9, 12, 15, 20, 34.

Any other answer is idiotic.

7, 8, 9, 11, 12, 39.
Art is a very inclusive term.

>>69181
wait, some of these are really confusing

You need the skylight, you fucking idiots.

I'd take the fully stocked kitchen, booze, asian wife, fish tank, and kitten. I'd get drunk, watch fish, and try to attain enlightenment.

>>69184
>>69187
basketball americans, you forgot to pick a food source. You are going to starve to death in that basement.

>>69191
Not if you have some other way of seeing daylight. That's why I'd get the garden.

>>69195
Fine, I can afford 3 points.

Huge outdoor space
Art supplies
Cell phone
Soundsystem + music
Medical care

33 points total. Fuck it, might as well add the skylight then.

Might scrap the fancy medical care and the soundsystem or trade the outdoor space for the balcony, then half my payout to 5mil so I can get the 18 year old girl so long as she's not there 24/7 but can come and go. I'd only really want her to come by like 2-3 days a week. If she has to be stuck with me in the basement 24/7, I'd just get a kitten or puppy instead.

I'm assuming basic life-sustaining food does not count toward my point total, as the only food items explicitly mentioned in the image are luxury gourmet meals, microwave dinners and booze.

I'm taking the broad term "art supplies" to mean tools for creative expression, meaning musical instruments and recording equipment would also be included.

I reduce my payout to $0 to get 45 total points, and take 8 Pauls and 5 guns. I kill them all and then myself, and now that the entire userbase of 99chan is dead in the basement no one will ever make a terrible survey thread again.

>>69208
This is more of a game thread than a survey thread.

>>69208
Alternatively, I take the art supplies(4), the kitchen(6), the library(6), tobacco(4), a kitten(5), the workbench(6), a pool table(1) and the skylight(2). I'll spend my time practicing calligraphy and messing with circuits at the workbench.

>>69204
You could survive on nothing but microwave dinners. There are some that come with veggies and other moderately healthy options. Likewise, you could get basic, life sustaining food from fast food restaurants-- just order a bunch of the lettuce they put on burgers.

I'm already 3 years into that. All I use are liquor and internet. Course I download stuff, but that's all I need. So long as I have liquor and an internet connection I will be happy.

Anchorites would what's in OP picture using no bonus points and in a small prison-cell-sized room, often for a similar amount of time or for the rest of their natural lives in some cases. They would do nothing but pray and read the bible for ten years.

8. all movies and tv shows. If I have all shows I have everything on tv. 4 points.

20. unlimited drugs. This covers everything from illegal to medically necessary. 5 points.

17. hygiene supplies and tub. That tub will be nice and who doesn't like to be clean?
3 points

18. doctor. If I or the girl should fall ill we need medical treatment. 3 points.

1. Microwave. Everything is a microwavable meal after its already been prepared. Just means fancy meals will be left overs. 2 points.

34. Attractive girl I can satisfy a ton of fetishes. 12 points.

29. A kitten or puppy. A big bull mastiff for bestiality fun.
5 points.

24.pool table.

All in all I have access to the news so I can keep up with current going ons, I have ccess to as much dirty weird sex as I can handle, I have as much drugs as I could ever need.
Any show or movie new or old I have at my disposal, all the food I could every think of having and some nice relaxation tub and recreation activity of pool.
Really tempted to go for more points for the garden but I'd rather do drugs and have weird sex for ten years in my basement.

Halve the payout for 40 points

7, 17, 26, 33, 41

500k/year to make art, do shrooms (from the greenhouse), and hottub with the professor in a beautiful outdoor area is the life I wish I had.

I can't believe I spent an ungodly amount of time deciding which options I would choose if I were ever placed in such a situation.
Fuck you bundle of stickss.

Whoever made that image doesn't know how the internet works.

Full Kitchen (6)
Computer + Games (10)
Gym (5)
Library (6)
Radio (2)
Philosophy Prof (10)

I'd emerge swole while being an educated motherhooligan.

>>69239
You'd come out gay too. Stuck in a basement with a philosophy professor for 10 years would do that to you.

yeah right, you'd probably just waste all that time playing video games against the philo prof

>>69239
eating from full kitchen
playing video games
talking to overly-academic buttface
neglecting gym

sounds like my life now

3, 23, 35, 41

I would probably hate it to begin with, but with unlimited shop supplies and food, I'd be one fucking amazing cook, and I would probably be one handy craftsman when I got out.

I could start a fitness routine in the outdoor zone so I'd be fuckin' toned when I got out.

And the brony would be forced to adopt this lifestyle of self improvement, and I wouldn't be totally socially isolated.

>>69301
Are there living things in the huge outdoor space, like fish, wild animals or insects? Would it be possible to grow plants out there?

  >>69301
Microwavable meals(2 points)
Satellite radio(2 points)
Mayo clinic doctor: (3 points)
Unattractive girl (10 points)
Guns(1 point)
Gameboy(1 point)
Typewriter(1 point)
Huge outdoor space (20 points)

I would have threesomes with the ugly girl and a marine three times a week. We would spend the rest of the time fucking about outside, making art with the ink from the typewriter or playing gameboy.

Me and ugly girl would have occasional dance parties. Listen to this groovy beat from a GBA game, aw yeah.

Is the cellphone a smartphone, by the way? With games and various apps installed on it?

>>69181
2,20,32,39,41

I would fry my brain before the 10 years was over

I''ll only need half of the money (35+40 points).

Unlimited fast food (4 points)
52" TV (7 points)
PC (6 points)
Video games (4 points)
Internet (16 points)
medical care from new delhi medical school (2 points)
surround sound system (4 points)
stunningly attractive 18 year old girl (12 points)
wife-tier asian girl (20 points)

total: 75

(USER WAS ILLITERATE)

>>69688
You fuck, you get an extra 5 points not 40 points. You get no money. You get no girls or games. You get nothing.

(USER SUMMONEDTO THIS THREAD)

Unlimited Booze for 5 points
Computer for 6 points
TV for 7 points
All video games for 4 points
All movies and TV shows for 4 points
Library with all books for 6 points
And finally a microwave with microwavable food for 2 points.
For a grand total of 34 points

At the end of my 10 years I would take the ten million and use it to continue living this way for the rest of my life. Cept I'd have nicer food, and music I guess. In fact, my life is mostly like this already. The internet gives access to nearly every song, movie, book, or game ever released, I have enough savings to buy myself liquor for the foreseeable future, and I actually live in my parent's basement. The difference is that if I sit in this basement for the next ten years I will be a failure at 32 instead of having ten million dollars. Woe is me.

>>69691

You made me laugh. Are you Willy Wonka?

>>69732
Thanks for pointing out the reference, no one else got it but you. Not a single person.

>>69733

So you are a d. I get it, nice quip.

>>69733
Oh boo hoo now your ironically understated reference is worthless because someone has pointed it out literally. What a tragedy.

Twat.

>>69752
I don't think you know what ironically or literally mean.

Everyone's getting banned for a week unless you chang the subject to something funny that has nothing to do with literally and/or figuratively right now.

4,15, 17, 26, 30, 34, 42

I'd live better than my wildest dreams.

>>69790
is this ok

>>69792
not bad

3, gotta eat. even if you can't cook, you'll figure it out
8, 9, 10, keep you occupied for 10 years
16, get news, human contact
17, you have to have hygiene products. unless it just means shit like hair gel, then fuck that
23, build shit, can use as makeshift gym
26, walk around even if only a bit, get relatively fresh air

if 17 is not needed for basic health, then take 22 just for the room and a 24 probably. Who knows, model trains might be a ballza timesink or even fun.

So is this a psych paper to see how many people on the internet take the basic internet at a ridiculous cost?

Naturally one would need sunlight, fresh air, food, showers, toothbrush/paste and something to prevent illness for your body to have be physically well-set.

Full kitchen(6 points)
Garden with greenhouse (3 points)
Hygiene products and jacuzzi (3 points)
Medical Care (2 points)

I take that the skylight would be unnecessary if you have a nice garden.

For the sake of stimulating my intellect:

Library (6 points)
Typewriter (1 point)
Satellite radio (2 points)

And for enjoying youth and life:

Hot 18-year-old teen (12 points).

I would spend all my time doing yoga in garden, fucking a hot teen, reading superior litterature, catch up on the world situation with my radio and express my thoughts with the ink/paper from the typewriter.

I would just make sure to get out / be in the garden as much as possible.

ballza post, OP.

I'd wager I already live a much shittier life, is this supposed to be a "challenge"? Sounds like perks to me.

Kitchen 6 Points; I need to learn to cook and eat healthy
Workout Room 5 Points
Movies/Tv 4 Points; While I work out and general entertainment
Professor 10 Points
Unattractive girl 10 points; Do I get to keep her?
35 points; 10mil

Do I get to keep any of the stuff? Or is it downgraded; like I could keep the big TV but not the cable? Keep the kitchen but have to restock it myself?

Another idea I had was the hot chick and the camera to make porn, if the "internet" option can't download, I assume uploading is also not allowed. Theoretically that could make you a nice bit of money.

With the payout I'd like to try keeping a similar lifestyle living off the interest.

>>69792
What a bad ass kid lol

>>69879

>living with no fresh air, sunlight, teeth and medicine.
>"Is this supposed to be a challenge?"
>MFW

How many points do I need to spend to get my landlord to call a plumber? Because I'd really like to spend some points right now to have hot water and a basement not filled with shit water.

>>69885 Do you live anywhere with tenant rights? In many places I believe if you have given your landlord adequate notice you can eventually call a plumber on your own and bill the landlord. Though it's probably best to usually try and stay on ballza terms with the landlord.

>>69890
>>69891
The landlord knows the tenant laws very well, I actually got everything fixed last weekend because of it. We've had intermittent shit water for a month, but then the water heater corroded through entirely, flooding the basement a bit. There is no wiggle room with fixing hot water, so a plumber came out the next day and fixed both problems. Landlord is ancient, probably born in the 1920s so "maintenance" is not in his vocabulary anymore. In fact, very few English words are in his vocabulary seeing as he is Chinese. I've also learned to keep my mouth shut around him because he has more fingers than teeth and once spit on my tongue while telling me about keys.

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