Well I'm not European so I think I would have managed.

Probably everyone, except of course /cccp/ stragglers and some of those really dumb herp derp posters that would ruin nice things (ala the brownshirts and the night of the long knives).

Nazis didn't really care what color hair you had or whatever, Hitler himself had dark hair afterall. They just hoped for more blonde and blue babies.

Well, seeing as my grandfather served in the 2nd SS Panzer Division "Das Reich", I think I would have made out ok.

Half White (I have no idea, my family argues over whether they're English or Polish because none of them want to use Ancestry.Com. TLDR: Not german) and half Mexican. Though to be fair, like most other whitexicans I appear to be mostly white. In fact most people outright assume that I'm fully white. However, this probably isn't "white" enough for Hitler. I am 6'3, 260 pounds. Kinda chubby but I feel like I can get in shape in a hurry if I felt like it (certainly if my life depended on it)

If I'm not German, not fully white, have brown hair and brown eyes, BUT am fully and completely devoted to the National Socialist and German cause, would Hitler spare me and allow me to serve him under his glorious Third Reich? I mean, Germany and Mexico were almost allies during WWI. (Grasping at straws, I know. I just really really like old school Germany, and the Nazis in general.)