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Malchick 14/09/15(Mon)00:36 No. 66155

Hey guys,

I am on the 1st floor of a 3-flat and I have a fireplace in my living room. What are my chances of getting the landlord to let me pay for it to be cleaned and using it? What are the chances of it working at all?

Thanks babe,

-Me

(Holy fuck you're stupid.)

>>	Malchick 14/09/15(Mon)00:52 No. 66157 You are an idiot, yes? The landlord should have it cleaned with no expense to you, idiot. Stand up for yourself, idiot.

>>	Malchick 14/09/15(Mon)02:21 No. 66159 Yeah, it's probably part of your tenant rights to have it cleaned. Check your local ordinances.

Malchick 14/09/15(Mon)21:49 No. 66175

>>66159
He doesn't even need to cite his technical rights.

>Hey, this is Gaius in 14. Any chance you could clean my fireplace so I can use it? No? Yeah, okay, I'm going to go ahead and just use that pre-existing feature of the apartment I'm now renting anyway and hopefully it doesn't set a dangerous explosive chimney fire.

It'll get fixed.

>>	Malchick 14/09/15(Mon)22:18 No. 66177 Chimney fireplaces should be illegal, wood fires can burn to a temperature of 1200 degrees farenheit. That's scary.

>>	Malchick 14/09/15(Mon)22:37 No. 66178 >>66177 Yeah, cheap warmth is what's wrong with the world. It's the devil.

Malchick 14/09/19(Fri)22:00 No. 66262

Ask him to clean it. If he doesn't in a timely fashion or refuses, have it cleaned at your expense, keep the receipt and give him a copy with a letter asking for reimbursement. If he doesn't reimburse you, go to the Tenancy Board or whatever it's called where you live.

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