop Quiz: am I jerkin' it to the anal acoustics or your sweaty, bulging O-face?

Welcome to Wonder Land, kiddo.
>> No. 78856
Do you think working at the NSA is boring? I mean, for every nude picture or funny message they come across, they have to dredge through a bunch of boring crap. Most people's e-mails and private messages are boring if you don't know them.
>> No. 78858
No one uses powerbooks anymore you knucklehead.
>> No. 78862
I never quite knew where this pasta is from
>> No. 78863
When I hear the name "Randy Tucker" I immediatly think of a MtF pre-op. I had no idea I had so many common interests as Mr. Tucker. Seems like a swell fellow.

I think the real question is, how much can you hope to understand about someone who watches Brazilian Fart porn, or the person who watches someone watching Brazilian Fart porn.


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78826 No. 78826 hide quickreply [Reply]
Why is acne considered gross? From an evolutionary standpoint, it indicates that someone is of breeding age and overflowing hormones.
>> No. 78831
On the contrary, boils and other skin imperfections are "gross" to us because it's generally a sign of poor health on an adult. Teens getting acne is just one of those little quirks of biology that has nothing to do with evolutionary traits, and is probably more common today than it has been in olden days.

Nice try at yet another pedo thread, though.
>> No. 78836
>>78831
There's a difference between ephebophilia* and opportunism. Social boundaries start to get fuzzier when you feel desperate and alone because everyone else is out having more sex and more emotional fulfillment than you are, not to mention you're too far away from anything resembling a real social life to see how it works in detail.

Also consider that this might just as easily be self-directed. "Why doesn't anyone like me? Is it just my skin? Shallow assholes."

*Ephebophilia seems more proper than pedophilia in this context. Who's ever heard of little kids with zits?


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78784 No. 78784 hide quickreply [Reply]
I have pubic lice. Would it be possible to put them in a jar and keep them as pets? I could shave off my pubes and feed them blood occasionally. How fresh does the blood have to be? Would they eat from used tampons?
>> No. 78804
I thought pubic lice were dying out because the sluts (of all genders) that used to spread them mostly depilate themselves now.
>> No. 78805
Think big man, if you have a lot and you have the right "ecosystem" so to speak, you can get a fish tank full of em. You could even have a beach set up full of pubic palm trees for them to hang out in.
>> No. 78807
>>78805
Maybe one day we'll only see them in zoos because they lost their natural habitat to deforestation.
>> No. 78817
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78817
A zoo for tiny, tiny animals could be very fun.
>> No. 78818
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78818
rude


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