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75242 No. 75242 hide quickreply [Reply]
Call and place an order for an integrand in the next fifteen minutes and get a differential operator thrown in for FREE!

Heh hue heh heh heh.....

.....kek kek........


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75031 No. 75031 hide expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
Who are you voting for?
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>> No. 75233
>>75228
Yeah sloth the Roman Empire was around for a long fucking time. Both those statements you made were both true and false at different times during the Empire's existence.
>> No. 75235
>>75191
>You even say that you only like him because 'John Millbank isn't running', when John Milbank is not only a christian theologian, but wasn't even born in the US and so isn't eligible to run.

You act as though his nationality is the reason why voting for John Millbank as president would be absurd. I suspect you've never heard of him before.

>You probably even think rand is on the liberal end of the candidates just because his policy statements tend that way. He has the most conservative voting record of any of the candidates in the republican primary.

You somehow seem to think I'm not a conservative. Are you one of those narcissistic, daily show-watching jackoffs that are totally incapable of understanding how someone can have a different worldview from you?

>>75211

>people are just saying the same things they did when it was Irish and Italians and Chinese and Blacks and Swedish or whatever the fuck ages ago. It's using the same arguments, taking advantage of the same xenophobia, invoking the same toxic nationalism, and it all peters out when economies get better and those sneaky immigrants don't eat your children in your sleep.

Or when those immigrants assimilate and become functionally American. Which is what happened with the Swedes and Irish and Italians (I don't recall mass immigration of blacks to America??) and what is not happening with Muslims in Europe and happening only slowly to Latinos.

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>> No. 75236
>>75235
>Or when those immigrants assimilate and become functionally American. Which is what happened with the Swedes and Irish and Italians (I don't recall mass immigration of blacks to America??) and what is not happening with Muslims in Europe and happening only slowly to Latinos.

Latinos in general have assimilated the best and the fastest of most previous groups, it does get easier when people aren't flinging shit at you all day. Illegal immigrants only seem like they're assimilating "slowly" because you're living in it. It took us around 80 years to get used to the fact that some people in the US were going to be Catholic.

>Absolute horseshit. You've just outed yourself as a prissy white suburbanite with no actual encounters with the lower classes.

And you outed yourself as someone who is so narcissistic (boner for Trump starts to make sense) that you think you can judge someone's basic character and life experience from one sentence on an anonymous forum.

Look, I DO have to compete with immigrants, and it's annoying. They're completely legal H1-B immigrants from east Asia and India chosen not because they do better work but because they can be better controlled. Illegal immigrants, by and large, do not work as truck drivers or any skilled labor job, they work no-skill jobs that require a lot of people. I'm truly sorry if you've found yourself having to compete directly with these people for jobs, but that only means you have no other marketable skills. If you did, you might have to compete not with illegals, but completely legal immigrants no one talks about. But I don't mind so much, if I can't present myself as a better candidate than someone not even from the country, then I figure that's my own fault.

>So, when I call it an ass-backwards shithole of a country I'm a bigot in the wrong, but when you're saying it's a shithole it's A-OK?

I never personally called you a bigot, but there is a difference between saying "a country has problems and might be shit" and "I want to fuck all illegal immigrants and the President of Mexico to death".

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75237
rude
>> No. 75238
>>75236
>Latinos in general have assimilated the best and the fastest of most previous groups, it does get easier when people aren't flinging shit at you all day. Illegal immigrants only seem like they're assimilating "slowly" because you're living in it. It took us around 80 years to get used to the fact that some people in the US were going to be Catholic.

Haha, actually yeah. I should probably go ahead and let you down and admit I agree with you. I don't think they're assimilating as quickly as you think (and I think the anti-immigrant sentiment is actually helpful for assimilation; as in Texas a lot of mexicans are very immigrated, but in the progressive and liberal California you have a lot of cholo subculture and la raza hooligans that just aren't nearly as prevalent here) but I do like hispanic immigrants and I have no problem with allowing them in, it's just we should limit it so that foreign agents don't have such a significant political influence over our elections and economy.

>And you outed yourself as someone who is so narcissistic (boner for Trump starts to make sense) that you think you can judge someone's basic character and life experience from one sentence on an anonymous forum.

Presumptuous, maybe. And I don't have a boner for trump? I literally said I think he could be the next hitler.

>Look, I DO have to compete with immigrants, and it's annoying. They're completely legal H1-B immigrants from east Asia and India chosen not because they do better work but because they can be better controlled. Illegal immigrants, by and large, do not work as truck drivers or any skilled labor job, they work no-skill jobs that require a lot of people.

Truck driver is not skilled labor job and you just don't seem at all to understand blue collar work. It's like Dirty Jobs, most of these jobs are just hard on your body, like construction. There are plenty of white people working them, I see them all the time.

>I'm truly sorry if you've found yourself having to compete directly with these people for jobs, but that only means you have no other marketable skills. If you did, you might have to compete not with illegals, but completely legal immigrants no one talks about. But I don't mind so much, if I can't present myself as a better candidate than someone not even from the country, then I figure that's my own fault.

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74773 No. 74773 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
My name is Stephen Lynx and I have been working on a new chan engine for a few months now. I noticed a while ago how the current technology available for chan owners ranges from bad to unsatisfactory. The issues varies between bad performance, outdated codebases, outdated technologies, incomplete features, lacking documentation and so on.

So I decided to write an engine that would fit both chans that allow and disallow user-owned boards, that would run well for both small and large chans, that would be easy to configure, deploy and interact with.

And so was born LynxChan, an engine that is all I wish to use as a chan user and I aim to make it also everything a chan owner wishes to have as a tool to his site. The 99chan staff has demonstrated strong interest in adopting it too, so here I am.

I run a demo instance at lynxhub.com with all of its features enabled and I can be reached on IRC, #lynxchan @ irc.rizon.net
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>> No. 74808
>>74804
Btw, you can check the logs over lynxhub.com/logs.js to look for the entry of the deletion.
>> No. 74907
New release: 1.2.0
>> No. 75135
kod, someone dude got so butthurt over me saying PHP is deprecated over 7chan's irc that I got banned from the whole network.
>> No. 75190
>>75135
Kod? Is Kod back??
>> No. 75208
>>74773
When you say the engine is thirty times faster than PHP, is that a native feature of node.js? How did you do it?

What benefits are there to Mongodb, other than node compatibility?

I applaud the effort to implement server side javascript, as I browse with scripts disabled.


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71858 No. 71858 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
I feel like the whole ISIS internet PR war thing backfired horribly and now they're just a laughing stock among all the tech-savvy 18-34 year old frustrated unemployed single males that were their main target to begin with.
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75118
Oh. Looks like Sally's been doxxed pretty thoroughly, actually.

https://www.cyberguerrilla.org/a/2013/?p=12287

This is interesting, though. One of her favorite images on DA was the anonymous logo. Jeez, how the heck did a woman like her end up with ISIS?

http://web.archive.org/web/20121006164649/http://catgel.deviantart.com/
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75119
From the terrorist's zazzle shop. I had to post it because the bad grammar on her "My hair may be blonde... but my brains not! got it! " poster amused me.
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75170
>>72199

One of the problems is you start to forget context in these situations. Simply allowing Christian refugees won't work, because most Mexican refugees are Christians and Christian Trump is building a wall to keep them out.
>> No. 75185
>>71946
Fucking this.
All U.S does is just sucking up for these jewrats.
>> No. 75186
>>75170
The thing about American Protestants like Trump is that pretty much since they started taking the liner notes in the Scofield Reference Bible seriously they've ranged from crypto-Zionism to open Zionism in their beliefs at the expense of Christian beliefs.

So yes, Middle Eastern Christians will frighten American Protestants with scary concepts like being in churches with actual history and worshiping Jesus instead of supporting the religion that took credit for letting Jesus get murdered.

I heard that Zionist evangelical churches were growing in popularity in Mexico. If they do overtake the Catholics there then the USA won't mind having more Protestant buttbuddies, but until then they're all evil brown drug-dealing murderous rapists.


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75092 No. 75092 hide quickreply [Reply]
I am glad to find the Holy 99 is still alive. Best Chan there is. I am also glad to be back.
And I'm still Mexican.
Not that I tried to acquire a new nationality or anything.

What is going on these days, guys?
>> No. 75095
Mostly tearing out the anuses of Mexicans on Trump's direct order. You'll be okay, though, so long as you have the Trump Secret Decoder Ring, you'll be deemed a "ballza one" and you'll just be forced to do gay things.
>> No. 75098
penis
>> No. 75100
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75100
is it just webm that's broken, just that thread, or what
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75159
The first post I made on the new lynx 99chan got me banned for a month.

I considered going into my staff account to delete the ban but felt that would be unethical and unfair to the mod who banned me because hoo boy was I shitposting


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75144 No. 75144 hide quickreply [Reply]
hi 99chan I am so confused right now today first I killed a falcoln with my bare hands then this dog jumped out of nowhere like in a childrens movie and knocked me to the ground and I had to wrestle that off me, after that I sort of dusted myself off. And stood up. Looked around me at the vast expanse of the wal-mart parking lot I had woken up in next to a pile of bricks and a empty pail of water. Which has my shit in it by now as I'm being kept hostage by a ring of riflemen about half of htem on top of the wal-mart and a couple more in the woods to my left and the big red pickup truck about 150 or so feet in front of me. I'm not sure what I did to deserve this.
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75158
I had a dream that I was in a storage locker building and they had these elevators that you would take up to your locker and each floor was like a rave or party with different themes and one of the floors was halloween themed and these hot girls with white-out contacts and fangs descended on our elevator as we rose through the floor on our platform while loud music and colorful strobe lights blazed everywhere.

It was a cool dream.

I don't know what I was storing.


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74851 No. 74851 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
99chan, would you like to talk shit about gypsies?

Why are gypsies so awful?
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>> No. 75063
>>75061
Gypsies generally flat out refuse to work with the system, though. They refuse to get normal jobs because begging is part of their culture.
>> No. 75066
>>75063
Gypsies are a slightly different case than Jews or blacks or whoever, due to not hellza having a country or nation to call their own and being historically nomadic. Still, the begging and stealing didn't come from nowhere, the rich people let the gypsies in originally for any number of reasons, those same rich people turn around and oppress them and the xenophobic culture ensures they stay poor no matter what they do, so stealing and begging becomes their resort. They stay poor for so long that begging and stealing effectively become part of their culture, and the patterns repeat themselves, making sure the working class always blame someone other than the rich people for their personal problems.
>> No. 75067
>>75066
They had a country of their own, they largely came from northern India through the Ottoman Empire into Europe. The word "gypsy" reflects a common folk belief from the time that they came from Egypt, but in fact they did not.

When you are kicked out of fucking India for being a bunch of disgusting subhumans then maybe the time has come to consider that the problem is not everyone else but you. Gypsies are not capable of such introspection though, due to said subhumanism.
>> No. 75069
>>75067
That origin story is not a matter of fact, and chances are they have been incredibly Euro-ized over the centuries. Like most out-groups there are problems that they can fix internally, but there's a reason that despite centuries of people bitching about gyspies, they're still everywhere doing their thing.

It's because the rich need a small but significant group of brownish poor people (or big-nosed rich people who aren't the dominant rich people) to scapegoat every now and then and kick up racial tensions. Like clockwork.
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75130
I like to watch awful "reality" shows because they're obviously scripted to a pretty heavy extent and it makes for a very surreal experience. Particularly the ones about trashy people are interesting.

There's a show I watch sometimes called My Big Fat Gypsy wedding and it's pretty ridiculous how these people act and dress. It's also very sad to me because the girls only care about getting married and the wedding day as basically the only thing that will ever be important in their lives.

I've never known any Gyspsy/Romani/Travelers/whatever, but if my experience with shitty reality TV is any indication, it seems to be a pretty fucked up culture.

>>75066
A similar thing happened with the Jews. When they first established communities in Europe, many times they were forbidden from performing any type of proper job, which left them with money-lending as their only source of income. As such, hundreds of years of handling money, loaning money, and collecting interest became a skill among the community, which simultaneously earned them a reputation as greedy.

Sad cycle and I would bet it's the same situation with the Gypsy. Don't let them perform any type of job so they beg until the cultural skill becomes begging.


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75106 No. 75106 hide quickreply [Reply]
So it's 4ds birthday today. I admittedly have been going there pretty much exclusively for the last 3 years or so to talk about comics and video games since our boards were so slow. But anyway, I got to reminiscing about classic 99chan threads and I realized that I have somehow lost almost all of my saved images relating to this place and I've been here since the beginning. Seriously, I've missed you crazy motherhooligans.

There are some things I'll probably never be able to find again, like that video of the guy cumming on the centipede or the Entertaining Dinner song. So if you have screencaps of planet threads or trucks spilling their loads or just threads/interactions of note, please share them.
>> No. 75107
I have the video of the centipede guy rubbing his d on dead ants, but I am abroad at the moment. I'll upload it for you when I get home.

You should come to the next 99con.
>> No. 75108
Did you miss our piss beer thread? That was pretty glorious. One of us managed to brew some booze with a plastic bottle full of urine and some yeast.
>> No. 75121
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75121
>>75108
I keep seeing references to it while looking through all of the last 2 years of /b/. It's kinda cool that I hellza didn't miss anything considering there are still threads from early 2014 up.

It sounds pretty rad though.
>> No. 75122
>>75107
Did you guys actually meet up? I haven't done secret santa in years and Ive been on the FB group for forever but I ended up having to remove it from messenger because I would be in meetings or some other dumb shit and pictures of ds would pop up on my phone.


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73891 No. 73891 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Remember that gif of a girl in the shower who winks at the camera?
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>> No. 74443
>>74437
Yeah the big difference between those two groups was geographic and economic - first a bunch of young professionals who get bi-monthly haircuts and have lived in NY for 5 years but have never been to Harlem; then a bunch of art weirdos with bad tattoos who had no money and lived in multiracial neighbourhoods. In addition to the socioeconomic differences there was also just a different tribal identity between the two groups, different values, and a different lifestyle.

I live in a city that's 33% Chinese but I don't have a single Asian friend, though I did fuck a girl from Taiwan for a while.
>> No. 74444
>>74443
Hey I'm from the Chinese government, happy fun internet information battarion for justice, and I would just like to point out that Taiwan is part of China so you should say "I fucked a girl from China" because that is for the ballza times. ballza ruck and have a pleasant worker's day.
>> No. 74466
>>74444
Thank you for the correction, hardworking representative of the benevolent government of the People's Republic of China.
>> No. 74784
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74784
rude
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>>74443

Thai chicks are the hottest!

>>73908

That is a hellza ballza question.
Im guessing is something about the complexity of the situation. When you have so scare oportunity of doing things right you just don't want to screw up AT ALL.


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75080 No. 75080 hide quickreply [Reply]
howdoiirc?

plshelp.

iminchina,maybethat'smyproblem.

I'm assuming the IRC details in the FAQ is correct, however webchat is blocked/too slow so I can't confirm any correct configurations.

Pic unrelated.
>> No. 75094
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75094
I believe you need a computer, friend. You also need some way to research information such as an encyclopedia, assorted books, some hellza knowledgeable acquaintances or something among those lines.
Also, the ability to follow instructions will come in handy, no doubt. I'm sure you have the moral fiber in you! Go and make is proud.
>> No. 75102
Fixed, everyone go back home, we're ok
>> No. 75105
>>75094
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAt
>> No. 75111
>>75105

Ever had an abscess?
Don't let that shit grow too much or they'll gangrene and then you'll have a big hole like that.


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74958 No. 74958 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
best
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>> No. 74969
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74969
https://newyork.craigslist.org/search/cas?query=frum

I just want to let yall know that orthodox jews like sex too
>> No. 75006
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75006
If I had to pick: see pic
>> No. 75025
>>74963
No no no, It's to crush your enemies and see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
>> No. 75070
>>75025
Why do you always take his side!? He's not even related to you, he's just some guy! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!!
>> No. 75089
Is this what we are doing today? Fighting?


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75073 No. 75073 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Hey what's going on guys does anyone who speaks what has got to be Chinese want to help me out here and tell me what this thing I just bought means? Not going to wear it unless I know hat it means at least give me credit for that
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>> No. 75075
>>75074
thank you the aesthetic became very important to me
>> No. 75076
i know you can fucking read it backwards i was trying to be courteous
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75077
>>75074
holy shitballs you were right tysfm ur da best <3
>> No. 75078
How would someone write "I am retarded" in chinese?
>> No. 75079
>>75078
我很二/我是傻逼/我很笨


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75055 No. 75055 hide quickreply [Reply]
Now that there's water on Mars, would you water ski on Mars?
>> No. 75056
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75056
Martians don't waterski.
>> No. 75064
I feel like they told us there was water on mars like...a decade ago or something.
>> No. 75065
Would you play skinny dipping marco polo on mars?


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74809 No. 74809 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
/a/ is dead, let's discuss Burmese sock puppets in this thread.

Why is Umaru angrily eating an ice cream cone so cute?
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>> No. 74935
Yeah fall generally looks pretty bad. Hopefully a few of them will be pleasant surprises, otherwise I'll be watching older anime.
>> No. 74944
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74944
Would you watch an anime about cute girls joining ISIS?
>> No. 74947
>>74944
Only if it had the right staff behind it. I will watch whatever sick thing Ume-tentei does the character designs for.
>> No. 74970
Who else loves Tasogare Otome x amnesia?
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75053
rude


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74965 No. 74965 hide quickreply [Reply]
What's the name of that symbol?
It refers any anime?
>> No. 75011
>>74965
shadow of the colossus
>> No. 75018
boku no pico
>> No. 75030
naruto


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74447 No. 74447 hide expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
99chan, in an effort to increase speed, user experience and security is thinking about moving to a new non-shit platform called TinyIB. This will look essentially the same, act essentially the same but work much more smoothly.

I suppose I am asking, what do you think of archiving this particular instance of 99chan and starting anew with few boards (10 max initially) and moving from there.

Opinions? Please, do give your opinions.
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74696
>>74654
JAB COMIX are FBI.
>> No. 74697
That name is tongue-in-cheek. JAB comix are specifically disallowed on that board because they come around and DMCA us for it, iirc.
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74731
>>74621
Yes.

Yes, I suppose I did.
>> No. 74971
bring back lopan

(USER WAS FOUND GUILTY OF TREASON)
>> No. 75020
board update when?


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72008 No. 72008 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
The common man is consistently fucked over throughout history. What other 20somethings out there have taken to lifting what's needed?
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>> No. 72287
>>72268
I'd also like to say I never meant to imply that breaking out of society is an exclusively right-wing thing. Just that any discussion I've ever seen of the subject on an imageboard (except this one :3) is primarily, if not exclusively, inundated with right wing survivalist viewpoints, as if that were the default of alternative living.

For example, someone starts a thread saying they are frustrated with the idea of having a job and feel claustrophobic in society's expectations of how to live one's life or feel a lot of pressure to go to university or whatever other big-ish picture thing and there will be some response about how if they don't like it they should move to the woods, build a shack, and grow their own food and make sure to have a handgun to defend your property.

That's a caricatured summary but I see it fair bit.
>> No. 72307
>>72285
>If I were to sum up this post, I'd say that it's not (necessarily) about escaping money or the need for money or rejecting all social ties and structures. It's about having a maximum amount of self-determination, a maximum amount of self-directed time.

That's understandable enough. If you don't mind living very modestly in some ways you can live off a fairly small income without working your ass off. Part of it is just time management, though. Many young people including myself have trouble with it when it comes to actually working a real schedule.

>Like the necessity you list of "paying bills." Why is that a necessity?

If you want electricity or running water, you're paying bills. I guess you can run all of your own electricity off of a generator, but that would end up being more expensive. You don't need a pile of bills, of course from a dozen different sources.

What you want is reasonably possible to get if you forgo things like kids and probably long-term relationships (unless you happen to find the dream spouse who shares the same goals as you), but it still might not happen all at once, some jobs might be cooler and might be more your speed but you might need experience for them.
>> No. 72325
  >>72307
I feel you on the time management front, though it's harder to make ballza use of free time when you have so much less of it. I'd rather struggle with discipline in too much free time than struggle with relaxing and having time to think in not enough free time.

My goal right now is to work toward a situation where i have a small live/work studio space where I can make all the mess and noise I need to. It's tough, but I don't mind living in shitty neighborhoods or not being super central so that opens up options. My girlfriend and I have also been talking about moving to a less central, more rural area but that has a new set of challenges when it comes to having to travel to the city. I'm looking for the dream of the best for less, I guess, and it's been a challenge. In the meantime, I'm paying close to twice the rent I'd like to be...

<-- Seeing this video of Brian Chippendale from Lightning Bolt/Black Pus showing his mill space hit pretty close to home for me

The real challenge I think will be living minimally/frugally while also having as much freedom and flexibility to travel as I want. Getting to a point artistically where people want to fly you out for gigs or whatever is very, very difficult, but I know quite a few musicians who have utilized government grants that cover travel expenses or provide tour funding for artists and musicians, which apparently aren't terribly difficult to get and make it considerably easier to break even or make a small profit from touring internationally. Although, on principal, I'd kind of like to be free from govt grants as well, though they are a virtually-necessary and very helpful semi-permanent stepping stone.

I'm rambling a bit, but if you can't tell, I'm trying to work this out for myself as much as articulate it in response to your posts.

As for your specific points, kids aren't anywhere on the horizon (at this point) and my girlfriend has no problem with me living with no furniture amid a mountain of casios, drums, samplers, canvasses, prints, paper cutouts, etc etc... I already basically live like that (except that I have 4 rooms instead of 1 and all that extra rent to pay!) and she likes it. She's very supportive and has some pretty lofty plans for travel, free living, etc, though she struggles with family pressure and a greater desire for financial security than I do. Her parents are a lawyer and a teacher, while mine are a woman who lived in a truck for 10 years and a guy who still goes to drone shows.

With the "why bills?" thing, I was thinking more about internet, hot showers (though I love me a nice bath), car payments, student debt that was acquired at 18 because going to post-secondary education was just the thing to do less than electricity or water.
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> The common man is consistently fucked over throughout history.
You've obviously never read Joseph Heller's Catch 22.
It's not a coloring book but don't let that put you off.


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Have you ever grown close to someone from a culture very different to your own? My mother is dating a muslim man from India. He grew up there, he still lives there and he has never traveled in his life. He is my best stepdad so far and our cultural differences can be pretty funny. I would like to talk about them.

He is convinced that the jews did 911.

Hearing anything about pork makes him nauseous.

He thinks that when you cough, you die momentarily.

He had never seen a thermometer before my mother showed him one. He felt that taking his own temperature was a thrilling experience. I suspect that if we told him about the existence of anal thermometers he wouldn't believe us.

He has never tasted apple pie and didn't know that blackberries are actual berries.

He has sacrificed several goats to various people. at the moment his father is in the hospital, so last week he went to a nearby village and sacrificed a goat in hopes that it would help him heal.

Every few days he says something impossibly silly by American standards and it's just adorable. I hope he'll be able to move here some day. Have you ever had a similar experience, anon?
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>On average I think the best way to fit in most of religion is by doing one thing that is completly common to each religion "treat other like you would like to be treated"

>"treat other like you would like to be treated"

Well, Indian stepdad believes non-muslims should be taxed for not following the "one true religion".
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>>69082
The rulers from the different Indian sultanates before and up to the Mughals also did some kind of scholarly gymnastics to get Hindus classified as Dhimmi "people of the book" so they could just tax them and not have to holocaust them.
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>>69125
The principal expressed in this post is the basis of one of my favorite pieces of music and definitely my favorite nasheed, Alhamdulillah by Dawud Wharnsby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJP1om-7skM

It's one of the few songs that legitimately gives me shivers and I ain't even Muslim.
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Indian stepdad doesn't believe in infertility and doesn't understand in vitro fertilization. When told that a friend of my mom's had fertility problems and was planning to get preggo with bought sperm, he suggested shipping her a husband from India.
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>>68169
We had the Indian president here in OZ a year or so ago.
He pointed out that India had more Christians tha we did and more Moslems than Pakistan did.
We didn't point out that they had the majority of the world's Hindus.


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the japs want a republican prez cuz they think he will be stronger on the aggressive chinks makin power moves
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Billy Waugh watched him for months for the CIA and apparently had chances to kill him but was told not to. He jogged by bin Laden's compound every morning.
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>>73710
What you have to keep in mind with that is how the USA had different foreign policy objectives at the time. Among those objectives was pissing off the Soviet Union, and mujahideen stirring shit up in Afghanistan had that same goal, so of course they got along in the 80s.
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The Romans had stated policy goals of fucking up with Persian hegemony, and boy did that backfire in a way that, you know, almost completely ended civilization as we knew it.

The parallels are eerily similar.
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The first American president to visit China was Nixon, a Republican.
China and the GOP have a lot in common. Keep the little people in their place. Money has privelige, etc.


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What would your ideal life be like?
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The year is 2007. The Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland are now unified under the name of The Independent Republic Of Ériu and has been topping the charts of least religious nations on Earth for years. I live in Dublin with a gorgeous, creative (though not necessarily "artsy") and energetic Danish girl who speaks four languages and is always eager to listen to me banging on about music and books and films and the kind of crap I like. She enjoys staying in on weekends and taking part in my many inane little projects and always always gets the best weed from her friends (who are all either unattractive but affable women or gay men who aren't loud queens) and, of course, likes getting freaky in bed. The rainy season lasts only a few sparse months throughout the year and instead we get clear blue skies most days (although it snows a lot during the winter). We have no neighbours and three bikes (in case one gets fucked). Our house doesn't have plumbing or power-related issues. Ever. We have four rooms. One, the biggest, we share. The other we turned into a multi-purpose studio complete with soundproof walls and the other two are our individual rooms because hey, sometimes we just need to be alone.

Even thought I have a PhD on physics and maths, I work half-time at a factory as a welder and I'm so ballza at what I do that I get paid enough to cover all necessities and finance our projects and the few luxuries we like to indulge in (mainly spending ridiculous amount of money on albums, musical instruments and books), althought I do agree to give a lecture every now and then at the local University. Similarly, she has a doctorate on chemistry and biology, but prefers teaching French and German to either old people or high schoolers (but not at our place; fuck that). We have a small but homely garden and one, maybe two cats at most. Every summer we travel through Europe (mostly by train) and every once and again we go somewhere exotic or visit eachother's native home and family (though in my case I try to make it as briefly as possible; there's a reason I left this place and people behind. I keep joking that we'll stop visiting once my mother dies, but deep down I'm serious). Every so often we have a fight that usually starts as awful existential crises that invariably result in an exercise in strengthening our relationship.

Occasionally we get lightly involved with the local art scene, mostly pertaining to music and literature, but we make a point of avoiding any and all ties to other people and their inevitable political agenda/"deep" philosophical thoughts. Everyone's nice enough, bar the inevitable insufferable cunt who wants to convert everyone to their political/philosophical stance. I usually put an end to their diatribe via knuckles to the jaw. She gets mad about it while in public but is secretly turned on by my displays of cavemanness. Hey, I'm pretty primitive and know it and don't give a shit.

We are both horrified by the idea of having children, which is why I got a vasectomy and she got her tubes tied, just to be extra sure. Neither of us like to drink or smoke (other than dat sweet ganja u kno w i mean boiii).


None of this will ever happen. Not even parts of it.
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>>74955
that all sounds hella gay tbh fam, i didnt even read that shit
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>>74957
How rude. You might be in the wrong place.
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>>74957
How do you know it's hella gay if you didn't even read that shit?
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>>74987
wat


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