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65028 No. 65028
Greetings fellow 99chan users

Today I came upon a startling self-realization.

Although I very much find women my age attractive for obvious reasons, I find that I am arguably more attracted to the older ladies (milfs/gilfs.)

I think this to be caused by a knowing of the fact that it would be more difficult to knock up an older lady.

Thoughts on this? Also milf/gilf thread please
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>> No. 65029
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65029
I only like anime milfs, because 3DPD. But I'd say that it has more to do with milfs just being more mature and knowing what they want then any reproductive capability. You even have to watch them because many times they want a baby a whole lot more than normal 3D women.
>> No. 65030
/ss/ with milfs is the best. I wish I had a catty older woman around to teach me about the pleasure of cumming inside when I was a young boy.
>> No. 65031
>>65029
>dat ass
:P
>> No. 65042
>>65030
I, too, would have enjoyed that. I can only speculate how much less socially retarded I would have been had I not been an awkward virgin as a teenager.
>> No. 65077
>>65029
what
>> No. 65078
>>65077
I do apologize profusely. I did say "then" when I meant "than". I usually don't make such mistakes and they are not up to the high standards that I hold myself to or the standards of 99chan. For this, I am truly and sincerely sorry, first to 99chan as a whole, then to you for any confusion I may have caused, and finally to the families of those lost on 9/11. I'm sorry.
>> No. 65080
>>65078

Don't joke about 9/11 man, my brother died that way
>> No. 65082
>>65080
Well, maybe your brother should stop crashing planes into buildings.
>> No. 65083
>>65082

I think he said his brother died while making 9/11 jokes. Keep your hands on the wheel Casanova.
>> No. 65084
My friend died in the south tower. He was in the bathroom furiously masturbating in his office when the order to evacuate came. He joked every day the various towers around NYC looked like penises about to ejaculate. We would all laugh, not picking up that he was fatally addicted to masturbation. But that was Mark. When he wasn't shaking up the commodities markets, he was shaking spend seed from his floppy rod.
>> No. 65087
>>65084
Well at least he died the way he lived.
>> No. 65116
>>65083
Not to get super off-topic, but why did you refer to him as Casanova?
>> No. 65120
Milfs are hot, but the word milf is often misused, a milf is a chick that is aging gracefully in her mid to late 30s who has managed to maintain perky nips, a hot bitch from 18 - 29 who has a kid is just a hot bitch with a kid.
>> No. 65168
When I was 23, I had sex with a woman in her early-50s. I remember at some point she asked me if I wanted to fuck her in the ass and I said sure. She took my d out and put it in her ass and it actually felt even looser than her vagina. Suffice to say, it wasn't a particularly exciting experience. I kept losing my erection, because none of her holes gave any traction except for her mouth.
>> No. 65170
>>65168 here
Oh, and one more thing: her tits were like what I'd imagine two jellyfish would feel like. Strangest tits I've ever seen or felt. It's like they were mostly skin with some very loose fat deposits hanging about. Just enough to provide the weight necessary to swing a little with her movements. Stomach had a lot of loose skin as well. It was difficult to really grip onto much of her body aside from her hips.
>> No. 65184
>>65170
Do you regret the experience? Or do you feel it has added to you as an individual, navigating the relentless tides of life?
>> No. 65189
UR a faggit.

(UR FOUND TO HAVE AUTISM)
>> No. 65194
>>65189

no u

(UR FOUND TO HAVE AUTISM)
>> No. 65258
I love love LOVE me some dragon lady. I got a massage from this lady once, ended up going back to her a few more times, she was such a ballza kisser...like if you've ever seen a hentai where they kiss? JUST like that, so nasty and loud lol. I ate her out, she tasted like fish or sushi, she was a ballza older gal.
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