>>67155
I thought that was back when we were all drunk homosexual Canadians.

>>67162
Are we not drunk homosexual canadians anymore? Did I miss the memo?

>>67171
We're still drunk Canadians. We're just asexual now.

>>67161

So you do.

Well fuck.

Didn't someone actually make the Gentlebot t-shirt then post pictures, and was laughed off the board for trying too hard?
Either that or lauded I can't remember.

They have Halloween underwear on sale at Spencers.

TERRIFYING CHEESE

>>67309
you bought some, right? pix

Eat out a goth boy's pussy and make him drain his balls, then fuck his pussy, make him pregnant.

rude

rude

rude

david bowie in labyrinth

>>66919

This is the greatest idea I've ever heard for a Halloween costume

>>67279
Black Burton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMUkzWO8viY

>>67250
Are you really suggesting potheads do chores

>>67266

I'm a pothead, and I've done at least 4 chores before shithead.

>>67273
Dude thats like.....twice as many chores as I've ever done. Where do you find the time? between bong rips, pizza pocket and cheeto runs and not missing a second of cosmos with Neil degrasse Tyson there is no time. You truly are a stoner who gets things done dude, you should write a book or something. Maybe write a picture book.

Perhaps a pop-out book with a functional cardboard bong?

>>67400

They may sue me for creating fire hazards now, but give it a hundred years, and they'll see my genius.

>>67388
that was really hot. it would have been hotter if the guy wasn't obviously gay. i mean he talked like a fag, legs shaved, hard while being fucked. still hot.

i liked seeing Criss Strokes in gay for pay at the beginning of his career. he looked so fucking bored and disinterested while these fags slobbered all over his amazing rod. he even fucked one guy. of course, no cock went in his mouth or ass and every cumshot was him stroking himself off while sitting next to some fag. it really was some gay for pay type shit.

Crackwhore Confessions.

Fuck you, OP, I'm eating!

now my food will get cold while i imagine getting raped by my sister's douchebag boyfriend

I like all of the guys defending her honor in the comment section. It's pretty substandard for that genre anyway. It's not horrible, but it would be almost totally forgettable without the name/brand recognition attached to it by Porny McGee.

I haven't had my duck sucked in four years, but I've dated six girls in the last four years. I want my duck sucked.

>>67449
Go to backpage.com and type "bbbj" into the search bar.

>>67370
I giggled at that.

Bet you like it when I giggle

There is a fairly common angle these days to accuse men of not going out of their way to elevate women in the course of their day-to-day activities, but I tend to see that these same men don't go out of their way to elevate men either. It's an odd accusation that is more deserving of very specific circumstances, not general criticism. Feminism, in general, has been a positive thing, historically speaking. Those who deny that do so with their heads in the sand. But when men are accused of not doing their "fair share" it becomes a bit narcissistic.

Let's see. He stole enough money to live out the rest of his life with in obscurity. I wonder why he never came forward or wrote a tell-all book. I really wonder about that really, really hard.

>>67447
He could at least come forward before he dies. After all this time people are more curious than anything else, they just want to know what the fuck happened. At this point if I heard that he got away with the money and lived an obscure but comfortable life in the Guatamalan jungle or something I'd think "well ballza for him."

I dunno, he has a cute Fred Savage quality in that pic and he grew up to be decently handsome; I get what you mean though, he has a bit of a weasely quality that doesn't make him much of a credible action hero, though one could argue that he's never been an action hero. The only action hero role I can think of, which I'm sure you're thinking of as well, is Transformers. I've only seen the first one, but his character was kind of a weasely, whiny guy, and his role as "action hero" was kind of passive, like he's not really cut out for the circumstances he finds himself in. In which case, Shia was perfectly suited.

The sister is plain jane.

This concludes my thoughts on a picture of Shia LaBeuf and his TV sister.

Even in Fury he plays sort of a whiny cunt. I don't think even Michael Bay would ask us to think of him as an action hero, he's there for the girlies to cream their panties over. He's not really out there being a grizzled Stallone or Bruce Willis type.

>>67455
Go to backpage.com and type "bbbj" into the search bar.

that's where you'll find the big titty sister

I always found her really attractive and a ballza actor in that role, while Shia's performance seemed a little forced at times. I just think the market is unfortunately flooded with pretty actresses who can do standard sit-com fare.

>>67475
Stand down, plain jane titty even stevens sister, Allison Hannigan is up in this bitch.

>>67438
And a butterfly stomping its wellies in a puddle!

two sheep dancing together on two hearts

Kinda looks like that guy from Watchmen.

I see an object used to see what people see but if you're asking what I see in this object I would need to say nothing but I know that is not valid because this object exists in physical reality so I have no idea what I see.

I'm confused now.

Back to back Nina Simones with smoke coming out of their belly button.

>>67529
That's cool and all but when female soldiers are bitching about discrimination and rape culture or whatever only because they're forced to take out their weave and go through the same training as men it's just ridiculous and silly. I don't care if hair extensions are a time honored Negro cultural tradition or whatever and neither will Mohammed over here when he holds you down by them and rapes you with his sand-covered circimcised jewcock.

>>67534
That would be true only absent the fact that female soldiers are sexually assaulted and are faced with being denied advancement if it's reported, not to mention being ostracized.

>>67545
>female soldiers are sexually assaulted and are faced with being denied advancement if it's reported, not to mention being ostracized.

Then maybe they shouldn't make it any easier to rape them? I'm just being realistic. War is hell, and rape has been a tool of war for thousands of years. So why even offer the opportunity to an enemy combatant who may or may not share your privileged first world concerns for things like the "Geneva Convention" and "human rights"? Take out your damn weave.

>>67558

I'm pretty sure if you're behind enemy lines, completely isolated from your unit, and without any weapons any you, your weave is not going to make the crucial difference between getting raped or not.

>>67558
I'm pretty sure he was talking about within the same military. Also, how many women do you think wear weaves and why do you associate heightened sexual attention and weaves? You're am odd one.

At least no one was onboard. Shit's expensive, though.

October is the month after Sept 11.
1+1=2, which is what you get when you divide the day of the month (28th) by the year (14). I think it's clear this was done by ISIS.

It's one big staged viral marketing campaign for Chris Nolan's Interstellar.

Happy Halloween you lovely bunch of homosexuals.

>>67328
When OPs can't spell "miscellaneous."

>>67328
When other anons beat me to pointing out OP's misspellings.

>>67663
You spelled mispellings wrong on purpose, didn't you?

When it takes you guys 10 days to point out someone's spelling error.

>>67670
You asked me if I misspelled "mispell" on purpose on purpose, didn't you?

>>67203
You mean, he should stop fitting in with people that you aren't trying to fit in with. Lose the highschool clique mentality, light loafers.

>>67202

What was Hitler's least favorite month?




Jew-Lie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY2ginwrix4

>>67205
Why did the Jew cross the road?

To get to the synagogue

>>67647
You didn't use that meme correctly.

>>67649
What meme? I wasn't using a meme, you scumfuck.

(User was broasted in rendered duck fat, and served with foie gras, saffron rice, grilled broccoli rape, and a lemon-thyme beurre blanc.)

>>67644
Young Costanza?

>>67654
Broccoli rabe, you armchair cook. There would also be little point in the foie gras here, as it would be lost in the array of shit. You showcase that, you moron. Unless you're Cas, you need to ban yourself. Now.

>>67735
To me, broccoli rape sounds much more delightful than broccoli rabe

>>67473
AIDS can't live in open air more than a few minutes. Herpes on the other hand can live for weeks outside the body.

i knew junkies that would break off old syringe needles and leave them in the coin return of payphones (yes, that long ago) so people would get pricked trying to fish out their change. nobody ever got tested for anything so who knows what was passed along.

>>67617
>AIDS can't live in open air more than a few minutes

Oh I guess that makes it perfectly fine to leave semen everywhere then.

>>67620

This is coming from the same guy that believes that over 60% of his college has HIV or AIDs. I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen and he's just gullible.

>>67620
Actually, yes, it would be okay. Nobody has ever contracted HIV from touching some random splooge they found.

>>67628
Oh thank God! For a minute there I thought I'd have to give up touching random splooge while out and about

How is that fascinating? Are gay people objects to you that are there for your amusement?

>>67719
I just thought the line, "Neither of us trust Rauner" was an interesting detail. Why didn't he invite him in? There's so much we regret about what we don't tell each other. We're all holding so much back.

>>67721
Well, your mother made me promise not to tell you that I'm your biological father. Happly now?

this scared me
http://terrehaute.craigslist.org/cas/4740817754.html

>>67721
What's weird about the "neither of us trust Rauner" comment? The guy he is addressing the missed connection ad to was canvassing for Get The Vote Out, so I'm assuming they talked briefly about politics. They probably talked briefly about how they do not like or trust Rauner and that information was included in the ad as a detail through which the subject of the post could potentially be more likely to recognize who made the post and - if he felt an attraction too - get in touch for some hot beat-on-cub action or a nice coffee date.

>>67694

Do you think sneezes look hot too?

The act of cumming inside a woman feels really nice, because you have that continued warm, soft sensation. When you pull out, there's a sudden absence of stimulation or just your hand. The mess afterwards isn't fun.

>i mean, the best time to go down on a girl is when you just came and you're passing time until your d gets hard again.

Can't you just go back at it after an hour or two?

wow what the fuck that girl has a huge urethra

I actually am quite fond of going down on a girl after I've cum inside her.

I like creampies. They feel ballza. Creampie porn can be gross though, like when the director is obsessed with getting the girl to push the cum out and her pussy and butthole and flexing and bulging in weird ways as she tries to figure out which muscles will get the cum out if it isn't too deep.

>>67639
I'm bi, so I don't mind the other cocks. I'm more worried about the logistics of it... who decides who goes in what hole? Do we all finish at once or just whenever? If any of the other guys are bi, is it cool if I mess around with them, or should we all focus on the chick? What's the gangbang etiquette?

I once came home from school early and heard my mother getting gangbanged. Judging by the men who left after they were mostly black.

I was 14.

>>67746
It sounds like you're still 14, judging by the finesse of your lie. Come on. Lying should be just close enough to believable to enter that sweet territory of suspension of disbelief, the realm of actual non-shitposting.

It used to be one of my biggest fantasies. Not so much a gangbang but running a train with a bunch of guys or tagteaming a girl with one other guy. I wasn't nearly as interested in MFF threesomes as I was in MFM... but now that has changed, I'm actually not that turned on by MFM any more and I'm not that interested in actually doing it. I came close one time - responded to a MILF's ad about it on Craigslist but we just ended up having one-on-one sex a couple times (in a hotel room she paid for, which was fun) before drifting out of touch.

Now I'm much more turned on by the thought of being with two women. My girlfriend likes to dirty talk about performing for me with another girl so it could be a possibility on the horizon.

>>67762
Funny, it was the exact opposite with me. I used to only want MFF if a threesome was ever in the cards, now the idea of MFM, specifically with DP involved, is the hottest thing ever.

Don't get me wrong, I would still totally do two chicks at the same time (man).

>>67643

If the idea that dirty Dan "Rough Rider" Schneider fucking every single one of the Nickelodeon stars he's ever worked with disturbs you, you haven't thought that much about the hollywood child actor industry.

I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples.

>>67750
>you haven't thought that much about the hollywood child actor industry.

Yeah you're right I don't think about the Hollywood child actor industry but why the fuck would I ever concern myself with that? With all the shit going on right now child actors are one of the things I just don't care about.

>>67758
me too, what a coincidence

>>67796
Are you talking about ebola?

>>67148
he was probably a teenage insect

weedman has said he'll "come over this evening" and then said "sorry, tomorrow" at midnight for three days straight. if he wasn't such a nice guy I would have dumped his late ass.

>>67792

Posts like this make me thank god i live in california, where weed is more or less essentially legal.

Dispensaries never cancel at the last minute.

>>67875
Shut the fuck up. California is shit and will always be shit. It is only number one in the sheer number of self-absorbed fucks like you. I live in Colorado where pot is actually legal. Eat shit, California, and choke to death.

>>67876

How's the surf up there, goathooligan? You mad because you haven't seen the sun in months?

I'm gonna go bike in this perfect weather, past incredibly hot women, to go smoke my practically legal weed on a beautiful beach, and there's nothing your randy ass can do about it, cowboy.