rude

Well, frankly, my dear...

>>234
More men should dress sharp like this daily.

okay

Dangit I hate taking pics of myself.

>>236
I didn't recognize you at first, you've really grown into a handsome young man! :O

>>237
You look ready to kill.

>>239
Disagree. It's not a bad look.

>>233
I see regs is still very regs.

>>242
Turn my water to wine.

I LOOK LIKE A DWEEB, KILL ME
ALSO I NEED TO SHAVE THIS RATTY-ASS FACIAL HAIR OFF HOLY DICKS

>>244
For some reason the first person that came to mind when I saw this picture is Dexter. Somehow, you looked like Dexter in this picture for a minute.

>>245
Now you're just way homeless again.

just toastin' mug~

ye

oh look another picture of a camwhore surprise

Back when I had hair.

>>251
Which one are you again?

>>254
OWAIT GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

DADDY'S JUST BEEN GONE FOR A WHILE

Bah.

>>254
Holy fuck Pink, you look different as hell.

I... uh... still don't own any colour.

Oh hey

lol remember when I was 16? Yay legality. Bout the only damn thing to change about me since I was twelve -.-

Time does nothing but consume me.

Ahyup.

>>283 Nice Nagant, that looks in pretty good shape.

I think I look pretty much the same as I did about... 4-5 years ago, or whenever the hell I started lurking this place.

Time is not on my side.

>>256
You're so sexy, Waffus. :D

>>288
Fuck I love you.

my ugly mug

>>295
hipster

My word, look at everyone growing up so nicely<3

(Erratum, that running compilation is the best for a workout, thanks!)

>>296

>>297
Hah, told ya. How's it going? Haven't seen you around lately an' ting.

>>305

Who are you?

oh hi guys.

Oh, alright.

One more for my FBI watch list folder.

Don't have anything more recent than this, and my camera is all the way downstairs and I don't wanna get it and...

Well anyways, it looks pretty much like I do now, after 3 months of not shaving.

>>253

I guess I need a newer picture.

>>253
I just want to drop acid with you and snuggle all afternoon.
No hobo
>>297
HEY PUT THOSE AWAY THOSE DO NOT BELONG HERE.
>>315
Do you ever feel bad for the LEOs who have to sit and read our chatlogs?

Here's a picture of some random faggot I found on facebook.

No fashion and dressed for warmth.

Brutal.

>>308
Hottest girl on here

>>329
Better? Yikes, I need a haircut soon.

>>303
Busy as a bee but being a responsible adult T_T You know how it is.

>>333
>Derp.jpg
:O I'm flattered

>>329
Quit being so fucking handsome.

We still got it. Sexiest chan ever.

>>254
Whoa. I can't get over your hair, you look like an extra on Lords of Dogtown.

>>314
You're so kawaii, Gray.

>>329
I want your beard to tickle my thighs.

>>331
Let's make out.

>>340
i agree with all of this

Sorry, best you're getting.

I just want to express how very unprofessional this thread is. Also we are all saying bad things about ourselves. We should stop that.

>>348
'sposda be a new photo, not a crop of your blade runner cosplay.

rude

rude

>>385
slut

>>396
filthy canadian outlaw

>>408
wanted by 29 states for selling meth/babies

>>374
best picture in this entire thread

>I doubt I've posted enough to be called a regular
>IRC regulars

Someday, someday you will learn to read.

Hey a thread.

This is onyx btw not sure if anyone even remembers me, it has been awhile.

rude

>>455

I know that face...
:3

>>453

Well you need to come back because you're cute and I have an innate desire to chat with cute men.

>>461

Irc is borked up where I'm at now.

>>480

Well fix it!

>>483
that's a butt

<:3

>>483


Fixed it.

I have only gotten gayer.

>>517
One might say... flaming?

>>455
Is that medic?

nop.

>>599

The illusive fagatron El Capitan de Algodon y Negraz

Hey twitch here you go <3

>>739
Honestly, that wasn't a crack against you, I just forgot that the file was named that.

SAGE has been used.

>>232
It ended because you never took the samus picture that you promised, assbutt.

SAGE has been used.

>>745

>>750
Twitch rhymes with bitch.

SAGE has been used.

LONG TIME NO SEE

>>818

Yay tadpole!

>>818
Finally, something I can fap to.

>>818

You look more and more like a sitcom actress every time you post. Now you have a vague resemblance to Pam from The Office.

i've seen her tits on reddit.

SAGE has been used.
(Perhaps you should go back there.)

hey i dont even know whats going on here but ive fallen in love with the girl in the first picture somebody explain to me how i can meet/marry her beautiful face

i want to marry your face

>>915
By being attractive and starting a thread.
But you're probably not attractive, and we already have way too many guys on here, so please don't.

>>914

Trust me, you don't.

>>918
Heh.

SAGE has been used.

>>918

oh-ho snap.

>>925
I loled

I don't think my most recent pic is exactly appropriate for such a nostalgic thread. XD Nice seeing everyone in one spot though. Good one, Amy. <3

This is my next most recent, all hipster like, proof that I went a-trailblazin' yesterday to celebrate the fine weather.

Here's one of my face lol, and not exactly recent. And no, that's not a real piercing, but I'm almost positive that I want to get it done.

BTW, I'm turning 20 tomorrow YAY! I know, it doesn't look like it haha.

Eden you were my first interest on this board. <3

>>979
same here.

What? KLAPAUCIUS is evolving!

Congratulations! Your KLAPAUCIUS evolved into KLAPOOSHIT!

Yo. This picture, from me, is for all MALES into RIMJOBS.

Women: Please ignore this picture, for it is not for your petty vaginas.

Men who do not like rimjobs: See above.

i wanna lik ur butt bb

i just took this one 3 seconds ago in honor of my mom's bday which passed already btw

fags

>>1244

I <3 u kalli :3

Okay...
Now everyone do it again but dressed as some kind of animal!

>>1250

Hello IRC, can I have pictures of all of you and your pets?

>>245
ARE YOU JESUS

>>1281
pose like this

>>1343

Holy shit it's techno jesus.

>>1343
the messiah truly has returned.

>>1344
What makes him techno? The headset?

>>1344
>>1345
stop it, you're just encouraging him

>Remember the time when we fell in love? We were young and innocent then. Do you remember how it all began? It just seemed like Heaven, so why did it end?

This is a line from Michael Jackson and I really appreciate her for doing this.
I wonder if anyone else realized that.

>>1343

I'm really getting more of a Charles Manson vibe from this photo than Jesus....

A thread like this can not be complete with out a picture of Tiny, and you all know it.

>>1409
Except it's been completed for almost 5 months.

lil bit late to the game but what the hell... also, i've always been grown up :)

>>1409

>>1430
Ugh. Such awful memories.

>>1431
I liked him :(

that might be the most god awful picture I ever posted of my self. I thought it was some thing I had to do. --- to show the donkey; that I use in my live act .

>>1451
Inexcusable.

SAGE has been used.

>>297
You have big boobs. May we have a full body pic?

not as fat as fronk.jpg

>>1726
turtle?

>>1727
Suddenly it makes sense.

>>1727
>>1737
No. Amantis.

Dearest 99chan,
dicks
Love, your secret admirer.

It is neato seeing people knowing one another on an anonymous board. Feels bad that I am a bit late though.
Here is me in Alaska.

Does no one use IRC anymore?

>>2081
We only keep in contact via steam.

>>2081
i miss irc... no personal computer and no irc makes one a dull fish

I don't believe this website exists. This appeared mysteriously. All the myths are true.

>>2254
Who are you

>>2259

Derasonika.

>>2291
LIES I SAY.

SAGE has been used.

Man who the fuck are you nerds

>>2311
Lucif3r go back to 4chan mu love the king of 99chan mu

>>2314

Fuck off, admiration of NMH is hardly a 4ch-exclusive thing

>>2316
u herd me

I just browse now.

>>2382
I am seeing what it is being you have done there.

Hi, I'm comradepyro, and I'm drunk on a thursday

>>2390
You already posted right here
>>739 . If you'd like to camwhore, start a new thread. Also you posted on friday.

SAGE has been used.

Oh please don't hurt me mister, I just wanted to post on the internet.

Just kidding, you're a faggot <3

SAGE has been used.

>>2408
u 2 bby <3 <3 <3

SAGE has been used.

>>2390
YES YOU LET THAT HAIR GROW
WERK IT GURL

SAGE has been used.

>>2452
eeee,both of you guys are horribly cute. Start a thread!

SAGE has been used.

>>2453
Pomme hasn't made a thread in years

Whatever happened to our BurgerQueen?

>>818
Dearly missed

>>965
And holy shit if you get a septum ring, that'd just be way too much hot to handle. Women + Septum Rings = Fuck yeahunf.

>>2610
Sceptums are for cattle.
If we had to pick piercings for her, Id say a labret.

>>2611
Man I was just about to say "septums are for cows".

19 and 3 days old

>>2635
Happy late birthday.

>>2635
Cute :3

I'm not dead, just awoke mid no shave november

omg averagetoaster is a cute

>>2868
Is above average toast.

mr. fancy pants

>>2870
My, how very Admirable.

d'awwwww

>>297
>>308
>>739
So, when do we get to see pictures of you four lovebirds?

start a thread

SAGE has been used.

Yes, I am well aware of my sexy body, thank you.

>>3065
Oh hello kind sir, I didn't see this until just now. Sleepyhead will be visiting the lovebugs again on Valentine's Day, expect much adorableness.

Also hair status: Long as fuck.

>>3073
Get her to take nudes.

>>3073
Hey bro, remember that time you were enraged because someone said you were treating 99chan like a dating service? I'm just saiyan, it's pretty funny in hindsight~

rude

>>3075
After knowing him in irc for so long, I can't picture him having sex, it sounds so painfully awkward.

>>3083
Awkward? Now why is that?

I'm visiting because I need their souls to keep this host body warm and supple. ^_^

>>3086
That sounds like something you would find in a book about magic and/or metaphysics, and I am confused about what it means.

Are you an alien temporarily living inside a human body?

because I am

>>3084
Ehh I'd rather not, I don't want to run him away from irc. You know how he is.

>>3092
Yeah. You got a point.

>>3091
>Are you an alien temporarily living inside a human body?

Perhaps. It's more commensal than parasitic, I'd like to think-


>>3074
Someone else has to be the photographer though!


I feel bad for bringing the plague with me & coughing/sneezing on everything that they love/own here :( We might go dick around in IKEA tomorrow if everyone's feeling up to it?

>>3122
So get Loo, Hali or Tucker to take the pictures.

Nudes? Why not just make a porno? I wanna see Sleepy get doubleteamed.

SAGE has been used.

>>3122
So what happened to the requests you promised to grant in your thread?

>>3083
It's like a slow-motion train-wreck ending in 20 minutes of sobbing and apologizing. I'm still not exactly sure what a clitoris is.

>>3124
to bad her nipples are a 2/10

>>3128
Sometimes you want to watch porn for not sexy reasons.

>>3128
I think her breasts looks really good, even with the red bumps and the nipples and the slight sag. I would love to see porn of her.

>>3131
Shame about the face and weight though.

I miss tadpole.

>>3132
Aw, you're gonna discourage her. Don't make her run from /hor/. She looks good.

>>3133
she hasnt been here or on irc in ages

>>3132
You're in luck! For a small fee this tranny will answer to the name 'Tadpole', and if you take your contacts out, you'll never know the difference..
http://louisville.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=5042034&image=5104349

>>3136
That tranny may have bigger tits than me, but I like to think I'm still more fuckable...

>>3143
indeed.jpg

What this guy >>3154 said.
But you gotta admit that's a little funny.
And you should probably post some more pics tonight, even if only temporarily, you know.. just in case someone needs more convincing.

>>3155

i'd definitely like to see more evidence.

>>3143
Holy shit Tadpole is still around...

Always had a creepy stalkerish crush on you.

>>3167

Same

I think some of you fine fine regulars of 99 should post some pics wearing bunny ears. Whiskers would be nice too. Not a furry thing, just good clean holiday fun. Fluffy cottontail buttplug optional.

I doubt any of you guys remember me because I haven't lurked here in a few years. Since then I graduated college though :P

Any of y'all remember me? I got fat in the UK.

Summoning tadpole. Tadpole pls respond!

>>3399
Ur doing it wrong..

So wait, Kod's a tranny now?

>>3620

Why can't it be November yet? Meeting you is going to be the best thing to happen all year.

>>3620
unf. boobs coming along nicely :P

Me, for future reference.

indeed kod is a tranny now. from spoiled rich manchild to a woman, the transformation medium you ask? some pills probably bought off the back of a truck in downtown california or something. dat shit is grossssss.

Another, of me and Lolita this time.

Another of lolita.

Sessy ppl errywhere..

what hapen 2 ur arm

It has been a HELL of a long time since I posted here.

Like.... 6 years?

I never put a picture in this thread. So sup.

>>4236
Loo is a handsome man.

I long to sit in a corner and watch him plow a woman I do not love.

Oh hey, This thread's still here. Cool.

>>4370
You do look nice.

>>4371

you look a little bit like PewDiePie

>>4377 Oh... well... there goes my smile...

Stay classy gentlemen.

Dauss and I were ghosts today.

or at least we put stuff on our heads and sort of looked like ghosts.

It's far too warm in this motherfucker.

>>331

331 is strictly superior

>>4477

More nudes of solidus plz.

I
BELIEVE
IN
HOMICIDE

>>4591

ok

Dang Solidus please remove pants

>>4600

You're such a charmer, Loo.

>>4600

Unf. I'd cross the Atlantic for all that too.

>>4601
>>4602
>>4594
more pls

>>4604

Any requests/suggestions?

show more butt

>>4609
dick grab

bend over, grab your ankles

I didn't know solidus was a qt

I got this hat.

>>4732
Where do you even get a hat like that?

>>4734
I work in a costume store.

Fuck man it has to have been over 5 years since i've been here. I stop by and see this? I have to post. I actually remember some of you shit heads.

Still a chubster, except I now have luscious locks.