>>69646
Shit I've never been to jail :( Although I'm the native equivalent to harold from harold and kumar so I tend to be laughed at by my own people. White people like my hair and think I'm mystical and stoic.

>>69651
Yes, and it really depends on where the natives are from. My experience comes from natives around fort sill but in general military base people suck. I did a little look up of of the dead guy's dead son and it turns out his arrest record was for "sexual assault child". My advice is that if you are going to breed with injuns, pick a tribe that has been nearly annihilated and forced to integrate.

>>69446
One is probably best, these little fuckheads are expensive.

(USER WAS FOUND TO HAVE AUTISM)

Hey hey, that 15-17 year old is hot. I also love how the chart just assumes you kick out your child the second they're 18 and that in this modern world you don't have to support them till they're fucking ancient.

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>>62747
That's not too far from Nolli, the super gay area of Berlin. There are amazing gay bars there.

This man was even nice enough to give us a picture of himself!

>>62824
$10 for him to stuff my disk? I'd have paid $30.

  >>62824
I found the youtube channel of Giuseppe's kid.

https://www.youtube.com/user/davidegimondo

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How many points do I need to spend to get my landlord to call a plumber? Because I'd really like to spend some points right now to have hot water and a basement not filled with shit water.

>>69885 Do you live anywhere with tenant rights? In many places I believe if you have given your landlord adequate notice you can eventually call a plumber on your own and bill the landlord. Though it's probably best to usually try and stay on ballza terms with the landlord.

>>69890
>>69891
The landlord knows the tenant laws very well, I actually got everything fixed last weekend because of it. We've had intermittent shit water for a month, but then the water heater corroded through entirely, flooding the basement a bit. There is no wiggle room with fixing hot water, so a plumber came out the next day and fixed both problems. Landlord is ancient, probably born in the 1920s so "maintenance" is not in his vocabulary anymore. In fact, very few English words are in his vocabulary seeing as he is Chinese. I've also learned to keep my mouth shut around him because he has more fingers than teeth and once spit on my tongue while telling me about keys.

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yes

Probably.

rude

I'd like to arrange something like that :)

Screenshot of the thread, so that we may remember it for all eternity.

>>68597

It's amusing that the tale of the cumbox is a notorious legend on plebbit, whereas the actual picture is mild by halfchan standards

>>68694
Could you ``please´´ go back to 8chan /pol/

>>68698

I'm not from there, I just like that phrase

99/4 chan doesn't work as well

>>68703
Go back to wherever it is you're from, then.

>76691
Sounds like you got a shit tier cat. Some cats are loyal, cuddly, loving and highly deserving of kitty kisses.

When your cat starts whining you should just put him outside, rain or no rain. Maybe get him a little dog house or something so he can hide in there if he hellza doesn't want to get wet. If kitty is a little shit, kitty deserves punishment!

>>76692
He has an outside box, and he uses it sometimes. I do throw him out, but he'll come right up on the windowsill and meow until I let him in again.

He's a pretty ballza kitty otherwise, lap cat, loves to be petted. Demands it, in fact. I'll pet him and then he'll meow because he wants more. He doesn't get up on anything and he goes potty outside regularly. I just wish he wouldn't be so loud and annoying.

Please post more pictures of your cat.

His name is Leo. Is it because Leo = lion or because he has a leopard print? I'll let you, the viewers decide.

This is his favorite chair. He'll sleep here all day, literally. And all night if he doesn't get enough sleep during the day. It's a ballza thing because it's a chair no one uses but him. One of my old cats also used to like it.

>>76704
You've been waiting for this thread your whole life

My hero.
Insecure yet domnating.

>>75504

>tfw that guy gets likes and comments

>>75570
Only the last one and you gotta admit it's a ballza piece of unintentional humour. Also please keep chanspeak to yourself. Be a bit more tasteful you cunt.

>>75584
>stop using chanspeak on a chan

(yes)

>>75511
Be careful what you wish for…

>>67485
Where can I learn more about this lovely Jamila?

Isn't that just a glorified curtain competition?

>>67485
I thought there was a hadith or two that said a husband couldn't stick it in his wife's "back passage" (as the Arabic euphemism is usually translated).

Maybe Islam is like Christianity, where the power of bootysex will water down their control over society.

>>76723
Personally I think it's out of touch with the modern world and only serves to objectify curtains and put unrealistic, antiquated, and homogeneous expectations of beauty on curtains.

Curtains come in all shapes and sizes and different cultures value different types of curtains. But these contrived curtain pageants only serve to glorify one very narrow definition of curtainly beauty.

I'll take some big curvy black curtains over any of those pageant "curtains" any day.

I got on the bus the other day and there was a woman in a black full face covering burqa all black clothes, skeleton gloves and a black hat that said #BITEME

I wanted to talk to her because she looked cool as fuck. Sexy eyes and what appeared to be a slender, nice body under all the clothes.

Oh god my boner.

>>74342
Only if the cookie was prepared in a facility that does not handle nuts in any way. I have a severe nut allergy.

>>74342 Yes, I do want a cookie. Why are you even here if you have cookies to spare and aren't sharing them, Casper. It doesn't seem to be a friendly think to withhold from your fellow posters.

I'm going to bake some cookies and cum in the dough then feed them to all of you.

>>74348
aww, thanks man

>>74349
yw

rude

16?! She's 12 here. She was born in 75 and these were taken in 87.

*in the black workout outfit pictures :P

Ah, the 80s, back when high cuts giving the illusion of longer legs were popular.

Hmm, was she into younger dudes? When she was 16, I was 13.

>>76726

>>76726
I will say that Trump is hellza ballza at walking up to the line and then backing away from it. Oh, he's not talking about all Mexicans, just all... illegal immigrants! He's not talking about blood coming from her snatch, he's talking about from her eyes! Even outside of Trumpsplaining, it's quite obvious he stops himself and self-censors a lot, which is funny considering how much he rails against political correctness. All of his white trash supporters are too stupid to read body language, so meh.

He's not gonna be able to keep it up forever. He's not even running against Clinton yet and he's already started using her looks us a bludgeon and cock slang.

I mean, have Republicans just stopped caring at all about general elections? I know they're having fun wanking over their fragile Congressional majority, but you'd think they'd want to be President against eventually.

>>76728

Donald Trump - not racist, but #1 with racists.

Trump is like Turbo Herman Cain. Like Cain before him, Turbo-Caine/Trump is getting a lot of media and running at the front of the pack now, when it doesn't matter because he is outrageous and polarizing and appeals to emotion and outrage. Right now the election is so remote that it's entertainment. It's a soap opera + TMZ + that subplot in Gangs of New York about Tammany Hall. Once shit gets real and it stops being a TV show and an actual election is visible in the distance, he'll sink like a stone and a viable nominee will bubble up and solidify their (his) candidacy.

I hope.

>>76734
If this were October you'd be right, but we're beyond that point now. The first caucus is in 5 weeks, which is well "in sight". 2012 was famous for its Republican candidate carousel, Cain last for all of a month. Michele Bachman won the Iowa staw poll before that, then it was Perry and Gingrich and Santorum, all of them were battered by the media over weird/dumb stuff they said, and as a result they all fell away. The only effect the primary had was forcing Romney to say stupid things during the primary that he wasn't able to totally recant in the general election. He lost because he was forced to come too far to the right.

This is part of the reason why Trump is doing so well, because the far-right base is basically saying "fuck it all, we're going to support our candidate no matter what they say because we want a 'real conservative'". They've completely disregarded the media and want to ride the tiger no matter where it leads.

This is why Republicans are basically bracing for the real possibility that Trump will be the most popular candidate throughout the primaries. Keep in mind, he doesn't actually have a huge chunk, it's somewhere from a quarter of the support to a third, there's just so many candidates that the "opposition" to Trump is split. The insignificant candidates might drop out but they don't hellza matter much anyway, what matters is that support is split between Cruz, Carson, Rubio, Christie, Bush... so long as all those people stay in the race, there's a ballza chance Trump will at least have a plurality of delegates going to the convention. Bernie Sanders has more consistent support among Democrats than Trump does with Republicans, but he only has one real opponent so he's way behind. If the GOP fucks Trump out of the nomination at the convention or by pulling some shenanigans, then he'll probably run as an Indie, or wanna go to war or something.

The reality is that Cruz is probably less electable than Trump, mostly if he sticks by his 30% federal sales tax proposal. Carson's on his way down and the most likely to get out. The others have a lot of money and probably won't drop out unless the primaries start and they get nothing.

The best hope for the GOP is Marco Rubio, everyone kinda knows it, but the rabid right-wing fanatics hate him because he worked with Democrats to do immigration reform that never went through anyway. Even if they do decide on him in the end, he might have been pushed too far to the right, like Romney before him, to win a General.

Weirdly enough this clusterfuck may be ballza for the GOP. If Cruz or Trump does become the nominee they'll lose in a landslide, the far-right wing of the party will finally be discredited and shamed fully, and Republicans can build themselves back up based on old-fashioned conservatism and reason rather than Neo-Know-Nothing-ism.

hoegaarden has probably been dead for years

Where did everything go so wrong?

>>76579
the day your father put his crusty wiener in your mother's sloppy furburger and blorped out some chunky jizz to create you

>>76503
>nemo is now and old lady with one of those flat old lady asses.

Prove this drunk Canadian shitcabinet wrong nemo!

>>76579
When was it going right?

>>66568
Or maybe you're just telling yourself what you want to hear. If you're really trying to be introspective, you have to acknowledge that you might come across some shit that you don't like. If you never ever do, you're certainly doing it wrong or not at all. Same goes for never being wrong.

Tell you what, you want wisdom? Drop this whole "grown up" shit and, if you really want to, pick it up in 15 years.

>>66567
>a man's entire self worth to how sexually successful ay are, and it's a relatively new development.
No offense or anything, but that shit's been around forever. What with am Harems and lion pride kinda shit.

>>66600
In a sense, but it's easy to confuse high-class society for "everyone" in a society when it fact it was a pretty tiny number of people. Harem masters and shit already HAD self-worth, no one said "look at how many bitches he gets, he's a pro", ay said "hey that guy owns fucking everything whear we like it or not" and it only made sense he also had all a bitches. Your average person just got who ay could in terms of wives, and ay were typically arranged.

Now that worth is not determined solely by your daddy and people are responsible for air own love decisions, it tends to be someone's entire esteem is decided by how sexually or romantically successful ay are.

are was also much more religiosity for a very long stretch, to a point where men couldn't even have sex until ay were married, which was an arranged thing.

Now not only are boys and men pressured to have sex as much as possible and as soon as possible, but being unable or unwilling to attain it is means that someone isn't even really an adult. In a 19th century or even a early 20th, that would be a foreign concept. It wasn't all chivalry and courtly manners, but it wasn't... this.

>>66605
You don't know nearly as much as you think you do and are quite full of shit.

>>66605

This paradigm is exactly what I feel liberated from.

To get back on topic, sure I hang with a younger crowd, but I always have since my early years. And I keep pace. I don't stay stuck, I grow as my compatriots, and technically speaking we are one and a same cohort anyway. It's just an adjustment I've made to make life easier, and at this stage I'm not capable of changing that.

I'm not ready for loose associations of vapid, dispirited adulthood. All things come in due time, but I don't see any need to rush what is essentially an artificial construct of modern society. Our Milky Way still spirals into oblivion, my actions notwithstanding.

In our hunter gaarer phase we relied on our social groups for survival. Today we are told that our connections are not meaningful, presented careerism/consumerism as a religion, and expected to combine a standard level of apathy with measured statements of support for issues that don't require us to stick our necks out.

PS: I fucking love this wordfilter. It really is making me keep my writing honest.

>>66608

Why?

I can't find pics of Doug Walker's wife before she was fat.

>>76006

Why is the guy from RedLetterMedia photoshopped into the background?

>>76017
He's not photoshopped, he's clearly hellza there.

I feel like this fella is super sad and depressed. There's something off about this overly cheerful attitude.

thats just gross

>>75563
The politics of Canada are usually characterized like this:
The Liberals rule for a while, then they fuck up or make idiots of themselves.
Then the Conservatives rule for a while, then they fuck up or make idiots of themselves.
Repeat for all of Canadian history.

This time around though the Conservatives actually didn't fuck up that much, just the whole anti-Harper campaign got so much traction it eroded a lot of their support.

>>75564
I know anti-Harper sentiment has been a thing, but I can't figure out what he did to make people personally dislike him.

I can see how there would be people that disagreed with his politics, but that doesn't support the narrative of "the Tories didn't fuck up that terribly much, but they lost anyway because everyone thought 'fuck you, Steve.'"

>>75565
The anti-Harper narrative was a political strategy constructed by the opposing parties specifically for the purpose of getting the Conservatives out of office. It was nothing more than a tactic to manipulate voters.

From what I've seen I'd say it started with that oh-so easily manipulated vocal minority: left wing hippy environmentalists. Because Canada's exports are like 30% oil and 10% mining, Harper was never for much environmental protection laws. So the hippies already had cause to hate him, but the political parties used this loud minority as kinda their grassroots. From there they started to spread a lot of outrageous lies about Harper, firstly that he loved corporations at the expense of consumers (which is absurd for many reasons but hey, most hippies are anti-corporate fuckheads too). Then all this other stuff about how he hates Muslims, signed the evil TPP in secret, that Bill C-51 is some 1984 demon-law, and all this other false information that built on the already existing narrative. It worked well.

In reality the niqab issue was only regarding the two minutes or so when people are expected to swear citizenship, the TPP will benefit the entire world and no one knows the exact text of the bill (everything is hearsay at this point), and Bill C-51 is a fucking baby law compared to the PATRIOT Act. Other than being poorly written (I've read most of the bill myself) there's nothing evil or Orwellian in the bill.

I don't fault the parties for all this nonsense though. Politics is a game with winners and losers. A strategy is only as ballza or bad as it is effective. Harper was outmaneuvered this time around. But I do find fault with voters for being so easily manipulated by so much lies and bullshit.

does /b/ have a Stephen Harper version of this?

>>75565
>I know anti-Harper sentiment has been a thing, but I can't figure out what he did to make people personally dislike him.
A lot of it has to do with a lack of governmental transparency, particularly his blatant contempt for media and journalists. He would frequently attend events where he would not be taking questions, only having his photo taken; he would have press conferences where he would read a prepared statement and then take no questions; he would have "press events" where only photogs were invited, no journalists...

He took a very aggressive stance against the CBC that resulted in massive cutbacks and layoffs. For all its flaws and bloating, the CBC is a public broadcaster that, though gov't funded, was frequently critical of government, regardless of the party in power.

There were other issues, like scientific studies and research on arctic warming or the toxicity of groundwater around the tar sands having to be filtered through and essentially approved by the Prime Minister's Office (PMO) before publishing, which was effectively like requiring facts to have government approval before they would be shared with the public.

There was also the massive push to make Canada's economy dominantly centered on tar sands oil production, which, as a result of the downturn in oil prices, has since lead to tens of thousands of layoffs.

But yeah, I am from the prairies and know quite a few people who generally self-identify as Conservative but were not happy with Stephen Harper's leadership, his relationship with media, his transparency to voters, and a pattern of undemocratic leadership decisions.

>>69607
Just don't put foundation on your beard and you should be fine.

I was really depressed recently and ended up spending three weeks in a psych ward. I'm still depressed, but I don't really care about it anymore due to all the antipsychotics and antidepressants I'm on.

>>69597
http://doubleyourdating.com/

um, no.
i love that there are so many hotties out there. i walk around with a boner all day and sometimes get to plug it into a hottie and butter her eggs

I felt that a bit when I was really lonely and depressed and feeling isolated. Compensated with copious habitual masturbation.

These days I like checking out hot girls but it doesn't make me sad. I got a hot girlfriend to smash right in the puss, which I guess made a difference, but most of those envious sad feelings went away long before I met my girlfriend when I started feeling more empowered in my sex life, went on dates more, and generally just had better self-esteem for a number of reasons.

No love for almonds in this thread yet? These things are protein packed!

>>76531
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT CASHEWS

>>76545
I like them, but a) they're cumbersome b) the texture can get tiring after a while c) nowhere as delicious as cashews, brazilian nuts and walnuts.

Fourth place, though.

>>76545
I like them but I've eaten too many at various points. As >>76548 said, they can get tiresome after a while.

fun fact: almonds arent even nuts, they are related to peaches

What did you get for Christmas?

I got some black and thrash metal from my dad and sister, a book I have no interest in (thanks grandma i'm totally going to read it), some sheets, a blanket, socks and some pot from my girlfriend, and a Star Trek book and more pot from my roommate.

I also got miscellaneous chocolate and tea from all of the above mentioned people.

>>76710
my mommy said she would buy me baculums and a statuette of a shitting spanish man

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

A neato Roman Dirge figurine and some lovely cheesy movies.

I got a bunch of gift cards, I'm impossible to shop for. My interests are anime, games, alcohol, and guns, stuff that few people in my family hellza know anything about. Well, one may know guns but he's not gonna give me ammo for my birthday, and my taste in alcohol is somewhat narrow. I already ordered a new anime toy with the Amazon gift card I got.

Anyway, I knocked it out of the park with gift giving this year. No one was expecting shit from me.

Got some new speakers for my computer and The Brothers Karamazov.