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Malchick 14/09/14(Sun)15:27 No. 66125

For the past day my cigarettes had a slight off-flavor to them, and I couldn't figure out why. At first I thought I was getting sick and that was messing with my tastebuds, but then I realized. I used my ashtray to cum in when I ran out of toilet paper, and then sloppily rinsed it out. There was a thin layer of semen coating it that I didn't notice. Usually I would put out my cigarette halfway through and relight it later on. I've been smoking my own semen.

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>>	Malchick 14/09/14(Sun)16:08 No. 66126 Yes, it's news that cigarettes taste bad.

>>	Malchick 14/09/14(Sun)16:43 No. 66127 Did it get you high? Did you get high on sperm?

>>	Malchick 14/09/14(Sun)17:30 No. 66130 I just cum on the floor wherever. I don't give a shit.

>>	Malchick 14/09/14(Sun)20:40 No. 66134 >not cumming in a bottle and storing it savages

>>	Malchick 14/09/14(Sun)21:00 No. 66139 File 141074285975.png - (1.27MB , 1067x729 , shitjug.png ) I shit in jugs.

Malchick 14/09/14(Sun)21:05 No. 66141

>>66139
The funniest thing about a picture like this is going to /r9k/ and seeing nothing but threads upon threads of guys complaining about not getting laid and blaming women for it.

Maybe the problem isn't women but that you're the kind of guy who shits in jugs.

>>	Malchick 14/09/15(Mon)17:09 No. 66171 Girls always be trying to get your shit. They can't handle a guy that's trying to save up.

>>	Malchick 14/09/16(Tue)19:02 No. 66202 >>66139 Nice timestamp.

>>	Malchick 14/09/16(Tue)20:20 No. 66203 Is that all cum? Looks like shit.

>>	Malchick 14/09/16(Tue)22:04 No. 66204 Do you think you can make alcohol from cum?

Malchick 14/09/16(Tue)22:44 No. 66205

>>66141
Yeah, r9k is basically fedora central. Elliot Rogers probably browsed that board daily while shitting in jugs.

Have you seen the yandere threads on that board? There are a bunch of guys who actively seek psychotic bloodthirsty girlfriends. Shit be crazy.

>>	Malchick 14/09/16(Tue)22:48 No. 66207 There's a girl who frequents the yandere threads who cooks with vomit because she likes the thought of her hubby absorbing her nutrients.

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