I'm thankful for my chinese cartoons, the screengrab feature on smplayer, and Chinese takeout places that deliver on holidays. I'm also thankful for GNU with Linux added, or as I've taken to calling it recently, GNU plus Linux.

Also that is clearly a chicken, not a turkey. Unless that guy is twelve feet tall and has a cock as big as my arm.

>>68359
Is this a turkey?

>>68361
Yo momma's a turkey, punkass cracka.

I'm thankful for the United States' lax laws regarding shotacon, and for the Indian restaurant that was open today so that my family did not have to cook.

I'm also thankful for 99chan and the people that keep it running, as well as weed for always being there for me.

rude

rude

im thankfull 4 u op

The animal sandwich cutters I received yesterday :3c

They also work really well to cut things like bologna or cheese!

>>68449
>>68450
that's hella gay dude, and this is coming from an actual homosexual.

I also have some egg molds and some thingies to make sticky rice into cool shapes! I just really like pretty foods. Now I really need some of those fancy heart shaped vegetable cutters to make lovely cucumbers and carrots and whatnot.

>>68456

Egg molds as in, you crack an egg into it and then cook it into a whimsical shape?

IF SO WHERE CAN I BUY THIS I NEED THE FISHY EGGS

>>68457
It's more complicated than that. There companies that makes them in the US. It typically involves putting it in the mold and then leaving it cold water for a while, but success rates are... questionable.

>>68457
Like >>68458 said, it's more complicated than that.

There are other types of egg molds which you may prefer, though. I can't find any to make fishy eggs, but here's one to make penis shaped eggs.

>>68454
Don't pretend you're a fucking fag spokesman. Go fuck an AIDS African with ebola.

im gay

>>68528

your gay

It's November again, thanksgiving will be there soon!

>>68366
How does one determine a cooked turkey's sex or gender? That seems like it would be difficult what with the bird's genitals being scooped out with the rest of its internal organs and having most of the secondary sex characteristics get cut off.

This matters because that picture can't be considered gay porn if that's a female turkey.

>>75855
All poultry sold as food is female. Males aren't as meaty and tend to be more aggressive, so keeping large groups of them in the same place doesn't end well. Numbers of males on a farm are kept low and male chicks are culled.

>>75855
Well anon, I don't know about turkeys, but I know that sexing baby chickens is very tricky business and that chicken sexer is a job that pays very well. One method of sexing involves squeezing the feces out of the chick's cloaca so that the sexer can look inside its butthole. If it has a bumpy butthole, it is a boy chicken. If it has a not bumpy butthole, it is a girl chicken. I hope this post was educative for you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick_sexing

>>75855
>sex or gender

What's the difference?

>>75858
I'm pretty sure I once saw some screencap of a Tumblr post talk about transfowl, but I can't find it again.

Can animals be transgender?

>>75856
>All poultry sold as food is female

This is why you should stuff a turkish man instead of a turkey for Thanksgiving.

rude

>>75858
Sex is physical reproductive organs, gender is rooted in identity and is a construct or concept, not a physical manifestation.

>>75872
So would it be gay sex if the turkeys in the pictures posted above were sexually female but male by gender?

>>75892
It would be exactly as gay (or not) as a woman fucking the current cross-dressing iteration of Chris-chan.

Incidentally, what would an autistic turkey be like?

>>75894

I am grateful for the fact that there was once a roman governor called Cumanus because that name is wonderfully homosexual.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ventidius_Cumanus