when people try to cover up bad smells with perfume

like, when a lady is on her period and you can smell it but you can also smell her heavy perfume and the combination of smells is awkward

t-this clown is so stern :(

clowns can be happy or thirsty for blood, but they should never be stern!

>>67329
How often do you think you smell women who are on their periods?

>>67343
Every day. It's so disorienting. Every where I go, women are on their periods and it stinks so bad.

I know a younger woman who doesn't get periods, and she loves it. It's probably just a defense mechanism to cope with the fact that she's infertile, but she seems to greatly enjoy the lack of blood from her snatch.

>>67343
I don't go out a lot but I swear to god, sometimes when women need to change their pads or tampons you can smell it. Pads probably smell worse being outside the vagina and all.

>>67347
>I don't go out a lot

YOU DON'T SAY.

>>67349
You have never smelled the scent of a woman in a skirt and a pad that really needs to be changed carelessly spreading her legs?

I'm still trying to figure out what's so "uncomforatable.gif" about OPs image. Looks to me like it would contour nicely to the large intestine.

>>67351
Maybe once or twice, sure. But you are out of your mind if you think it's anywhere near a common occurrence.

>>67373
I have an above-average sense of smell, I can detect odors down to a tenth of a nanoscent. I used this acute sense of smell when my mother was severely burned and I sniffed out some wild aloe plants, like an allow-sniffing savant-hound, my neurons firing on all neurocylinders. I then used my intense scentsibilities to retrace my steps back through the woods, having no need of breadcrumbs to prevent myself from becoming lost on my aloe hunt. I followed the breadcrumb trail of my ozone, the byproduct of the electrical bursts from my firing synapses that leaks from my ears whenever I am dedicating my formidable neuron count to an important search.

Upon returning home, I used by superior cow-like chewing ability to mash the aloe into a paste and apply it to my mother's burnt anus.

>>67375
That's very impressive.

>>67354
It vaguely ressembles a long string of mucus.

i get uncomfortable when people can see me eating. i hate eating out. if i am in the cafeteria at work and someone sits down with me then i pretend i have finished eating. it sucks bc sometimes i just started eating and i have to clean everything up and get back to work without eating cuz some jack-off wanted to show me a fucking cat video on youtube or talk about the weather

>>67394
You're already extremely awkward and somewhat weird, so just bring a towel with you and drape it over your head while you eat. Trust me, nobody will treat you any differently.

life

These guys are making the exact same face and it's freaking me out

>>67444

They aren't "making" the same face, because it is the same face.

>>67448
That's even more uncanny!

The stares of infants...so creepy and filled with love.

>>67394
If someone sits near you then cover your food with your hands like you think they're going to try to take it from you, then hiss at them. They'll get the hint after that I betcha.

>>67394
Same here. I don't like the idea of eating near other people, especially if they can see me.

I don't like pooping near people.

>>67328
When OPs can't spell "miscellaneous."

>>67328
When other anons beat me to pointing out OP's misspellings.

>>67663
You spelled mispellings wrong on purpose, didn't you?

When it takes you guys 10 days to point out someone's spelling error.

>>67670
You asked me if I misspelled "mispell" on purpose on purpose, didn't you?