Just fucked a friend of mine I wasn't sure was interested in me until tonight. What did you do tonight brothers in anonhood?
Went to this party, talked to a bunch of people, smoked a lot, barely drank at all (I don't like alcohol all that much) and on my way out I ran into someone I hadn't seen in years and had no reason to see again. When I went to sleep I had a dream three girls who were there at that party were into me (I know most of the people who were there because you know, connections and whatnot). I hated it.
made a fire ass smoothie, drank some wine, watched The Ricky Gevais show, got high, and browsed the internet. not a bad night.
I farted several times tonight.
Elaborate, OP.
>>65110 Well we had hung out a few times previously, usually alone for several hours at a time, always enjoying each other's company more than usual. I've always felt like I could let my guard down around her more than for most people, but didn't really think about fucking her. I noticed a lot of sexy attributes about her but always thought she was "not my type" or something. We started talking on facebook and I sent her a terrifying drawing I did in high school, she sent me an adorable comic from her teenagerhood drawn about her first sexual experience. I told her it gave me an angst boner and we started talking about sex and realized we wanted to fuck. Turns out touching her feels like electricity and eternity and we had an amazing time. It was my first time in about a year and I've only had one sexual partner previously so I was pretty satisfied that I got over most of my barriers with it and was able to get out of my head and enjoy it. Love it, even. I'm gunna screw her tomorrow.
Got off work, talked to this chick on the phone and made plans for this weekend, ate some Bagel Bites, played Battlefield 4, and jerked off. Not a bad night.
>>65141 What kind of Bagel Bites?
I drank a bunch of tequila and am now watching television. I do this most nights. I love it.
>>65144 What kind of tequila?
Woke up at 11 pm, masturbated, smoked a couple cigarettes, went to the store for some snacks, came home, read some manga, masturbated again, ate my snacks, played New Vegas for a bit, typed this post and pressed "Reply".
Just got up, went to the gym and bought food for the two day hike i will be doing tomorrow and on saturday Now i will relax in the reeking pigsty that is my flat and play metro last light Food for today is a tarte flambee.
>>65150 Yeah, actually I played Touhou 13 and not New Vegas. I didn't want you guys to bully me and call me a weeb since I already said I was reading manga.
What did her cooch smell like?
>>65145 Sauza
I am devising a plan on fucking my ex's bisexual boyfriend who she left me for to get back at her. My main hurdle is I consider the idea gross, since I'm not gay. But this girl really broke my heart, so I think I could just muscle through it.
Some meth and a porn marathon.
jerking off to this tumblr blog http://realbarbielifts.com/tagged/me
>>65154 Blue cheese and insecticide.
oooh, pix plz
>>65211 Christ, she could be a playboy model. I am dying of jealousy.
>>65211 I would DESTROY her. She's hot as a mother fucking pre hep c, pre vegan Pamela Anderson.
>>65220 You clearly haven't seen the caliber of Playboy models these days.
>>65239 That's what the Heff likes, so that's what appears in the magazines.
Yeah, Heff fucks all the playmates. The man is some kind of genius. He built his brand around debauching women in a stylish, trendy way. And bitches are into it.
Heff proves truly how far medications have come that manage the symptoms of HIV.
>>65236 I recall reading my ads old playboy/penthouse magazines and whatnot that he would leave in strategic locations, I always hated playboy, but penthouse had some wicked art in it, plus dem stories.
i love penthouse for the porn, but i learned how to shave from an article in a playboy magazine when i was like 10
I remember fapping to my mom's cosmopolitan magazines when I was a kid.
>>65262 Dear Cosmopolitan: What is wrong with you Sincerely: A penis owner.
rude
>>65262 >>65275 Yeah, I read that article on Cracked too.
>>65275 deathgrip is real though and some girls will just barely and gently grasp it like they're afraid it'll bite if they startle it or squeeze too hard
>>65281 i thought deathgrip broke up after niggas on the moon came out
Worked 14.5 hours, stole some cash, bought some pills, now I'm drunk and high and am thinking about making some tasty food. Today was a ballza day.
>>65493 where did you steal cash so casually from? work?
>>65515 Not him, but I steal things all the time at my gym. You'd be surprised at people's sense of security in a gym. It is a nice gym, though. It has individual showers. You can jerk off and it's not weird, because you don't have any unwilling audience members watching.
>>65570 Where's the fun in jerking off where no one can see you? How am I supposed to climax?
>>65088 Make a thread to brag about getting laid, then try to pretend it was just to start a conversation. Really, man. I bet that was you asking yourself to elaborate earlier too!