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8970 No. 8970
Ok, so, I am a really logical guy, right? But since Saturday, something has been really bothering me and I don't know what logical explanation I can come to. It happened on Saturday night. I was invited over to my cousins new house that they bought up in the west hills of the city. Its a real nice place and in a good neighborhood. While I was there, Jack (my cousin) wanted me and Lizzy (his girlfriend) to see this unfinished building down the street. This place was HUGE! I mean, the houses in this neighborhood were already big, but this place was massive. It looked like it was 10 times the size of my house, maybe 15. Anyways, we went inside the place. No one thought of the amazing idea to bring a flash light so I illuminated the way with my crappy butane lighter. Jack began to tell me about how the house was never finished because the owner realized that he didn't have enough money to finish it so he stole like 3 million dollars from his company and went to Mexico. As we walked, Jack called up to me and said "Hey, dude, check this out" He took out his phone and used it as a light. Then, he went upstairs and started telling me about how it would be awesome to paint ball up there. I followed him and Lizzy. Once I got to the top, I saw something out the window. I whispered to Jack and Lizzy, "Guys... What is that?" Liz whispered "I don't know, I think its a homeless man." It didn't look like any homeless man I ever seen. He/she was about my hight, 6 foot. It had no hair and was really fat, like 400 pounds. Once it saw us, it ran like crazy. It was running faster then any one I knew. We went to go check out what it was doing over by the road. It looked like it was digging a hole, but it didn't have a shovel when we saw it. It must have been using its bear hands for some reason. What I am surprised about is how fast it ran. I mean, this guy was 400 pounds of fat (there was no muscle on this guy from what I could see) and was able to run like a professional track runner. I know it sounds stupid, but if you saw it, you would be amazed to.
>> No. 9043
this actually sounds really scary.
>> No. 9047
Fat guy on drugs, from the sounds of it.
>> No. 9070
>>8970
You should have tried talking to it to see if it could respond. Also are you sure it wasn't just some weird hairless bear?
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