>>73926
I can't say I'm hellza an expert on the nomenclature but I think there is a real difference between traditional beads and whatever you wanna call that, if it doesn't have it's own name then it should.

>>73929

Let me propose official terminology:

Beads on a string will heretofore be referred to as "anal beads not on a solid dildo-like thing that are hard to clean".

Beads not a string will heretofore be referred to as "anal beads not on a string thing that are easy to clean".

How do ropes trap HIV? Does HIV survive particularly well on ropes?

>>73933
HIV was just an example, but many bacteria and viruses can get stuck in ropes and washing them completely clean is damn near impossible. That's why safe sex promoters tell you to use a condom with anal beads that you plan to share.

>>73933
Fibrous material

i would murder some cunt in my home and see if the watcher still watches

>>73632

Take their couchsurfing ad and using it as a casting couch for the co-eds. They never explicitly told us not to...

I honestly wish something like this would happen to me. I would have so much fun stalking the watcher and trying to figure out his identity. I'd leave messages to him on my door, I'd leave little cakes outside for him and I'd invite him to 99chan.

In the messages to the family, the watcher makes it seem like he doesn't want the house to be altered in any way. Maybe I'd change the wallpaper to something hellza tacky just to see how he would react.

Of course I'd get a gun and install some cameras in case he turned out to be dangerous. I get the impression he's just some guy trying to be creepy, though.

Hire Kamajors to guard my house.

bump this on every stereo in the house 24/7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8ezWOEiLF8

  I keep reading stuff about Mozart ingesting his own poop on blogs about autism. Is there any evidence of this being true, or is it just a myth? Wikipedia says nothing about Mozart eating feces or being into scat, he just talked about feces a lot in letters to his mama and his cousin.

http://talentsofautism.com/?p=4258

>>73578

Mozart was the priest in Church of Fudge.

>>73579

Having just shown this internet classic to my girlfriend for the sake of her education, I just realized that the music in the background is actually Mozart's Requiem

I have never actually watched the church of fudge. What is it, exactly? I assume it's a scat video.

Dissapointingly, getting laid does not alter their behavior.

>>73683
Can you show me?

>>73688
I'd be right happy to.

>>73643
Don't be a fool.

You can become an electrician after attending a 6 month trade school. You'll make $50k a year changing lightbulbs for incompetent yuppie fucks. In 10 years or so of experience you can become a master electrician and make upwards of $100k. Just show aptitude while you're in school and your instructors/the school will place you in a job.

I have a cousin that did 10 years in prison and he was in his mid 30s when he got out, he went into a trade and now has a wife and a few kids living as best as he can. There are people in all sorts of situations trying to get their shit together however they can dude, you just need to keep fighting and you'll eventually find your way in life.

I wish you the best, but you sound more fucked up than I am. Know that as long as you have all your limbs and functioning sensory organs there is hope for you yet.

I got a girlfriend

It didn't cure my clinical depression.

Who would've thunk?

>>73793
For most people, clinical depression isn't a thing that can be cured, but it can be effectively treated and managed.

I find that "having a bitch around your penis" therapy is an effective part of a treatment regimen and (if you find the right bitch to put around your penis for the long term) can give you something to hope for in the future.

>>73767
>>73771

Stop resisting our robotic overlords to be and start embracing the perfect masters.

>>73782
ballza point. We need a less flexible, a more consistent metric. Perhaps vaginal depth?

>>73796
>>73778

We could always just keep it at ds, the way Thomas Jefferson intended. It's not like the few female-sponsored initiatives in US history haven't all been some kind of retarded prohibition based on feelings and babies.

>>73798
Sometimes I get tempted to wonder if it would have taken longer to vote our freedoms away in the name of security if we hadn't passed the 19th Amendment. However, it's obviously not a foolproof plan because women's indirect political influence made the 18th Amendment a thing.

what about obese female robots? would u vote for obese female robots?

Napoleon Bonaparte Charles de Gaulle Julian Assange.

>>73769
If Julian was a frenchman his name would be Julien, not Julian! Suck my croissant.

>>73750
> if you are seriously interested
They're not. They're just rowdy and want to cat-call.

>>73772

I guess I can learn to live with it. I just feel so, used.

>>73780

It's like society came up to me and said, "Look, I found this dog shit on the ground. I know it isn't yours, but I want you to have it."

It's ballza to concisely communicate and express yourself.

I don't think that many 5 year olds can read classical Chinese, somehow I doubt the efficacy of this particular website.

I'm pleased to find that my customary method of viewing 99chan, gizoogle tranznizzle, is rated at a slightly higher reading level than the original.


>Flesch Kincaid Reading Ease81.6
>Flesch Kincaid Grade Level4.4
>Gunning Fog Score6.6
>SMOG Index5.3
>Coleman Liau Index6
>Automated Readability Index1.2

It includes all interface elements in the assessment, it's entirely diluted and meaningless.

>>73768

What if we collated the text areas, but removed common keywords by a simple search and delete? Preformatting would certainly eliminate the redundancies and improve the efficiency of our algorithm.

If you know someone with their own compost pile you can spin it into "all your warm fuzzy sentiments are helping this tree and these shrubs grow."

What's the point of greeting cards? Particularly store bought ones. Nobody cares about receiving greeting cards.

>>73622
I never understood it either until I realized that they're basically a $3 recepticle for whatever cash/check/gift card that you actually want to give to the person. You're supposed to pretend that the card is the real gift and the contents are just an afterthought, because at some point some asshole from the Hallmark marketing department convinced your grandma that it's tacky to give plain cash as a gift.

I am a hoarder and hang on to everything. Last week I found a 8 year old card, amazingly near the top of my piles. I guess I will throw them out if I move.

Around Xmas/birthday/other times that necessitate cards, I usually just put every card I get on a shelf or mantle (if I have one) for a week or two because it makes me feel ballza to do what I think is the gracious thing.

Mostly, though, this isn't a problem for me. My girlfriend and most of my friends are fairly artsy fartsy so I get a lot of either homemade cards or cards that are made by some local artist and bought at a farmer's market or whatever and I actually want to hold onto it or display it for a little while so I can enjoy it.

Some of my friend's are just practical and don't buy a card at all.

The only person who regularly sends me generic-ish store bought cards these days is my grandma and she often crams every square inch of them with tiny writing updating me on her life and various family goings-on and asking me questions about my life. I often keep those. Not all of them, but I have 4 or 5 because I like having these little reminders of how much my granny loves me and thinks about me.

I get where you're coming from, OP, because I am definitely not a very sentimental person. But at the same time, most of the cards I get tend to be quite thoughtful or personal in one way or another. The only outright generic "Dear Dzhokhar, Merry Xmas!" cards I get are from my boss.

>>73649

Well, you might consider the guy in question actually does claim a medical pedigree, in addition to single-handedly curing AIDS and Ebola.

No one is claiming that these presidents actually have doctorates in anything. Or at least, if they do have these qualifications, the BBC should be competent enough to have included these in the article. The article was about how African presidents, retroactively attained these designations after several years of presidency.

Which raises the obvious issue, if they did indeed attend classes on the subject, how much actual 'presiding' could they have truly accomplished? Either they are lying about their credentials, or they are behaving irresponsibly.

>>73655

That's the joke.

>>73669
>That's the joke.
Is it a joke when it's not funny, clever, doesn't follow the outlines of a joke, has no punchline, no wordplay whatsoever and only makes sense in the mind of whoever did the "joke"?
Spoiler: No, it is not.

>>73689
Sounds like most of the things I've seen white college girls laugh at.

>>73631
>Which begs the question. If Obama is an African president, then he must have a fake doctorate somewhere. Why hasn't Donald Trump taken the President to court for this?

>>73655
>It "raises" the question, it doesn't "beg" the question. "Begging the question" is a specific type of fallacious argument where the premise is included in the argument itself, they are not synonyms.

>Is it a joke when it's not funny, clever, doesn't follow the outlines of a joke, has no punchline, no wordplay whatsoever and only makes sense in the mind of whoever did the "joke"?


Yes, what I hate the most about satire arz the logical fallacies.

>>73699
Man up. Just because you flopped a joke doesn't mean you're necessarily unfunny. It's just a failed joke.

>>73534
loo?

>>73534

Not gay enough.

>>73534
ayyyyy

Well I'll be damned. Another robot, whatup son?

>>73612

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU RECOGNIZE ME I'VE NEVER POSTED MY ASS BEFORE

>>73621
Robot? As in, you browse r9k?

>Hi ANONS
>Hi /b/

Nope.

Tsk... Not staying supporting the Lion of Damascus Bashir Al-Assad, the Stannis of the Syrian war. Shame.

Hey, I hope something works out for you, OP.

I don't have any money but you can have this cute cat picture :3

http://krautkanal.com/int/29495168

You also posted this on krautchan and 4 big dicks up my asshole, huh? So much for us being your calm in the storm.

Two words OP - allahu akbar.

>>73278
It goes exactly this deep.

I also enjoy masturbating to loli catgirls and I'm more of an S, so I don't think it's that.

"when a woman loves a man she must be completely irrational" - Jack Kerouac

Why couldn't I have been born a cute anime lesbian instead?

USER TOOK THEIR PROZAC WITH THIS POST

>>73420
I wish I could meet my perfect S having a guy/girl dominate over me would be the only way I could feel loved.
>>73543
Life is suffering.

I think we must accept that people's final moments are frequently made public without their consent. It's shitty and wrong, but it happens. So I watch gore without guilt. It helps me cope with the finality of life.

Who cares what dead people think? They're dead.

I mean, sure, sometimes dead people had nice ideas back when they were alive, but it is up to the living to determine what's worth acting upon.

>>73518
What about their relatives, though? I mean, how would their mom feel knowing that their kid's death is available to see on the internet?

If the dead person is doxxed, there's always the possibility that jerks will send their relatives pictures of the corpse like they did to the family of Nikki Catsouras. Her siblings had to be homeschooled and her parents stopped going on the internet because people kept showing them the body.

I fall under the "morbid curiosity" category. I think curiosity is one of the most important traits for a human to have.

I think HeyKids is Satan.

jesus

>>73121

If only we had listened.

This is worse than alantutorial but not quite as bad as masaokis

  >>73121
why didn't we listen?

someone make a reaction video to this thread

The bad news is that we live in a time where people can put videos of damn near anything on the Internet for all to share, but look at the bright side: we live in a time where people can put videos of damn near anything on the Internet for all to share.

>>73326
Let's Plays have some utility if you're interested in a game but not sure if you want it, also fun if the games are horrible. It can be used as a sorta "first-reaction" review.

>>73326
Lets Plays are a bit more understandable. You're not watching the persons face as they play the game, you are watching them play the game from their perspective. If you're stuck at a certain part of a game and are too stupid to read a GameFAQs walkthrough they can be helpful.

A ballza LPer can show you interesting easter eggs, odd bugs one can exploit for a laugh or provide insightful commentary. Shitty ones, which most are of course, just play the game and expect you to hop on their d whenever they make a joke.

>>73348 Yeah, but they usually have specific videos for strategy, exploits, Easter eggs and the like. Let's Plays are almost always some dipshit with an annoying voice simply playing through the game, giving running commentary and trying out his shitty stand-up routine.

Also, is there some sort of YouTube regulation that says literally every gaming video has to start off with the phrase, "Hey guys, it's ______..." Come up with a new intro, for fuck's sake.

>>73246
You're far from reaching the character limit. Stop this cont. bullshit.

>>73266
On the contrary, "oh shit I thought of something else to say about this same topic that I didn't think of before" is a valid reason to have a "cont." in there.

Then again, maybe I'm one of the few on here that doesn't have a problem with seeing a few more fresh, dripping cont.s on here.

cont.
It ain't about character limit, mang. You must activate your true self and go beyond your character limit. But hellza, it's just a temp identifier to avoid confusion like with >>73209.

>>73339
I was wondering when we'd see a "cont." in here.

You're all a bunch of conts.

>>73361
And your an irreverend overpoaster.

that is a pancake ass

  I'm sure they will have five ballza years, and then become as jaded as the rest of us.

  God damn it youtube.

>>73289
But he's too old. He's a lawman of a different era that the rest of the country has passed by. He simply can't come to grips with the violent crime that people commit these days.

>>73329
Well, he's seen the same things I've seen. Certainly had an impact on me.

>>73332
True, but that's no excuse for lack of preparation or on-the-job negligence.

Look, we all know that some of the old-time sheriffs never even wore a gun. Personally, I find that hard to believe, but Jim Scarborough (the younger Jim) never carried one and even Gaston Boykins, likewise, wouldn't wear one up in Comanche County.



But they were fucking stupid.

>>73201
Well tits. My IP is dynamic. Check the location of the IPs, it should say that poster and me are in the same city.

http://www.iplocation.net/

Who the fuck doesn't have a dynamic IP these days? I don't know about your non-Canadian ISPs, but mine charges me extra if I want a static IP.

>>73208
This isn't me :/ STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY HOLY TOKEN

>>73201
Just make it a public token. Brother Andre would have wanted it that way.

>>73286
You are the benevolent and true user. As you wish.

#gowithgod

btw hi, El

>>73330
<3