>>75874
Post evidence or you're a liar liar pants on fire.

>>75878
My evidence is to utter the following phrase:

"Go to an outdoor music festival."

>>75882
Porta potties don't count as actual toilets

>>75945
If the music festival is at a campground, as many are, then there aren't just portapotties. There are probably solid, foundationed wood or brick outhouses on the park grounds.

TAKE THAT YOU BITCH

>>75955
No, I'm not going to take it.

It turned out to not pass. Opinion polls show most Ohioans supporting legalizing the devil's lettuce, but opposing the issue in the way it was presented which would have given the guy from 98 Degrees and some Hindu witch doctor lady a government sanctioned monopoly over the right to grow weed.

>>75893
Yeah, the whole "only these 10 companies can do it" thing probably would have turned me off as well. I still would have voted for it in all likelihood but that was a pretty BS move. Just do what Colorado and Washington did and it would probably have passed, but noooo now the rest of the east coast and midwest states are going to be timid about their own efforts.

awesome

>>75895
If I were a more conspiratorial type I'd say that the reptilians/Illuminati/Rothschilds/whoever orchestrated the whole thing and had Responsible Ohio run such a shitty campaign on purpose to drive down public support and keep the herbal Jew illegal.

>>75926
Nah it was just the normal back room bullshit. The only way certain big money interests would throw their weight behind it was if they had a personal stake in its success, and when light was shown on that it became "the issue" instead the merits of pot legalization.

So the anti-pot people got to feel like they were scrappy underdogs fighting for principle, and people who were already on the fence got pushed to the anti side by the shenanigans. Leave it to Ohio, I guess.

>>75858
Sex is physical reproductive organs, gender is rooted in identity and is a construct or concept, not a physical manifestation.

>>75872
So would it be gay sex if the turkeys in the pictures posted above were sexually female but male by gender?

>>75892
It would be exactly as gay (or not) as a woman fucking the current cross-dressing iteration of Chris-chan.

Incidentally, what would an autistic turkey be like?

>>75894

I am grateful for the fact that there was once a roman governor called Cumanus because that name is wonderfully homosexual.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ventidius_Cumanus

go to amsterdam

>>75898
Their weed is shitty and so is their prices. Plus aren't there muzzies everywhere over there now?

>>75899
They are still outnumbered by Gypsies.

Shut up, Matthew. I have pictures of your penis and if you don't delete this thread, I'll post them.

>>75885
His name is Zachary aka "ZipZap Thunderlightning", not Matthew.

The Cont. (from >>75864)
>it's meaningless unless you're planning to . . . justify prejudice. (if a man came at you with a wrench and you ran away, that would be prejudice) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prejudice
>regardless of how statistically "correct" those generalizations are.
So, I'm curious, what if the generalizations were 100% accurate and said that all left-handed people will kill at some time in their life? Would you still disregard them? Because the truth is that around half of marriages end in divorce and around 66% of those are initiated by women. That means that women will file for divorce in approx 17% of all marriages. That is statistically significant enough to affect individual considerations because it is easily likely to actually happen to any given individual.

30 homicides per 100,000 people compared to maybe 4 or 5? Sure, 30 is 6-7 times higher, but given the 100,000 it's still not hugely likely. Basically, you can't judge someone by what groups they fall into unless the numbers are high enough that there is a ballza chance that the behavior/attribute in question will present itself. It's rare to find a group that has such a high rate of any attribute. 1 in 3 is enough to warrant taking significant precaution, especially when your livelihood and your family itself is at stake.

>The only thing I particularly care about is that people have the choice to do whatever it is they like.
Can't make a choice without info, and people often fall into predictable behavioral patterns. The numbers clearly show this.

Lawl. "Correct" in quotation marks. "Information and knowledge don't matter, only how I feel matters". You know what? I honestly do still wish you a happy Thanksgiving. Not to piss you off. I just want all of us to have a ballza day. Fuck your turkey with KY gravy for all I care. Whatever it is, have fun, you guys.
Dr. A., signing off

>>75880
Another thing about pants is that pants are like war. Say you have some pants, multiple pairs, more than enough pants. But you see that your neighbour has two pairs of pants that are great and you want them. His waist is a little bigger than yours; he's a 34 to your 32. You know because you asked. And you see his pants and you think "those are a little too big but if I bring the waist in, they'll be just perfect." Which is like women. Women own a lot of pants. Because women own a lot of shoes. And shoes go with pants. You might even say that you wear shoes beneath pants. I'm not saying that, but you may. But anyway, so women have all these shoes, and as a result, all these pants. But women only like certain types of pants. Sometimes they want something showy but most times they want something simple that fits right. You see, it's all about the fit. The fit of a pair of pants is a lot like chess. You move the pants around the chessboard until you capture the king pants. Which is what women want: king pants.

If they can't have king pants, they'll settle for the next best thing.

>>75881
>>75873

deleted my post to look for a better picture of pants, but since I got a reply I'll just re-post it.

Hypothetical pairs of pants are not the same as pairs of pants actually owned, is that what you're getting at?

>When there is one type of pants, and they are not ballza, who is to blame? The world, because there is only a single pair of pants.

But there is never a single pair of pants. At one point in time, unless she grew up in a society where children get betrothed, the woman was single. She had to make a choice between a thousand different men. If the pants she chooses in the end aren't perfect she won't blame the world, she'll blame herself for not trying on other pants before making a purchase. She will go back to the store and attempt to exchange the unwanted pants for a better pair.

And one more thing about pants: if the pants don't fit, you must acquit. Women want to find the right judge to acquit them. And when they can't find that, they try on many pairs of pants. Thousands of pairs. And when she finds the wrong pair, she won't blame the pants. She'll blame herself. And the pants. Because pants don't have feelings.

Because they are pants.

Pants.

>>75881
If women owned no shoes, do you think they would give up wearing pants? Could the solution be to make women go barefoot?

>>75834
I know nothing about knives, but I just want to drop by and say that you have made a hellza neat find. I am jelly. Most Nepali Kukuris I can find online are significantly less ornate than the one you found.

>>One of the interesting things about it is it's strange mix of symbolism, it has an engraving of Ganesha (hindu elephant god) on the scabbard, the yin-yangs are Chinese/Taoist, and the blade has a collection of Buddhist symbols on it.

That's Nepal for ya. In that country Asian religions blend together in a unique way, it's rather interesting. Most people there believe in a local mixture of Buddhism and Hinduism.

>>75834
Post about it in a forum for knife fans. Surely someone there would be able to tell you more about it. We want to know its meaning and history, too!

>>75851
I'm mostly interested in the age of it, that would say a ballza bit by itself. There's one self-proclaimed knife-expert but he lives in a backwater, so I'll have to go this weekend or later. If nothing else he might be able to give a date range on it and assess the quality of the steel. The goldish bits are most likely brass, as there's some tarnishment and discoloration on a part of it, but it is quite thin.

Another interesting factoid about the Kukri is the notch at the base of the blade, there's a variety of different reasons given for this. It acts as something to stop blood/liquid/sap from getting onto the handle, but it's also shaped like a cow's hoof (or teat according to some), or the Om symbol. Other sources suggest that it's the vagina of the blade, meant to mind remind warriors not to kill women/children (as well as cows).

>>75854
I'd be interested in what you learn from it, if you wouldn't mind. Heck, I've already learned a bit. I never noticed the cow hoof shape and never knew the vagina angle.

I learned that knives are sharp. Mommy said no no to the knives no no. Mommy spanks me when I am bad.

>>66670
Don't worry bucko, everyone knows you're smart and cool, you defending yourself so painfully doesn't detract from that.

>>66573
Who is this beauty?

>>66574
BBQ? Big beautiful...quail? Please tell me it's quail.

>>75844
That seemed more obvious than the other acronym, BILS: Bird I'd Like to Stuff.

>>75844
Big Beautiful Queerosexuals.

>>75847
Thanksgiving is coming soon, innit?

that doesn't look like a real picture.

What the other guy said+ box niid would have been funnier.

I don't get what the big deal is.

>>75842
you need to be more trusting of things that you see on the internet, of course it is real

>>75556
Too much filler. I don't trust people who like Dragon Ball Z. Too much filler.

>>75560
Filler episodes are one of those things we subject children to because they teach children the virtue of patience. Real life often seems to have filler episodes that only offer a pointless and canonically dubious distraction from the main story arcs of people's lives, so it's ballza that they learn about that sooner rather than later. It's much easier to accept the inevitable pointless bullshit in one's own life when one can see even Goku himself having to fritter away 30 minutes on the hard, tedious work of shouting and increasing his power level.

Of course, filler episodes are something to be outgrown, like Santa Claus or Jesus. That doesn't make them useless concepts, however; you can still learn from them all the same.

Your mom is one long fill-her episode.

>>75566
Like that baby carrot between your legs could fill anyone.

Oooookay, I'm back to baseline after some...binge drugging, but I wanted to try to keep this thread alive because I will do my best to get evidence abs recordings of all conversations I have with any jws, if possible.

When I made that post in song format I was ludicrously high, so forgive my lack of attention to detail.

As far as that religion goes, it has been completely subsumed by the negative state for a very long time. The members are often fine folks, but being in that sect/cult/religion/lifestyle/ means a few things, which I'll explain to the best of my ability.

1.You (We) are better and special and different from THEM (outsiders). THEY have NO morals, are to be pitied, looked down on and condescendingly "taught" the error of their ways and cajoled/convinced/persuaded/guilted into the religion so that they can be turned into zombie units that go proselytize others. There used to be extensive training and such about how best to defeat any augments and such, but over the years new bible books came to light and the head honchos got sloppy with telling us zombies not to read them. That is what triggered (lol) me, because you don't tell me not to read something, or I'll read it, at least back then. I was big into hardening myself by reading the worst things I could find and seeing how they affected me. I ended up finding dozens of books of the bible that had been hidden and covered up for not a Damn thing.

That sparked a wildfire in me and I tried for months to talk to people in the religion about what had happened, but they just made excuses, even the higher ups.

I'll be contacting the abuser this month and will let you dudes know how things are coming along.

Thanks again for all your help and advice, I'm going to handle this shit and get on with my life. Much love 99

What do you need help with?

zerohedge :^)

>>75505
>strange consequences for our race.
Like the creation of a Kwisatz Haderach through centuries of controlled breeding.

>>75355
So we should only have psychiatrists because what they do is a hard medical science and we should not have psychology, counseling or therapy? Or we should not strive to articulate more ethereal or ephemeral aspects of the human psyche, only those that can be identified and measured as physical or chemical phenomena?

What are you saying? Or are you just a 20 year old STEM major angry because you (probably erroneously) think the guys in the arts and soft sciences are getting laid more than you?

Would it be bigoted to classify nullos (people who desire to have no genitals) as mentally ill? What about people who desire to have no gender?

http://gawker.com/i-still-unload-this-man-is-a-nullo-who-removed-his-1645409616

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2149879/Japanese-man-22-cooks-genitals-serves-paying-dinner-party-guests.html

is adam spiegel the guy that der spiegel is written about

>>75818
No, you're thinking of his brother Spike.

>>75704
Instead of grumpy cat it would be

bumpy cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJF7k5cFQEQ

>>75787

wow this website fucking sucks

(USER WAS DIAGNOSED WITH SWINE FLU)

>>75803
You can't use 99chan's official tagline without permission.

>>75803
lol

>>75799
If anything the smells should be less obvious without having some fabric to trap and retain all the pussy juices and ass stank.

Three. One to cup the balls, one to beat the shit out of it until it coughs up blood and a third to film it for thw snuff industry.

>>75770
Did you catch this week's snuff film yet? Elvis Presley and Henry Kissinger beat a street urchin to death. Best episode in a while. Can't wait for next week.

>>75771
I only caught the part where your mom was slowly dismembered.

Also, yous a ho.

guise this is sad ;-;

Saliva plays a big part in digestion and helping the bolus to slide down the throat.

>>75737
>bolus
That's a funny word for penis.

Theoretically speaking, what would happen if you spent a year ingesting all your food through your nose?

>>75755
There would be no problem with your overall health, but it would probably severely damage your nasal canal, causing inflammation. Especially if you're using tubes like all those bondage porn videos I watched. How the food gets to you hellza has no effect on your overall dietary health, though.

The smell of food affects the way you experience taste, right?

What if they sold special scented sticks that you would stick up your nose while eating certain foods? I wonder if this could be used to make disgusting foods like liver more appealing.

sure. she liked it. she would provoke me just to hit or choke her and then it would turn into rough crazy sex. i left her after about a year of it. it was too intense. i don't want to punch and choke a girl everytime i want to get my d wet.

>>75694
Son, where do you keep your nuts? Hanging from your navel or something? It's very easy to protect your jewels even if your arms are engaged.

>>75719
How? Do you just squish them behind your legs so they can't be hit from the front?

>>75728
Come to my place I'll show you a couple of ways to protect your bollocks without having to go all bufallo bill on us.

>>75694
Check out this fool. He can't retract his sexual organs into his torsal cavity during combat!

It's like the gay fart version of the bukkake bomb woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mLtwqJyjdM

Painful to watch

>>75666
My baby probably wouldn't be mentioned in nerdy books (or any worthwhile book, for that matter) unless it was born with six arms and a butt on its head :(

My baby would never be protected from extinction by animal rights groups, nobody would care if my baby went extinct

My baby would never be responsible for infecting people with strange exotic diseases

My baby would never be a cute larvae and would never shed its exoskeleton

My baby would probably grow up to be a stupid boring banker that everyone would forget about

>>75668
>My baby would never be responsible for infecting people with strange exotic diseases
That's what my parents thought too but look at me now you don't even want to know what I've been spreading

>>75667
Now, Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler was different. When someone named a species of blind cave beetle after him, he sent them a thank you note.

Adolf Hitler is more polite than Beyonce.

>>75673
He's prettier too :3

>>75676
Damn right.

>>75648
The former, although I wouldn't be surprised if everyone's butt also had a different smell.

Their natural scent, their diet and how well they wipe their behinds would probably all be important factors in how they would smell.

I'd like to think it's more than just buttholes that we could smell.

We do smell our hands after giving a handshake. Everyone does it. That tells me we determine some limited things from smell, but I think we are trying too hard to insert the whole butthole thing into this. I get that it's the novelty of smelling an asshole that made this thread interesting, but how many of us are willing to ask someone to fart in our faces?

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/301485.php

People with Alzheimer's smell muskier than normal folks. Do you think they have musky butts too?

>>75659
>how many of us are willing to ask someone to fart in our faces?
I don't ask so much as politely offer money in exchange for a fart in my face. Women on the street react badly but strippers are amiable.

That fart powder went right in his mouth. You don't even want to know how hard I'm laughing right now. I'm a little bit ashamed.