butts n stuff.

More butts n stuff. Preferably stuff into butts.

The way it's tied in the first picture makes it look like you shaved the one side. I dig the color anyway.

Ermagerrd!! Love the color and all the nakedness of your sexy little self.

Lightly whipped bottom

K u t

dat ass requires a more severe beating.

>>2904
I agree! Got smacked barehanded four times and then got four smacks from the thin end of a broken fishing rod.

Its not enough. I want bruises.

>>2905
pics or it didnt happen.

YUMMMMMMM, love that ass. let us see more.

>>2897
Why the hell don't you come into irc more often we can talk about ponies and fashion and shit

So uh, This wild bird was stuck in the chicken cage, perfectly healthy and capable of flying but didn't understand where the door was to get out. After chasing it around yelling for awhile trying to scare it out, it landed on the ramp to the coop. So I walk up to it preparing for its wings to collide with my face when it decides I'm too close, and...nope. Let my pick it up with no fuss.

Look at it, its totes calm, looks kind of happy. Like, whatevs bro. And I was just bippin tralls.

You guys, I think I might be the messiah. The glittery, queer, radical messiah.


>>2906

that is a pic of it happening, of course Im kind of shocked it didnt bleed/bruise more considering my blood issues. W/e

>>2908

I can't social for fuck.

>>2909
It's a Christmas miracle!
Now find about 5 more and you'll have enough for a skillet full.

>>2909
Friendship is magic bitch come hang out! You did fine last time I saw you in there.

>>2909

that's pretty rad. must've been a neat experience.

>>2898

sexy as hell. we need some stuffed butt!!

...the pictures I find on my cellphone when I get high.

durgs

>>2916
dig those socks.

>>2919
*sock, only one is rainbow, the other is hello kitty. Not because I think its cool to mismatch. Its just because Im lazy.

>>2911
maybe

I flipped your picture around so you look like your posting nude from the space station or something.

>>2922
your going to have to wait till I get my big laptop back though

>>2923
thats fine, btw i would kill to have dat curves

>>2924
i would rather be flat chested, but its w/e

>>2925
what the fuck why?! tits are amazing

>>2922
I feel like giving camwhores access has backfired in the past...

SAGE has been used.

>>2927

Like when y'all gave it to Amy and Pomme.

Silly kids.

>>2927
I give little fucks about drama or abusing any sort of power. Give it to me, don't, idgaf.

On a different note, I have a pro photoshoot tomorrow super early in the morning, been prepping my hair/skin for a week or two now, pain in my ass. But hey, nearly free money. Now I'm stuck on straight or spiral curled hair. meh.

You have a great ass, please post more pics....
Please !!!!!!!

rude

butts

>>2940
>>2941
Oooh this is a great idea, specially the last one. How about one like that but in a bed and shoeless?

>>2942
i don't have a bed

>>2943
So I guess you're not a Bed Bug! Haha,heh..
I would like to apologize to Miss Bug, her family, and to the American people..

>>Twilight Sparkle

No.

>>2945
dun cur negative bitchy pants.

>>2944
lol.

Shh shh shh shh shh.


No.

rude

dyed my hair again, spent all yesterday in the rain raising money and giving away toys for needy kids x.x i'll post dirty pics later in the week but im dead tired right now

>>2943
The floor will suffice as long as the angle is satisfactory.

>>2950
booty

Please post more pics......You have such a great ass.

>>2951
Yes. They need toys, not food.

lemme stick it in your poopar.

>>2955
Lol actually, we give away toys that day (and serve some food) and the raffle and donations go to buying Christmas dinner for the families. This year we got about 1400 for about 50 families

>>2957
1400 divided between 50 families or 1400 each? Because if it's the first one then congrats, thats 28 dollars each. Woohoo.

>>2958
I didn't say it was huge, just that it would help make the kids have a better Christmas than they would have had.

Don't be a douche.

>>2959
Sorry to undercut your desire to feel good about yourself but you contributed practically nothing and fixed nothing about the circumstances that lead to them needing money. That is the simple fact of the matter.

>>2960
She did something to help someone else... why degrade that? It's not about an amount, it's about effort. Just saying.

>>2960
Zizek's First as tragedy, then as farce is hardly an appropriate subject when a young lady is trying to show you her nethers, wouldn't you agree?

SAGE has been used.

>>2960
I don't care if it makes me feel like a good guy, I know it isn't a lot, but I got to see little kids smile. That is literally all that matters. I have no resources to save them from poverty or their parents self involvement, if I was smart enough or rich enough I would fix it in a heart beat, sometimes I can barely keep myself from starving, but I can give them a smile for a day and help keep them from feeling like they were bad because santa didn't come. That might mean nothing to you, but as a little kid who grew up like they did, it means something to me.

Either way, I don't see you giving away your every belonging to the poor or even contributing OC, so stop bitching or gtfo.

rude

>>2966
I'd like to see some variations on this theme. Wider angle, legs showing, etc

>>2966
I agree with the guy above me, more like this please.

OMG, I love your panties......YUMMMMMM.

sometimes whore make up is fun

butts

butts with stuff in it

herp derp art

rude

>>2972
This is more like it

>>2975
guess again faggot

more art
>>2973
>>2974

(USER SUCKED 37 COCKS IN A ROW)

>>2976
...what?

>>2971
>>2972

awesome. how about something on a seasonal tip, like a huge candy cane up your ass? then a shot of you licking said cane aprés?

>>2985
lol you can kiss my ass I am not getting a yeast infection for the sake of fap fodder.

rude

>>2986

how would that cause a yeast infection in your ass?

>>2987
I don't know why but even compared to the more explicit stuff you've posted this is fucking hot.

>>2988
have you ever noticed how the anus and pussy are right by each other? Or how sticky, sugary things tend to get everywhere?

Maybe you should show us how close your anus and pussy are

>>2991
this.

i didn't pay attention in Anatomy back in high school.

>>2990

so either you've stuck candy up your ass previously and suffered a yeast infection for your adventure, or you're prone to yeast infections, and therefore, overly cautious about getting one.

if it's the former, i'd love to be regaled with your candy-ass tale.

>>2996
lol no, I am prone to illness though and I really love my cunt and would like to be able to keep using it in the near future.

>>2997
i guess that's an eloquent way of putting it.

I remember when chansluts used to have girls as awesome as you ;-;

>>3007
Rip chansluts.

Mimi was hot before she cut her hair...god why did she cut that beautiful hair?

>>3008 she usually lets it grow out a bit then cuts it again

i don't know why these camwhores always try to be "stylish" or "different"

it's a shame when they start posting pictures of their bald heads when they used to have perfect heads of thick and luxurious hair.

>>3009
She's a nice girl, bit of a hippie but otherwise pretty cool.

I had a brief E-mail exchange with her, she apparently smoked crack with her boyfriend at one time lol.

must be so hard when girls don't live to look attractive specifically to you, huh.

Daddy issues, etc.

(USER SUCKED 37 COCKS IN A ROW)

>>3012
If your talking about me, absolutely.

Totally into the dd/lg dynamic.

You must be new if you aren't aware of what fucked up jazz I get myself in to.

speaking of which.

/daddyissues

/daddy issues

not really daddy issues... but hey its cute

Let's get back on track with some gratuitous nudity.

some *serious* daddy issues.

>>3017
mostly pseudo nudity for tonight since I'm sick and posting old creepy pictures.

Me with an Ex, just to get a feel on how small I am.

oh, well I guess this is nudity.

just dont enlarge that last pic, did not realize it was that huge.

>>3020
it's beautiful!

>>3021
You really do have the best nipples I've seen in forever.

SAGE has been used.

>>3024
heh ^^ thanks

>>3013

nice shelf. show daddy your asshole?

the daddy card....had been played....

>>3018
Why? Tell us about your relationship with your father.

You deleted your tumblr before i could save it all ;-;

>>3055

wow she deleted her tumblr heh

why did you delete it?

>>3057
crazy ex had the url, also no one ever spoke to me on there.

>>3054
it was fine actually, yet i still have daddy issues. weird shit.

>>3058

so because he had the url to your tumblr you deleted the tumblr?

>>3059
not the main reason, but a big part of it.

>>3060
aww I'm gonna miss seeing your stuff

labrets with rings ftw

>>3077
I love your hair. Did you get extensions?

>>3078

i think that's an old photo

>>3081
darn. I love that hair.

thebug, I love your soul and I love your face. I just want to cuddle with you forever and make love and do whatever I can in my life to make you feel happy.

>I love your soul
I just shot a mixture of steel reserve and mango nectar out of my nose.

SAGE has been used.

>>3085
pregnant with twins. LOVE ME NOW, BITCH.

>>3099
Wait, seriously? You're pregnant?

Are you going to keep being a fetish model?

>>3101
Please say yes. Those already gorgeous nips will get mindblowing.

SAGE has been used.

>>3099
trip for proof

>>3141
http://bbw-chan.net/preg/res/17669.html

>>3157
why did you feel it necessary to name this particular chan in your post on that site? you could easily have said you knew her from someplace else.

not trying to say that mentioning 99chan anywhere else is some sort of horrible taboo, but it seemed unnecessary. i mean, congrats for finding out why she hasn't been posting here, but come on man.

SAGE has been used.

>>3158
because the internet is about relaying information/content

people look for more content are now about to


thinking some imageboard is magicly hidden or unheard of is retarded since even on niggertits 99chan will pop up all the time

got a problem with what a posted bitch on irc

>>3162
i'm not entirely sure what you were trying to convey with that response. i already said mentioning 99chan anywhere else wasn't the worst thing you could do, just that it seemed unnecessary. especially considering that looks like your only post in that thread. and i already know other people know of 99chan.

hell, i want more traffic here. /hor/ has been kind of slow. i just meant that seemed kind of weird to point out.

and no, i don't have a problem with a posted bitch on irc(?).

SAGE has been used.

>>3162
Great. More of you fucking weirdos.

>>3162
Do you like posting here?

check my 7

You're clear..

>>3082
completely different girl

here have a boob

rude

>>3238
Hot

>>3238 Are you going to name them Cas and Paul?

Nothing beats a pretty faced girl that has a beautiful plump ass and knows how to use it. You're beautiful girl.

rude

>>3340
oh my god

>>3340
goddamn those look amazing!

plz 2 do cow cosplay

check out how huge and malformed I'm getting. Also, dem stretch marks. Blech.

>>3381
I'd still hit it (doggy style though)

>>3382
that might actually work, I legit dont look knocked up from behind.

how can you even walk

so i figured out a definite plus to this whole post reproduction thing.

>>3534
goddamn!

>>3534
This is why I love nursing mothers.

not sure if ok with body changes. Though I dont give a fuck about the scars/stretch marks, the loose skin is a serious downer. Also my boobs freak me out

>>3542
Those are some pretty great looking boobs though

You are fucking adorable. Don't ever feel bad about being a mom, moms are fucking sexy. Hottest milf on 99chan for sure. I only got interested in my ex because she was preggo actually. PROTIP: Use cocoa butter every day on your strech marks and they will straight up disapear. You can get it in any beautey store on on amazon or wherever. And don't worry about your boobs they will go back to normal soon ;33333 <3333

What's the probability of getting a lactation gif?

idk how to make a gif without using a website, and the site i use keeps me from making R rated shit

>>3580
Use gifyo, click "hide from live feed" on the page where you make the gif, save the pic on your computer and then delete it from the site. It is what I usually do.

>>3788
Who cares? Pic is about dat azz!!

>>3789
Bet your boobs are still amazing though.

I'll just leave this here for our favorite bug...

http://imgflip.com/gifgenerator

i shaved my head. also im wearing a 36dddd bra, aaand its too small.

rude

Dats a lot of D's yo.
Also,
Welcome back!!

never fear, these titties, they still be rawkin

vampire gloves <3

damn those things are massive

rude

>>4508
It kinda looks like someone with a red wig is mashing their face in your crotch.

You're looking great, by the by.

>>4508
Hawwwt

These stretch marks are no fucking joke man

i dont even know you guys.

these things are massive.

>>4576
Hello titties.
hehe

>>4577

Oh, Bug. You know us. I mean, how can we engage you more!

>>4583
money and gifts are always fun. But you all know me well too. I do this shit for free no matter what.

also is this not an awesome plug? it was like 6$

>>4586
I'd like to volunteer to take the place of that plug.