Do you want haiku
Or do you want the truth, bitch
No more pretty words

I haven't been here
In my head nor in body.
What have I become?

>>418
Blackness means nothing.
You have failed in you haiku.
And now, you must die.

I needed some food,
I had a bag of crackers.
Now I have nothing.

Stop whining women
"Man" is gender neutral
And always has been

i am you, or me?
i'm touch by pain so are you
no original

I can't unsee this
Thread before me, wup-di-do
there is your haiku!

>>460
"man" is no longer
after we lost "spear-" and "wife-"
some time long ago

Yes, I am writing
Another haiku, because
I feel I have to

These are not haikus
You have all fucked up today
Now learn to haiku

This site needs more posts
99chan is stagnant
What are we to do?

>>469
What are we to do?
I know well what we will do.
Write some more 'haiku'.

Loneliness eats me
My disease has but one cure
Where's my candy girl?

I was scared to fall
But you showed me how to fly
We soar together

Matter is made of
Unidimensional strings
Vibrating and shit

Loneliness eats me
My dinosaur is the cure
Fuck yeah dinosaur!

I don't even know
How to haiku
Or sage on 99chan

We are in god's mind.
Waves and particles are thoughts.
8deep16me

Tree pic caught my eye
So colorful yet dreary
So haiku I write

dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks
penis penis penis wang
cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks

a creative mind
where is my inspiration
an aspiration

love love love love love
just greed, a selfish need
love love love love love

>>517
>5
>6
>5

この風は
ちょっと寒いので
ジャンパがほしい

>>519
Ching chang chong bong dong
Ming ting po ting tu zhing zhang
Wang dang dong ching chong

death metal is gay
sweeping is for janitors
smoke meth worship doom

I came to the /wri/
To see what's going on here
Now I write haiku

I'm not a racist
Brown people just gross me out
Is that a crime, man?

>>528
Is it /wri/ght to
fear and loathe brown dudes?
Irrational, yo.

I just want to die
why can I not stop scratching
let it just end now

hands not clasped in prayer
wrapping bandages instead
hon sha ze sho nen

Mug of room temperature coffee
Almost completely empty
I am going to drink the rest of you.

Had a great haiku
But dammit I forgot it
Please come back to me

I sat at my desk
Just writing little haiku
Bored out of my skull

I know one mantra:
Om Krim Kalyai Namah.
That is all I need.

Running o'er rooftops
Digitalised radio
Keeping my rhythm

Never give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never desert you

Where'd you put the rum?
Why is the rum always gone?
I want my rum back...

Generation: Dead
Chernobyl Generation
Digital Death Masque

I loved PS1
Remember Crash Bandicoot?
He was really cool.

That was a good speech
And imma let you finish
But I'm the greatest

A game of chess is
Like a sword fight you must think
First, before you move.

Also, seeing as people apparently know moonspeak, is this correct as a haiku, or did someone screw with me when they translated it?

東京で生まれ、私は死を覚えています

There's good memories
And good experiences
Both are important

Pale smooth rough smoke,
Just an urn, still and foundry;
What's a nebula?

Browsing 99.
oh god, this board is so dead.
come back 99!

Damn you, you caught me
Now I have to take the time
To write this haiku

Broke up a moon ago
Still thinking she's the only one
Wish we could still talk

'Tis merely a chan
this place, though it feels like home
years pass, still I lurk.

"99" or "4"?
Quality or quantity?
Which Chan does one choose?

Oh what could have been
But like Thanksgiving turkey
Soon /wri/'s head will roll..

My shoulder smarts bad.
I need Ibuprofen now.
Ah, indeed much better.

Hours pass without a thought
fuck I'm high
or maybe not

well what is this
i think i might like it here
strange but good

It's time you were told
You write like Kobe Bryant
And fuck like Hawking

This is like 4chan
But harder to navigate
Why does this exist

spine was bent all day
aspiring mountain flower
on the hunch I grew

Tried to type haiku
On my laptop on the couch
Connection was lost

Russian twerking girls
We cannot compete with this
The war it is lost..