I would have a lot of fun planning out various things to show the watcher. Every day I'd put something weird on the windows or I'd dance around in a horse mask for his amusement. In a way I am sad not to be the owner of this house.

invite him in for bumsex

>>73613
Make sure you specify who's sexing whose bum. Sticking it in the pooper requires trust and communication from everyone involved.

>>73613
If you walked around your house completely naked with your curtains open he would probably see your penis. You could give him stripteases every night, Dzhokhar.

I want to film a movie from the perspective of "The Watcher." It will have elements of the following.


- Studio Audience

- College Coeds Cast as Neighbors

- Bizarre pranks that will scar the family for life

- An extensive and public audition for the hand model for the hands by which the Watcher will be visible.

If anyone is interested, let me know.

>>73629
What kind of bizarre pranks?

>>73629
I'm interested.

i would murder some cunt in my home and see if the watcher still watches

>>73632

Take their couchsurfing ad and using it as a casting couch for the co-eds. They never explicitly told us not to...

I honestly wish something like this would happen to me. I would have so much fun stalking the watcher and trying to figure out his identity. I'd leave messages to him on my door, I'd leave little cakes outside for him and I'd invite him to 99chan.

In the messages to the family, the watcher makes it seem like he doesn't want the house to be altered in any way. Maybe I'd change the wallpaper to something hellza tacky just to see how he would react.

Of course I'd get a gun and install some cameras in case he turned out to be dangerous. I get the impression he's just some guy trying to be creepy, though.

Hire Kamajors to guard my house.

bump this on every stereo in the house 24/7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8ezWOEiLF8