Pigtails :>

Sideways :)

You are a disgusting, disgusting individual. Cut your god damn hair you frazzled hippy.

>>1261
You have a decent beer named after you.

I can't cut my hair, I made a promise to myself that I can't cut my hair till I go back to the redwoods in northern California, my home

>>1261
I like his hair. It's fluffy in the best of ways. OP, you look like a young adam from mythbusters.

>>1266
Why thank you! I love compliments!

>>1261
Fuck this guy, long hair is awesome.

>>1268
Ignore this. Girls who like guys with long hair were almost certainly raped as children and will freeze the condom after sex so they can get that sweet child support money out of you, then say you raped them if you're poor.

It's just simple profiling.

>>1274
No, silly. Girls who were raped as children are into old bald guys because they remind them of their daddies.

>>1267
What are those secret magic spy codes on the board behind you?

>>1280
Its writing on the chalkboard of The Ground Floor, the coffeeshop I work at :)

Shitty picture.

>>1286
go on vocaroo and read what it says like you're a wizard. Make it sound magic.

>>1298
That requires me doing something on the internet not on my phone :/ that's hard in my current situation. I could just be cool and give my number out to the random strangers on this board :D


Pic unrelated. Right after my shower this morning.

I feel cute today :) its going to be long though, me and my girlfriend slept from 7am-3pm yesterday, the. I couldn't sleep last night, and i work at this coffeeshop from 7(now) till noon, and then I have to go take a drug class group therapy thing, and then go into my second job by 5 and i probably close tonight, so that's till 11:00pm or later

(i think this is my trip, I'm not sure, posting from my work computer)

I make money :D

Bored at work. I now have had a total of 15 bucks stolen from that tip jar :/

your hair is made of sex.

>>1306
:D <3

make a silly face.

>>1309
Like so?


Maybe this is a gross face :/

Stick your fingers up your nose

>>1322
Like so? (At work)

>>1326
okay, now stick them in your mouth

>>1328

"Hey, hold my cigarette and don't laugh at me taking this picture" - said to the girl next to me at work

Show soles of feet.

>>1332
Feet

pose in your underwear

>>1335
Maybe when I'm off work :/

>>1335
I don't know how to pose

Bored before work

*Wade Wilson gets ready for work with DeadPool*

Bump for vanity

remove underwear

>>1357

No nudes on the interwebs, sorry

wear small, tight underwear.

>>1359
I'll buy some when I get paid I guess

God, work makes me smell like a garlic

Hair's moderately dry :)

>>1357
Here, I'll show you my ass.

My body looks lumpy :(

>>1374

nice butt. now bend over

>>1376
Waiting on some pictures of last night, you can get a look at my ass close up then! Fair warning, the guy that took the pictures did a shitty job, you Can't even see the skirt and junk I was wearing.

>>1376
The only one he sent me, that bastard. I guess you can see my skirt. The guy had a limp dick haha

>>1384
How is having gay sex while crossdressing less shameful than posting full nudes? Neither should be shameful, really.

I'm not gay, but wat

>>1386

Lol, I dunno, but this was just a pose, I only blew him. My girlfriend almost broke up with me/killed me because of this

>>1387
So it's not really a big deal, but I'm curious why my picture was removed.

SAGE has been used.

>>1392
Yeah, that was weird, it wasn't anything awful

Pic my friend took, she's a decent photographer

>>1388
you did it without telling her first? :O

>>1602
Yeah, I was a drunken asshole that night



Feeling very Dudeist today, with an added touch of my shitty half smile

FUCK yeah! Got a hat!