I'm going to go as an alcoholic. I've been in costume for years.

I hand out candy to a bunch of fuckhead kids in my underwear.

Recently, I was thinking something steampunk, but I'd like to ride in on some sort of spider-like strandbeest contraption powered by a lawnmower engine, and that would take at least until next year to make.

I'll probably just be lazy about it and cobble together a Finn costume, since I already have the hat.

I'm going to dress up as a generic anime-looking character that doesn't actually exist, and then get pissed off when people don't recognize what I'm cosplaying, probably calling them shitlords, and things will get even worse as I get more drunk.

rude

imagine how easy it would be to make a dress like that and sell it on etsy to lazy hipsters

zombie obama with big tits

I wish I were a girl so I could dress in cute clothes and cosplay my favorite Touhou character for Halloween.

>>66931
don't let your twig and berries stop you. be a cute girl for halloween.

>>66919
Tell them it's a character from Gun Swing.

french maid or japanese schoolgirl (i'm a boy)
and i'm gonna go to a fetish bar and drink all night. no idea how that's gonna end hopefully by me getting stuffed with cock

>>66970
will you post a picture of yourself?

I might go as gg allin and smear shit all over myself and self-mutilate.

>>66978
sure. why not

>>66991
you probably wont

too soon for dead robin williams with a noose around the neck?

Jack Burton.

I'm black.

rude

rude

david bowie in labyrinth

>>66919

This is the greatest idea I've ever heard for a Halloween costume

>>67279
Black Burton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMUkzWO8viY