how did this bitch do her hair and why is it so amazing

>>73900

It's from a Mexican tv show. They know how to sex up their lolis.

>>73900
The general shape requires no fewer than 8 stretchy hair ties.

The colors are probably clip-in extensions, but they do nicely complement the multipack of highlighters color scheme that was popular then.

why is it that every time someone posts child porn or sexualized little girls I end up staring at their hair and clothes

I want to save those images for fashion purposes but it would surely land me on a FBI watchlist

Why are pedophiles such great stylists?

>>73908
It's not even porn. Come on, man. You can't live your whole life afraid that someone somewhere might get aroused. Even if you tried you would only succeed in creating new fetishes so people could turn the unsexy into sexy.

>>73912
you can see her panties, therefore it is porn

>>73934
Is that a rule now, that panties = porn?

When did we stop being human beings and start being weeaboos?

Sexy lolis should be illegal.

>>73946
I bet you'd love to detain all the sexy lolis in your own personal Guantanamo but who wouldn't

yes

>>73952
This image is extremely inaccurate. Winx club girls are flat chested.

>>73955
Those are clearly implants.

She looks like a cartoon Emilie Eckstrom.

>>74019
How long do you think it must have taken for her to cover her entire body in that orange spray tan?

>>74024
I looked that up and it generally takes 20 minutes to spray the stuff on, 10 minutes for it to be dry enough to put on clothes and go home, and 8 hours before it's hellza dry enough to sweat or get wet. It lasts for about a week.

Yeah, shoving a vitamin D pill down a pale chick is a lot less work.

remember that friends episode where ross gets a spray tan?

>>74054
I never watched Friends because my friends said it was a gay show, and your entire middle school life is trying to stop yourself from looking gay. One of them was a hellza handsy motherhooligan who would feel up all the boys any chance he got, in the name of "rough housing". He joined the football squad because he liked the handling, I think. That boy was me. I'm pretty gay now.

>>74056
Cool bro. Wanna come over and build a pillow fort in my basement? Afterwords we can JO and watch some 90s anime. Maybe commit ritual suicide on my alter to bhaal. Totally cool.

>>74056
Why didn't you join the wrestling team?

>>74059
Even middle schoolers with only a faint idea of what being "gay" actually means think wrestling is too gay. Also my school didn't have a wrestling team.

>>73908
Actual sickfuck pedo here, I have absolutely no idea. Just covertly save whatever you like fashion wise and put it under lock and key or look at some of the Candydoll sets.

>>74056

How did you feel when/if you finally watched Friends and found out it's not a gay show at all?

>>74417
I watch some of the reruns on TBS sometimes, shit's still pretty bad but I can imagine myself thinking it was the best show ever back then. The lack of minorities also would have pleased my racist preteen self.

I was googling pubert, the lovable little mustachioed munchkin from the Adams family when google told me to look at images relating to precocious puberty.

I learned something important today. 99chan, I think you should know that there exists disorders which cause little boys to have HUGE ds. Five year olds with adult sized ds. Needless to say, I was shocked.

>>74419
Yeah it's pretty funny that they live in NYC but the only black character is Charlie who shows up for a few episodes in season 10.

Though, I should say that when I was in New York I spent some time with some Manhattan yuppie friends of my cousin and they were all white except one Chinese girl and went to bars that were like 90% white etc etc and seemed to live these weirdly segregated lives. Then I went and hung out with my gross punk friends in Queens and I would estimate about a third of the social circle I was in was black, so maybe it's a demographic/wealth thing.

>>74435
Everywhere's like that to an extent, though it can slip some people's notice because de facto segregation caused by socioeconomics isn't polite to talk about.

>>74437
Yeah the big difference between those two groups was geographic and economic - first a bunch of young professionals who get bi-monthly haircuts and have lived in NY for 5 years but have never been to Harlem; then a bunch of art weirdos with bad tattoos who had no money and lived in multiracial neighbourhoods. In addition to the socioeconomic differences there was also just a different tribal identity between the two groups, different values, and a different lifestyle.

I live in a city that's 33% Chinese but I don't have a single Asian friend, though I did fuck a girl from Taiwan for a while.

>>74443
Hey I'm from the Chinese government, happy fun internet information battarion for justice, and I would just like to point out that Taiwan is part of China so you should say "I fucked a girl from China" because that is for the ballza times. ballza ruck and have a pleasant worker's day.

>>74444
Thank you for the correction, hardworking representative of the benevolent government of the People's Republic of China.

rude

>>74443

Thai chicks are the hottest!

>>73908

That is a hellza ballza question.
Im guessing is something about the complexity of the situation. When you have so scare oportunity of doing things right you just don't want to screw up AT ALL.