>>72164

I heard he went down swinging against a herd of buffalo.

>>72189
Someone told me he was shot to death while resisting arrest after shoplifting 30 raw chickens.

i heard he was black so the cops shot him

Fubar now works for Microsoft. Time to move to Linux guys.

>>74982

He did for a while but he got put in jail for raping his boss

>>74891
I wouldn't say nearly all, pretty much just figmas are posable while all other figures and nendroids are not. Some (nendroids mostly) allow you to mover their head but that's it. A lot of people don't like the look of the ball-joints for fully posable figmas, preferring more fixed figures. It's like saying the Milo di Venus would be better with detachable and posable arms.

I bring this up of course since they do have a Milo no Venus figma, and it is better than the original statue.

Here's two The Thinkers getting into an anime fight.

Mykhal?

>>74820

No, I can tell you're a pretty edgy kid from that pic.

>>74973
The post was a commentary on the conflict of modern young people in wanting to like traditionally childish things but also wanting to be considered adults, making the reader ponder, what is adulthood in modern times? Can one still like toys and be an adult? Do guns and liquor cancel it out? Is attempting to cancel it out, in itself, a childish act?

I accomplished this message expertly in five short words, but I understand if you didn't get it, my commentaries are very cerebral but they remain important to the Internet nonetheless.

rude

rude

>>74941
I've found a new fetish
Just kidding, I already like underwater porn, it's just that most of it is shite.

  No, you're the guy who sings for the Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

i am a businessman

I'm a gentleman.

OP OP OP OP

The correct spelling is bidness.

I'm a classic man.

>>74906
Turned out it wasn't Joker who wiped out the site after all but the Chinese government. Long story, but both sides have signed a letter of understanding and now we are actually uncensored in Shenzhen.

>>74908

Yeah, it cost each admin a kidney, though.

Only a fool would think we payed in our own kidneys! HA!

Have you tried being a better listener?

>>74895
At first I didn't see the "S"

rude

Is there a name for whatever is wrong with this guy's head? It looks like it would impact the shape of his brain. Is he mentally retarded?

>>74901
It's a devastating problem that affects many people pictured on the Internet and it's called Photoshop.

>>74801

The problem is that you're only looking at lung cancer. That's not the only type of cancer smoking can cause, just the most deadly. Smoking also causes health issues outside of cancer, like increasing the risk of heart disease.

>>74802
And lung cancer may be the deadliest but it is far from the grossest. Mouth cancer and black furry tongue hooray

I am a 47 year old male whos smokes 1 to 1.5 packs a day since age 13

>>74843
Have you ever smoked a man?

>>74874
Women are usually juicier and more tender when you put them in the smoker, if your goal is cooking some ribs or pulled (long) pork.

More or less a greatly diminished userbase since the heyday of the chan several years ago.

Now we're all just hellza old alcoholics.

Because we don't have a lot of posters.

>>74834
Yep OP, I realized this too, I write an thread in /docta/ but nobody reply me... can anybody here leave your opinion in there?

>>74842

Because you copy and pasted it from 4 big dicks up my asshole you goof

Why would you even bother to post this here?

>>74822
for more publicity?

>>74824

You're marketing to the wrong crowd.

>>74826
Do you think that's ever a deterrent?

99chan radio? This is new. Sweet. Thanks, man.

That man is angry at the apples. That's why.

>>74353
Maybe he's looking at two of these.

>>74359
That is a disrespectful apple. I would be having none of that apples sassy attitude.

welp

>>74231
Because they are meant to be eaten al dente, if you leave them for too long they soak up all the broth and get soggy and leave you with a cup of gross wet bread.

>>74724
I live near a decent amount of cows and I don't have an issue with water infections or monsoon season. Sounds like Calcutta problems.

>>74729
I was just thinking "dude must live in Tanzania or some shit" but then he's all "ban cows in America!" and I was like "whaaaat?"

Though I hear hurricane season is rough in Wisconsin.

>>74733
arizona, basketball americans

>>74770

Arizona is a desert wasteland, if there are cows there it's not the fault of the cows but the people the decide to raise them there on the artificial irrigated grasslands. "Monsoon" in Arizona? Yeah right. Cows are awesome and your attack is baseless.

i fucking hate zoe deschanel! she is an ugly, stupid, creature that poisons our lands and uses vital resources.

>>74657
I like this post quite a lot overall. I don't think it's that you put too much stock in media, but that you don't put media in as a piece of a larger narrative. Media definitely shapes our development and how we interact and what we desire and how we are taught to desire and that fits into a feedback loop with other social forces.

As far as the prostitution thing, a partial solution is definitely better than no solution. It wouldn't have helped Elliot because he wanted to date the girls he saw on campus, not fuck a 26 year old escort... but maybe it would help someone else who's attitude or situation are different. We hellza can't underestimate the power of physical touch for a person's mental and emotional wellbeing, even if you're paying for it.

>>74670
Elliot Rodger was only the most blatant example of someone who used misogyny at the forefront of ideology, but I doubt most of these spree shooters get sniz on the reg. Having sex with someone, even a prostitute, is going to give you some sense of accomplishment that the brain needs and is likely going to increase your confidence. The confidence can then lead to things like getting a real girlfriend.

It's not just about prostitution either, but the stigma that it comes with. Simply legalizing it would lift some of that stigma, but there's still a sense that having sex with a prostitute isn't hellza sex and you're still a virgin. It becomes like that one game in the arcade that you just fucking suck at, but everyone shames you for not being ballza at it. Then, instead of flipping the bird to those people, you internalize that shame and start picking on the girls playing Ms. Pac-Man and blaming them for the shitty arcade culture.

>>74653
>>74670
A solution that generally makes a positive difference doesn't stop making a positive difference just because it's not flawless.

On the subject of media exposure, I'd like to point out that media is just the end of the line that provides information to the general public. It's not just that we now have access to information about what's going on everywhere around the world, it's also that the people everywhere have a better understanding now of what's going on in their own environment than they had, say, a century ago. Scientific and technological advancement and whatnot.
If, a century ago, we'd had the same level of news access, we wouldn't have necessarily had as many stories of people going apeshit, simply because they had a better chance of getting away with it back then.
Nowadays, even if the Brit virgin in OPs post slashed the shit out of those chicks and fled the scene without anybody knowing who he was, the authorities would have probably tracked him down eventually and you'd still have your "a-british-virgin-was-found-guilty-of-attempted-murder-after-stabbing-three-women" news headline. Forensic sciences have advanced considerably in the past century. A century ago, if there were no witnesses, it could very well have just been attributed to the work of "a creature", and if it happened a few times then maybe some Jack The Ripper type character, the work of multiple unknown killers would be getting attributed to a single entity, and so forth.

You can't can the han.

(USER WAS SENT TO SHOWER WITH SANDUSKY)

Handbrake

Windows 10 inbuilt DVD ripper.

your hands, dummy

just grab them and rip as hard as you can. failing that, scissors, though those might not be free but you can get them at the dollar store

>>74725
seconding handbrake. It's almost all I use.

The KGB girl's punch reminds me of the little old guy in . . I think it was virtua fighter? A bearded drunken master.

>>74476
What is your favorite dinosaur, little boy?

>>74506
I like $TEGO most cuz he balls hard

>>74506
Petrie

I hellza want to check out this picture to see what's in it but I am afraid it is full of a thousand viruses.

rude

>>74687
>he's not lying about anything.
That's actually a fair insight. I would say, from what I've read, that there is a lot of outright bullshit, but enough of it is... plausible enough. It's built on enough of a kernel of truth that if you're lonely and angry and desperate, it can have the ring of truth and power. "Well, evolutionarily, alpha and beta and The Red Queen and beta providers/orbiters."

Here's a thread where someone asked "why do you come to /r9k/" and there are quite a few thoughtful, self-aware answers, including a handful of posts that mirror my experience and feelings almost exactly:
http://boards.4 big dicks up my asshole.org/r9k/thread/21891084/outline-the-absolute-basic-reason-as-to-why-youre

To paraphrase Voltaire: "if /r9k/ did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it."

In other words, /r9k/ is not the problem, but merely a symptom. All those disaffected, isolated twentysomething white males were disaffected and isolated before they got there. Am I supposed to be surprised that people would feel at home in a place where others in similar situations are there to understand exactly what they're going through? That's why there are a bunch of Wojaks on there, because people do know that feel and they like knowing that others know that feel.

It's my belief that 4 big dicks up my asshole's bread and butter - particularly on their boards like /b/ - are users who are all relatively new to the chan scene and that most people leave it within a year or two, either migrating to a different chan or "out-growing" the whole chan thing altogether. Of those users, most are too young to actually be there, and any of them who stick around into legal adulthood were destined to be (wo)manchildren anyway.

"Children can be so cruel" is all there hellza is to say about the shenanigans that they get up to around there.

>>74708
Tru dat
>>74709
Tru dat

>All those disaffected, isolated twentysomething white males were disaffected and isolated before they got there
>people would feel at home in a place where others in similar situations are there to understand
Succinctly put. Rationally I'm right there with you and understood that on my first glimpse of /r9k/ as it currently is, but it still got me down to see all the aggressively bad vibes. I think the main thing that upset me was just how a person could go there because they feel bad and want to interact with others who feel the same way, but then because the place is such an echo chamber, instead of people moving on and taking steps to grow past it, they just get caught up in it and hearing the same (or worse) shitty stuff that you're putting out reflected back to you could dig someone deeper and deeper. I was a little vulnerable at the time and it got me down and made me strangely angry. I can't imagine how it would affect me if I were perennially lonely or bullied or had never had a girlfriend, etc.

I think the main thing that upset me wasn't that all these people were congregating on a board I used to like. I was in a kind of vulnerable place and the whole atmosphere just got to me more than it normally would. I'm far from naive but every so often people can still smack me in the face with their shittiness and it gets me down :-/

Oh
no
you
didn't..

Just did

>>74310
Obviously all data which does not support my point is merely fabricated by the Judaeo-feminist conspiracy, in this way anything I say is irrefutable.

>>74312

Cultural Marxists, tainting our precious bodily fluids.

Jokes on them I'm 101 and upset all the time

(USER SUMMONEDTO THIS THREAD)

I just noticed the angle of the guy's pinky in the tea party picture. I can't do that with my other fingers curled in, I can only get it even with my hand. It looks weird.

>>74589
Put a splint on it for a week. Everyone in Hollywood is doing it.

>>74558
It would accomplish more of what you want if you focused on the rectum rather than the anus.

>>74558
No on both accounts.

>>74548
>>74539
Since when are rape and sexual harassment synonyms?

>>74586
Since Tumblr

>>74586
I never said they were synonymous. I was tying to convey that having someone get all up in your bubble with graphic sexual proposals and then refusing to back off, even when you make your lack of interest clear, would quite rationally make a person fear that a sexual assault could take place.

Sarcastically saying "that's how rape starts" to a story about someone's personal boundaries being aggressively violated is odd, because that can often be how sexual assaults start, and it is not unreasonable to see a connection between the two behaviors.

i drink until i pass out in the street but i got a ballza job and i can never be fired cuz i'm japanese so...

>>74581
Can you hellza play the race card as an Asian though?

Maybe I've been spending on the internet, but when I read

>normal, functional people?

I was hoping to reply with great gusto that yes, I was a normal, functioning person, who had a job and interests and hobbies and aspirations, but then I read your criterion. I looked at my glass of neat Old Crow, my incest pornography collection, my diary entries ranting about my ex-best friend who never dated me because I was too unstable, the empty prescription bottles still in my room from 6 months ago, I remembered my poor grades in high school and college despite my exceptional intelligence, ballza sat scores and A+ grades in courses I found compelling...

Fuck you, OP, you cocksucking basketball american

tecia torres is a normal, well adjusted human

>>74598
She seems enthusiastic. That goes a long way in this world.