Don't adult diapers come in different sizes? I have a hard time believing they make Depends in one-size-fits-all.

>>1021
They only come in two sizes. Small-Med and Med-Large.

Small-Med claims to be for a 19 to 34 inch waist, but I'm a 31-ish and find them a bit big. They're also very tall, they go up past my belly button.

I don't really know anything about disposable adult diapers except that they exist, but there are definitely cloth diapers and patterns available - for both babies and adults. The only difference is that you'll have to wash them regularly, and may or may not need to change them/the inserts more frequently. Disposable diapers have some sort of absorbent gel inside, whereas cloth will only hold so much liquid. But you can always give them a try and switch back later if you don't like them.

Here's a few links to get you started:

http://www.etsy.com/search?includes[]=tags&q=adult+cloth+diapers

http://babypersempre.com/072011/free-adult-cloth-diaper-sewing-pattern/

http://www.kaylasclothkits.com/item_34/KCK-One-Larger-Size-Patterns.php

OP, as an adult baby fetishist I have heard from other AB/DLs that some of the best diapers you can buy are bambinos
http://bambinodiapers.com/allwhite-diapers-c-3.html
I've heard of abinas being good too.

>>1020
I have tried bambinos and let me tell you they hold a lot. If you are looking for something that can hold go for those, they may be a bit bulky though. I'd ask this on newfapchan as they have an ab/dl specific board. but if you want something easy to get tenas make a pretty absorbant diaper, in canada at least.

What sort of work experience do you have? If you live in a low-crime area, you can make a decent living working off Craigslist - bike to peoples' houses (do you have a bike?), run a virusscan, and charge $60. Future employers will be all over your dick if you mention that and how important it made keeping clients happy.

Failing that, try to get certified in something. Forklift driving, locksmithing, something like that. Actually getting the certification will take a bit of time though, so ask your parents if they can hold off one month while you get training. This is probably the best option in the long term.

I suppose the last option I can come up with is trying to look for general labor jobs on jobs boards - you know, Mexican type work. No training needed and sometimes you can find yourself pulling $15/hour.

Do you have any friends or family, even in other parts of the country, who will host you for a bit while you get on your feet? In addition to looking for work on CL, you might be able to find a cheap room, maybe in the city where work is easier to find. You could try posting a wanted ad, looking for a room or something, offering property care services in lieu of rent. Cooking, cleaning, yardwork, grocery shopping. That's not something I'd normally suggest, but you are in a pretty desperate situation.

You can start checking out what government benefits you'll qualify for once you're poor and homeless, try here http://www.benefits.gov/ to start.

500$ is a lot of money. I would move out if I were you. You can get a better deal. Unless they cut you a break, find someone to rent you a room for half the price.

>>1119
I don't know where you live, but I haven't seen any 2 bedrooms locally for under $1100/mo. Depending on where you are, $500 including food and utilities is pretty damn good.

>>1121
I wasn't taking food into account, though. And two bedrooms is overdoing it since OP is only one person. That is why I suggested getting a room instead of a 2-bedroom unit. Ya know, live within your means.

I think in most areas of the US you should be able to find a room pretty cheap excluding downtown areas of major cities. It is actually hard in my city to find a room above $400 a month. I could imagine the coasts being more expensive, but Michigan at least is very affordable when it comes to housing regardless of whether you're renting or buying.

Yes, that is perfectly legal and it actually says so in the lease agreement. You can try asking your old roommates to pay you the deposit and when they move out, they can keep it all. How that fares might not be too swell, as most people are fucking idiots.

But if they never end the lease and keep swapping in people all the time, as long as one person stays and that apartment is never vacant, you will never get that deposit back.

https://www.google.com/search?q=landlord+tenant+laws&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a#hl=en&sugexp=les%3Bcesh&gs
_nf=1&pq=landlord%20tenant%20laws&cp=17&gs_id=40&xhr=t&q=landlord+tenant+act&pf=p&client=firefox-a&hs=2wF&rls=org.mozilla:en-US%3Aofficial&sclient=psy
-ab&oq=landlord+tenant+a&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&fp=cacdae0a7374697e&biw=1095&bih=882

find the version of the landlord and tenant act for your state or the equivalent document for where ever you live. These laws define the obligations of, you guessed it, landlords and tenants.

http://www.ag.state.mn.us/Consumer/housing/lt/LT1.asp#EnterAgreement

I read it, but I can't compare it to this situation. Says nothing about what happens when the landlord agrees with you to cut you out of the lease. I am confused. I read and re-read the part about the lease, but it doesn't mention anything like that.

You won't even get money from it. VAs do it because they love it and often how multiple other jobs too.

get money and get a crown. try another dentist or tell the dentist you dont have enough money and they might be able to work with you on price

also use your health insurance or your parents

If you have no insurance/parental help, and there's a college with a dental school near you, try that. Cheaper than going to the dentist.

Ive had many root canals and had to wait plenty of time between crown placements. You might be able to get it filled with temp for free if you ask them, they did every time mine broke.

Also look up plans like Qualident. If your Dentist accepts it, it saves you thousands and cost $140 a year.

>>1098
>. that's tedious, with technology
*shivers*

Sentence structure disaster aside, you could always take a good picture of it.

I mean with an actual digital camera, not a cellphone or something, Jesus.

>>1100
oh, I guess I could have used a semicolon there.

thanks for reinforcing the idea of a digital camera. I thought I might have been lambasted for such a simple idea; I'll consider it more of an option

anyone else have thoughts on capturing a piece of text?

There are those pen scanners. I have no idea how well they work, but I imagine they'd be fine since printed letters are uniform.

The Google Translate app allows you to take pictures of text and attempts a translation. There are probably other apps/software that do text recognition, apart from good ol' regular scanners.

>>1102
>pen scanners
so that's what they're called. thanks I'll look more into them, maybe I can find a way to make it work how I want

>>1103
that's the type of tangent-info I was also hoping to learn. thanks for letting me know, I didn't know apps had text recognition like that

nook classic non-3G

I recently bought a Sony PRS-350 (from ebay, $70 + shipping). Deciding what model to buy was a pain but this http://wiki.mobileread.com/wiki/E-book_Reader_Matrix really helped. Ignore the prices, they're more often than not outdated.

/pol/

>Grade 11
When is your birthday?

Flirt with her at school
Ask her out
Don't overthink it, don't worry about "easing into" it. Flirt a bit, and then just do it.

Show her your dick. Then punch her and put in her ass, no lube. You gotta suffer for something to love it, and you want her to love you, right?

>>1080
This is your answer and seeing as you're 17, you will probably not take the advice. That's alright, though. There's no secret to asking someone out on a date. You just have to do it. Nobody can help you with that.

SAGE has been used.

I don't know about physically burning it but some land owners do get paid not to farm.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agricultural_subsidy

This is a start.

Probably more likely to sit in warehousing and get wasted. If the government "burns" something, it would buy it and then not use it to control the supply. I don't know about that within the US, but I had a professor that gave an example where the US sells rice to Japan (that they don't really want) for whatever reason (bullied into a deal to help us increase exports, appearances, etc., basically a bunch of bullshit) and that the rice goes to waste in storage, but they have to export a certain quota to Japan that then doesn't get used in any capacity.

>>1017
The conservation reserve program, CRP. Conservation first, but it could be market manipulation, too.

Cheap foods probably are burned when overproduced. I.e. if the value of the food elsewhere is inferior to the cost to ship it there it may be cheaper to burn the stock, but only if it can't be sold as something else (e.g. animal feed). Storage is an option, but it isn't free either.

I gave Google Scholar ( http://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&q=food+overproduction+burnt&btnG=&as_sdt=1%2C5&as_sdtp= ) a shot and found this:
source: http://odin.agr.unideb.hu/AVA3/Beerkezett/Nagy%20Henrietta/AVA%202007%20K%C3%A1poszta%20angol.doc

>In the Czech Republic there is overproduction in wheat, therefore in more and more towns the surplus is burnt to produce heat. Heat is produced from renewable sources for public use in almost 70 Czech towns already, and wheat has also become such source recently because of the great surplus. In a small town called Zlutice, where the population is 3.000, hay is burnt in the local plant. The experiment started 3 years ago, in spite of the opposition of the population. There has been no smoke over the town since then. They abolished the contract with the power plant havin provided energy for the town until that time, and since then dozens of settlements have followed their example. There is a city, where 50% of the demand is fulfilled by the local biomass power plant, because they recognized that it is much cheaper than the traditional heating methods. Primarily not wheat is burnt in these power plants, it has become popular only because of the surpluses. The amount of wheat surplus is estimated at such an amount, which is sufficient for the heating of 400.000 households annually.

I suppose they do that elsewhere as well, but in France, they put some product on fishes that have been "over-fished" to make them improper to consumption and avoiding people having them for free in the garbage. Supermarkets do the same with the food they couldn't sell.

What a fucking waste.

How did you make the jump from photography and philosophy to law and medicine? I think you need to get your priorities figured out man.

>>1071
Well it's simple really. Philosophy offers so much room for electives that I decided to do something that I enjoyed in my spare time. Law school was always the goal at the end of the BA degree. Medicine is something I wanted to do since midway through the BA, but by then I was too far along. My priorities are for the most part figured out.

It's a Bash quote (IRC). Someone triggers a bot that spews out ASCII drawings of a robot dancing, and then someone shoots that line.

Seriously, googling it didnt find you that?

>>1043
A little nerdy hipster part of me felt warm and fuzzy for having remembered that from the hours I spent in grade school reading bash.org pages before English language chans came about. Looking back I think it was bash and albino black sheep that had me lubed up and ready for the chans once they started.

>>1043
Why Google when I can /ask/?

>>1031
He honestly doesn't want to work.
Even if he got off drugs he'd be addicted to stealing so felon or not he couldn't get a job.

>>1032
If he isn't willing to help himself you cannot allow his life to be your burden.

>>1033
Thank you for that.
I needed to hear that.

>>1035
No problem. Just do what you have to do.

SAGE has been used.

Tell him that if he steals your shit, you will call the cops. Just make sure it doesn't look like any paraphernalia belongs to you.

You guys seem pretty cool. I'd gladly share a drink with either of you.

>>999
Hi there. It's not normally relevant, but I'm also female. I've gone through periods of loneliness and feeling alienated from people, and it's not a fun place to be. >>1001 has said a lot of wise things,and I don't know what else to say except to heed his words.

I guess the only thing I can add is that I think the feeling of alienation does not only come from the actions of others. How you perceive, and react to those actions, affects it too. From personal experience, taking others' actions as personal attacks caused me to withdraw into myself, and didn't solve anything. Also lack of communication made everything worse. Communication is the bedrock of relationships, even when it's uncomfortable. I'm still learning how to do it well.

Anyways, popping in to say that you all seem like decent folk, and to entice invite you to come hang out in #mind on irc.99chan.org.

>>1026

I've been lurking around these parts for 3 years now. I drop in and out, dispensing advice with funny images and gifs occasionally. I've checked out IRC occasionally as PsychoNautilus, but it seems like I'm always waiting for someone to talk to when I do. We used to have way more traffic, so I suspect it's even more dead now.

But hey, since you were so kind as to extend the invitation, I'll give it a whirl. I'll be in #mind and such for a few days, see what's shakin'. Anything in particular I should know?

If I may ask, what are your interests?

I imagine you have been excluded from guys night because they discussed it and realized they just didn't like having you around. They enjoy your company sometimes but not all the time. I can relate because I spend a ton of time with my girlfriend and sometimes I won't invite her to hangout with my friends because I just want to be with the guys. I don't act any different but I like want to be away sometimes.

>>1036
This is the most sensible post yet.

So, here's the deal.
You don't like girly stuff, and your BF is trying to not get sick of you.
The answer is to do non-girly stuff on your own.

Look for a game store in your area and see if they do a board game night. Go play Dominion or Settlers of Catan and make some casual friends of your own.

Most of all, stop being a girl about getting excluded from brotimes. Everything you posted here is an over-sensitive example of why you need to step off it and get out more on your own.

sage to prevent necroposting.

SAGE has been used.

It could be an allergic reaction to deoderant. It says on the bottle/stick if this very thing happens discontinue use immediately, I would advise that... and in two to three weeks it should clear up.

KELOIDS

GO SEE A DOC ASAP!

Sebaceous cyst. They need to be lanced at some point . D you drink enough water? I had a nasty one a few years ago and the doc said it was because I was poorly hydrated to often. I let mine go way to long so if you can have them taken care of.

I get these from time to time. They are incredibly uncomfortable. OP do you sweat uncontrollably?

>>986
Your plans are misguided and will end horribly for you. Password hacking is illegal, too.

But for us to help you (which we probably won't anyway) we need to know more about your situation. How would knowing a password help you find out who "has been talking shit"? If you know someone involved, it would be way easier to just man up and talk to them than to try and install a keylogger or something on their computer.

SAGE has been used.

>>991
Illegal, but nobody ever gets prosecuted for it.


http://www.hackmeout.net/2011/03/how-to-hack-facebook-password-in-5.html

bam, motherfucker. That's the power of google.

OP, I've posted this for an explicit reason. Take note.

SAGE has been used.

The best facebook hacking software is common sense, and adding "1" to the end of things.

What is Google?

>>989
hmm that's a hard question do you have any kind of adviser like brothers sisters parents they would probably know it

call your insurance company, they'll know what's up

>>996
I should have thought of that thanks.

SAGE has been used.

As a former skinny dude add the following to your diet :Milk/Cheese (if youre not allergic), Oats for breakfast, Avacados and Eggs.

You don't need to see a nutritionist, but if you feel nauseous in the morning, that's reason to get a checkup. You might have an inadequate diet, a digestive condition, or maybe a food allergy that you're not aware of. Only a doctor could tell you for sure, though.

Otherwise, yes, lots of dairy and protein. Milk, cheese, eggs, red meat. Weight training will also help you bulk up.

Considered canned olives (assuming you like olives); that's what I've been doing lately. 1000 calories and all your daily fat to a can, and it's easy to just leave a can and fork by your computer and use it as a snack food.

The guy who suggested avocados is on to a good thing. They're very fatty, but super good for you. I put avocado on sandwiches like a spread.

The weight training suggestion was a good one, but do not do any weight training until you are eating more.

Instead of blending milk, a banana and bread with a raw egg, why don't you get some protein powder and make yourself a shake that actually tastes good and then cook 2 or 3 eggs for breakfast every morning.

Example day:
Breakfast - 2 eggs, cooked however you prefer, a protein shake
Mid-morning snack - some cheese and veggies
Lunch - A chicken sandwich with lettuce, cheese, avocado, maybe even bacon, and a little unprocessed sea salt (because fuck table salt)
Supper - A stirfry of veggies in the sauce of your choice with beef or chicken or pork or tofu or whatever, possibly served with rice or a rice/beans mixture.

That is a day with literally oodles of protein, tons of veggies, and a lot of calories in general. If you're super skinny, you want protein and you want fat. Don't suddenly start eating huge portions, ease into it, but get to the point where you're making sure to eat ~2000 calories every day.

Also, eat quinoa. You cook it the same way you do rice (2:1 water:grain ratio) and it has a shitload of quinoa. When it is finished cooking, mix in some kale and put the lid back on to let the kale steam for 10 minutes or so, then eat. Lots of protein, and it's delicious, especially with a little butter and some sea salt.

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Have you thought about going to a doctor to see if you have an overactive thyroid?

In the morning, are you nauseous when you wake up or right after you eat?