That has to be fake. How can that cat projectile shit like that?

>>64395
It's called a bowel obstruction. Not just humans can have those.

This thread is heroic.

Some 99chan hero needs to buy these and record his experience.

>>64399
I'm pretty sure those are joke reviews and the candy does not cause diarrhea at all in the vast majority of the population.

>>64408
Prove yourself right and the rest of us wrong. Order a bag of those and take a video of yourself eating the whole bag's worth and then whatever happens afterward.

>>64420
I would gladly do all of that aside from buying the bag. I am very cheap when it comes to the entertainment of others.

>>64422
Kickstarter that shit. It's more entertaining than potato salad.

Fire everyone that isn't named Aaron Andrews.

Apparently they're out of stock. I'd have ordered some otherwise.

I shit on a cat as vengeance for what happened in that .gif.

one time when i was a kid i poured a cat of cat food on my cat's head because i thought "oh hey wouldn't it be cute if these kittens were literally eating off their mom"

i had to wash the cat :(

>>64500
Did you slip a pinky inside the pussy and rub the asshole?

"Cats are clean and loving pets"
Damn bullshit, I'm sure that lil hooligan planned that on his human slave, he then laughed the rest of the day and licked his balls.