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69851 No. 69851 hide quickreply [Reply]
What color is this fucking dress
>> No. 69853
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green for jealousy!
>> No. 69854
You are a cumbucket. Go back to reddit.

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69844 No. 69844 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Could the story of the Garden of Eden represent a memory of our hunter-gatherer past when food was plentiful?

When the climate changed and food became scarcer people turned to agriculture out of desperation and this could be represented in the story as our expulsion from Eden.
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>> No. 69846
  This is now a cp thread.
>> No. 69847
It's the only bit in the OT that makes any sense whatsoever. Other than the part where the elephant sat on some man.
>> No. 69848
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Man ate all the dinosaurs because they were too lazy to farm and raise cattle so God punished them by flooding the whole earth saving only Noah and his family because they had mad gardening skills and would be ballza stewards of the earth. It's in the bible.
>> No. 69849
The paradise legend I don't think is supposed to directly reference any point in history real or imagined, I think it's just early civilized folk fantasizing about how awesome things were at some time. Think about how some people today romanticize the 50s, and we're starting to see the same thing with 80s and even 90s. The various myths involving Adam and Eve and The Garden of Eden are likely just restructuring of a broad story.

I think we often underestimate the allegorical sensitivity and abilities of ancient civilized man, but I don't think this is that so much.
>> No. 69850
I think the story of the Garden of Eden is about the moment we stopped being animals and started being humans.

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67890 No. 67890 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
99chan lore thread.

Share the history of this back alley of the internet.
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>> No. 69817
remember Actual
what happened to Actual
>> No. 69824
he fuck off
>> No. 69840
I've seen this gif hundreds of times over the years and never noticed the hooligan on the left choking down what appears to be a cat in one bite.
>> No. 69842
What kind of cats have you been petting?
>> No. 69843
yer mum's puss, m8

NOKO has been used.

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69830 No. 69830 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Drew Barrymore 16yrs old. Would you?

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>> No. 69835
I don't like her face and I dislike it even more on her 16 year old self.
>> No. 69836
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I like John Barrymore better, he looks so dour and mysterious in this picture. Like he's lording over you. He can lord over me.
>> No. 69837
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Too old.
>> No. 69838
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more like it
>> No. 69841
Mmm, Drew Barry-my-d-in-her-more.

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69687 No. 69687 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
OK, which one of you was it?

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>> No. 69807
He never touched anyone but prostitutes, who, being prostitutes, were paid for their "service" and not raped. I guess.
>> No. 69821
Chances are the children in question were not paid, but a pimp or brothel was paid. Plus there's no way the child is choosing to provide that service. If you fuck an underage sex slave, you're taking part in their sexual abuse. Legally it's probably statutory rape and morally it's rape rape. But I get what you're saying; shit's fucked up regardless.

Yeah it's poorly written. The author flirts with the hypocrisy between John's insistence on never having abused any children and his history of engaging in sexual activity with underage prostitutes, but then the writing of the article itself often disregards that information.

Though, I guess, yeah, in the confines of the Florida legal system he has no victims and can't be charged with anything related to physical abuse of a child, but the writing is still pretty dang wonky.

Anyway, reading that just made me really really sad. I wonder if this kind of social withdrawal paired with child porn hording is going to become more common as time goes on, or at least if arrests for it will become more common. The LE officials interviewed seem to be saying that the size of seized child pornography collections are growing so there's that...

>>69689 wizardchan, perhaps?
>> No. 69827
I don't know whether Wizardchan is supposed to be a supportive place where they try to talk each other out of suicide or whether it's just people who have given up.
>> No. 69828
It's a place where people who have given up commiserate with other people who have given up.
>> No. 69839
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>Many days, John said, he would leave the computer running — and downloading — while he completed a circuit of daily errands at the grocery store or pharmacy.
>Among the most disturbing discoveries were framed images from the collection arrayed on his bedroom dresser as if they were family photographs.

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69500 No. 69500 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
In light of moot's retirement from 4 big dicks up my asshole, might it be a ballza time to reflect on 99chan?

It seems /b/ has very few posts nowadays. I was never an IRC regular, so I'm not as connected to the community as everyone else. I still always enjoyed posting here, especially during 78chan and the years immediately following. I haven't been back here since about 2012 though. What does the future look like for 99chan? Does anyone really care anymore?
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>> No. 69659
im anchova and i came bck to say hi
>> No. 69678
as someone familiar with the IRC, it used to be ballza too a few years ago. now it's awful.
>> No. 69682
same OP, same
>> No. 69809
I haven't been here since about 2011 or so. I'm just here for a minute of nostalgia, but it's nice to see that a couple of you guys were checking in too.
>> No. 69829

As somebody that used to be a part of the community but was pushed out by all the awfulness of people on irc, this is very heartening to see.

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69818 No. 69818 hide quickreply [Reply]
What do you think it must be like to eat out a woman right after she gave birth?
>> No. 69823
Bloody, pissy and possibly shitty. Don't be a sixth grader, OP, you know this.
>> No. 69825
Pissy and shitty? What?
>> No. 69826
It will taste of piss and shit. Women do that when they give birth. It's a pretty grotesque process, and this is well known to adults.

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69597 No. 69597 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Does anybody else get really depressed at the fact there's so many beautiful women in the world? I see cute girls everywhere and I feel really depressed because i'm such a subpar guy i'll never even talk to any of them. It's super sad.
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>> No. 69608
Just don't put foundation on your beard and you should be fine.
>> No. 69779
I was really depressed recently and ended up spending three weeks in a psych ward. I'm still depressed, but I don't really care about it anymore due to all the antipsychotics and antidepressants I'm on.
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>> No. 69794
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um, no.
i love that there are so many hotties out there. i walk around with a boner all day and sometimes get to plug it into a hottie and butter her eggs
>> No. 69820
I felt that a bit when I was really lonely and depressed and feeling isolated. Compensated with copious habitual masturbation.

These days I like checking out hot girls but it doesn't make me sad. I got a hot girlfriend to smash right in the puss, which I guess made a difference, but most of those envious sad feelings went away long before I met my girlfriend when I started feeling more empowered in my sex life, went on dates more, and generally just had better self-esteem for a number of reasons.

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69724 No. 69724 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Is this accurate?
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>> No. 69788
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>red hair is least preferred

what the fuck
>> No. 69796
desperately seeking protein
>> No. 69797
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that is an anime style version of a cartoon (which looks nothing like the character). anime hair looks nothing like real life
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>> No. 69819
my hair looks like that right now

No. 69798 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
  Isn't it hard to believe 2005 was a decade ago?
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>> No. 69803
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>> No. 69804
Not really. A whole fucking lot of things have happened, you know.
>> No. 69808
God damn that song was annoying as fuck.
>> No. 69810
When I first heard that song I didn't know what an erection was.
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69612 No. 69612 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
I was thinking about the cynicism of today's populace and came to the conclusion that it must be derived from an abundance of information.

Now this is just a hypothesis because I didn't live in the past, but perhaps people are no longer held in the same respect as they were in the past. Due to the information available from online sources, and gust globalization in general. Before, people lived in smaller communities that were not exposed to behavior that was not custom to them.

Who do we look to as our heroes now?
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>> No. 69762
It's a bit of a mixed bag, really. Offshoring this stuff to Asia and other parts of the world makes all of this stuff much cheaper than it would be for westerners. Making this stuff here, or anywhere else in the first world ultimately means that only the rich will be able to afford it, thus widening the lifestyle gap and access to technology between the different classes. I would argue that widespread access to the internet has been the most important thing to empower those in lower classes to access information and resources. And that access wouldn't really be affordable if it weren't for China.

As for China, it's not like the people were forced into hellish factories from their otherwise comfortable and fulfilling jobs, in comparison them assembling electronics for the west is likely a better arrangement than whatever they were doing before, and it has increased their standard of living, however incrementally.

That being said, there's a lot of shit than can be improved. The real problem with the way we see work, economics, and society is the steadfast denial of what we all recognize on some level: we do not need everyone in our country to work in order to have things run smoothly. Many of those already employed are employed in bullshit professional jobs that spend their time trying to justify their existence than actually providing something people need. Back in the middle ages and shit all the peasants needed to work just to keep things running and even then it wasn't enough, now we've gotten to a point where jobs are more of a social obligation than something that is actually needed, and that's where perpetually high unemployment like in Europe comes from.
>> No. 69764
I figger there should be a test to get a vote. If you don't know what your vote is doing or how it will affect things, you shouldn't have it, just like anything else dangerous. I don't know if you could make it about current candidates or laws, but you could at least make sure that people know how the gov works before they muck it up.
>> No. 69765
Your inarticulate musings would see 95% of the American electorate marginalized. Fortunately for you, politics in america have virtually nothing to do with the fleshy placeholder that occasionally postures to the tune of corporate funding.
>> No. 69805
>Your inarticulate musings would see 95% of the American electorate marginalized.
[hehe, like they aren't already *coughrichpeoplepresumedinnocentandbailoutsforeconomyraperscough*]
If I'm so inarticulate, then why'd you get the point, hmmm? Could it be because my ideas were sufficiently articulated, hmmm?
At least my way the 95% wouldn't dilute everyone else's votes until they educated themselves. It didn't work in Jim Crow days because black people were targeted due to lack of education. Now, however, anyone that will put in the time can learn just about anything. So if you're not willing to put forth the effort to understand the basics of gov't or the people asking to to let them run it, then it's your own fault you were/are marginalized. There should have been no poor or even normal people voting for mitt rombot, but I'd bet it happened anyway.

I'll grant you that it is just musing. Silver star for you.
>> No. 69852
If only landowning white males were allowed to vote like G-d intended then none of this shit would be happening.

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69181 No. 69181 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Full kitchen(6 points)
Mayo clinic doctors(3 points)
Hygiene products and jacuzzi(3 points)
Unattractive girl(10 points)
Garden with greenhouse(3 points)
Books(6 points)
Phone that only works once a week(3 points)
Typewriter(1 point)
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>> No. 69789
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I don't think you know what ironically or literally mean.
>> No. 69790
Everyone's getting banned for a week unless you chang the subject to something funny that has nothing to do with literally and/or figuratively right now.
>> No. 69791
4,15, 17, 26, 30, 34, 42

I'd live better than my wildest dreams.
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is this ok
>> No. 69795
not bad

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66364 No. 66364 hide expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
Sexual Fantasy Thread

Post your deepest, darkest fantasies so that strangers on the internet can judge you. The more vivid your description, the better. Nothing is off the table; Clowns, MILFS, BDSM, Inflation, Underage, Voyeurism, Gang Rape, etc. are all fine in this thread. On the other hand, if you're the vanilla type that wouldn't even consider anal, well, that's okay too. The point is that this is your opportunity to express your sexuality in a liberating way that you may not even feel comfortable divulging to your significant other.
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>> No. 69775
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I want to have sex with Mister Morgue from Freakshow.
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>> No. 69778
damn. now i also want to fuck her. she's a fucking cutie
>> No. 69785
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69766 No. 69766 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
People who I interact with over the internet regularly overestimate my age by 5-7 years. In person or over the phone, it's typically under guessed by 2-4 years. Why are people so poor at inferring details about others and why do I ostensibly sound like an adolescent?
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>> No. 69771
How do you differentiate between the speech of 18-21 and 22-25 age cohorts? I should also mention that the interactions that lead to misclassification are frequently super mundane. I usually just feed from a bland service-industry script out of deference to the context. How do you decide that the amorphous man ordering a sandwich before you is 18, as opposed to 22?
>> No. 69773

From your post I can discern you have a rather impressive vocabulary. People tend to associate the use of large complicated words and terms with those of a higher age as its often uncommon for younger people to be so clear and concise in their written speech. Just look at the average facebook posts of the seventeen to lets say..thirty something to see examples of a lot less complexity and grace to the written structure and vocabulary size.

As for having your age often underestimated on the phone I can only assume the register in which you speak is lighter then average. My only curiosity in this OP is why did you feel the need to make this into a thread? could you please elaborate on your own thoughts on this?
>> No. 69780
>>69773 This place is slower than it has been for most of the time it has existed, and it's not like it has become higher quality since then. Maybe, people just want this place to have more discussion in general, and are willing to take risks creating their own threads with the hope that it'll spark a fun discussion.
>> No. 69781
You are overestimated on the internet because of the above-average functioning neurology you happen to possess in your body. You are underestimated in person or on the phone because you have a weak will to differentiate yourself and are therefore seen as annoying and unnecessary by others.
>> No. 69782
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It prompted interest in making a serious effort to modify tonal elements of my speech. There was a period when I was like 14 where I began to spend disproportionately large amounts of time communicating through text. I feel as though I've grown proficient in one medium and possibly stunted myself in the alternative. I'm exposed to a diverse array of human speech and, perhaps embarrassingly, model aspects of my own on ~20 personalities I've had exposure to. It just seems as though the physicality of the the interaction is lacking in some respect. The content is there, I'd just like to become more proficient at influencing the sector of the population that don't really pay attention to it.

What does this even mean? When I was 16 I was the most obnoxious little nietzschean individualist possible. I don't think the issue is me just being insufferably generic. Quite the opposite in some circumstances, actually.

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69742 No. 69742 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
I am drunk, miserable, and alone. No one loves us. What is the point of living when your just a waste of space. Should autistic people really be killed? If the nazi had won, then im sure we would all be be happy and genetically fine. Fuck life.
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>> No. 69745
Which nazi?
>> No. 69748
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he just has to go to thailand
>> No. 69749
Pussy Cut Banana would be a ballza name for a riot grrl-influenced avant-garde noise rock band.
>> No. 69758
Japanese riot grrl-influenced avant-garde noise rock band.
>> No. 69763
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Op here. How did you know i had a ball sucking fetish?seriously did you like subliminally pick that up from my words or something? Anyway...got high. Feeling ok. Wearing a ballstretcher too...but thats another story. I feel like i could slurp a thousand ds right now haha

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62847 No. 62847 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
The official heaven's gate website is still up and functional.

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>> No. 69711
  I thought it was important for you guys to know that in India, there is a religion based on Neon Genesis Evangelion called the "church of nerv".
>> No. 69715
That's considerably less strange than hinduism. However, it's also less interesting after the first watch.
>> No. 69754
Hahaha! People here really believe their perceived conception of societal "normalcy" has empirical value! Ha!
>> No. 69755
Fuck off, sophist.
>> No. 69757
That post was more of a zinger toward NGE than anything else.

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67946 No. 67946 hide expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
Child rearing thread. If you had a kid, how would you raise it? Do you have any plans?
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>> No. 69654
Based on studies regarding a child's exposure to sounds in the womb, I will start putting headphones on my wife's stomach during the second trimester and playing the fetus a combination of Formula 1 engine sounds and jazz bass solos (probably Jaco Pastorious). For the first 6 months adter they're born (when babies experience the highest rate of neurogenesis and imprinting), small speakers will be placed in their crib in order to play jazz albums at a low volume while they sleep, along with foreign language tapes. I'll speak to the baby in a variety of languages and make sure that motorsport is a key element of our bonding time during the first year of their life, as well as playing instruments around them to encourage an early understanding of music theory.
It has been found that a strong sense of balance is beneficial to driving skills, thus I will work woth my child to foster a strong sense of balance, with a goal that they can walk independantly around the 8 month mark. As the child ages, I will teach them basic logical concepts with games (they will learn to play Go rather than chess) and encourage them to explore and participate in all types of art, academia, and athleticism, primarily by integrating nonfiction books into bedtime story readings. As a trend though, I will become less directional in what I expose them to, and try my best to help them satisfy their curiosity.
Of course, moral concepts are important to instill in a child. Around the age of 3, I will begin raising them as a Buddhist (the knowledge of Buddha having been implanted during bedtime stories) with an emphasis upon the philosophical aspects rather than the theological. It is important to not only answer your child's questions, but to ask questions of them in order to study their understanding of the world and teach them to engage in meaningful dialogue.
By the time the child starts preschool, the majority of my work is done. I am simply there to guarantee their security, answer their questions, and assist them in their schoolwork/hobbies, but none of that matters: They will subconsciously feel drawn to become a virtuoso bass player or Formula 1 driver, which of course I will support, but my similar support of their other endeavors will give them the illusion of free will despite their future having been decided before they were even born. Like most Asian children, they will achieve greatness, but will not resent me for it as I am a constant source of positive reinforcement in their lives, not (to their knowledge) forcing them to pick any one path. I will die with the satisfaction of having a successful child that loves me, but is none the wiser to my master plan, provided that they never discover this post.

Regardless of gender, they will not be circumcised.
>> No. 69656
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Shit I've never been to jail :( Although I'm the native equivalent to harold from harold and kumar so I tend to be laughed at by my own people. White people like my hair and think I'm mystical and stoic.
>> No. 69657
Yes, and it really depends on where the natives are from. My experience comes from natives around fort sill but in general military base people suck. I did a little look up of of the dead guy's dead son and it turns out his arrest record was for "sexual assault child". My advice is that if you are going to breed with injuns, pick a tribe that has been nearly annihilated and forced to integrate.
>> No. 69681
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One is probably best, these little fuckheads are expensive.

>> No. 69747
Hey hey, that 15-17 year old is hot. I also love how the chart just assumes you kick out your child the second they're 18 and that in this modern world you don't have to support them till they're fucking ancient.

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69709 No. 69709 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Twitter Share thread

Hey I thought It would be cool if we shared our twitters. Maybe other social medias too?

Heres mine to star the ball rolling

Also: Insta - brentonminshall Snap - gprobrent

Lets get it going guys!
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>> No. 69714
>I thought It would be cool if we shared our twitters
>> No. 69721
We have a reddit group and a facebook group.


>> No. 69729
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I have a tumblr blog that I hardly ever post on.

>> No. 69740
I don't have a Twitter and never have, same for Facebook and other sites like it but I do use Tox because it's a light weight Instant messaging based client with no tracking.

I don't know how many people here use that thou.
>> No. 69767
There was an era where pop social media tirelessly regurgitated our shit. I don't want to live in a world where this has been inverted.

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  do not waste water
>> No. 69704
  Check out this video on youtube.
>> No. 69712
Geethanjali truly is a master videomaker
>> No. 69716
The thing is that >>69704 has like 12 million views and every other comment is "Check out this video on youtube". I can not let this stand.
>> No. 69723
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And all the other comments are just fake people posting nonsense. Damn, I wonder how many fake accounts it took to get that video 12 million views?

No. 69309 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
  What are some of your guilty pleasures? I've been enjoying videos by Chapter Jackson lately, even though her name is stupid and her music sucks. I don't know why I like it.
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>> No. 69601

That d is so big its comical, also a giant pain in the puss.
>> No. 69602
I download child porn.
>> No. 69648
>> No. 69679
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that's a hobby i could get into
>> No. 69686
I have a bedwetting fetish.

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