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Malchick 14/07/21(Mon)14:57 No. 64281

Hey guys, let's play a game.

Search deviantART using any two words which do not result in:

Cat Girls
Doggirls
Catboys
Petting Zoo People
Sonic the Goddamned fucking Hedgehog
His lovely friends
Anthropomorphic Animals
Yaoi/Yuri

The Rules

1. Use two English words to search DA. These two English words must not be someone's name (e.g. You can't search for Benjamin Frankin).

2. You must search "All Deviations" and get results on "Most Popular" for "All Time".

You may get a lot of search results, so if they don't come up on the first 10 pages or so and your eyes are burning out, then just change your search category to "Comics", "Anime / Manga", or "Anthro" to verify.

3. If you find a catgirl (or catboy, or [animal]boy/girl in the search results, you lose. This includes fan fictions about them.

4. If you get less than 10 search results, you lose. This is to dissuade the use of obviously successful medical terms and poo poo like "Cephalosporin Antibiotics".

5. If you use any of the words from the Winners' Circle, you lose.

6. Whether you fail or succeed, post the two words you used.

7. If you play and you lose, you must post at least one of the images of your failures.

8. If you claim to have won, the other players get to check DA for catgirls using the rules and your search words (what a joyous task). If there aren't any, then you win! You will be added to the Winners' Circle at the bottom.

8a. IMPORTANT RULE COROLLARY: If you are claiming to win, and I look through your search and find even one loving fluffy ear or a single cat tail peeking out from behind so much as an inanimate object, then so help me God.

9. SERIOUSLY THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: If you manage to find something EVEN WORSE than furries and Sonic the Hedgehog, you lose. I am a fair man and will use this rule sparingly as I realize it is a catch-all, but I need this rule here to punish and disqualify those that find truly horrible eye poison because after dozens of pages of this I am in pain.

- [Expert Mode]: If you win on Expert Mode, you will land a spot in the Expert Mode section.

- [Expert Mode]: Try and search for something you actually want to find. I will judge this based on how legit it sounds (e.g. "Coffee Pot" sounds legit to me, "Space Donkey" does not). This is entirely subjective.

- [Expert Mode]: Try not to find any anime period, like a REAL MAN.

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>>	Malchick 14/07/23(Wed)03:14 No. 64347 File 140609968922.jpg - (105.95KB , 752x1062 , Tamara_au_rapport_by_AmiralAesir.jpg ) Thought I had a chance with "atmosphere saluation", but noooooooooo....... fucking furries, they're everywhere. I give up.

>>	Malchick 14/07/24(Thu)04:25 No. 64349 I won with Geotechnical Engineering so long as Naruto doesn't count as an animal person because of the fox soul or whatever. He's fully human in the picture. That is way harder than it should be.

>>	Malchick 14/07/24(Thu)10:16 No. 64352 File 140621139713.jpg - (9.51KB , 188x200 , whatsthisidonteven.jpg ) "backyard baseball" is a winner, as is "cannabis pipe". However, "cannabis smell" turns up this fantastic image.

>>	Malchick 14/07/24(Thu)11:36 No. 64357 File 140621618447.jpg - (88.30KB , 852x938 , aquarius_by_coppahhead-d68apoj_png.jpg ) >>64352 Canabis pipe is a fail found this under it.

>>	Malchick 14/07/24(Thu)11:38 No. 64358 File 140621632863.jpg - (203.74KB , 528x700 , Backyard_Baseball_1_by_midgithepirate.jpg ) >>64352 Backyard baseball failed as well.

>>	Malchick 14/07/24(Thu)12:50 No. 64359 >>64357 Except you spelled cannabis wrong in your post which makes me think you may have spelled it wrong in your search.

>>	Malchick 14/07/24(Thu)13:17 No. 64364 >>64359 No, I just checked.

>>	Malchick 14/07/24(Thu)13:21 No. 64365 File 140622245946.png - (140.81KB , 1506x530 , ceiling_derpy_by_doctor_g-d4vvonn.png ) Floor Ceiling lost because fucking ponies.

>>	Malchick 14/07/24(Thu)13:24 No. 64366 File 140622268636.png - (338.36KB , 643x860 , bearthing.png ) Tesselated Triangle lost because of this shitty bear thing.

>>	Malchick 14/07/24(Thu)13:28 No. 64367 Green flower wins, although it brings up Pikachu and some animu shit.

>>	Malchick 14/07/24(Thu)13:32 No. 64368 File 14062231203.jpg - (141.04KB , 900x836 , angel.jpg ) No clue why I thought abstract angel might win. Angel was a stupid word to use.

>>	Malchick 14/07/24(Thu)13:35 No. 64370 File 140622332269.jpg - (233.98KB , 995x802 , cavepainter.jpg ) Cave painting lost. Abstract Stairs won on expert mode.

>>	Malchick 14/07/24(Thu)13:40 No. 64373 File 140622362621.jpg - (75.04KB , 600x429 , As_American_as_Mrs__Bull_by_ShoNuff44.jpg ) American Flag Lost.

>>	Malchick 14/07/24(Thu)17:48 No. 64383 >>64366 If that bearheadthing wasn't so poorly designed and drawn, that would have been a cool album cover for a chillwave band circa 2009.

>>	Malchick 14/07/25(Fri)07:15 No. 64402 File 140628694015.png - (11.91KB , 259x200 , luna_space_by_akkiv-d5ykjdz.png ) Lost. Search was shelf space

>>	Malchick 14/07/25(Fri)08:27 No. 64405 File 140629127911.jpg - (205.81KB , 1115x716 , compound_thoughts_by_huntinsnake-d7l0a2s.jpg ) "Compound interest", second page. Christ.

>>	Malchick 14/07/25(Fri)10:52 No. 64406 File 140629996628.jpg - (70.46KB , 662x502 , ___MIDNIGHT____by_HA2693.jpg ) I lost, "Whiteboard marker" did result in this image. NOKO has been used.

Malchick 14/07/25(Fri)12:08 No. 64407

"Chronic constipation", "genital warts", and "anal herpes" all work. If anyone else wants to try other things that I have had, because my depressingly destructive and slutty life seems to have finally come in useful for something, you can continue the search with "gallbladder sludge", "rectal gonorrhea", "mini stroke", "ruptured cyst", "retarded ejaculation", and "toe amputation."

>>	Malchick 14/07/25(Fri)13:06 No. 64411 File 140630797419.png - (127.48KB , 699x373 , talkingdog.png ) >>64407 Genital warts does not win.

>>	Malchick 14/07/25(Fri)13:08 No. 64412 File 140630812335.png - (1.11MB , 900x2127 , analherpes.png ) >>64407 Anal herpes only has 9 results and brings up this sheet of sparkledogs.

>>	Malchick 14/07/25(Fri)13:12 No. 64413 File 140630837917.jpg - (190.41KB , 700x843 , toe.jpg ) Toe amputation does not win.

>>	Malchick 14/07/25(Fri)13:18 No. 64415 File 140630872199.jpg - (1.57MB , 2524x1872 , horns.jpg ) >>64407 Chronic constipation doesn't win, I think. There are people in this picture with animal horns.

>>	Malchick 14/07/25(Fri)13:26 No. 64416 "Gullible shut-in" works.

>>	Malchick 14/07/25(Fri)20:08 No. 64435 File 140633329714.png - (67.78KB , 919x870 , fabian.png ) >>64416 It does not work. Meet Fabian the rabbit.

>>	Malchick 14/07/25(Fri)22:32 No. 64441 File 140634195370.png - (148.40KB , 1191x670 , nuclear_winter__by_benprower-d5xmkd8.png ) "Nuclear holocaust" lost way sooner than expected. Not sure if you're counting fucking ponies as anthropomorphic animals, but I still count them as a loss. For humanity.

>>	Malchick 14/07/25(Fri)23:30 No. 64443 File 140634543462.png - (201.29KB , 900x675 , sparkledog.png ) Italian flag lost.

>>	Malchick 14/07/25(Fri)23:31 No. 64444 File 140634548727.png - (68.82KB , 518x388 , sparkledog.png ) French flag lost.

>>	Malchick 14/07/25(Fri)23:32 No. 64445 File 140634554234.jpg - (96.70KB , 894x894 , australian.jpg ) Australian flag lost.

>>	Malchick 14/07/25(Fri)23:33 No. 64446 File 140634560451.jpg - (57.09KB , 564x494 , australian.jpg ) British flag lost.

>>	Malchick 14/07/25(Fri)23:34 No. 64447 File 140634568739.png - (133.01KB , 889x899 , canadiansparkle.png ) Canadian flag lost.

>>	Malchick 14/07/26(Sat)01:39 No. 64451 File 140635316623.jpg - (174.71KB , 325x650 , Cuddleman_by_hellcorpceo.jpg ) Arizona flag was doing great up until page 7. Even though I hate fucking faggot furry / anthro shit, I do dig this artist's style.

>>	Malchick 14/07/26(Sat)08:10 No. 64452 This is one of the most boring games ever. "Captain Picard" worked for a few pages. I gave up looking past maybe the third results page, because I'd rather be kicked in the nutsack than continue this horrible game. I want the OP to kill himself.

>>	Malchick 14/07/26(Sat)12:55 No. 64454 File 140639375732.jpg - (149.89KB , 719x1111 , captain_twilight_picard_by_riznof-d5faw90.jpg ) >>64452 Captain Picard loses.

>>	Malchick 14/07/26(Sat)13:12 No. 64455 File 140639474424.png - (186.87KB , 1070x746 , danish_bronies_mascot_by_shiladalioness-d4g94yd.png ) The mascot for Danish bronies.

>>	Malchick 14/07/26(Sat)17:35 No. 64459 I think "islamic state" is ballza. Lots of shitty muslim comics though.

>>	Malchick 14/07/26(Sat)19:44 No. 64468 >>64451 His aesthetic is really cool actually, and at least he picked an interesting animal and not another fucking fox or wolf or raccoon.

>>	Malchick 14/07/26(Sat)19:57 No. 64472 File 140641904398.jpg - (122.16KB , 774x1032 , sanic.jpg ) Plastic bag lost.

>>	Malchick 14/07/27(Sun)01:52 No. 64480 File 140644033368.png - (39.61KB , 690x1124 , Eldi_by_Dimitre_Ulster[1].png ) Ulster hand lost.

>>	Malchick 14/07/27(Sun)05:03 No. 64481 File 140645178248.jpg - (12.98KB , 246x164 , 1402715228056.jpg ) I have officially won: "Lancer Evolution" http://www.deviantart.com/?q=lancer+evolution

>>	Malchick 14/07/27(Sun)07:37 No. 64482 >>64481 But don't you really lose, in the grand scheme of things? Needlessly complicated Google whacking on Deviantart. Are you proud of that? Well, are you?

>>	Malchick 14/07/27(Sun)15:20 No. 64486 Republican Army fails with the first image but Óglaigh hÉireann wins.

>>	Malchick 14/07/29(Tue)22:32 No. 64543 http://www.deviantart.com/?q=PHOTAGRAPH+CAR Did I win?

>>	Malchick 14/07/29(Tue)22:52 No. 64545 File 140668872114.png - (955.72KB , 2716x1200 , tracking_terry__the_new_batch___part_8_by_satsumal.png ) >>64543 "photagraph" is not an English word. "Photograph Car" even loses pretty badly.

>>	Malchick 14/07/31(Thu)05:20 No. 64583 ``colonial architecture´´ easy, like >>64287-kun said.

Malchick 14/07/31(Thu)16:58 No. 64595
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>>64583
Barely broke 100 on a 1400 result list.
Bird person center bottom.
http://www.deviantart.com/art/colony-196034705

You also lost at ~300 with http://www.deviantart.com/art/Disney-Map-207593214 but I'm not going to go any further.

>>	Malchick 14/08/03(Sun)11:00 No. 64694 File 140707804116.png - (112.22KB , 469x1125 , Ottsel_Nine____Inert_Gas_Rocks___by_metallixfaker.png ) I had high hopes for inert gases. But no.

>>	Malchick 14/08/05(Tue)13:58 No. 64785 File 140726150999.jpg - (83.96KB , 1024x752 , Dissapointment.jpg ) Green didjeridoo won pretty easily. so does lesbian harpsichord. fucking house dimir got THIS

>>	Malchick 14/08/05(Tue)14:02 No. 64786 >>64785 Lesbian Harpsichord got three results, green didjeridoo got two. They both lose.

>>	Malchick 14/08/06(Wed)01:35 No. 64815 Gah fuck this game

>>	Malchick 14/08/25(Mon)04:05 No. 65234 File 140895393132.jpg - (360.77KB , 1280x1280 , what.jpg ) I'm terrible at this. "Sneering jews" produced this gallery, so it hasn't been a total loss. http://soviet-superwoman.deviantart.com/

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