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60380 No. 60380 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
ITT: Your age, favorite novel
>16
>the great gatsby

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>> No. 60805
20
Their Eyes Were Watching God
>> No. 60807
20
Naked Lunch
>> No. 60808
>>60807
oh god that was annoying to read. How did you get through it?
>> No. 60810
23
Don Quixote
>> No. 60811
>>60808
I actually really enjoyed it, I've read it a couple times. Once I read the entire novel while I was on a few hits of acid. It was quite an experience.


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60784 No. 60784 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
So I have now met three folks on Craigslist. I've come to the conclusion most people on there are nervous strange folks who can't socialize or have sex and get nervous and lose their will to go through with things. I was nervous at first to until I realized everyone is.

guy 1: 45, lives in an empty apartment. Told me how he just moved to the city and works in a hotel. Told me he loves men and left his wife without telling her why. Had a friend around his age he fooled around with then his friend got a partner now he is alone. He was quiet, nervous reminded me of my weird uncle mixed with billy bob thortons character in bad santa.

He was clearly nervous I rolled a joint we smoked then went to bed. He tried nothing and fell asleep fast. I left in the morning.

Guy 2: 55 years old, him and his wife have an open relationship. He has been curious about men Since an experience he had with them in his twenties. He has a tiny cock and is rather embarrassed about it. super nervous He stuck around to chat and left.

guy 3: Come to the door and then left. Emailed me after said he got nervous but wants to try doing something sometime.

What are some other peoples experiences?
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>> No. 60788
1HIT 1KILL
http://1hit1kill-en.blogspot.com/

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>> No. 60799
I have had 3 craigslist encounters.

One was a black girl, super cute, short and curvy with a dynamite booty. We met in a park and talked for a bit, made out a bit, and then the next day I went to her apartment and we had some really bueno sex. Over the next 6 months we hooked up another 5 or 6 times until she got back together with her ex. We've met up for drinks a couple times and have a bueno time, we have a similar sense of humor. A friend of mine bought some jewellery from her at a craft show once - I recognized the piece she bought from having seen it at the girl's house when she was showing me the jewellery she makes and asked my friend if she had bought it from a short black girl with pink hair and she said yes. I didn't go into how I knew, just that I had a friend who looked like that who makes jewellery.

Second experience was kind of seedy by comparison. This woman in her 30s posted an ad saying she wanted to fulfill her fantasy of sucking a random stranger's d at her work. It sounded fake but I responded anyway. She worked at a local theater and had to last-minute cancel because her boss showed up but she emailed me again when he left and I walked downtown to see her. She was kind of fat and really tall but had a pretty face. I was mostly just turned on by the scenario, I wasn't too concerned with her looks (I would have bailed had she been full-on ugly). We went into the back of the theater, she was really nervous, kept saying "so, how do we do this? Do we just go for it?" and laughing nervously. Eventually, yeah, we just went for it, she sucked me off, I came in her mouth, she reiterated that if we ever saw each other on the street there was to be no acknowledgement, and then I left. I've since been to a play at that theater and I don't think she works there any more... or she's only there during the afternoon or something, who knows. But I haven't seen her since.

Third was this tiny girl from Hong Kong who was super busy with school and just wanted to bang once or twice a week to decompress but didn't want to sleep with any of her male acquaintances, so she posted an ad on CL. We slept together 3 or 4 times a month for like 4 months and then gradually less and less frequently until things fizzled out. I was kind of upset that it ended because she had a very pretty vagina, was super tight, submissive, gave head with much gusto, and, outside of the sex, had a very sweet disposition.

Craigslist has been bueno to me. I give it a 9/10. Oddly, despite my bueno fortune with Craigslist (well, not really, since I've probably responded to like 50-100 ads and only had 3 actual meetups), I have never tried any other online dating. Maybe I should.
>> No. 60801
>>60784

I know that no one will believe me, but I actually met my wife off of Craigslist. Met her in December of 2011 and she moved in August of 2012 about 2 months after I proposed to her. We were married the next summer in 2013.

Truth is, I was cheap and didn't want to pay for a membership to a *real* dating site, and no one ever responded to my incredibly strange personals (Or they were deleted because they were against the ToS) Yet Craigslist didn't care about that at all, of course.

She was the third girl I met that fall/winter period when I placed the ad. First one was married, second one was a druggie, but the third was perfect. Sounds cliche, but that's how it is.

To this day we lie when people asked us where me met. Oh, match.com, of course!
>> No. 60802
>>60801
What kind of weird ass ads were you placing that were getting removed? What did your ad say that your wife responded to?
>> No. 60809
Op here.

guy 4: basically 40 year old me. ballza, laid back chill. Thinks the same things. Meeting up as friends, going to keep in contact.


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60762 No. 60762 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
What is written on the tombstone.

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>> No. 60771
Martin Frodese
1836 - 1920
Annier Frobese
1844-1922
>> No. 60772
what
>> No. 60789
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60789
>HIS PAPERS

at least get my pronouns right, cis scum
>> No. 60803
>>60789
>(USER WAS ASKED FOR XYR PAPERS


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60455 No. 60455 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Man rapes baby, gets bum raped in prison, gets stitched up and then gets bum raped again.

Such is Brazil.

http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.opresente.com.br%2Fpolicial%2Festuprador-de-crianca-de-um-ano-leva-o-troco-em-dobro-na-cadeia-50909%2F&edit-text=&act=url
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>> No. 60779
It's not him, this guys was shot by a .12 Gauge
>> No. 60780
How do you know?
>> No. 60781
When I was a cop I saw a guy shot in the back from about 40 feet away with a 12 gauge, this looks like a shotgun injury.
>> No. 60783
>>60781
did you post in the cop hate thread we had a while back?
>> No. 60800
>>60781
>>60779
Then why is it in the article, Officer Know-It-All? It says in the article that the inmates "splintered points," which I take to be a bad google translation of the fact that they gave him a bunch of shallow stab wounds with splintered points of something. Before/during/after he was raped, they probably stabbed him repeatedly as well, to cause additional suffering.

A bunch of hack-and-slash shallow shank wounds would need to be dressed in much the same way buckshot wounds would. If you see a picture of a guy with a tensor bandage on his ankle, can you please discern for me whether he has tendinitis or a sprain based on a picture alone?


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60791 No. 60791 hide quickreply [Reply]
I made this for you.
>> No. 60792
>>60791
I fucking love you. You did actual work for the chan of 99. Much love unto you.
>> No. 60793
much 2 love
>> No. 60797
Aww, its crusty too, just like 99.
>> No. 60798
not bueno enough. cum on it, rephotograph, repost


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60247 No. 60247 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
When grills masturbate they usually do it by stroking their clits.

Does this mean they prefer clit stimulation to baginal stimulation or do they do it that way because it's easier than baginally stimulating themselves?

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>> No. 60739
>>60262
I find that the ones with a clit that sensitive have a better chance of being among the small fraction (no more than a quarter, by some estimates) of women who are able to cum from just plain sex.

>>60255
This has definitely worked for me.
>> No. 60744
Most girls I've been with prefer vaginal sex with clitoral stimulation as well. But I've dated some huge whores in my life who probably have some overworked or damaged cunt tunnel nerves, I believe the medical term to be.
>> No. 60758
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60758
Women are like a box of chocolates. They're all whores.
>> No. 60759
>>60758

I knew you were sleeping with my best friend, coconut creme! How could you?!
>> No. 60795
>>60759

Remember the last time you bit into a coconut creme?


...Ever wonder why it was salty?


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60790 No. 60790 hide quickreply [Reply]
oh hey is it a banning spree again?

Count me in!

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60750 No. 60750 hide quickreply [Reply]
Oh look, it's the end of the world again.

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2014/04/14/whats-up-with-the-blood-moons-prophecies/
>> No. 60755
I love how they use the War of Independence as evidence, considering omens are supposed to come before things not during them and Israel won that war pretty handily, same with the wars in the 60s. If anything it means the boys in light blue are going to be kicking some ass soon, which is fine with me so long as they don't screw me on my rent payments later this year. Happy Passover.
>> No. 60773
Fucking Jews.
>> No. 60782
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/04/21/pat-robertson-jesus-said-an-asteroid-could-destroy-earth-next-week/


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60774 No. 60774 hide quickreply [Reply]
Boy, that TMNT: Villians comic sure is bueno.
...
Bebop and Rocksteady are furries?
And the turtles?
IS FUCKING MICKEY MOUSE A FURRY?!??!??

Everything so confusing when im sober :(
>> No. 60775
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60775
:)
I love you, guys.
>> No. 60777
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60777
Western comics are dumb.
>> No. 60778
>>60777
inorite? American and British comics rarely have teenage girls with ds for faces fucking their sisters and firehosing spooge all over the place.


No. 60770 hide quickreply [Reply]
  Hey ho

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60766 No. 60766 hide quickreply [Reply]
There's something troubling happening, but I just can't put my finger on what it is... Veery tribbling indeed.

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60497 No. 60497 hide expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
Why do people hate hippies so much?
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>> No. 60735
>>60722
>Clinton left Iraq

Fuck are you talking about, the gulf war or some shit? Because he signed a law stating the US would support any democratic regime change in Iraq. Clinton involved us a lot in Iraq. I didn't realize I was arguing with a massive retard
>> No. 60742
I just know that my Obamacare costs less than my old health insurance.
>> No. 60747
>>60742
I was talking about Desert Fox, obviously. Tough talk is just tough talk. He left and didn't even really have much of an impact on the situation.
>> No. 60749
>>60747
You'll just respond to anyone at this point, won't you?
>> No. 60761
>>60749
Oh, yeah. Oops.


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60752 No. 60752 hide quickreply [Reply]
What are you doing to celebrate Hitler's birthday?

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>> No. 60753
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60753
There's just something about you that I don't like.

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>> No. 60757
OP, how dare you post my artwork here without asking permission or at least giving proper credit?! I'll sue! I'll DMCA! I worked hard on that art and I will not have people assuming you drew it!


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60502 No. 60502 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
What is the use of a BMP?
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60562
rude
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60564
rude
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>> No. 60570
>>60557
That's a fair point. Take it this way, then, when kids are first starting to form sexual thoughts in the preteen years, particularly boys, what are they doing? Usually playing video games. Why there's tons of weird Sonic porn instead of, say, Marioverse (which there is a lot of porn of that, though maybe not quite as much) could be explained by the weird fandom that sprang up after the 3D Sonic games started to come out, around then it was sort of dead zone for bueno Nintendo games.
>> No. 60754
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60754
weird

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>> No. 60756
>>60754
that's not how balls work


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60592 No. 60592 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Who am I talking to? Tell me something weird about yourself, fellow poster.
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>> No. 60741
>>60724
I made it seem skewed, I'm sorry, the guy I was talking to reminds me so much of myself before I learned how things work I feel like I'm talking to my old self. No, you don't let them control the whole conversation, but you talk about them and ask questions about them a LOT, WAY more than you mention anything about yourself, if at all, because ideally THEY will ask about you, at which point you DON'T give your life story but answer them succinctly, then route things back to being about them. Women can quickly get addicted to sincere compliments and praise, if you combine that with (creepy as it may seem, though it's not really) making them think of their father or some other stern authority figure, being funny and not treating them like they're the duchess of York and you'll have em exhibiting Lordosis behavior in no time!


Also PUA's are like career hunters that use a few overpowered weapons for everything they're hunting and are doomed to eventually needing a bigger rush and thrill and/or realizing they're only bueno at hunting, not what comes AFTER you catch em.
>> No. 60743
I stole all of my ex's underwear and shit on the floor of her kitchen before leaving her. She called the cops on me, but for some reason they didn't do anything other than to tell me not to contact her again.
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60745
>>60743
Boy, you sure showed her.
>> No. 60746
>>60743
So what did you do with her underwear?
>> No. 60748
>>60743
Yes, we must know. What did you do with them?


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60689 No. 60689 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you, /b/. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that, /b/?
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>> No. 60726
Canadians are, by far, one of the most racist people on earth. And their flagrant racism is overlooked by the world community due to the widespread dismissal of Canada in general. I want 99chan to reconsider its view on Canada and put serious thought into joining the anti-Canada viewpoint.
>> No. 60727
>>60726
Sorry Mr. Quebecois, but you guys aren't really a race and they don't hate you for those reasons. They're just disappointed that you guys spend up all of their welfare money.
>> No. 60728
  >>60727
Quebecois tend to be fairly racist, too. Many dislike the English and call them "Tetes-carees", and it is not unusual for frenchies to talk shit about other races and cultures. It must be noted that they talk shit about their own culture too, though.

And there's the term "pure laine" used to describe people of pure French Canadian descent which can be used in a racist way. Here we have a catchy song about how Quebecois who learn English and try to become famous in the US instead of sticking to French speaking places are pretty much race traitors.
>> No. 60733
>>60728
Sounds like being French Canadian is sort of like being Amish.
>> No. 60738
>>60726
The only racists I've come across here are on the internet and white cab drivers. It never fails that a cab driver strikes up an awkward conversation about "pakis"


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60167 No. 60167 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
DOT ORG AND MARIJUANAS HOOOORAYYY
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>> No. 60241
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60241
You guys should all watch this documentary by Errol Morris. It's haunting.
>> No. 60279
>>60241
I don't watch French films. Too pretentious.
>> No. 60282
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60282
Oh I get it, in this thread it's like we're parodying other threads.
>> No. 60292
>>60282
I see what you did there.



And honestly I'm not entirely impressed by it.
>> No. 60736
Ugh, you can tell that comic is just dripping with pro-yes propaganda. Fucking gross.


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60688 No. 60688 hide quickreply [Reply]
http://www.pointerpointer.com/

Prepare to feel ashamed of how you spend the next hour of your life.

(also post other bueno sites to visit when you're bored and or high)
>> No. 60693
http://adarkroom.doublespeakgames.com/
>> No. 60725
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60725
Thank you both for sharing. An entire night of amusement was had.


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60654 No. 60654 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Usenet ---> SomethingAwful ---> *chan ---> ???

what happens next
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>> No. 60701
Someone asked me if I wanted their kik and I thought it was a sex act, my phone is apparently outdated because I don't instagram and vine all day, the world is now constantly updated with excruciating minutiae nobody cares about.
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60712
>>60654
>>60656
>>60663
>>60670
You guys are bueno.
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60715
Well when the NSA takes down the internet proper and all we are left with is a select few sites loaded with advertisements, like channels on the television, and the undersea cables are filtered for any unauthorized internetting, the determined user will be forced to switch to hamnet, an open, encrypted, fully wireless net using HF recreational radio tranceivers functioning as end to end encrypted amplitude modulaton modems which relay transmissions from node to node until they get to their intended destination. With latency in the range of 30 to 60 seconds, and baud rates not exceeding 12 kilobits a second, a fundamental shift in how the community functions will be seen, with not least of all, a resurgence in the transmission and retention of text files and binary packets not exceeding 64 kilobytes in size.
>> No. 60720
>>60715
That's very ballza Bateman, but you know that's not actually going to happen, right?
>> No. 60723
>>60720
Shhhh. Quiet. The years he spent becoming an irc overlord have to pay off some day. Otherwise, that time is all wasted.


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60345 No. 60345 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Hello friends.
I've been bouncing around a lot on different chans the past few years. Most of them are full of shit these days as you can tell. I just left 420chan because I got tired of all the survey thread faggotry that the mods were allowing to happen. This place is pretty much ideal for my posting needs excluding that it gets like one post per year.
Does this website ever speed up or was it always like this? Last time I was here was around a year ago and I remember it being a tad bit faster.
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>> No. 60614
  I dunno, but it makes me think of ballza Guy.
>> No. 60637
>>60614

ballza Guy is the weirdest video I've ever seen, I think. It's a 10th-grade short film that everyone on the internet has seen--and has seen enough to remember it, and bring it up every now and then, five years on--but has zero offline presence. It's worse than the Marble Hornets guys, even they eventually got a movie deal.
>> No. 60698
Oh, I haven't been here in nearly a year either. Having read through a bunch of threads, it seems either you guys have changed or this is mostly a newer user base now.
>> No. 60707
>>60698
Well, we did get many new users from neoturbine a few months ago.
>> No. 60709
>>60707
>>60698

I don't think that the three people who wound up on the roughly 30-person 99chan irc circlejerk from there are having an impact on the imageboard. It's just some general shitpostyness from us getting the .org domain back very recently. Go look at page two or three and you'll see your pretentious comedic threads and butthurt 15-paragraph political text walls that we've always had. The influx, when it crosses the line, will continue to be met with a steady but deliberate ban crucible until only pure product is left once again.


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