I met a robot girl on the train today. I mean, at first I didn't know she was a robot. She was very pretty, and after about the third or fourth glance she caught me looking at her and before I could even think what to do she turned her head towards me, smiled and in somewhat too loud of a voice said “That's a nice shirt!” I kind of half laughed and smiled back and said “Thank you”. She then stuck out her hand and said “Hi, I'm lola-bot, but my friends call me April.” as she looked down at the Best Buy name tag on her shirt that said the same. I half stood up and shook her hand and said “Very nice to meet you..April” “Nice to meet you too!” she said with an even bigger smile than before. “So...you're a robot?” I asked. “Yep! Been a robot my whole life.” she said half laughing at her own joke. “And you work at Best Buy?” “Yep” she said. “Is that because you're good at fixing computers and stuff I assume?” “Oh I don't fix computers. I just work the registers and help people find stuff.” “Oh, I just thought maybe since you were a computer you might know a lot..” “Oh, I'm not a computer.” she said “I'm real.” “Real?” I said. “Mhmm” she nodded. “Look, I'll show you.” She then reached up under her blue polo shirt, squinched her eyes, made a couple of twists.. and then held out her hand for me to see. “See? I have a heart!” And it was.. a heart. About the size of a plum, gold colored with deep intricate engraving covering the whole thing. Almost like a Fabrege' egg. “Wow” I said, not really knowing what else to say. She then glanced to either side of her as if making sure no one else was looking and then carefully pressed a little button on one side of the heart and carefully opened the top half to show me what was inside. And it was the most amazing thing I had ever seen. It was like all the shiny gold and silver wheels, cogs, levers and spinny things of 20 of the finest watches you had ever seen all in this one little heart ticking, clicking and spinning away, each at its own pace. And right in the middle, mounted on a single gold pin and seemingly not connected to anything else was a little gold hummingbird, maybe half an inch long, with little wings that were buzzing as fast as could be. As I leaned in to get a closer look I could actually hear them, buzzing, just like a real hummingbird. Astonished I looked up at her, and she kind of just nodded back at me as if to say “Impressive huh?”. Just then the conductor came over the loudspeaker “Bremen street”. “Oh! This is my stop.” she said as she gingerly closed the heart back up and again reached up under her shirt and with the same decided scrunchy face and couple of twisting motions put it back in its place. She then straightened out her shirt with her hands then said “It was very nice meeting you.” and stuck out her hand again. Still a little taken aback I shook her hand and smiled and said “Nice meeting you too!” The car door opened and she stood to and started walking towards the door. “Wait!” I said, “I didn't tell you my name! or..” She turned and said “I'll remember you” and she pointed to her heart, smiled, turned and walked toward the platform.

>>	Heinrich Karl Bukowski 14/08/02(Sat)12:29 No. 809 ID: bfcbce File 140699695261.jpg - (393.48KB , 1024x768 , stretched-178549.jpg ) so . . . how did she get her heart out and not show you tittage?