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64281 No. 64281
Hey guys, let's play a game.

Search deviantART using any two words which do not result in:

Cat Girls
Doggirls
Catboys
Petting Zoo People
Sonic the Goddamned fucking Hedgehog
His lovely friends
Anthropomorphic Animals
Yaoi/Yuri

The Rules

1. Use two English words to search DA. These two English words must not be someone's name (e.g. You can't search for Benjamin Frankin).

2. You must search "All Deviations" and get results on "Most Popular" for "All Time".

You may get a lot of search results, so if they don't come up on the first 10 pages or so and your eyes are burning out, then just change your search category to "Comics", "Anime / Manga", or "Anthro" to verify.

3. If you find a catgirl (or catboy, or [animal]boy/girl in the search results, you lose. This includes fan fictions about them.

4. If you get less than 10 search results, you lose. This is to dissuade the use of obviously successful medical terms and poo poo like "Cephalosporin Antibiotics".

5. If you use any of the words from the Winners' Circle, you lose.

6. Whether you fail or succeed, post the two words you used.

7. If you play and you lose, you must post at least one of the images of your failures.

8. If you claim to have won, the other players get to check DA for catgirls using the rules and your search words (what a joyous task). If there aren't any, then you win! You will be added to the Winners' Circle at the bottom.

8a. IMPORTANT RULE COROLLARY: If you are claiming to win, and I look through your search and find even one loving fluffy ear or a single cat tail peeking out from behind so much as an inanimate object, then so help me God.

9. SERIOUSLY THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: If you manage to find something EVEN WORSE than furries and Sonic the Hedgehog, you lose. I am a fair man and will use this rule sparingly as I realize it is a catch-all, but I need this rule here to punish and disqualify those that find truly horrible eye poison because after dozens of pages of this I am in pain.

- [Expert Mode]: If you win on Expert Mode, you will land a spot in the Expert Mode section.

- [Expert Mode]: Try and search for something you actually want to find. I will judge this based on how legit it sounds (e.g. "Coffee Pot" sounds legit to me, "Space Donkey" does not). This is entirely subjective.

- [Expert Mode]: Try not to find any anime period, like a REAL MAN.
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>> No. 64282
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64282
I lost. The search term "muslim witch" brought up this.
>> No. 64283
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64283
Lost again. Tragedy memorial brought up this.
>> No. 64284
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64284
I thought I had it with "scotch whisky" but there was this one. It's doubly maddening because there's no expressed scotch anywhere in the picture.
>> No. 64285
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64285
This was the only one that came up with "aquarium filter"
>> No. 64286
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64286
I won with "Hittite ruins". Over 10 results and this is the closest it got to losing.
>> No. 64287
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64287
Won on expert mode with "Glencairn Glass". No anime. It's a rather easy game once you get into things teenagers and most nerdy young people have no interest in.
>> No. 64288
Won again with "preraphaelite brotherhood".
>> No. 64297
>>64284
That green bottle on the forefront could be a bottle of Glenlivet
>> No. 64298
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64298
I really thought I had a shot with "planned parenthood".
>> No. 64320
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64320
Searched "legal deposition" and this was the closest thing to my term in that I guess a deposition could come up later? Thankfully didn't see any images of animal droppings on our court system.
>> No. 64321
>>64320
Should have searched for "Rico Suave".

I'm not gonna do it.
>> No. 64324
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64324
>>64321
I searched it. There's ponies, there's furries, there's anime shit.

Here's Rico Suave the pony.
>> No. 64330
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64330
Well waddya know, 99chan actually brings up a few results.
>> No. 64332
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64332
Searched goth funeral got pretty far in then fucking sonic had to show up.
>> No. 64333
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64333
>>64287
>The Rules

>1. Use two English words
>Glencairn
>> No. 64334
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64334
Lost with 'happy times'. I have no idea why I thought that would work.
>> No. 64335
>>64333
Glencairn is a city in Ireland, which speaks English as its primary language. Is "Dublin" also banned?
>> No. 64337
You know what's weird? Code Lyoko doesn't bring up any furry shit on the first page. Same with Princess Mononoke.
>> No. 64338
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64338
Dentist Toothpaste brings up fucking ponies. That counts as anthro animals, right?
>> No. 64340
Square window won for some reason.
>> No. 64342
>>64335
OP should have specified "proper nouns" instead of just "someone's name".
>> No. 64346
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64346
"Oatmeal Cookie" lost Expert mode on the first page (stupid fucking Bleach fanart).

Thought it might have a chance in Normal mode, but 6 pages in I see this...
>> No. 64347
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64347
Thought I had a chance with "atmosphere saluation", but noooooooooo....... fucking furries, they're everywhere.

I give up.
>> No. 64349
I won with Geotechnical Engineering so long as Naruto doesn't count as an animal person because of the fox soul or whatever. He's fully human in the picture.

That is way harder than it should be.
>> No. 64352
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64352
"backyard baseball" is a winner, as is "cannabis pipe". However, "cannabis smell" turns up this fantastic image.
>> No. 64357
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64357
>>64352
Canabis pipe is a fail found this under it.
>> No. 64358
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64358
>>64352
Backyard baseball failed as well.
>> No. 64359
>>64357
Except you spelled cannabis wrong in your post which makes me think you may have spelled it wrong in your search.
>> No. 64364
>>64359
No, I just checked.
>> No. 64365
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64365
Floor Ceiling lost because fucking ponies.
>> No. 64366
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64366
Tesselated Triangle lost because of this shitty bear thing.
>> No. 64367
Green flower wins, although it brings up Pikachu and some animu shit.
>> No. 64368
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64368
No clue why I thought abstract angel might win. Angel was a stupid word to use.
>> No. 64370
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64370
Cave painting lost. Abstract Stairs won on expert mode.
>> No. 64373
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64373
American Flag Lost.
>> No. 64383
>>64366
If that bearheadthing wasn't so poorly designed and drawn, that would have been a cool album cover for a chillwave band circa 2009.
>> No. 64402
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64402
Lost. Search was shelf space
>> No. 64405
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64405
"Compound interest", second page. Christ.
>> No. 64406
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64406
I lost, "Whiteboard marker" did result in this image.

NOKO has been used.
>> No. 64407
"Chronic constipation", "genital warts", and "anal herpes" all work. If anyone else wants to try other things that I have had, because my depressingly destructive and slutty life seems to have finally come in useful for something, you can continue the search with "gallbladder sludge", "rectal gonorrhea", "mini stroke", "ruptured cyst", "retarded ejaculation", and "toe amputation."
>> No. 64411
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64411
>>64407
Genital warts does not win.
>> No. 64412
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64412
>>64407
Anal herpes only has 9 results and brings up this sheet of sparkledogs.
>> No. 64413
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64413
Toe amputation does not win.
>> No. 64415
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64415
>>64407
Chronic constipation doesn't win, I think. There are people in this picture with animal horns.
>> No. 64416
"Gullible shut-in" works.
>> No. 64435
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64435
>>64416
It does not work. Meet Fabian the rabbit.
>> No. 64441
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64441
"Nuclear holocaust" lost way sooner than expected. Not sure if you're counting fucking ponies as anthropomorphic animals, but I still count them as a loss. For humanity.
>> No. 64443
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64443
Italian flag lost.
>> No. 64444
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64444
French flag lost.
>> No. 64445
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64445
Australian flag lost.
>> No. 64446
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64446
British flag lost.
>> No. 64447
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64447
Canadian flag lost.
>> No. 64451
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64451
Arizona flag was doing great up until page 7.

Even though I hate fucking faggot furry / anthro shit, I do dig this artist's style.
>> No. 64452
This is one of the most boring games ever. "Captain Picard" worked for a few pages. I gave up looking past maybe the third results page, because I'd rather be kicked in the nutsack than continue this horrible game. I want the OP to kill himself.
>> No. 64454
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64454
>>64452
Captain Picard loses.
>> No. 64455
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64455
The mascot for Danish bronies.
>> No. 64459
I think "islamic state" is ballza. Lots of shitty muslim comics though.
>> No. 64468
>>64451
His aesthetic is really cool actually, and at least he picked an interesting animal and not another fucking fox or wolf or raccoon.
>> No. 64472
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64472
Plastic bag lost.
>> No. 64480
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64480
Ulster hand lost.
>> No. 64481
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64481
I have officially won: "Lancer Evolution"
http://www.deviantart.com/?q=lancer+evolution
>> No. 64482
>>64481
But don't you really lose, in the grand scheme of things? Needlessly complicated Google whacking on Deviantart. Are you proud of that? Well, are you?
>> No. 64486
  Republican Army fails with the first image but Óglaigh hÉireann wins.
>> No. 64543
http://www.deviantart.com/?q=PHOTAGRAPH+CAR
Did I win?
>> No. 64545
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64545
>>64543
"photagraph" is not an English word. "Photograph Car" even loses pretty badly.
>> No. 64583
``colonial architecture´´

easy, like >>64287-kun said.
>> No. 64595
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64595
>>64583
Barely broke 100 on a 1400 result list.
Bird person center bottom.
http://www.deviantart.com/art/colony-196034705

You also lost at ~300 with http://www.deviantart.com/art/Disney-Map-207593214 but I'm not going to go any further.
>> No. 64694
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64694
I had high hopes for inert gases. But no.
>> No. 64785
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64785
Green didjeridoo won pretty easily.

so does lesbian harpsichord.

fucking house dimir got THIS
>> No. 64786
>>64785
Lesbian Harpsichord got three results, green didjeridoo got two. They both lose.
>> No. 64815
Gah fuck this game
>> No. 65234
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65234
I'm terrible at this. "Sneering jews" produced this gallery, so it hasn't been a total loss.

http://soviet-superwoman.deviantart.com/
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