I've been sober for six months. I even stopped smoking last month. I've also been running lately and feel great.

>>67021

Fuck you buddy. The fuck are you doing on 99chæn?

In all seriousness though, ballza for you. Keep it up.

Funny enough I'm going to a wine/beer/spirit festival tomorrow. I don't get drunk very often. I like little buzzes and the taste of liquor and some beers.

>>67023
Yeah, when nurses in the local hospital know you by name, it's time to hang up the drunk belt for a while. But, please, continue. I will live vicariously through you drunkards.

>>67021
You keep doing that and you'll be a healthy old man with a throbbing erection

>>67030

Literally and objectively the worst kind of old man.

help me 99chan im possessed by a ghost and can only communicate thru shitposting

>>67095
asl?

>>67097

16/m/your ass

>>67146
Excuse me, I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but if I had a teenager in my ass, I would sure as hell be aware of that fact.

>>67146
That's impossible because my ass is full of leeks.

>>67148
Maybe he has a teeny weenie or was shrunk to fingertip size and crawled in.

>>67148
he was probably a teenage insect

weedman has said he'll "come over this evening" and then said "sorry, tomorrow" at midnight for three days straight. if he wasn't such a nice guy I would have dumped his late ass.

>>67792

Posts like this make me thank god i live in california, where weed is more or less essentially legal.

Dispensaries never cancel at the last minute.

>>67875
Shut the fuck up. California is shit and will always be shit. It is only number one in the sheer number of self-absorbed fucks like you. I live in Colorado where pot is actually legal. Eat shit, California, and choke to death.

>>67876

How's the surf up there, goathooligan? You mad because you haven't seen the sun in months?

I'm gonna go bike in this perfect weather, past incredibly hot women, to go smoke my practically legal weed on a beautiful beach, and there's nothing your randy ass can do about it, cowboy.