Papa Nurgle is the best. He loves us all!

I used to like Slaanesh. Now I'm not sure. So Chaos Undivided.

Slaaneesshhh

>>26
Slaneesh is to be feared because Slaneesh will obliterate everything that you are, all of your goals and wants and desires, and replace you with "slaneesh_cultist.exe" that happens to be running on your body and has access to your memories.

Slaneesh is an ugly, self-centered worldview that sacrifices everything else for the temporary indulgent joy of ME ME ME. Slaneeshi cultists are equal parts pathetic and frightening, like any frenzied addict that thinks you are in the way of their next fix. And Slaneeshi demons can rip away your will and inhibitions just by proximity.

Slaneesh is to be feared because she is the death of reason and self control. Of all of the chaos gods, Slaneesh is the one that deserves to die screaming the most.

>>30
You mortals are always so cute when you're pure.~~

Come and relax for a bit dear, nobody will know. After all, I have oh so many pleasures to show you <3

Nurgle. Because he's the only being in this forsaken universe that actually loves you - in a sick, unnatural way but still. He is the only one who makes the pain go away.