Are you a same guy that made a thread about a big ded rapper? We're not THAT interested in browsing your favourited videos.

I had a laugh.

>>66612
Are you just completely unaware of most hip-hop out are today? Or are you confusing hip-hop with some sort of neurological disorder caused by high-dosage typical antipsychotic use?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtAHGZffoLI

This one is worth watching too.

>>66460
You're right.

>>66460
Jonah is the liar, where is the evidence to support his claims?

This thread sucks.

>>66472
I would think a evidence is down his left pant leg.

>>66519
glad ay circled it, what if we didnt know where to look?

Shaved. Pubes hide too much of the vagina. Pubes on men, though. Manpubes hide nothing but are pleasantly soft and fun to mess with. I like gently petting a man's pubes as I fall asleep at night. It is extremely relaxing

Generally speaking, no. However, one thing I don't mind is a natural woman but one that isn't some Czech bodybuilder hairy. So light/average hair coverage/thickness, but letting it grow wherever it may. There's something hot about that. Most hair lovers are really into thick and bushy hair, I'm not really into that.

Weirdly enough I also have a fetish for the exact opposite, with no hair being anywhere. Totes smooth.

Completely shaved, head to toe, in diapers, and no teeth.

>>66677
I feel ya. I was with a girl who let it grow naturally and she looked super sexy. Her pubic hair was fairly dark but pretty soft and didn't spread out over a huge area. I liked it.

>>66689
u

landing strip.
completely shave looks weird but i don't like hair around the lips

Are you the same guy who made the thread about being gone for a few years?

Easier to float. But waves and current can make things interesting.

>>66331

more dense

i think you are pretty dense too

You also drown differently in salt water than you do in fresh water. You will drown more quickly in fresh water. It's all hypotonic versus hypertonic.

>>66720

Really? I could have sworn it was the other way around; salt water draws fluids from surrounding tissue into your lungs.

>>66722
Xe didn't properly imply which way round it was.

I don't generally have nightmares. I could probably count the number of nightmares I've had, as an adult, between both hands. Two nightmares stick with me though.

First, when I was a kid, I had a nightmare that my family and I were on our way home from the movies in our family car. My sisters and I were messing with each other in the back seat, so my dad pulled the car over and told me to get out, so I got out, and the then they drove away.

Secondly, and more recently (like, within the past ten years), I had a dream that I was shot in the head. I don't recall what it was in the dream that precipitated it, but I didn't die and it didn't hurt. I was kinda like that Family Guy where Stewie gets that shard of glass stuck in his forehead and he's all "DO I TAKE IT OUT OR LEAVE IT IN?!" I remember poking at it in disbelief, wondering if it really happened since it didn't hurt and there was no blood, but there was definitely a hole in the middle of my forehead and my finger squished at my brain. In the dream I was all "Meh" about it, because obviously I'm way cooler than somebody that's about to go down from a mere bullet to the brain, but I woke up with a serious fear for my life. I had to check myself in the mirror to make sure I was ok, and I had a strange sense of fear and foreboding for a long while afterward, expecting that somehow I was going to get shot in the head.

I have this pretty fucked-up recurring nightmare in that I keep getting kidnapped by Somalian pirates, I'll be having a perfectly normal dream and then out of nowhere those pirates will invade it yelling at me in their native language (a language I don't even know) with a thirst for cutting off my right ring finger and it's always my right ring finger and I have no idea why. Their always in the same numbers and carrying the same things; 2 of them will have AK47s and the leader will have a machete.

I now have a fear of black people because of this.

>>66741
You don't fear black people. You fear that your mother will divorce your father and ask you to marry her in a secret ceremony.

I just had a dream where I found a blunt on my counter, and decided to save it for later. This arab guy offers me a one hit of weed. Then he proceeds to urinate all over my floor. He's aiming for a cardboard box, but seriously, he's missing and spraying everywhere and it got in my eye. I literally grabbed some scissors and was trying to kill him.

I should have just smoked that blunt. Why oh why did I think there would even be a "later."

>>66742
Does hope wordfilter to fear?

that's such an amazing picture

Fabio is worse than ISIS and is also a much more immediate threat to the lives of Americans.

Brent Butt did a piece of A+ standup about this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjhJY8dSXmg

>>66802
Well, an excellent C+ at least.

Yeah it wasn't very ballza. Corner Gas is an excellent show though.

I swear loyalty only to God, sir, and I shall not make any covenants with the devil today or any other day!

Really though could you imagine if God came down and declared that the chosen people he wanted to save wasn't Jews but was actually 99channers. I wouldn't know how to feel about that.

>>66843
What's a filename? What's reading? What are eyes?

Ayn Rand looks ugly in that picture.

Can I swear my loyalty even if I don't have a paycheck?

>>66876
Do you have any frequent shopper cards for grocery stores?

>>66754
Yes. If something as widely spread as rap is 95% bad, I believe that it is worth pointing it out as such. I very strongly believe that, because the elements are so weak both alone and combined, the only things that most people enjoy rap for is feelings of solidarity and/or feelings of vicarious badassery.
But how long does it take for 3-4 messages (one of which is outright personal vanity) to stop being culturally valid? Months? Years? Decades? If the themes in rap are still so valid as to maintain their monopoly for decades, then has rap culture itself stagnated? These are the questions that your question brings up in my mind.
Shit. A thought just popped up: rap is, at its core, comparable to gay pride parades. Nobody likes it outside of the group doing it, and it serves no purpose other than to exclude the rest of society in order to feel like part of something bigger than ones self.

I don't and didn't set out to piss people off, the first comment was just a flippant nothing, but rap just bores me, man. A discussion about music can be interesting, however. So: obviously, my POV is given, but would yuwall be willing to tell me with concrete terminology what you like about rap? If it's the lyrics, what specifically is it about them? If it's something other than what I've mentioned, what/why? If it's the beats, why not listen to something with better, less looped, and more varied beats? If it's about temporal harmonies, why not listen to something that simultaneously does it with pitch?

>>66716
I did forget to mention that I hate all of what I've heard of noise "music". 100% Pure, undiluted hipster wank that grates painfully 9 times out of 10. Gyech. I don't think there's anything to discuss. It's not music, it conflicts with itself, it's ugly and doesn't even have the danceablity of the simplest [insert genre].
I do technically define rap as music, but only because I would also define a metronome as music. Music has to have intent to it and at least a set (but changeable) bpm.
Decided to double-check, and Merriam-Webster defines music almost identically to me. See: 1a
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/music

>>66805
What is your opinion on male ponytails?

Male ponytails? As with anything else, there's a lot of variation, but overall I got no problem. I don't think it looks ballza when a mostly bald guy tries it. But it's your thang. Do whatcha wanna do. I can't tell you (pause) how to cut it, dude.

>>66805
>Yes. If something as widely spread as rap is 95% bad, I believe that it is worth pointing it out as such.

95% of everything is bad. I couldn't be bothered reading the rest of your post because I don't really care that much, I just thought I'd be the asshole who references Sturgeon's Law.

Just one more way to dismiss something without examining it. From what I've seen (and I've tried), 95% is generous. I'm trying specifically to be not a d I would just like to have an actual discussion about the musical merits/flaws of rap without it turning into angry shit.

If the examples I've been given are the creme of the creme, then what is it about them that makes them ballza (aside from the aforementioned feelings of solidarity or vicarious badass). You know why I don't like rap: I get aggressively bored by hearing the same lyrics done with as much stylistic diversity as AC\DC without needing skill for any part of the songs, and all of it spanning decades. When given decades, every other musical style has evolved to be more complex, use different instruments, experiment with different ideas/themes, even spawn completely different entire genres of music. So why has rap stayed so much the same for so long and what is it that attracts you?

http://www.random.org/randomness/

Sounds glorious.

My niece kept asking me what sound a fox makes and when I said I didn't know, she would make this weird sound. I eventually figured it out, but for a while I thought she might be a bit of a dullard.

>>66984
Anon's niece: What sound does a fox make?
Anon: I dunno
Anon's niece: Nyeeeeeee, Nyuuuuuuuuh
Anon: o_0

>>66811
It's call datamoshing. You take an avi video, compress the fuck out of it, and then edit the frames. Avidemux is a common program to do these types of effects. AVIs are easier to work with than gifs in my opinion.

Stuff like >>66634 is made by pasting a p-frame over and over again. >>66668 is made by editing two videos together and then removing the first i-frame of the second clip. If you edit out all but the first i-frames a video, you get something like >>66664. >>66734 only has i-frames.

>>66633 looks like each frame was individually pixel sorted, a whole different technique.

If you want to know more just google glitch art, databending, or datamoshing tutorial.

>>66811
Having only i-frames/keyframes is like making a flip book and then tearing out a bunch of the pages which is why it doesn't look wonky. The wonkyness in other ones comes from screwing around with the pframes which were generated during compression to fill in the space between the i-frames.

So is sabagebu actually worth watching, OP?

finally got this shit working

>>66932
definitely.

>>66888
3123

>>66837
No. Microsoft heave "used" Linux servers, but only when they outsource the hosting to a company that happens to use Linux. Their software sucks, but Microsoft eats their own dog food. Google, on the other hand, probably is used by many of their employees.

>>66964
Can you imagine being so committed to your shitty company that you only use Bing?

>>66964
So Microsoft are pretty much the only people who actually use the Windows Server versions? Makes sense.

>>66879

I hated hipsters before it was cool.

Ironic sage.

>>67029
Cats will die/wither away on a vegan diet because they can't produce taurine on their own. So I guess if I eat the cat it will still be cruelty free because it won't need to be killed.

>>67034
Synthesized taurine exists, flesh breath.

>>67034
Cruelty free meaning that nothing had to be killed is kind of a misnomer. Sometimes killing something is actually the least cruel thing to do. What if I come across an animal that's mortally wounded and obviously in a lot of pain and kill it quickly and cleanly? Can I then eat that animal, since it was a mercy killing and not a cruelty killing?

>>67042
LIFE is pain. Let the mercy-killings begin.

>>67044
Anyone that says otherwise is selling something.

more danny dong

>>67083
it seems to go into vaginas pretty well. maybe the dough just wasn't doing it for him

Don't do waht donny dong does

I wrote a poem for you boys.

Roses is red
Violets is blue
I want to murder-suicide with my tongue lapping your urinary meatus and a 40 crammed in my fucking shit pipe.

>>67102

Some of my friends watch it constantly but I don't think a lot of their taste in tv.

Canadians aren't funny until they come to the US.

I like the first season when it isn't obviously staged. I like the one where they stay up for days.

Every other season it was too transparently planned and their personas went from believable if a little hammed up for the camera to too cartoony.

Corner Gas is my favorite Canadian show. What's yours?

>>67125
North of 60

>>67189
Goats are actually really soft, I'd go to a petting zoo and hug one too if I could do it without some undersexed single mother thinking I'm there to diddle the kids and calling the police.

>>67189
I mean diddle her human kids. I'm not there to do that. I am there to diddle the goats though. I may be a zoophile but I'm no kiddy-diddler, that's just gross.

>>67183

http://www.marryyourpet.com/

>>67193
I want to go to a petting zoo and tell everyone I'm there to fondle the kids. "What? Baby goats are called kids and I want to cuddle and pet them!"

Then I'll molest their children behind the barn.

because nobody likes honkys. not even other honkys.

this board is too slow for this and it doesn't really generate conversation.

random.org

>>67225
This place could be the fastest site ever and this would still be a fucking retarded thread.

Since when in the hell did bundle of sticks OPs start holding the power to tell me what I can fap too?

Fuck you OP, I fap to what I want to fap too! Not you or your bundle of sticks numbers.

>>67224
tru dat homie

>>67134

I get harassed by children in the most weird way.
Every 12/15 year old girl I've ever come in contact with develops an obsessive crush on me to the point were I can't go to parts of my neighborhood and sometimes I need to move away, I'm in my mid-20s and I don't need lolicons running up to me and trying to hold my hand. I'm not going to jail for your horniness or whatever.

When I'm not around they talk to their friends saying: "omg! He's sooo cute!" I'm disturbed by this and sometimes paranoid to leave my house.

>>67258
That does sound rough. There should be a support group for people who can't shake off the aggressive sexual advances of teenagers.

>>67259

It's bad and when I tell them "I'm not interested" or I straight up tell them to "piss off" they just see that as a challenge and come at me harder. One time this 12 year old girl just ran up to me and hugged me and not letting go.

A pedophiles dream is my nightmare.

Reagan thought AIDS was hilarious and it took 10 years and 200,000 deaths to appoint anyone in charge of the epidemic. It took Obama 1 Ebola case to appoint someone in charge.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/chrisgeidner/times-the-reagan-white-house-press-briefing-erupted-with

rude

Cindy Hardcore is an impatient Scrabble player.

>>67302
I don't think she plays Scrabble, she's pretty dense and not very ballza at spelling.

>>67316
I hope we're not talking about your mom, because you should be nicer to your mom. She gave birth to you.

>>67313

Why does no porn come up when I search for "Cindy Hardcore" in google images? Like, seriously, Double-U Tee Eff.

Cindy is a nice lady, she's just not very bright, that's all. God bless her.