Let's have a ratchet black ladies appreciation thread. Post African Americans.
I'll start: Auntie Fee, Cardi B and the classic song "It's so cold in the D".
I agree. I love the way they look, I think it's beautiful. African American culture is trashy as heck though.
We here at 99chan hate every race equally.
Betty Boop would have been cuter as a black girl.
Why is red the best hair color?
I used to know a red haired girl in elementary school. I still remember the first time, she was scared to walk home, even though she only lived a few blocks away. We became good friends, even though the only thing we did was walk to and from school together. There was an intersection where our paths split. She was walking backwards when she stepped out into the intersection, and even though the light was red, turned right into her.
It was that day I realized that red-haired people's hair is not actually red. It's orange. Red mixed with her hair, and the light from the stop light and brake lights were also red. Her hair was orange.
English isn't your first language, is it?
It is, but that was a late night drunken monologue.
Some gingers also have beige-ish hair.
That guy's a retard. It was beautiful.
who is going to win the superbowl
YouTube thread. Post the last video you watched. Can't remember? Go to your recent videos.
Here's some random shit I found.
I was intrigued until I saw Misty's manface
then I was twice as intrigued
misty manface i am a bad person
i am a bad person
Why didn't you say "go nut" instead
what are you
I found a great guide on how to be a cool kid.
holy fucking shit
Does fucking a ball of yarn count as losing my virginity?
Yeah, I did that
Can you put the tip of a knife in your urethra?
Dale, quit showing us the tip of your dick.
dick so stubby it's basically all tip
post pics of your local prostitutes
Your weird, stilted language aside, it was just an attempt to help you. When you use "fancy words" incorrectly among the general masses, you'll be fine. But why not expand your conversational base by actually learning how to use these words? It will broaden horizons.
I'm from Toronto and it is 6c out
I want to explore northern Canada and the west but don't have a drivers license ;(
the north will be hard without a license but take the greyhound out west. I went from Vancouver to Toronto once. Took 5 days and my mouth tasted like a putrid ashtray for 2 or 3 days and I couldn't wash my BO off and my back hurt, but it was cheap and I got there and saw a lot of countryside.
Once you're out west you can hitchhike reasonably safely.
okay, I know lots of people who hitch hike out west
I've also met a lot of hippie/punk/traveler types and they all seem to live in Vancouver.
I'll see if I can do it this summer
if you do end up on the coast this summer, make a thread. i'll smoke you out and we can go to the cobalt or some other hip shit
Let's make a picture worm. Keep the same accidentally-cropped margins of 500x496. Use any drawing software to continue the picture to the right. Save as .png and upload your continuation so the next person after you can take over where you left off.
And so on until we have our ∞ x 496 pixel 99chan cooperative imagination jam.
Tekkamod's death dick needed to be immortalized.
My computer still crashes when I try to open the last one we did on Windows Photo Viewer
Maybe stop trying to view 99chan on your Lite Brite.
Don't knock lite brite, man. We're planning a fundraising drive to replace our potato servers with much faster lite brite servers
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR DICK
So it's basically a plate full of decapitated dicks.
It's a sample platter.
My mom has a whole chest of severed penises, including ones from robots and aliens. I think she took mine when I was a baby, because some of them are really small.
My dick is two colors due to circumcision.
Anyone else feel like the dating scene is completely fucked and cynical?
I used to be idealistic and think people came together because they meshed well, because they shared common interests and got along good.
Now just from observing how people talk about dating and treat their partners it just seems like people objectify each other. The guy wants the girl because she's pretty, she knows she's pretty and she knows he needs to prove himself. If he's not a cut above the rest, if he can't prove himself he's sent away because he's not up to par, he's fucking garbage.
People keep holding out for someone better than themselves, someone they know they don't deserve but yet feel entitled to and insulted when given the option for something less than the ideal.
e.g. the Chubby "good girl" without mental issues with a sense of humor trying to get with an average guy and him rejecting her, he feels insulted that she'd even
A guy who's shorter than 5'10" hitting on a girl who's 5'2" and she rejects him based on height alone
The fucked up part is what else is there? How else are we supposed to judge people? If you don't think someone is good enough for you, you won't take them. Disney lied, idealism is bullshit.
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>But getting back to the OP, it just sounds like someone's young and observing the way younger people date. It is indeed easy to get cynical about the "party" style of dating.
I am a young person but even amongst people in their late 20s and 30s this problem seems to exhibit itself in different ways.
People don't even look at each other as people. They just think.
>Does this person give me status and validate my self worth?
And that's it.
You replied to that post, but said nothing. No shit you're young.
I could say the same of you :^)
So, essentially, you're responding with "I know you are, but what am I"?
Huh...what's that wordfilter? Hentai??
I accidentally defecated on the kitchen table.
No she doesn't as I am quite repulsive
I have a question. If you get sperm or vajouj juices in a fro is it hard to get out
You're thinking about cumming on your own face but you're worried about your jewfro regs
Accidentally defecated? Life's too short not to shit like you mean it. Crap with conviction!
My ex's vagina always smelled like shit. I think she wiped back to front.
If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Islay in Scotland. Those that know why without looking it up are cool bros. It is pretty too. I don't see myself getting tired of such a countryside that quickly. There's a lot of cool places out there I would like to see but I know I would get tired of it before too long.
i'm choosing to bounce around SE Asia
i love the girls, food, and excessive drinking out here
I would travel around the continent in the style to which I am accustomed ;3
You are a dangerously insane human being.
I love shitting just enough in my pants that it doesn't actually reach my underwear so I can eventually get up from my computer, take a shower and enjoy the feeling of running my hand through my fat, shit-caked asscheeks as I watch the brown water and corn fall from my asshole and hand onto the shower floor :)
http://www.reddit.com/r/woahdude/comments/43c741/spider_veins_be_gone/(USER WAS FOUND TO HAVE LE AUTISM)
eugene has posted
goddamnit eugene stop shitting your pants
Yo, wasn't there a 99channer who's great grandfather was Saint Andre Bessette? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9_Bessette
I just got a piece of cloth that touched his body before he was canonized, it's considered a relic now.
Hey, I have a prayer candle of your great grandpa's bro.
There's a french poem on the back that reads:
Saint Andre, my brother, you knew how to pray. In work and in the night, in the heart of life, at the edge of boredom, poorly lonely or rich in friends.
You knew how to welcome others. The powerful and the abandoned, the wise and the naked, often the small, often the wounded. Teach me to love them all.
To hope for the future without fear, to walk without running away, teach me pain.
For the god that you serve, for a son, a father and a mother, to redeem what is lost, teach me the love of the universe.
The front says: Let us be happy, because you will be forever glorified in the presence of the lord.
Stuff it up ya and take pics (then post them here, of course)
Should I light it before doing so??
that's dope, man, thanks for sharing. I like that poem a lot.
Ooga booga booga.
Maybe, if I can figure out how to make gifs.
You know what you did, you son of a bitch.
You just triggered my nam flashbacks asshole.
god you sound just like the biggest asshole ive ever met, word for word. snoops through peoples stuff, lies constantly, steals from everyone & wonders why everybody cuts ties with him so quickly
Did you ever send him a picture of your dick with a miniature skeleton costume on it as retribution?
you need exercise
Let's educate other users by posting interesting facts!
Children, let me teach you about the wonderful art of uromancy. Medieval uromancy was derived from uroscopy, the practice of diagnosing patients by examining their urine.
"The practice of uroscopy—using urine to analyse a patient’s health—soon turned into uromancy, which was something altogether different. Uromancy is the art of divination using urine. Piss prophets (as they were known) each had a different method for predicting the future. Some took omens from the urine’s colour; others from its taste. Most commonly, piss prophets ‘read the bubbles’ seconds after it hit the divination bowl. The presence of large bubbles spread far apart signified that the urinator was about to come into a lot of money. Conversely, the presence of small bubbles packed tightly together signified illness, loss or the death of a loved one."
>Catholicism is the coolest form of Christianity.
Yeah, if you have a basketballamericanese definition of cool.
You mean the definition of cool that produced blues music, r&b, rap music, and wicked ass gospel music? Yes, that's pretty cool so yes.
There's only one cool thing on that list and you owe it directly to the ivory coast (the region not the present country)
Pakistan's anti blasphemy laws are fucked beyond belief. People can be accused of blasphemy for the stupidest of reasons, and it's less taboo to defend someone accused of murder than it is to defend someone accused of blasphemy. It's interesting to read about. Fuck fanaticism.
more like pope-rock
Slayer? Good? Bad? Garage band or Garbage band?
How do you feel about cannibal corpse?
They're alright. I've never really been that much into "just metal". I've always been into the "metal plus" stuff. I guess my favorite band which could be considered "death metal" is Sigh, though I do like the doom/gloom metal vibings of Type O Negative and their ilk.
I "see" music in color, and most death metal I come across seems very one-toned. Some songs are enjoyable but I don't find myself wanting to sit down and listen to an entire album the same way I can with other bands.
I feel the same way, the only albums I've ever listened to all the way through amd enjoyed were the Dethklok albums. It's ironic that a joke band is some of the best metal today.
Slayer was my favorite band in my hate filled high school days. Sad about Jeff. Now the guitar player from broken hope has all his guitars somehow.
Seasons in the abyss is probably my favorite album by them.
Absolutely love thrash metal as a genre, and ranking the Big 4 (Slayer, Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax) is tough. I grew up listening to Anthrax more and due to that I always liked their sound the best, but slayer and metallica have traditionally been more popular. Among the living is amazing, and this song is probably my favorite of all time.
I'm not ashamed to say I never grew out of enjoying metal as a genre, but I totally understand if this doesn't do it for someone. The common criticism of Slayer is that a lot of their music sounds the same between tracks.
That said, metal overall as a genre has come a long way. Personally I'm not into death metal, although there is plenty out there that is unintentionally funny
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO EAT THESE THINGS WITHOUT GETTING CHOCOLATE ALL OVER YOUR STUPID FACE
Am I the only fucking person here who knows that caramel apples are covered in caramel and not chocolate?
What the fuck?
They're european, give em a break.
Some of them have chocolate on them, too.
Won't the googly eyes come off in your ass
Yeah, so? Have you never wished you had eyes in your asshole
Where do I go to buy a minion themed dragon dildo? The promotion ended 6 months ago, I don't think they sell them anymore.
What killed the brightly colored candy stores you used to see in cities and malls probably had some contributions from "muh obesity" and "muh diabeetus," not to mention how easy it is to shoplift candy sold by the pound, which gets expensive after a while. There's also how in many places the kind of stores trying to fill that niche will market themselves as "country stores" or the like so they can diversify into a broader range of stuff.
Boutique chocolatiers, however? That's a whole 'nother thing, especially with Valentine's Day coming up in less than a month.
I have a ton of candy shops around me. English import "shoppes" and a South African candy store and a whole lot of chocolate and cupcake shacks and some bulk bin old fashioned candy stores where you buy scoopfuls of malt balls.
Living in a touristy city is alright sometimes.
I'll take u to the candy shop
now baby gurl don't u stop
You could always order costum colors.
Ye, it's what I ended up doing. I'll have to buy the googly eyes separately, but whatever.
I once killed Neil Degrasse Tyson in a duel in 1836. Nigga wanted me to vote for Van Buren. I told him I hated the Dutch and things kinda spiraled out from there. I went back to when he was still alive around 1841 because Tyler was shit and he wanted to go forward to kill Donald Trump before he could be come President. I'm not sure why he's fucking around on TV. No one will see it coming. I came back to post on 99chan.
I just watched Neil DeGrasse Tyson be a condescending ass to a very patient Ray Kurzweil.
what a cock.
Have you seen his twitter page? He reminds me of Jaden Smith
What was the reasoning of the molesters in the European New Year's eve mass molesting attack? Couldn't they tell that it would make refugees look bad? What the fuck were they doing?
I actually read an article in the paper about this the other day. Basically it's because rural Muslim men view European girls who dress modern to be sluts and asking for it, and they think it's acceptable.
>They're not pursuing the cases because they haven't found the people responsible
true and i understand that police work is something that takes time. what i am talking about is the impression that the police are making when things like classifying cases involving immigrants so they are not public come to light. they may have legitimate reasons for doing this but it does not inspire confidence.
>And you're conflating a few things here. The "coverup" was in Sweden
my apologizes, in your example you did specify german. as i have been writing i have been keeping all of europe in mind to keep in line with the article posted in the op. you are right to point out that the incidents in germany and sweden are being handled somewhat differently, but i still find the response by some politicians to be poor. on that note, it does seem that there are policies, or at the very least people, who are enabling these criminals, and i see extreme progressive ideology at the core of it.
>what we're seeing is far from "progressive fanaticism"
>What we see from Europe is a trendy culture of tolerance which does not aggressively teach the importance of secular law and institutions, especially not to immigrants
i think we may have to agree to disagree on what "progressive fanaticism" exactly is, but i do agree with your second statement. banning the hijab would seem to me a normal progressive stance, while the trendy tolerance is more "progressive" and the blind faith put into it more "fanatical" from my perspective.
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Apparently the immigrants are also sexually harassing women and shitting in public pools. How long until Europe just stops accepting them?
Just sandníggers being sandñiggers.
I guess some countries have designated shitting streets and others have designated shitting jacuzzis.