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305 No. 305
Good morrow fellow gentlemen. I trust you are all of well health and find yourself in high spirits on this day?
I come before you with a matter on which i have ruminated over for a goodly period of time, but to no avail.

Having partook in the hallowed occasion of "Movember" i have found myself with a good amount of unruly facial hair. If you would kindly divert your attention to the picture included, might i prevail on perhaps one of you (no doubt the connoisseur's of personal grooming) to advise me of the best course of action to take regarding it?

As ever, your's faithfully

-Lord Gustave VIII
>> No. 310
I say! In the halcyon days of my youth, before the aged twilight of twenty-eight as I currently am, I had quite the "face fungus," as the common folk say. Ha! What I should do, were I you, is have your manservant take a sharp straight razor along the throat to the point where your mandible meets the underside of your jaw.

Following that, do not use Doctor Stetson's Alcohol after you shave; instead, spread some common, "invisible" deodorant along your throat. With such a screen, the colloquially known "razor burn" shan't appear upon your skin and make it unsightly.

Proceed to allow the rest to grow. For a glorious and proper beard, you must allow a moustache to meet the rest; however, this depends on preference! If you would not like general respectability, sir, then simply ensure that the beard along your jaw does not extend more than half an inch above your jaw-line and allow a moustache to grow out not further than one quarter inch past the corners of your mouth. This will give you a more rakish appearance.

Jolly good effort thus far, my good man!
>> No. 343
I find that using a trimmer prior to shaving using a disposable razor, preferably the kind with several blades, helps reduce the risk of cuts and rashes. I use a brand that begins with a G, but any equivalent should probably do just as well.
>> No. 344
>>305

My dear fellow, I do hope thats not a fedora I see upon your head. They are terribly unfashionable these days...


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