http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Weise
http://regret.newgrounds.com/

>Weise created violent Flash animations and posted them on the Internet (including Newgrounds) using the alias "Regret." One animation, entitled Target Practice, depicts an individual who shoots three people with an assault rifle, blows up a police car with a grenade, and fatally shoots a Ku Klux Klan member. It ends when the character shoots himself with a handgun. The animation is accompanied by the sounds of rapid gunfire. A reviewer of the animation on Newgrounds wrote, "Umm... ok. Was that like a warning message? Hmm dude you need help badly," to which Weise replied,"Lol, you obviously can't tell the difference between Fantasy and reality. This cartoon was made for nothing more than Random violence, and believe it or not there's an audience out there that this appeals to. So don't try judging my Mental health based upon a simple animation, capisce?"

>>67428
Is anyone else oddly comforted by the fact that Newgrounds is still up and serving a new generation of edgy teenagers? It's kind of nostalgic, I think I'll be sad when it's gone even though it's probably been 9 or 10 years since I browsed it regularly.

>>67432
Neopets and gaiaonline are still up, too.

And even though geocities died, there's still tripod and angelfire.

OP, why are you calling a 16-year-old a "man"?

>>67446
Under Jewish law one becomes a man at 13 years old. At 18 years old Alexander the Great had already conquered most of Greece and become king of Macedonia. The idea that the natural state of men is to remain some kind of mewling manchildren well into their 30s is an entirely modern one born of the combined efforts of the Frankfurt School and Judaeo-Feminism.

>>67460
Just thought I'd pop in here for a quick second.
Did you ever wonder why teenagers are so damned stupid? It's because their brain is not done growing/changing yet. A boy is what we call a human growing into a man. Once they're grown, they become a man. If they are still significantly growing they are not done yet, hence they are still a boy.
Regarding Alexander and Temujin types, if you have literally billions of chances, you'll wind up with oddities. They are and never have been the norm. You might as well make a case against 70-year-olds because Ghengis Khan was still conquering at that age. And he had a notably luxurious beard. Just sayin'.
And I think it's kind of pathetic that jewish men are essentially made to be equivalent to a 13-year-old boy. ballza job, guys.

Once they're physically grown, boys are generally sent out on their own. Once that happens, they can then start to mature mentally and emotionally. Before that time, they had the umbrella of their parents to shield them from life. That's why a douche is common and relatively accepted in the early 20's, but if you're still doing it at early 30's you're a sad something-or-other. For an example, see >>67478

"In human infants, the brain is only about 25% of its adult volume at birth, has only reached 50% of adult size by one year of age, and may continue growing until about 20 years of age. "
http://carta.anthropogeny.org/moca/topics/age-closure-fontanelles-sutures

>>67481
but if thirteen year olds were considered men we could fuck them legally

>>67482
You are only allowed to fuck 13 year old Jewish boys who have been Bar Mitzvah'd.

I never got a bar mitzvah.

>>67481
Just thought I'd counter-pop in and point out that for a ballza portion of human (pre)history making it to 40 years old was quite the feat. No one ever had any reservations putting teenagers as kings or sending them off to die in war until someone said "wait stop their brains aren't developed yet :("

>>67490

99chan: we are all men, because of jews and a Macedonian.

>>67498
Please say "Ancient Macedonian" or just simply "Greek" in the future, lest you attract the FYROM "ALEXANDER WAS SLAV!!1!" guys.

>>67491
There are plenty of examples of what you're talking about, but even if they were made king at age 14, that only makes them a king and not a man. If they were king, then they were simply boy-king which is not unprecedented. Sending them off to die in war is just how shit went back then. In many cultures, if you could lift a weapon, you can be cannon (sword, axe, etc.) fodder.

I think the point is that the kid in the OP is certainly not a man physically or emotionally.

>Just thought I'd counter-pop in and point out that for a ballza portion of human (pre)history making it to 40 years old was quite the feat.

I just thought I'd counter-counter-pop in and say that you're looking at the life expectancy, not how long the average adult lived for. Ancient societies had very high rates of death in childhood, which brought down the life expectancy considerably. But once you made it to adulthood, you would probably make it to your 50s, even as a hunter-gatherer.

Also, those societies may have been okay with sending teenagers off to war, but our society has planes and computers. Looks like not sending people with developing brains to die before they reach their prime productivity is a ballza idea after all.

>>67519
Romans actually would try to save those who had their brains already developed. The formations had the rookies up from and the veterans in back

>>67532
Yeah, we all played RTW and read the info blurbs.

>>67511
He would have been more Slavic than Greek, though.

>>67544
There were no Slavs in 300 BC. The great migration of Slavic peoples into Europe did not occur until almost 1200 years later.

>>67557
Is that what your liberal homo history books tell you?

>>67557
Uh, fag? Pay attention to me, because I called you a liberal! According to the Laws of Comment Sections, that is a grievous insult! Waah.

>>67577
Liberals are scum, it's an easy way to get someones attention. Duh.

This is columbine, 1999.
You can see the shooters in the top left portion of the photo. Does it remind you of your highschool experience?

>>67616
Kind of, I guess. I was a sophomore in 1999.

>>67616

The guy in the blue tiedye with about 4 feet of clearance on his bench in either direction recalls some memory.

what is this guy doing with his hands

>>67635
He's flexing his muscles.

Actually, thinking about this more, there was a wrestler in the 90s who posed kind of like that. Maybe he's imitating that guy.

>>67634
I don't recall my school's pariah being as genuinely heroic as our noble blue friend here. He probably intimated the rurals with his vocal, but sophisticated political or aesthetic ideals. It's certain he maintained unnoticed but intense relationships with other free spirits; the cerebral posturing of these great minds being interrupted only by spontaneous bouts of oral sex.

>>67644
You didn't use that semicolon correctly.

>>67647
You didn't use that meme correctly.

>>67649
What meme? I wasn't using a meme, you scumfuck.

(User was broasted in rendered duck fat, and served with foie gras, saffron rice, grilled broccoli rape, and a lemon-thyme beurre blanc.)

>>67644
Young Costanza?

>>67654
Broccoli rabe, you armchair cook. There would also be little point in the foie gras here, as it would be lost in the array of shit. You showcase that, you moron. Unless you're Cas, you need to ban yourself. Now.

>>67735
To me, broccoli rape sounds much more delightful than broccoli rabe