Holy shit, just look at this fecal anaconda

I think that poop is seriously bigger than my penis.

>>65458
A baby carrot is bigger than your penis, bitch.

You call that "elephantine"? Amateur.

>>65463
Alright, it's a poop-off. Put up pics with household items for scale. Winner takes all.

What have you been eating? I want to shit like that. It doesn't happen often, but when it does I love it.

>>65467
An iranian beef sandwich probably caused it. That turd was very painful when it came out.

>>65471

If you look closely at the left most part of the curve (as viewed) you can see what appears to be some sort of thin and circular metal ring, like a straightened paper clip or a key ring, or maybe a poor man's wedding ring. What the fuck have you been eating?

>>65471
A "beef sandwich" is actually Persian slang for homosexual sex.

>>65479

Do you know that because you're Persian, gay or both?

>>65466
I'm the motherflippin' Toilet Survivor, biatch.

>>65482

>toiletwolf.jpg

>>65477
It's a cock ring... I-I've been sucking off persian cock...

>>65484

Is that you rickb?

Pamela Hayden is the hottest 60-year-old of all time.

Today I took a tiny shit.

>>65524

Did you just mix your shit and piss in the same bowl? You're a fucking monster.

>>65553
I generally sit so that I can piss and shit at the same time. Much more practical than standing up to pee.

>>65554

That's absolutely disgusting. If you were a logger it might have been acceptable, but it appears that you're not so it isn't.

Wait a cotton-picking second, there are people who urinate, flush, then shit? And they think they're the normal ones? Jesuits.

I sit down all the time. Only time I stand to piss is at urinals. Its comfortable to sit, lets me read a bit of my book and makes sure I don't tinkle all over the seat or even the floor.

For whatever reason, my d likes to separate my piss stream into two, sometimes three streams. I very rarely get all my piss into a toilet.

>>65607
I actually sit pretty often too. It's nice to just relax and sit on the toilet for a few minutes, innards all loose and free. I piss then just sit there a while, thinkin about stuff, realxin. I only ever stand if I'm in public or in a hurry.

>>65607
I've had too many incidents involving accidentally pissing all over myself or my friends' bathrooms. I always sit down when I've been drinking because those are exactly the times when you piss yourself and "maybe if I just drench my pants with water people will think the sink exploded on me or something" sounds like an excellent idea.

>>65607
i pierced my d so now without jewelry i have 2 streams at right angles. it's a fucking mess if i don't sit down

>>65704
Please film yourself peeing standing up with no jewelry!

>>65709
If he actually does it, could we give this gentleman his own token as a reward?

I'd like to see him piss while pinching his urethra shut, so the urine all comes out the piercing hole.