Is this thread just an advertisement for that site? Fuck you.

>>71623 Nigga please it's linked to youtube currently, I mean... do you really think google and tunblr are advertising on this website? I'm not getting paid for this I just thought it would be a fun way to share different odd things 99channers would tell their past selves. Really though those jews are way too rich to advertise on 99chan, how did you even think that.

eat it

>>71631
The perfect excuse to advertise on 99chan.

Does anyone still have the gayass gif of the guy dancing in the shower?

Carnivorous pirahnas, actually. They're legal here in the united states to keep as pets, so long as you have written consent from a licensed exotic pet store.

This thread made me so fucking incredibly sad.

I'm also really high right now.

the only help you can provide is to be there when he asks for help. trying to tell him what to do or force his actions (slapping a joint out of his mouth for example) will not help anyone.

I feel like you may be overreacting. If he is trying to get off of hard drugs I understand and perhaps he shouldn't be going to house parties until he's got a better handle, but you physically preventing him from smoking a puff of weed after a party is just going to make things worse. I can see how that will generally piss him off.

Be a friend to him if he wants it, but he is not your responsibility nor your child to scold.

I think you should mostly just let him do what he wants. Don't fight his battles for him.

If you are intent on helping though, you can only really help in preparation. In your anecdote, making an idiot out of yourself when he tries to smoke weed isn't going to help. Help him prepare and train against temptation, but when he is face to face with his demons he has to fight them alone.

Or you could feed him LSD and guide him through a terrifying and climactic spiritual journey. Dramatic fire-and-brimstone yelling and all that. You probably don't have enough shaman powers to do that though.

Smoking weed when you're drunk doesn't count as falling off the wagon. It's only when you are buying weed that you've fallen off.

rude

rude

Nowadays Archie is what happens to entertainment when it tries to fit the new hip and cool post-reddit Internet zeitgeist which is starting to leak into the real world like it happened with xd le meems back in 2007.

comic from the 1970's about hippie santa

rude

I mean, if we're talking about a rich 9 year old and I could share in that wealth, I'd understand that. Otherwise, why buy the calf when you can get the veal for free?

>>65094
Sure, as long as other people raise her, take care of her and keep her healthy, far away from me, until she turns 14.

what's wrong with being a pedofilia? I love feet.

>>71612
You mean podophilliac.

>>71617
I'm not so inbred that my blood won't clot.

>>65035

Best show ever.

JAPANESE CARTOONS

>>65064
will you stop

>>64950
but pagliacci means "clowns"

>>65093
What of it, sir?

>>65098

Enjoy standing around naked, while other people are clothed, for three whole hours.

>I can count on one hand the number of people who have ever seen me naked.

I guess now you wont have to.

Don't worry man. Even if you're a fat sack of shit, you're now art.

i used to do cam shows in college to make money. i would recommend that, but only if you're female or have a partner so you can do couple shows. i never made shit when it was just myself, but i convinced my fuck buddy to join in and we did pretty ballza.

i've never gone 6 hours before. for just me usually average no more than about $10 an hour. when we did a couples show, 10X that much. someone sent her a link of one of our cam sessions that had been recorded and posted online and she freaked out. that was the end of that.

I did it once and it's not that easy. It becomes boring very quickly.

>>65200
Very few sociopaths are actually murderers. I've dated sociopaths and they would only kill your emotions and ability to love, not you physically.

>>65196
That raises a different issue that I'll try to explain by analogy: I imagine that there would not be a statistically significant difference between the percentage of people in prison who would normally identify as gay and the people outside prison who would normally identify as gay. Nevertheless, prison rape is a thing that happens disproportionately.

Similarly, to a crackhead in a morgue another hole might be nothing more or less than another opportunity. Details like "being a child" are secondary to "I bet my penis could fit in this," so throwing around the term pedophile isn't useful here as a description.

>>65208
I wasn't asking if it meant he was a pedophile, I was asking if someone who had sex with a corpse under the age of consent would be tried as pedophila, whatever the relevant laws are.

>>65204
I imagine that very few pedophiles are child molesters as well. Most of them are just sitting at home fapping, if boards like /jp/ and wizardchan are anything to go by. That's why I feel like we need to make the distinction.

>>65218
Your desperate attempt at legitimizing your illness is sad.

I had high hopes for inert gases. But no.

Green didjeridoo won pretty easily.

so does lesbian harpsichord.

fucking house dimir got THIS

>>64785
Lesbian Harpsichord got three results, green didjeridoo got two. They both lose.

Gah fuck this game

I'm terrible at this. "Sneering jews" produced this gallery, so it hasn't been a total loss.

http://soviet-superwoman.deviantart.com/

>>65109
I thought it was a great scene. A ballza slice of life show should show the transience and contrast of life rather than just cute girls doing cute things all the time. I also liked GJ-bu for the same reason.

>>65122
I know man, it's just... like, perfect sad. Not the unrelateable HUGE TRAGEDY AND SUFFERING sad, but everyday sad that you could connect with. You could beat the shit out of Ren-chon with a lead pipe within an inch of her life and it wouldn't pierce her quirky little heart that badly.

rude

>>65143
Do you have a link to the full thing?

>>65241
That is the whole thing.
She died shortly thereafter.

>>65168 here
Oh, and one more thing: her tits were like what I'd imagine two jellyfish would feel like. Strangest tits I've ever seen or felt. It's like they were mostly skin with some very loose fat deposits hanging about. Just enough to provide the weight necessary to swing a little with her movements. Stomach had a lot of loose skin as well. It was difficult to really grip onto much of her body aside from her hips.

>>65170
Do you regret the experience? Or do you feel it has added to you as an individual, navigating the relentless tides of life?

UR a faggit.

(UR FOUND TO HAVE AUTISM)

>>65189

no u

(UR FOUND TO HAVE AUTISM)

I love love LOVE me some dragon lady. I got a massage from this lady once, ended up going back to her a few more times, she was such a ballza kisser...like if you've ever seen a hentai where they kiss? JUST like that, so nasty and loud lol. I ate her out, she tasted like fish or sushi, she was a ballza older gal.

Sweden, you magnificent bastard.

>>65182

I can practically see it.

>>65159
Is that Immortal Technique on the left?

>>65161
We have discussed this before. It is not. Do you believe everything you read on the internet?

>>65301
Yes, I do.

I do not do that as I am not a young socially awkward white male.

>>65399
THAT DOESN'T MAKE.. Oh, pardon me. I sat on your father's erection and it startled me.

>>65398

Dude, when you're up against guys who will attack a heavily armored super soldier with a knife, you've got to kill them til their dead. They brainwash their recruits with psychotropic drugs, and give them all explosive sashes. If anyone bats an eye at killing, they will be detonated, via remote.

Do you seriously want to see the earth turned into a warren of tunnels dedicated to the temple complex of their nameless, eldritch abomination of a god?

I like this song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz5ntB60L00

What about Benghazi?!

>>65363

hot.

rude

No photoshop trickery here, fucking awesome makup

I follow him to look at his pictures, because they're awesome, but he is one of the most self-congratulatory, pretentious fucks ever whenever he writes anything. It's a huge disconnect between his visual talent and his lack of written talent. It's sad that he's such a blow-hard bore.

Because Peter Peppers occur naturally.

What is the most gorgeous hair you have ever seen?

rude

>>65278
That's why I don't masturbate anymore.

>>65286
You just need to stop ejaculating in your hair.

rude

>>65316

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>>65320
well shit, I did the reverse image search thing and posted the url. It didn't work as excepted.

>>65316
>>65321
great teacher onizuka

if you have any other questions feel free to ask :^)

>>65322
who is the tiny woman with the enormous cat?
>>65317

>>65455
Alisha

>>65296
Don't cry just because you can't refute me. You wouldn't say "she's such a bitch-in-cunt". That makes no goddamn sense. You can't use adjectives like that. Show me one other phrase where it's acceptable.

"He is a commander currently filling (or 'in') the role of chief."

Languages have lots of weird implied shit. I was learning about conditional mood in Italian and I didn't get it at first, I was like conditional of what? But we do the same thing in English. We say "I would like some of that". Technically it's an incomplete conditional but it's kind of implied we mean "I would like that, if you'd give it to me". Language is weird.

Preposition trouble

>>65298
does it tickle ur clit and turn u on but only some times?

nope

theres a thread over at /fronk/ with some cool pixel art

http://imgur.com/gallery/0AnOW

this person's work is neat

Had to cut it in half because size restrictions.

Second half

>>65434

I wanna make a movie in 256 colours. I think it would be pretty cool. I'm not really a fan of the faux animation these days, but this shit looks like it took talent.