>>74820
In the sense that if you got caught committing a crime they'd send you to real prison, yes.

mawaru penguindrum was a ballza anime, but why does your rarity figurine have black skin? She's a white pony.

>>74827
For some reason they made a line of toys that were black. It was probably done to make them more collectible or less girly or whatever, but you can blame it on social justice if you want.

No, apparently.

>>74833
Is it the cartoon toys? Be honest now.

>>74850
They don't help, but honestly it's having them next to the gun and scotch that hellza makes people want to Kafkatrap/no true Scotsman you with "you're so desperate to prove that you're old enough to own alcohol and firearms that it must prove you're an emotionally stunted manchild and not a real adult!"

>>74864
So what you're saying is that I need more toys.

>>74870
I suggest monster high dolls.

TWO HEADED GLOW IN THE DARK MOTHERFUCKING MERMAID

>>74864
Is it still a kafkatrap if the individual is actually behaving in a puerile and attention-seeking manner?

>>74871
>>74872
Maybe it's just because I've never had a chance to be a little girl, but I don't get the appeal of recolored Bratz dolls.

>>74873
Yes, it is, or at least it can be easily dismissed as such. Maybe there are mature, well-adjusted adults who happen to like guns, booze, and girl cartoons and you're just being an asshole. That's when you'd have to show them (or at least the saner, yet easily impressionable onlookers) more examples of their immaturity and attention whoring.

>>74875
Personally I enjoy all of those things while being secure in my manchildness.

>>74875
I'm sure it's possible that I'm well-adjusted. Sometimes I fantasize about getting drunk, lining up all my toys and shooting them one-by-one before offing myself like some kind of incredibly sad-funny hikki murder-suicide. If for no other reason than to amuse/depress the people who have to clean up the mess. Maybe then people will read my book.

>>74875
They are not recolored Bratz dolls!! Just look, this babe has six arms. Imagine all the perverted stuff she could do with those.

What's the appeal in my little pony and anime figurines? They don't even have joints, they are stuck in one position forever.

>>74889
Nearly all anime figurines do have joints, but I have no idea about ponies.

>>74891
I wouldn't say nearly all, pretty much just figmas are posable while all other figures and nendroids are not. Some (nendroids mostly) allow you to mover their head but that's it. A lot of people don't like the look of the ball-joints for fully posable figmas, preferring more fixed figures. It's like saying the Milo di Venus would be better with detachable and posable arms.

I bring this up of course since they do have a Milo no Venus figma, and it is better than the original statue.

Here's two The Thinkers getting into an anime fight.

Mykhal?

>>74820

No, I can tell you're a pretty edgy kid from that pic.

>>74973
The post was a commentary on the conflict of modern young people in wanting to like traditionally childish things but also wanting to be considered adults, making the reader ponder, what is adulthood in modern times? Can one still like toys and be an adult? Do guns and liquor cancel it out? Is attempting to cancel it out, in itself, a childish act?

I accomplished this message expertly in five short words, but I understand if you didn't get it, my commentaries are very cerebral but they remain important to the Internet nonetheless.