https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzDcou5il-A

http://www.wikihow.com/Image:Know-if-You-Are-Gay-Intro.jpg

My name is Graywilde and I am the proprietor of this website.

I don't draw on a cave. I use my knowledge of the mathematics of psychohistory to predict when the fall will take place, and then I gather a braintrust of scientists, engineers, historians, and skilled artisans and tuck them away in a safe backwater to preserve the knowledge of civilization and weather the storm of barbarism until mankind is once again ready to transmit pornography and cat pictures through the air.

Will they accept Wikipedia as a source or is it like college

I'd leave them an alphabet cypher to help them if English is no longer a language.

It's best we just forget

Nakama is the stupidly obvious choice in the big scheme of things.

People don't choose dominion. It is asked of them.

>>68439
I think this is very true. Leading other human beings is a very thankless and horrible job.

>>68438
I second that. If that would be the case, I would instantly take it. Even if Road Eternal had your mate live forever also.

Fisher King. I'll sit in a mall of america sized building creating golems until I have an army massive enough to take over the state. And by the time they expire I'll have created so many more it wouldn't matter. From there I'd continue on to take over the USA, then north america, then the world.

>>68560
Please tell me you're running for president in the next election.

>>68560
Son, do you know what "drugs" are?

>>68564
You mean like soma?

Anyway boredom is important. Never kill time to get rid of it because it forces you to be more creative.

>>68372

That scene in particular is kind of famous for being narmy, though.

>>68646
ehss tuh ehss

Panties.

>>68621
Patron of cats AND gardeners? So who am I supposed to pray to when the stray cats outside shit in my garden?

>>68644
Uh, to Gertrude, dumbass. She'll make sure the kitties have somewhere better to poop than your garden. She'll create a win-win scenario.

Cats don't deserve a saint, they are godless, hedonistic beasts who revel in sin and indulgence.

But they're just so fuzzy wuzzy and cutesy wootsy.

Fun fact: the patron saint of coffee and the patron saint of unattractive people are the same person, Saint Drogo.

also, does anyone have a link for this song? for some reason my download addon is not detecting the embed

>>68700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2rHzx_c60M

Its like a thing to mix the Thomas the tank engine song. My favorite is Biggy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE .

The embed is really annoying though, since it opens in every single tab and just keeps me away from reading so I need to disable it (and forget I disabled javascript) and break everything else or just stay away. Maybe it can be embeded in the frame instead or autoplay video at the top of /b/ like normal? I get the desire to have embedded music but it is obtrusive as hell. I guess its also intrusive too, what's the deal with that?

>>68701


ballza idea

>>68699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUTD6R3hDxU

I'm voting for Hillary.

I will vote for whoever promises the most things and tells me what I want to hear.

>>68594
That's gay, I'm just gonna vote for whoever I can have a beer with. As long as they're likeable, they must be a great leader of nations.

  America sounds fucking terrible.

>>68706
It is. Everything about America is depressing and shitty. Even those having a ballza time or leading ballza lives. Shitty, sorry lot.

rude

>>68692
That's a very categorical line of thought

>>68708
black and yellow Black and Yellow BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1c is anime and gangster rap still the hottest new meme, I really liked this one

>>68708
My penis is categorically erect. Would you fancy a bout of categorical swordplay?

>>68684
Tupac, Fuck yeah!

>>68679
Dude. A US base is not japan. there's taco bell and all that other american shit you don't find in the rest of japan. you might as well be in america when you're there.

Here's a ballza one, how easy is it to get a driver's license in Japan? Do the Japanese drive on the left side of the street and not the right like the US?

>>68688
It's generally not worth it for foreigners, if you don't plan on staying for a while. On a base it might be different. Japan does drive on the left like Britain, and they have some different road laws. I wouldn't say the test is necessarily hard, but people think just because they can drive well in the US it's the same in Japan. If you really want to drive (again, not really recommended unless you have a ballza reason), you usually have to go to driving school which can cost thousands of dollars. The basic practical exam is not that expensive, but you would have to do a lot of self-study before attempting it.

Motorbikes are really the best way to get around if you're not constantly driving on major highways, as they are cheap (both to buy and for gas), small, easy to park, and no one will call you a flaming fucking bundle of sticks for driving a moped there.

But on base? No fucking idea guy.

Here's this for when you're at the airport

>>68727
....really?

But do people actually kill themselves there or what?

>>68735
Two people definitely did. One person died there but it might have been a homicide. It's a whole fucking story.

It's just strange considering the bridge isn't that high nor an ideal place to kill oneself. The two people who did shot themselves and fell in I think.

In one of the parks in my town is a tiled circle. The tiles are colored so as to make a circuitous labyrinth. It's called the clapping circle. It has that name because if one stands in the middle of the circle and claps, a strange high pitched noise will be heard. The noise seems to come from all around you. When I was a teenager I came up with a whole story about why it happened. I wanted to start an urban legend type thing. It never caught on. It wasn't a very ballza story anyway.

>>68744
We've got a similar thing in my city except its just one stone, there's no funny noise and Rick James is buried under it.

Heroin, poverty, misery, awful weather. It's like someone scooped up some shithole provincial town from the Russian far east and dropped it down in the middle of Ohio.

A relative of mine was sainted in 2010.

Andre Bessette, also called Brother Andre. There's a bronze statue of him in Montreal and numerous Catholics schools named after him in Quebec, Ontario, and I believe one in the States. He was my great-grandfather's brother.

>>68600
I misread that as
>numerous Catholics[...]named after him in Quebec, Ontario
and I was going to make some sarcastic comment about how I'm sure there are lots of Catholics named Andre, but then I read it again and that's kind of cool.

>>68600
Tell us more about him! What did he do to become a saint?

Do you know his penis size?

>>68658
In life, people would come to him to be healed and he would help them pray to Saint Joseph. He was apparently always very bashful about his role, attributing any cures to the intervention of Saint Joseph and when people would try to thank him for helping them, he would politely rebuff them and direct their thanks to Joseph.

He developed such a reputation that the church had to build him his own little outbuilding to receive visitors because so many people came to see him every day that it clogged up the normal goings-on of the other Brothers and worshipers.

According to my grandmother, he was a very small, sickly boy and as an adult was very frail, gentle, and quiet. He was uncomfortable with people thanking him for healing them, saying he did nothing and it was all St. Joseph but he still received tens of thousands of visitors a year and eventually had to be given four secretaries because he was receiving upwards of 10 thousand letters a month. Pilgrims would come from all over to see him and those who were too sick to come in person would write to him and he would make time to pray on their behalf.

After he died, he was beatified in the 70s. 1973 I believe. And was a beatus for close to 40 years because apparently the Catholic Church has very rigorous criteria for the sainthood. Documentation has to be provided in multiple instances that you have interceded to provide miraculous cures from beyond the grave and a lot of people are beatified who never become saints because there is no "proof" that they have performed miracles.

So in short, he was Sainted for being a standup guy. Even though he's officially Saint Andre of Montreal now, he's still most commonly referred to as Brother Andre, which I think is a testament to his humbleness in life.

Your lips must be fucked cuz that shit is the best. I've had the same stick for upwards of two years. Moisturizes my lips like a motherhooligan.

The only way I can see Burt's being ineffective is if you were on Accutane or something similar, which can cause chronically chapped lips. My sister had quite severe acne and was on Accutane for a period as a teen and she needs to put on chapstick several times a day even now in her late 20s.

I use it all the time, it works well. I get dry lips a lot. I think it's because I can't breathe through my nose a lot. My nose is crooked and sometimes I can only breathe through one nostril, especially at night. I sleep with my mouth open a lot. Not sure why, I remember I got a soccer ball kicked into my nose as a kid and my nose bleed a lot because of it. Also I used to snort cocaine, that might have something to do with it. I talked to my doctor about it and asked if he could refer me to a specialist, but he basically just told me to use chapstick and drink more water.

>>68771
I never knew this, I was on accutane a little bit as a kid. Maybe that has something to do with it too, weird.

>>68780
Yeah, dry, cracking skin is one of the most common side effects. My sister was on quite a heavy dose for quite a long time and the side effects hit her pretty hard I think.

OP, you do realize that you need to remove the lid first before applying it, right?

>>68687
Yeah it worked ballza that year. [name withheld] did it last year, went on a five day bender and forgot the password to the secret santa e-mail he set up. This year, to keep it simple regs and gray are just going to give everyone $5.

>>68687

Why was he banned again? Just being annoying?

>>68760
He was a pedophile and everyone here assumed he was the main culprit behind the constant pedo threads, I think.

>>68763

But we still have those threads...

Guys, Christmas is all but here and we're being all scroogy.

Time to do some gay porn. You wanna stay away from certain studios, they pay well by literally everyone has HIV.

OP, your grammar is just fucked.

My hair gets curly-er

>>68848
oops. pressed 'reply' too early on accident. what I was trying to say is that my hair gets more curly when I don't shower for a couple days. Something about the oil that builds up sends my curls into overdrive and then nothing I do short of a full shower will relax them. The main thing I remember after taking a shower is that my hair can actually look decent if I take care of it right

I'll suck your cock for a minute.

>>68829

Get in line, I had my eye on OP for over a week now.

Jews are responsible for all the boars.

>>68813

Nothing like a line or two of china white before the highschool talent show. I ended up playing the pepper ann theme song and thinking it was the coolest thing ever.

I haven't been to many but in my experience the bands are pretty terrible. Not in terms of musicianship, they're often solid in that respect. But the music is just boring. The kinds of musicians who are drawn to a battle of the bands are the same types of people who enter contests to have their song played on the local rock station and are generally not innovative, imaginative, or compelling people musically.

But take what I say with a grain of salt as I like some pretty terrible music.

Due to my overbearing mother and the stifling hypocritical religion she was in, I wasn't allowed to listen to music until I was 12 and even then it was for 15 minutes at a time so that satan wouldn't get me through the radio.

>>68821
Well to her credit satan didn't get you after all.

>>68824
Do you know for certain, or are you just assuming Satan didn't get >>68821 ? Kid could be posting from the geographic center of Hell for all we know.

I have a hard enough time convincing myself that life is worthwhile to live in the real world, how could I possibly convince myself that it is worthwhile to live in a virtual one?

Not free on Youtube but you can find it easily...

I was hoping Kim Jong Un would assassinate Seth Rogen and the other guy.

How much longer are these two gonna do gay shit in front of the camera to get cheap laughs? At some point it becomes a little bit insulting to actual gay people tbh.

>>68903
In real life, I hope you mean.

>>68910
yeah

Unless your clairvoyant powers are awakened there is no way for you to know if another can do what you purport to be able to do.

>>68823
wait, what?

>>68853
There is no way for you to know if nobody else is capable of doing whatever it is you said only you can do. Your arrogance and feelings of superiority are logical and can be forgiven to a point, especially when you bring your ego into it, but pride is before a crash. Intellect, smarts and genius are all things that will only hinder you past a certain level; eventually you will have to have a strong heart as well as an open mind and discipline so that your abilities can grow.

You will also naturally gravitate towards those that are similar to you.

No matter how many lives you've led and how much more you grow, you will still be constrained by certain immutable laws that govern existence.



Whatever path you are taking, the best choice is to be loving and patient above all, only straying from that when absolutely necessary.

I'd advise you to go read Initiation into Hermetics by Franz Bardon and to prepare to see both how much power a human can wield with training as well as how infinitely small we all are.

I hope this helps in some way!

>>68854
Well thank you for the honest response. I guess I really wrote this because, yeah, I do sound insane. I'm pretty isolated so I'm never even sure if whatever power I think I have is even real. Most of what I believe is crazy, but at the same time I'm living in a dystopic science fiction novel where the world's basically going to end in my lifetime.... I'm not sure what to think anymore. I have this whole conception of myself that I basically absorbed as much dark energy as would normally kill someone and now I'm whacked out of my mind but I survived. I tell myself I've been resurrected and can't die now. Not that I can't or won't physically die, but at least that upon bodily death, something very different will happen to me than has happened in the past.

But this is insane. The idea that somehow I'm some sort of parasite called a "spirit" which somehow inhabits these naturally forming material automatons and sort of possesses them while they live, like an animating force, only to move on to greener pastures when the thing breaks down.... It's crazy.

But virtually all human cultures are built around the most absurd rituals anyway. We ritually sacrifice, kill, and mortify ourselves just because, well, we're bored and it's the most interesting thing to do. That's what it's really for. Think about some indians taking peyote out in the woods.... They're just there to get fucked up, because it's fascinating, to be terrified. They're there to confront all the darkness outside of their little safe bubble because that's all that's fun really.

Fucking weird place this is. Not just in space but in historical time, 2014 America.... Like a bizzarro world. My parents are both entertained by the stupid shit they put on TV, it's like they eat shit all day and love it. And I just sit here watching them gobble down garbage designed to program them.

Where the hell are we?

>>68904
The most important thing to remember is that everything exists on a spectrum, no matter how strange it may seem. Things in this world are very strange indeed, the current generation of kids will be terribly jaded and cynical by the time they reach 18, but they will keep evolving and new coping mechanisms will become apparent.

Think about your life up until now in your current body. Within seven years every cell of your body will be replaced, meaning the only thing that would make you yourself anymore is the experience you have from your life. The soul itself is something that is physical/spiritual at once, making it a bit of a paradox, but as with anything, you can train yourself to eventually be able to do very interesting things with sheer willpower and thought energy since the brain itself in many ways is a biological quantum computer with unlimited storage.

Whenever anyone (even your own mind!) tells you that you're "crazy", "abnormal" or "insane" then don't worry about it, once you reach a certain level of cognitive ability you can basically begin fiddling with your brains settings like a pc, but to even begin to get on the right path you must remember to keep the intellect and ego in their proper place or you will reap only failure. The ego is that part of you that is forever an infant, concerned only with itself and it's continued survival and comfort and the intellect is cold logic and reason without emotion, which comes from the heart. Looking at the state of science nowadays one can easily see that the spiritual side of things isn't just marginalized, but totally disregarded. This is often due to arrogance and an unwillingness to believe that there is a God or some Divine law of Karma, but science using only the physical eye and the intellect can only go so far.

I feel you about your parents, mine are getting older and its becoming more and more sad when they lie to me and each other about things and generally act like ignorant children. They don't understand this world much at all, but you can't really blame them.

remember you've got your whole life ahead of you, take some drugs (after safely learning about them of course!) and go exploring, wake up the childlike wonder inside your mind and you will see the depression slowly beginning to be pushed back.