Could I wish for an object which would have the potential to change someone's life significantly?

I would make all colors natural hair colors.

This question can't be answered as is. I can't think of anything that wouldn't have the potential, no matter how improbable, to significantly change someone's life.

>>65422
probably not
>>65425
> significantly change

not maybe kind of sort of down the road lead to change

>>65426
But what if I ask for a seemingly insignificant object like a rock which I then use to smash someone's head?

I would turn everyone into an anime character. It would be a purely cosmetic change.

I would make my hair perfect for the rest of my life. Or I would give myself the ability to walk daintily in super high stripper heels. Or I would make myself look young forever.

>>65426
So, what are you saying? What is the timeframe for significant change? Unless it's immediate or simultaneous, all of these things could still potentially significantly affect someone else.

Shorts are now called pants. Pants are now called longs.

The death of survey threads. I don't browse often anymore, but are we going back to them, then?

I'd just wish for a couple billion dollars for myself.

Not the way I interpret causality. Secondary effects can hinge on even trivial matters.

I'd wish for everyone on 99chan to pull their heads out of their asses and just have fun with a thread concept instead of overthinking every fucking thing in order to sound smart

(USER WAS SENT TO SHOWER WITH SANDUSKY)

i wish everyone i hate had gooey sticky hands for the rest of their lives

>>65443
You just described some of the main traits of 99chan. It sounds like you wish you weren't here. I bet the mods could grant your wish for you if you ask nicely.

I'd want to be a pretty lady but keep all of my current fetishes so I could make money easily.

>>65448
Voxen?

>>65450
Nah I'm far too manly to ever pull off the whole two-soul injun thing.

I wish for my toenails to stop growing.

Wish that I never started using nicotine

No kidding I'd wish to be either the Doctor or a very similar demigod-like entity.

>>65462
That would significantly change the course of your life, you retard.

>>65465
A lot of these break the rule of not significantly changing lives, his just breaks that rule a lot more. a couple replies get what I meant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs

I would wish for Nicki Minaj not to be so trashy. This song almost seems like a parody of rap music.

>>65425
this. I literally can't post anything because of this. If I could wish one thing they only changed my own life I would wish I was born a girl.

>>65473
That would change other people's lives. Think about the boys who would develop crushes on you.

Don't think about it too hard, guys. I think OP just wanted to discuss really mundane wishes.

I wish everything ballza wasn't so unhealthy.

>>65475
Then the OP should have just asked us to post mundane wishes and not this unanswerable question.

>>65465
I don't care.

>>65480
CLEARLY, THAT IS FALSE, CARE BABY.

I'd wish to always be a comfortable temperature

>>65519
What if you jumped into boiling water? Would you still boil but be comfortable at the same time?

Tennis is now called floor ping pong

I wish I could cum at will, with or without physical stimulation and I would produce twice as much semen as I currently do.

>>65472
Damn. Did you read the comments? They caused me to become upset.
I'd make it so alcohol doesn't give hangovers.

>>65572

That would have a pretty major impact on my life

>>65572
Which ones made you upset? Was it people arguing over whether or not that song is real music? Was it the guy spamming about some rapper named Don C? Is it the people arguing whether over whether or not god exists?

The tweens commenting on the video are cute. "this is why I listen to "emo" music", teehee... I didn't know emo was still popular. That comment section is like middle school all over again.

>>65572
Fuck

That's kind of a youtube meme. You just got coaxed into a snafu.

I wish bear was an element instead of air.

>>65600
I don't think we're build to breathe bear.

>>65601
Yeah, well, I wish we could breathe bear.

>>65601
>>65603

Chances are you've both breathed in bear at least once in your life. And it's probably still alive, inside you, having babies and eating your dinners.

I wish all my fingers were middle finger

Every man is named Tyree, every woman is named Shawndelle.

>>65604
What could I do to increase the amount of bears in my body? I would like to be a cute little bear zoo.

>>65446
You fucking monster. I'll track you down, stick my gooey hands down your throat and tear out your heart.

I fucking hate gooey hands.