There's a Spanish-language mass at my church on Saturday evenings. I help out with the music there, and it's nice to immerse myself in another culture.

After that I'm taking my horn and playing with a local community band. People go nuts when The Stars and Stripes Forever coincides with the beginning of the fireworks show.

Take a bunch of stimulants and jack off for hours.

This isn't related but I always wondered: does having a penis hurt?

>>73733 It usually feels nice.

>>73733
every minute that it isn't inside a warm orifice is pure agony

i am a bad person

>>73733

It hurts knowing that because daddy chopped off part of your d, you will never experience sexual pleasure. I think most American males experience this, we just take psychological pleasure in the idea of sex, and the intimacy it brings.

Also I never understood why women think wanting to have sex with them is an insult. Sex is a great tool to learn about a person's inner psyche. What they are willing to do in bed tells a great deal about how generous they are, whether they can project an external ballza into an internal ballza, and whether they are capable of having sex at all.

I would never trust a woman I have not had sex with.

>>73737
For the same reason straight guys get all annoyed and weird if/when a gay guy gives them a compliment or thinks they're gay and wants to hook up. Other guys might find it flattering once or twice, but when it happens constantly it gets annoying.

>>73737
It's because girls already know that guys wants to have sex with them. Guys want to have sex with everything. When a woman talks to a man, she immediately assumes that he is judging her on her looks and that he may be having sexual thoughts about her. "I want to have sex with you" is just something that doesn't need to be said.

I mean, think about how easy it is for a woman to get sex. She just needs to approach any male and ask for it. For women, being fuckworthy is not an achievement like it is for guys.

And then, of course, there's slut shaming. Even if a woman does feel flattered by a sexual comment, she might act angry because showing her true feelings might send the message that she is slutty or willing to have sex when she might not be.

>>73742
Frankly, I think it's nicer when guys give attention to women (by helping them out, buying them stuff, etc) instead of voicing their sexual desire out loud. It sends the message "I want to fuck you" but at least the girl gets something out of it.

>>73742

>I mean, think about how easy it is for a woman to get sex. She just needs to approach any male and ask for it. For women, being fuckworthy is not an achievement like it is for guys.

haha what

I've known several women that are still virgins.

>>73744
Yeah, because they're picky about their partners and aren't content being used solely as fuckholes. If they hellza wanted to lose their virginity they could just walk into a bar, talk to the first sketchy old man they came across and get laid right there.

>>73742
>>73745
Sure smells like teenager in here.

>>73746
Sure smells like delusional PUA in here.

>>73743
People have complained that words like betaban me have become overused, but words become popular for a reason. In this case, it's because there's no shortage of suckers willing to do something for only a vague secret hope and being disappointed that no one will give them what they didn't ask for.

Let me steal the form of an old Soviet joke:
Q: I heard a fedora talk about being on the horizon of getting laid. What does that even mean, "horizon of getting laid?"
A: Well, a horizon is an imaginary line far in the distance, and no matter how quickly you travel toward it you never reach it.

>>73738
Your anal-ogy would work better if it was gay guys complimenting gay guys. Actually as it is it doesn't actually apply.

You know I've had women catcall me. And what I find annoying about it is, if you are seriously interested, give me your number or something. Don't just drive around yelling "Sexy Baby!" That doesn't help anyone.

>>73742

That's part of the problem. Chicks tell me "Oh you must say that to everyone."

But hellza, she's the first girl I've talked to in months. This is why I love French. Love and like are synonyms in sexual contexts. Damn our prudish Germanicism.

And you know I think this hypersexual male thing is a spook. I don't actually know anyone who fits the stereotype. And it is a stereotype. A man's feelings matter less than dirt.

There's this huge false dichotomy between what sex is, and what sex has been engineered to be. Sex is a great tool for intimacy and bonding, and it tells you so much about a person that you would never otherwise experience. Normal conversations in civil society are very restricted, in the orgasm state you can tell them anything, inflict anything, and it will be interpreted pleasurably. The next closest thing to that is religion, and people LOVE religion.

I think my stance is philosophical. I view love and sex as a universal ballza. The rest of society seems to view it as a vice, which is what happens when you don't start with the Babylonians.

>>73750
>Love and like are synonyms in sexual contexts. Damn our prudish Germanicism.

No, it's retarded as hell, you don't "like" hamburgers or your favorite Vietnamese slideshow or whatever the same way you "like" your lover or your child.

>>73745

>If they hellza wanted to lose their virginity they could just walk into a bar, talk to the first sketchy old man they came across and get laid right there

And if a guy wants to get laid, just start complimenting the first lonely looking 250+ pound girl you see.

>>73748
I don't even know what that is.

>>73751

No shit sherlock. I specified context in the sentence you quoted. You didn't even read.

>>73754
And your context is fucking wrong, nerd, you say "I like ham" and "I love you" with the same goddamn verb in French.

That is to say, they are not synonyms, they are the same frigging word.

>>73756

I was comparing 'J'aime' with 'adorer;' 'amour' etc. I was making the point that in that language, like is a lesser form of adoration (which I think is closer to our English concept of Love), but it is still love nonetheless. It's important to note, J'aime is not derogatory, and has positive connotations that saying "I like you" does not have in English. "I Like Big Butts." etc.

You don't have the same connection with 'wie' and 'liebe,' for example.

j'aime les grosses fesses sounds so much more perverted than I like big butts

I haven't been paying attention are we hellza arguing about French words now? I knew 99chan was Canadian but not that Canadian.

fessez moi avec une baguette

Napoleon Bonaparte Charles de Gaulle Julian Assange.

>>73769
If Julian was a frenchman his name would be Julien, not Julian! Suck my croissant.

>>73750
> if you are seriously interested
They're not. They're just rowdy and want to cat-call.

>>73772

I guess I can learn to live with it. I just feel so, used.

>>73780

It's like society came up to me and said, "Look, I found this dog shit on the ground. I know it isn't yours, but I want you to have it."