Finally he's gone, he was so boring and wishy washy.

That's how the forties were kids. Nothing but openly gay senators and black presidents.

I'm no Archie expert but I'm pretty sure it's always been quite liberal, despite its hokey atmosphere.

>>64105
and men taking showers together

And men going on dates with other men

And being afraid of nude women

And owning sexy slave boys

>>64106

Archie sucks. Tin-tin is the far superior red-haired comics character. Motherhooligan went from telling Congolese children about their "motherland" Belgium to helping Latin American guerillas lead a bloodless coup. And in between, he went to the fucking moon. Plus, his best friend is a drunk and everyone else in the Tin-tin comics is drinking more or less constantly.

He never has a girlfriend and spends all his time with a middle aged man. He's like the patron saint of 99chan: racism, alcoholism, radical politics, and sexual ambiguity.

Archie can suck my d.

Hopefully now that Archie is dead they'll do a proper reboot and give us a new Archie origin story. I hope they don't bull any Batman RIP shit and have Jughead, Reggie, and Veronica duke it out to see who will don the cowlred hair and take up Archies mantel.

Nightwing is going to become the new Archie

I normally hate memes but I think this deserves to be posted.

>>64113
Are you European, or one of the very few American Tintin fans?

>>64113
Eat shit, faggot. Spirou is the superior redhead.

I fapped to le petit spirou a lot when I was a kid. I don't think my mom ever found out how lewd it was. Lolololol

>>64118
picture related, 99% of the jokes in that comic were about scantily clad bodacious babes

>>64117
Canadian. Nelvana produced the Tin-tin animated series in the early 90s, which was my first exposure to the character.

>>64120
Bodacious is a word that doesn't get used enough. And you used it perfectly, that girl is definitely bodacious.

Dilton was a voyeur.

Dilton had a sex doll.

Apparently there was an archie comic about occupy wallstreet.

I have this mental image of a 60 year old man eating cracker jacks and listening to old time radio in his nursing home room, reading this shit religiously while waiting for his children to call or visit.

Am I the only one baffled that this series still exists?

>>64136
60 year olds aren't even that old, bro. My dad's 65 and he doesn't remember a time with just radio. Archie was fairly popular when he was a kid, though.

>>64113
He totally fucks Castafiore.

>>64136
I dunno, man. Archie comics are pretty hip with the times.

>>64136
A 60-year-old was born in 1954. So, that means growing up in let's assume a middle class American family, they would have access to television, cassette tapes, credit cards, and VHS tapes as a teenager/young adult. You must be 15 or something to believe 60 to not only be old enough for a nursing home, but old enough to have had "old timey" radios.

>>64135
Veronica is always so fucking hot. But then again, a total bitch. I always hoped Archie would fuck Betty. He was close a couple few times, but then he always goes to Veronica or something. Even when he was a kid. What a faggot.

>>64142
But in the end he had a baby with this chick.

Oh. Actually, it looks like he had babies with Betty and Veronica too.

>>64147
>>64146
Archie: The T.I. of the comic world. So many babymamas.

>>64142
I always thought Veronica was the hottest as a kid. Betty was like unbuttered toast. Veronica was not only hotter (that raven hair) but has some fire.

>>64140
My dad is 55 and he grew up without electricity until he was 7 and without a phone til he was 11. They had a TV though, shortly after they got electricity. He liked Thunderbirds.

>>64153
>Veronica was the hottest as a kid
Well that came out wrong.

or just right...

>>64139
the fuck is up with veronica's upper lip

>>64155
maybe she was punched in the mouth

Goddamn player Archie fucked all the bitches. And have twins twice in a row, what a fucking champion. A man can only dream to be half as ballza as that red haired pussy slayer.

>>64112
I recently found out from Cracked that that particular one came from a spin-off made by one of the old Archie writers but had been distributed under a different label (Spire Christian Comics). It sorta lays outside of the normal Archieverse and it's basically just hardcore fundamentalist propaganda from the 70s.

It's basically like the CDI Zelda in that sense.

Archie Radio Show:
The Adventures of Archie Andrews
https://archive.org/details/ArchieAndrews

>>64153
>My dad is 55 and he grew up without electricity until he was 7 and without a phone til he was 11.

Where was this? Appalachia?

>>64275
>Where was this? Appalachia?
Saskatchewan

Apparently Archie Comics did Sabrina the Teenage Witch, too. I'm just going to link to the clickbait because it's easier than explaining.
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2014/07/23/the-rather-surprising-fate-of-sabrina-the-teenage-witch/

>>64351
>Archie Comics did Sabrina the Teenage Witch, too
I thought that was common knowledge.

Archie also did Sonic.

I

Apparently Veronica was dating six boys at once.

The fun thing about Archie comics is that it's been going on for so long, you can see ghosts of times long past by reading old issues.

Remember when women with masculine hairdos were nonexistant?

a comic from the 70's poking fun at the women's lib movement

rude

Remember when Tyrone Power was well known?

A comic from 1972 where Archie time travels to 2012

rude

http://fyeaharchiecomics.tumblr.com/

rude

rude

Nowadays Archie is what happens to entertainment when it tries to fit the new hip and cool post-reddit Internet zeitgeist which is starting to leak into the real world like it happened with xd le meems back in 2007.

comic from the 1970's about hippie santa

rude