>>65559
Are you implying that that picture was taken in the early 60s?

>>65560
Yes.

Maybe he cheated on her with a white woman.

>>65571
You don't think his wife would have noticed not being pregnant or giving birth?

>>65579
Well, blacks are pretty gullible.

Worked 14.5 hours, stole some cash, bought some pills, now I'm drunk and high and am thinking about making some tasty food.

Today was a ballza day.

>>65493
where did you steal cash so casually from? work?

>>65515
Not him, but I steal things all the time at my gym. You'd be surprised at people's sense of security in a gym. It is a nice gym, though. It has individual showers. You can jerk off and it's not weird, because you don't have any unwilling audience members watching.

>>65570
Where's the fun in jerking off where no one can see you? How am I supposed to climax?

>>65088

Make a thread to brag about getting laid, then try to pretend it was just to start a conversation.

Really, man. I bet that was you asking yourself to elaborate earlier too!

What part of Japan are you in, and why are you there?

>>65585
I'm having a really difficult time deciding whether his English handwriting is worse than his Japanese characters. They both look like they were mashed onto paper by a slobbering mongoloid.

Why are you watching Orange Is The New Black instead of watching weird Japanese gameshows while you sniff some panties you bought from a vending machine?

>>65614
why not both?

>>65585
>>65592
calligraphy experts in this ITT

These paparazzi pictures of a naked Brad Pitt from the 90s.

>>65630
Where is his penis, and why are you using internet explorer?

>>65633
are you not?

rude

rude

>>65601
>>65603

Chances are you've both breathed in bear at least once in your life. And it's probably still alive, inside you, having babies and eating your dinners.

I wish all my fingers were middle finger

Every man is named Tyree, every woman is named Shawndelle.

>>65604
What could I do to increase the amount of bears in my body? I would like to be a cute little bear zoo.

>>65446
You fucking monster. I'll track you down, stick my gooey hands down your throat and tear out your heart.

I fucking hate gooey hands.

>>65607
I've had too many incidents involving accidentally pissing all over myself or my friends' bathrooms. I always sit down when I've been drinking because those are exactly the times when you piss yourself and "maybe if I just drench my pants with water people will think the sink exploded on me or something" sounds like an excellent idea.

>>65607
i pierced my d so now without jewelry i have 2 streams at right angles. it's a fucking mess if i don't sit down

>>65704
Please film yourself peeing standing up with no jewelry!

>>65709
If he actually does it, could we give this gentleman his own token as a reward?

I'd like to see him piss while pinching his urethra shut, so the urine all comes out the piercing hole.

>>65681
You're a fucking idiot.

>>65684
You're fucking an idiot.

>>65692
You fuck idiotically

>>65682
> In the 90s, it was okay to eat meat in the West as long as you said bismillah beforehand.
What the hell are you talking about? You're clearly talking out of your ass, peoples beliefs didn't change in the past few decades, that's just something a particular portion believes.

>>65736

You're stupid if you think religion is immune to fads.

Oh, yeah, gay stuff, hell yeah. Mmm, gay stuff and butt. Hell yeah.

>>65734
Well, women of vanuatu tend to have saggy breasts.

>>65742
What they may lack in gravity-defying breasts, they more than make up in with heart.

>>65726
It is impressive how their ballsacks are almost entirely free of wrinkles.

>>65746
How goddamn wrinkly is your nasty ass ball sack? Jesus. Take a picture. I want to see if your junk looks like a Shar Pei with a cock on its forehead staring at me, you jive ass turkey.

Jeez, that guy has got to be the worst Red Lantern ever.

pretty fucking boss. thanks for asking.

>>65800
p ballza. welcome back

corgip is pigroc backwards

the corgi would obviously win. pigs are lazy toothless creatures

>>65693 here.
In response to >>65735, I'm from Kitimat, on the BC coast(Fuck Enbridge, btw)Which, along with Edmonton, is geographically more around the middle of the country than truly in the North, to be fair. Still much farther North than the majority of the population though.
Anyway, yeah, it also bugs me when Southerners refer to themselves as Northerners, especially people from Victoria or Toronto, who live below the 49th parallel.
I'd post another hooker.. but again, that last one pretty much taps out my whole, European country sized, region.

>>65819
Why would you attempt to use the word "whereby" when you clearly aren't sure how to use it correctly?

>>65834
Had I not made a glaring typographical error, this grammatical error wouldn't've occurred. Which brings me to my next point: why would you point THAT out? And my final point: because you're a pretentious cornsock, and want everyone in Canada to know, that you know, how to use "whereby" in a sentence. A rich harvest to you and your congregation, reverend.

>>65845
No, I'm with him. You tried to sound eloquent and brainy and it backfired. Just look it up and do it right next time. It's ok. Just change out "whereby" with "in which" and that may help you out. Won't always be correct, but, meh.
"Laundry is a process IN WHICH one's clothing is cleaned."

And maybe I'm just not seeing it, but I have no idea what typo could make that correct.

>>65845
Your weird, stilted language aside, it was just an attempt to help you. When you use "fancy words" incorrectly among the general masses, you'll be fine. But why not expand your conversational base by actually learning how to use these words? It will broaden horizons.

>>65685
Congratulations. You will be completely incontinent by your 30th birthday.

>>65688
That's ballza news for my diaper fetish

>>65688
the anus is amazingly elastic. you might be surprised at what it can do. mine continues to surprise me despite all of the things i have put in it.

>>65699

The anus may be willing but the heart may protest.

>>65703
I imagine his last words were "I REGRET NOTHING" for some reason.

I heard that Neopets was a front for Scientology and that they tried to sneak in minor doctrinal points like "look at how the bad guy is an alien psychiatrist."

>>65295
I heard that too but I'm pretty sure that was just bullshit spread by 4ds. I don't think the bad guy was a psychiatrist.

Heh, I think these are funny. Moslems are 8 balls, japan only attacks people from behind, poland talks shit. Hilarious.

Also, as an American I'm surprised I actually was able to tell who all these countries were. It's the one ballza thing that's ever come of my daily reading of the BBC.

I found this one.

>>65805
;_;

>>65631
I wouldn't really call it a meme. They're just simple comics based on stereotypes of the countries involved. For example, there are lots that play on the idea of Germans being closet-Nazis, and the Brit ball is drawn with a monocle and top hat.

It's just fun, silly political humour.

>>65755
White British make up less than 50% of London's population.

>I'm not really sure what you're talking about but we can't really look to other countries on this issue because there is no apt comparison, and when there is something that gets close, it tends to end in shittiness that we don't want to emulate.

They look at us as an example of shittiness, so both parties can't be right. Honestly, if you only look at "ballza" examples, you're just whitewashing over reality.

>Europeans are really ballza at hating other whites, of course, but when it comes to blacks and sand people living in their countries they don't even

Yeah, no.

>>65869
You think that suddenly makes these Negroes French?

>There are many Parisians with African ancestry who have lived in Paris for more generations than native, white Parisians.

The difference is that those native White Parisians are transplants from other regions of France and these Africans are transplants from, well, Africa. Imagine if some guy breaks into your house and takes a nap in your living room while you're in the bathroom, then when you leave the bathroom and go to the living room the guy says "hey m8 I've been in the living room longer so this is my house now :^)".

>>65901
I think the point was just that there aren't that many native Parisians with longstanding ancestry in Paris. But by your example, the only real Americans are Native Americans and much of Europe is occupied by false people as well. Actually the only real people would be Africans. So, real people colonized Paris, not fake French.

>>65931
Well no. Whites and blacks have been in America for about the same amount of time and have the same amount of connection to the land, and you killed all the Indians anyway so it's kind of a moot point. And yes if you go back far enough all humans come from Africa but that seems like such an arbitrary point to stop at. Go back even further and we're all free-floating molecules of RNA in a primordial ocean. Check your multicellular privilege you eukaryotic shitlord.

>>65931

They were killed by their own government. Which filled out its power base with transplants from rural communities, who were more politically reliable.

http://www.clausewitz.com/readings/Jacobsen-TheWarOfTheCommune14.htm

>>65777
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human%E2%80%93animal_marriage

>>65959

I once married a dog, and she and I still live happily in Croatia. You may call our lifestyle wrong, but we are a proud couple with a happy, long life ahead of us. Well. I do.

It works. My friends wife does it and gets quite a bit.

>>65987
How does it work? Is the cause or project they want to fund "paying my water bill"?

>>66001
I'm not that guy but I suspect a few people in my town do it. Basically after a heavy rainfall or something like that you make up a sob story. For example, your basement flooded and the insurance won't cover it and you lost all these family pictures and furniture and waah waah you need money. Or you know, something like that. You lost your job due to the recession, the banks are being mean to you and you need money, etc. People will just throw money at you because of this whole mentality that we can fix the entire world by donating money instead of caring.

I suppose this is more along the lines of a scam than panhandling but whatever.

>>65961

>>we

lol, you weren't even alive you fucking idiot

>>65996
I was born July 24th, 1923, in Bozeman, Montana, you dirt bag. I hope you dramatically trip and fall where nobody can hear you.

>>65955
I want to see that mans nightmares. His and junji itous, maybe shintaro kagos as well.

>>65950
>His name is Paul Robertson.
You sure his name is not Robert Paulson?

>>65998

Bullshit. Women fight far dirtier than men. You'd be lucky to beat up two women.

there's zero chance of you surviving against ten physically able adult humans regardless of their gender or physical abilities you do realize that right

Is this thread because of that new UFC reality show with bitches and lesbians?

>>66039
i can't believe tecia torres is out in the first round.
bummed

>>66043
I think that Randa is going to win it.

I smoked a blunt and took a shot at midnight last night

Oh, I've been posting about how the US deserved it, because of world meddling on various forums just to rile people up. I'm actually very sad about the loss of life.

knock knock
who's there
9/11
9/11 who
you said you'd never forget

>>66044
;_;

I was feeling poorly, so I drew this poorly.