>>73899
You have forsaken your blissful ignorance by partaking of the apple. The knowledge it imparts now weighs heavy on your ill-equipped mortal mind which will now know no peace until your eternal slumber.

>>73963
>now know no

you can go fuck yourself

>>73964
I thought we weren't allowed to be mean to homophones and their allies now that they can get married.

When life hands you walnuts you throw them out the window. Caspere knew that.

>>73964

This post has been cracking me up for weeks now. God bless you, >>73964, you magnificent bastard.

I feel hellza bad for the animals that had to die to become ramen meat. The meat that comes in ramen cups always, always tastes like shit. Does anyone eat ramen meat? Fuck ramen meat.

>>74217
All this time I didn't even know there was meat in them, I thought it was just beef broth and some kind of dehydrated orange things.

>>74217
I just use the noodles from ramen packets and add my own shit to them. For some reason they do seem better than most other noodles al dente.

I miss the days back when if something didn't look like meat, didn't smell like meat and didn't taste like meat you could safely say it was not meat. Ramen meat is bullshit and does not deserve the privilege of being called meat.

>>74217
The roast beef flavor was ballza. Pity it was the one kind they got rid of.

That man is angry at the apples. That's why.

>>74353
Maybe he's looking at two of these.

>>74359
That is a disrespectful apple. I would be having none of that apples sassy attitude.

welp

>>74231
Because they are meant to be eaten al dente, if you leave them for too long they soak up all the broth and get soggy and leave you with a cup of gross wet bread.