No. Urine does not have enough sugar content for yeast to convert into alcohol, so no matter what you're trying to make it's not possible to do it with just urine. Even if you were to use it as an ingredient, I'm not piss expert but there's probably poisonous compounds like nitrite which would hamper or completely prevent the process.

>>64700
Diabetics have really sweet urine when they aren't treating their symptoms. Maybe you could try gathering a few of them and giving it a shot.

As a hobbyist brewer, I don't think you can safely accomplish that. Urine is prime real estate for bacteria once it leaves the body. But if you want to become a 99chan Legend, go to the store and buy some baker's yeast, piss into a plastic water bottle, dump maybe a cup of sugar inside, shake, add yeast, loosely put on cap so as to allow the brew to breathe, and keep us updated. If it's possible, in 5 days you should have something with ~4% alcohol.

I don't think that just adding sugar would be enough. You would have to get ballza, fresh, sterile piss and somehow purify it so it retains the crisp flavor but without volatiles that affect the fermentation process.

What are the signs of fermentation? I'm thinking I could just throw some yeast into some of my piss bottles of various ages to see what works best.

>>64703
All you need, at its most basic, for alcohol is water, sugar, and yeast. Signs of fermentation would be bubbles.

If the OP doesn't come through, I will buy some yeast later at the store and test this theory out.

>>64702
>>64704
You're not really brewing much at this point though, it's still probably be a poisonous mess. One time when I was a filthy teenager we tried to ferment Arizona Ice Tea and literally everyone who drank it got sick almost immediately. There is such a thing as just bad alcohol. That's if you could even get the process going in the first place.

I'm going to assume that this experiment is more about the journey than the results, which is why you don't just go out and buy some Corona Light.

>>64706
I'm fairly certain that most commercially bottled drinks have preservatives that are there to prevent fermentation and spoilage, so that was probably doomed from the beginning. I doubt it fermented. You probably just brewed up a big batch of bacteria.

>>64706
Define "sick", because if you guys just had some diarrhea and stomach cramping, that's due to not filtering the yeast, which acts as a laxative when ingested.

Okay, well, I'm kind of dehydrated, so I was only able to fill maybe 1/5th of the bottle. I'll drink water and fill it some more in a bit. I bought the yeast too. OP, don't worry. I'll find your answer.

>>64713
That's a ballza possibility. I very much doubt my dumbass friend researched it much. I only drank a sip or two and it did taste like (really fucking bad) beer, which was the only thing that factored into the decision-making, but there was vomiting as well as other symptoms, likely.

>>64718
Well, this should be fun.

Okay, here we go. Ingredients for basic urine wine.

Added sugar and yeast, then shook the bottle until the sugar was dissolved.

Post-shake. Well, now we play the waiting game, gentlemen. I'll keep everyone apprised of the status of the urine wine.

pls stop.

This sounds like the kind of thing you could show people how to do in prison. Of course we'd have to give it a euphemistic name first (for that I suggest appropriating either "mead" or "balché"), but we can create a whole new crisis among prisoners.

You probably want to go ahead and patentise that if you succeed in the method.

Small update: the yeast is definitely working, seeing as we've had a bit of an eruption. But don't worry, everything was cleaned up and disinfected. There shouldn't be any further flare-ups.

This thread is great

drink it op

This is the end result of actually listening to Bear Grylls.

It always ends with ds or what comes out of them it seems.

>>64739
Deep.

Having tried brewing but creating a horribly disgusting brown mess, protect your brew from light. it does affect taste and how it looks.

Yeast remains fizzing healthily. But the smell of the urine wine has changed. From a distinct yeasty urine odor yesterday, it has developed an almost apple cider characteristic. There is still faint underlying urine aromas, though.

>>64743

Yes, I hear that if it has too much sunlight it drastically affects the taste and shit. Keep it covered.

>>64743
>>64745
The room I'm keeping the urine wine in is a storage room, so I only have been turning on the lights to take pictures. The window never gets direct sunlight either.

This is the worst thing 99chan has ever done.

>>64751
A glass of lightly chilled fermented urine sounds like a ballza way to rehydrate after receiving a bj from one's mom.

>>64744
Once it's done you better taste it and let us know what it's like.

>>64721
Whoever you are, I hope you are given a free token for your bravery.

>>64768
Hey, I've come this far, so I'll taste it for sure. I smelled it again and, believe it or not, if I hadn't pissed in the bottle myself, I don't think I would be able to guess it was urine. Sharp apple notes with a sweet yeasty smell that has become less astringent and almost pleasing to the nose. Once the yeast starts to die off with the increasing alcohol content (I can smell some alcohol already), I'll give it a ballza swig.

>>64771
Of course you're aware that nothing short of a video will do for that occasion.

You should have poked a few holes in the top of the bottle, that would allow the carbon dioxide produced from the fermentation to vent, and not build up in the bottle resulting in an eruption. This is a great thread though, and I applaud what you are doing. As a home brewer myself I'm very interested in this. The process of fermentation is in reality way more complicated than most people believe. Most of the flavor of an alcoholic beverage comes from complex chemical reactions that occur on certain compounds during the fermentation process. Who knows, maybe the process of fermentation does crazy shit to the chemicals in your piss.

Also what is your diet like? Would your piss contain chemicals that most people's would not? Do you take drugs regularly?

>>64772
I am willing to provide a video if that would be sufficient proof. Because if I end up drinking fermented piss and you guys don't believe me, I might actually cry.

>>64774
I did perforate the lid with holes as well as loosely placing the cap back on. The size and shape of the bottle combined with the amount of urine, how much sugar and yeast added, would have probably caused spillage regardless. Luckily, after the initial explosion, things don't get that intense again.

And my recent diet has been pescetarian. I do not drink alcohol regularly and no drugs, prescription or illicit. I recently quit an antidepressant that would have been excreted renally (peepee), but I checked and there would not be any residual in my system.

>>64769
He should get a big 3D rotating MS WordArt that says PISS BEER INNOVATOR or 99CHAN PISS DRINKING CHAMPION

>>64780
Wear a suit, play Baroque music, pour it in a snifter, and tell us about the bouquet, the notes, and the finish.

This thread pisses me off.

>>64788
Your method would still allow for contamination. Any serious brewer uses at least a water lock. In any case, given the brevity of the experiment, serious bacterial contamination is negligible, even with a few pin-holes in the cap.

rude

So, the fermentation is dying down ahead of my predicted schedule and the dead yeast is collecting at the bottom. The urine wine may be done as early as tomorrow or the day after. The smell now is rather pleasant with no urine undertones left. There are also no discernable off-notes that you'd find in a contaminated home brew.

Once it's finished, I'll record the tasting and review video.

>>64788
Oh right, I'm not used to brewing in plastic bottles, I usually use proper fermentation locks. I think I've seen some people use a balloon with holes as a replacement. The idea is that as the carbon dioxide is produced it will slowly and steadily vent through the holes, thus not allowing outside air to seep in while fermentation is happening. I think people use balloons because once the fermentation is done the balloon will deflate and half-ass seal the holes poked in it. Fermentation locks work under the same principle, basically, just with water. The pressure inside the fermentation vessel effectively pushes the carbon dioxide through the water, and out the other side. While the pressure on the outside of the lock isn't strong enough to push air through the lock into the vessel.

>>64805
You're bringing negative vibes into this thread, man.

The moment of truth is coming soon, because the fermentation has officially stopped. I'll be back later with the video. Godspeed.

I'm sorry, guys. I went into this thinking if I mess up, I can just do retake, but I was so wrong. While it easily has at least 10% alcohol, it is hands-down the most foul thing I've ever tasted. It smelled actually floral-like. But, the first take sucked. I can't do it again.

OP, yes, it's possible. But not recommended. This was not little effort on my part.

http://tinypic.com/r/300wnrq/8

>>64826
You sir, are a true pioneer, pushing on the edges of what we as a species dream is possible. Come on irc and pick this token trigger up. You've earned it.

>>64826
I applaud you, sir. I have to say I'm a little sad that it turned out foul. For any who carry on your legacy it would be interesting to see if it would get better if aged in an anaerobic environment out of the heat and sun, like wine. Or if it would benefit from carbonation, like beer. Truly this is untread ground in the world alcohol.

I've never been so happy. I am in tears.

>>64826
thank you for your service

>>64826
GOD BLESS YOU

OH MY GOD

YOU ARE MY HERO

I ASPIRE TO BE LIKE YOU SOME DAY

Why is this not stickied anymore? This should be stickied until the end of times.

>>64836
ballza threads don't need to be stickied.

(USER WAS FOUND TO BE AN UNDERAGE FAGGOT)

Pissdrinker, you should come to the next 99con.

When is the next 99con, anyways? We should have another 99con.

>>64842
I was seriously considering going to the first 99con, but I just couldn't get the time off of work.

We should bottle and sell this stuff to pay for server fees! What would our label look like?

>>64853
99chan's Premium Kidney-Filtered Brew?

If you jizz on the same spot for long enough, will it make a rock?

>>64826
If you enjoyed your peenot juane, you might want to travel to Iceland some day and sample the exotic pleasures of rotten shark meat. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A1karl

That's great

>>64921
Actually, this is what happens when you jizz on the same spot for four years.

>>64826
This man actually exists and has to live with himself every day.

Screenshot of the thread, so that we may remember it for all eternity.

>>68597

It's amusing that the tale of the cumbox is a notorious legend on plebbit, whereas the actual picture is mild by halfchan standards

>>68694
Could you ``please´´ go back to 8chan /pol/

>>68698

I'm not from there, I just like that phrase

99/4 chan doesn't work as well

>>68703
Go back to wherever it is you're from, then.