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Malchick 14/10/18(Sat)23:14 No. 67260

My father spent his life building up his refrigerator company. From a small startup, clawing for every customer he could get, he gained both fame as a charismatic salesman and someone who really cared about his customers. He would go on to do commercials, and trade shows showing off his new high-end refrigerator model.

My father was a refrigerator magnate.

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>>	Malchick 14/10/18(Sat)23:25 No. 67261 I think you mean he was a homosexual.

>>	Malchick 14/10/18(Sat)23:36 No. 67262 >>67261 Do you mean coldosexual?

>>	Malchick 14/10/18(Sat)23:44 No. 67263 Your dad sounds like a fucking loser.

>>	Malchick 14/10/19(Sun)10:29 No. 67271 why would your dad go in the refrigirator business of all things

>>	Malchick 14/10/19(Sun)16:38 No. 67275 >>67271 Do you have a refrigerator?

>>	Malchick 14/10/19(Sun)20:08 No. 67280 >>67275 No.

>>	Malchick 14/10/19(Sun)21:02 No. 67281 File 141376693145.png - (29.86KB , 886x679 , cranksmycogs.png ) WOW GREAT THREAD 10/10 WOULD VIEW AGAIN (user was hurr durr)

>>	Malchick 14/10/19(Sun)21:38 No. 67282 >>67280 Where do you live? South Sudan?

>>	Malchick 14/10/19(Sun)21:40 No. 67283 File 141376924988.png - (40.66KB , 480x800 , wp_ss_20141019_0001.png ) Guys, was I out of line with my reaction after taking six hours to make my second move in a Scrabble game and being told to hurry up?

>>	Malchick 14/10/19(Sun)22:19 No. 67284 >>67283 Breast pumps wouldn't be ideal for such a task.

>>	Malchick 14/10/19(Sun)22:25 No. 67285 Even Max Hardcore drew the line with piss.

>>	Malchick 14/10/20(Mon)00:24 No. 67288 >>67284 I wasn't exactly going for efficiency and quickness.

>>	Malchick 14/10/20(Mon)01:15 No. 67289 Max Hardcore is a ballza dad.

>>	Malchick 14/10/20(Mon)01:53 No. 67290 >>67289 Are you his son or daughter? Minnie Hardcore? aaaaand it's a pun thread again.

>>	Malchick 14/10/20(Mon)13:00 No. 67293 >>67283 here She never responded and resigned the game, giving me the win by default. She did that after I googled her username and found out that she is a 44-year-old housewife from Ohio named Cindy.

>>	Malchick 14/10/20(Mon)15:45 No. 67294 >>67293 I live in Ohio and I know a middle aged housewife named Cindy.

>>	Malchick 14/10/20(Mon)20:36 No. 67302 >>67294 Tell her to not tell people to hurry up, because it's not nice.

>>	Malchick 14/10/20(Mon)22:02 No. 67313 Cindy Hardcore is an impatient Scrabble player.

>>	Malchick 14/10/21(Tue)00:11 No. 67316 >>67302 I don't think she plays Scrabble, she's pretty dense and not very ballza at spelling.

>>	Malchick 14/10/21(Tue)01:50 No. 67320 >>67316 I hope we're not talking about your mom, because you should be nicer to your mom. She gave birth to you.

>>	Malchick 14/10/21(Tue)03:03 No. 67321 >>67313 Why does no porn come up when I search for "Cindy Hardcore" in google images? Like, seriously, Double-U Tee Eff.

>>	Malchick 14/10/21(Tue)05:12 No. 67322 Cindy is a nice lady, she's just not very bright, that's all. God bless her.

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