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No. 331
ID: f5f9d2
“Now Amos, it isn’t the pay that is important. It is the benefits. Healthcare, dental, a pension. However, since you likely won’t be making use of those, I’ll have to find some special ones just for you. Like not tipping off the IRS about the various fake identities you’ve been conducting your trading as to hide your income. Tax evasion and fraud, how naughty you’ve been Amos. You also always seem to have some uncanny tip on how stocks are going to go, might be worth an insider trading investigation. All moot of course, since your brokers will be sad to find out that you’re dead, I’m sure they’ll shed a tear as they lay claim to your assets. But those are minor, white collar issues. The elephant in the room is your confession that you shot and killed a stranger tonight. You claim it was self defense, but then why did you not contact the police, flee the scene, remove evidence, including the poor man’s wallet. It is beginning to look more and more like you may have killed and robbed that man. Add possession and you are looking at some very serious criminal charges. Of course a normal prison couldn’t be expected to hold someone like yourself. The bureau would have to take you. We have some interesting theories about ways to block the use of magic. I wonder how they’d effect someone whose life is tied to it. And who would feed your poor Cat? It’ll be so lonely without you.” Ka sat, mouth agape at how far Drew was willing to go on this.
“You are a damned bastard. I hope you are proud of yourself.”
“I’m not, but I swore to protect this country. I’ll be damned if I’ll let your greed and laziness get in the way of that. Agents are already in state, and are on their way to you. So I need to know, are you in, or are you out?”
“I’ll dance to your tune, for now.” Ka grumbled as he severed the connection. Drew smiled, it was tenuous cooperation, but it would have to do. Grumpy as Ka could be there was a decent human being buried in him somewhere, hopefully they could dig it out of him for this case. Using his computer, he quickly checked the location of the GPS transponder that had been installed in Ka’s cat. It would be rather embarrassing if they had the wrong address after all this.
The gun store clerk looked over Ka’s gun permit and the long-winded documentation from a doctor stating that he had a legitimate reason for his face to be hidden under bandages and why he had to wear dark eye concealing glasses. He of course did, just not the one in the paperwork, and this half-truth was moot by the fact that the permit was for one of Ka’s many false identities, this one conveniently a New Hampshire resident. The clerk found his concerns about the validity of the documents kept slipping out of his mind as fast as Ka could subtly ply his will into the man’s mind. He could walk out with the full contents of the store if he chose and leave the clerk clucking and convinced he was poultry if he so chose, but such an overt show of the supernatural could bring a world of hell crashing down on him if the man reclaimed his mind and remembered him. On the other hand, subtle manipulation meant the clerk would remember him as just another uninteresting customer. The clerk finished entering Ka’s information into his computer, set the permit down on the counter, and shook his head.
“Now pardon me saying this, but you don’t look like one of the typical punks that come in here because he saw one of these in a movie.” He indicated to the large automatic pistol Ka had selected for purchase. Normally his 9mm would have been sufficient for anything short of WW3 breaking out in front of his home, but it had taken an entire magazine to put down the man he had encountered the night before. If he had encountered more than one junkie, he would have been overwhelmed. The stopping power of a .50 AE round would be more than able to do the job, and getting it only took a short teleport across state lines. Ka originally intended to purchase a more recent incarnation of the M1911 that had been the 9mm’s predecessor, but he’d be damned before he’d follow Drew’s advice. Tragic really, he had received the .45 as a gift and used it for fifty years before decades of barely compatible replacement components caused the gun to fire half its magazine from one trigger pull before misfiring a round out the ejection port and exploding. Somehow.
“Those punks are the problem; body armor became a fashion statement somewhere along the line. They make armor now that looks just like normal clothing.” Ka had even ordered a few outfits, including a tailored suit, online the night before. One advantage of un-death was that your measurements did not change. “If someone breaks in I don’t want to have to use an entire magazine to beat them to death with bullets. Meanwhile his buddy has turned my living room and myself into Swiss cheese with a submachine gun. Terrible times we live in.”
“Uh huh.” The man clearly was not buying the story. He had no problem selling the gun, he just wanted to give Ka a hard because it looked like he was just out to buy a penis extender, and with a rather bad excuse to boot. “Protecting your home is a noble idea and all, but if you have a group breaking into your house armed with automatic weapons you should be concerned with who you pissed off so badly. I’d also suggest you file a police report, maybe update your life insurance. A handgun might not be your best option either, would you like to add some real power to your home defense?” The clerk indicated to the shop’s displays of long rifles and carbines, and Ka did not miss the push to get him to buy more. He however had a slightly better plan, the FBI would conceivably be bringing in firepower greater than he as a civilian could purchase. He wanted to get a look at what he could get from them free first.
“No thanks, I prefer to avoid being put on a federal list, and I already have a rifle.” This reminded him, he was low on ammo for said rifle. “Speaking of which, I will also need some .308 cases, primers, bullets and some powder. My reloading supplies are a bit low.” The clerk shrugged and followed him to the reloading supply display after locking up the handgun.
“So, what king of rifle do you have?” The clerk asked as he unlocked the case displaying the plastic containers of gunpowder.
“A re-chambered Garand, possibly a couple of them if I find all the parts I swapped out over the years. The oldest parts would be dangerous to use at this point though, I have had the thing since the Second World War.” The clerk whistled as he relocked the case after removing Ka’s selection as Ka drifted into memory lane. This left the clerk a little too clear headed.
“Wait, how could you have gotten it then, you were only born in 19-” The clerk froze in place as Ka snapped back to attention, the tendrils of his mind freezing the clerks as he ripped away the memories of the slip-up in his story. “-A modernized M1? Let me guess you ruined a classic by sticking some ridiculous scope on it and replacing the beautiful wooden body right?”
“Guilty as charged, but she’s still a beautiful beast.” Ka smiled as the clerk grumbled and rang up the order, thoughts of why Ka carried so much cash on his person whisked away.
Ka sat staring out his window. A black SUV with out of state plates and heavily tinted windows had driven past twice now. A white van branded with a company name and logo he did not recognize had slowed to a crawl as it passed his building. Some putz in an import skidded into a parked car and drove off. Predicting the future always was a tricky thing, the most common method was to summon spirits from another realm to interrogate, beings from places where time flowed differently than in the physical world. Some of the more alien beings had the best view of the fourth dimension and could be targeted to look where you needed them, but lacked the human perspective to be able to recognize and use our more abstract concepts. A great fire, flood, or act of bloodshed was universal for them to recognize, but the names of locations, the parties involved, or the distinction between the corporeal living and incorporeal dead. Human souls, the aforementioned incorporeal dead, could distinguish nations and individuals, and describe events in human terms. Those terms however were limited to the terms of that person’s life. A farmer from antiquity would have no way of distinguishing the make and model of a person’s car, and could only describe it in the most metaphorical of terms. A spirit describing a great flying beast breathing forth fire and death could as easily be a warplane as a dragon, and if they mistook something modern for a mythical beast, they could have a wildly inaccurate idea of what those mythical beasts were actually like. Even through this, the spirits of the dead had trouble distinguishing the past, present, and future from the cheap seats. Ka had to nail a soul to the wall to get it to stop babbling about a wave that washed away everything it touched that would strike long enough to get it to just tell him that two agents would be arriving and a range on when they would arrive. He would look into the wave later.
The house phone buzzed, someone was calling him from the front door. Ka let it sit for a minute before answering.
“Who is this?” A man’s voice
“Ka Ahmose?”
“No you are not.” There was grumbling and whispered background conversation.
“I am special agent Berry Litchard with the federal bureau of investigation’s inter-service investigation & analysis department. You’re Ka I assume?”
“Feel free to assume whatever you like. I’ll buzz you in.” Ka sat in a recliner just out of sight of the entryway. His new gun sat loaded beside the wallet of the man who attacked him on the table to his right, the old holstered on his shoulder. He wore his Sunday best for the occasion, a grey sweater vest over a white shirt with khaki slacks, black socks and brown slippers. He had left his face un-bandaged, the black and dried skin stretched tight over preserved flesh. It was little more than a wrinkled brown wrapper around his ancient bones, with patches where even that had worn thin and bits of bone showed. A few scant wisps of hair clung to his head, showing the outline of what had once been eyebrows, a beard and the hair upon his head. His cheeks had split, leaving white teeth gleaming through their gape. His lips were the least damaged part of him, having been maintained through magic to allow him to retain a limited degree of facial expression. Black and empty sockets stared toward the door as he waited. There was a knock, his guests had arrived.
The locks clanged loudly as they all opened in unison and the door swung open. The agents hesitated, already unnerved by Ka’s parlor tricks. They entered, hands on their weapons. One of them, the same as before from the voice, spoke;
“Ka Ahmose? You here? Don’t play games.”
“No games.” Ka said, closing the door behind them as the agents came into view. The color drained from their faces as they saw Ka’s, giving him a moment to properly assess them in person. Both had a head of dark hair and light skin, were clean-shaven, and wore a suit under a heavy winter jacket. The one that had spoken, Berry, was a couple of inches shorter and thinner than the other agent, and had a shorter and wider face. They appeared closer in height due to the slouch of the taller agent, and Berry’s stiff upright posture. All that was missing was a pair of mirrored sunglasses and they would look like the most generic federal agents on Earth. The only thing of note was a strange flow of the ether about them.
A voice from somewhere Ka could not see spoke, a husky older woman’s voice.
“Relax; the cocky bastard is trying to psych you out. Now sorcerer, I believe you have a something for us?”
The voice came from behind the two men, through the gap between them.
“Nice trick, hiding like that. Why don’t you take your coat off, stay a while?”
“It doesn’t turn off. Is that suspect’s wallet?” The swirls of ether shifted, Ka caught what must have been the outline of an arm pointing toward the table besides him. The more he focused the extent of the ethereal disturbance became, he could just see the woman’s vague outline now. He tossed the wallet to her, but the male agent who had yet to introduce himself intercepted it with a gloved hand.
“Everything is in there in the same places as when I found in, but first stop tracking muck around my damn house. Leave it on the mat by the door and grab a seat.” The agents grumbled to themselves as they set aside their footwear, the indignation at the games Ka was playing rising from the two agents minds and filling the air, the female agent’s mind remained hidden from Ka’s prying however. He watched her carefully, trying to peer through the void in the ether she left. Anything that was within a few inches of her disappeared from his vision, but quickly returned as she moved away and the ether returned to normal. A spot on the wall she touched came back into focus in an instant, but the shoes she removed barely reappeared at all.
The agents all sat on the hideous brown couch that was the only other seat in the room, a relic that had once been fashionable decades ago. The agent holding the wallet sat farthest from Ka as he began examining the contents, the woman sat closest, leaving the appearance of a gaping hole in the couch, and finally the agent who had given his name sat in the middle as he set an audio recorder on the coffee table and pulled out a handheld tablet.
“Ok, so I am special agent Berry Litchard, this is special agent Ruth Blount.” He indicated to the hole in the ether that was the female agent. “And special agent George Lombelon.” The male agent copying down the personal information from the cards in the wallet nodded. “Interviewing witness Ka Ahmose. Now what can you tell me about the, uh…” He hesitated. “Individual, you encountered. Any details you can remember will help us identify what we are dealing with. Where did you first see them?”
“It was late last night, between 10:30 to 11. I was walking home from the bus stop 15 minutes away when I spotted him. I do not know exactly when he started following me, but we were about halfway here and he was following by a hundred or so feet when I spotted him.”
Agent Litchard nodded. “Now, considering your, um, reputation, is there any reason you didn’t notice you were being followed?”
Ka laughed. “If my abilities granted me omniscience you people seem to think I have do you think you would have ever found me? For one I simply was not looking out for any pursuers at that point, it is difficult to spot what you are not looking for. Visibility was also terrible, the wind had whipped up the snow enough that even the ether was cloudy, and…” Ka thought for a moment, searching for the proper words. “It was like his mind was suppressed, most people’s thoughts tend to radiate out for anyone that knows how to hear, but his where distorted. People can block themselves from broadcasting their thoughts, anyone with a good poker face can do it almost instinctively, but that is not what this was. It was more like he was broadcasting just below the lowest frequency on the dial. Could have been the drugs, could be from a preexisting mental retardation, could be anything.”
The agent looked more confused by the talk of the mystic. “Uh, OK. Now, what happened next? He was following you and? Anything odd you noticed about him?”
“I took a few extra turns and doubled back to make sure this wasn’t some odd coincidence. He kept following. His gait was odd, he stumbled a lot. Not a drunken stumble, he was walking more like a zombie, too stiff in some spots too loose in others. When the wind died down I could hear him making some odd sounds too.” That got their attention, making them all respond in near unison.
“Zombie!?”
“Like a movie zombie, not an actual zombie, sorry. The classic shambling type. I take it you have been having problems with people making zombies recently?”
“Some of the South American cartels have been using them to in their drug farming operations.” Ruth sat up as she answered.” Cheap labor that doesn’t ask for vacations or blab what is going on. We helped deal with them target the Bokor, and brought in some Houngans to exorcise the zombies, but they were too brain damaged to be released. For now, we have them contained and under observation in a special facility in Louisiana, but it is already over capacity. But, back to last night. You were being followed, and?”
“Right, well I know the area pretty well so I lead him toward a dead end alley and teleported to safety once-“
“You can teleport?” Agent George Lombelon interjected.
“Yes, I can teleport, I also read minds, summon the spirits of the dead, and can rain fire and lightning upon anyone who interrupts me. Any more questions?” George shook his head no. “Well once he was all the way in the alley, sniffing the walls too I think, I confronted him. Teleported back into the alley between him and the exit, but he wasn’t interested in talking. He let out this inhuman shriek and charged me. Shooting him in the chest barely slowed him, shooting him in the head worked a little bit better. I shot him in the knees after he stopped moving just in case and searched him, found that wallet and a set of keys, though he melted before I could search him too thoroughly. After that happened I grabbed everything and left, or I thought I had grabbed all of the casings. Went home, fed cat, made a phone call. Any other questions?”
“Did yo-“
“Where’s the cat?” George interrupted Berry’s next question. Ka laughed.
“You like doing that to people don’t you? She is in her carrier for now; I am going to be boarding her while I am being dragged around the state hunting bogeymen . Next question? Something more relevant this time perhaps?” George did have a relevant question this time.
“Uh, well, where there any odd identifying marks or characteristics on him that you saw? A tattoo or marking, a physical deformation or oddity, or a bite mark? What did he look like?”
“His face was a mess, covered in sores, his teeth were all rotten and his lips looked like he had tried eating them. His eye’s looked jaundiced, and his hair had turned white, even his innards looked oddly pale other than the black blood. It was almost white with just tinges of pink. That was all I saw before he began liquefying from the inside out, next question?”
“How many times did you shoot him, where and with what?”
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