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No. 310
I say! In the halcyon days of my youth, before the aged twilight of twenty-eight as I currently am, I had quite the "face fungus," as the common folk say. Ha! What I should do, were I you, is have your manservant take a sharp straight razor along the throat to the point where your mandible meets the underside of your jaw.
Following that, do not use Doctor Stetson's Alcohol after you shave; instead, spread some common, "invisible" deodorant along your throat. With such a screen, the colloquially known "razor burn" shan't appear upon your skin and make it unsightly.
Proceed to allow the rest to grow. For a glorious and proper beard, you must allow a moustache to meet the rest; however, this depends on preference! If you would not like general respectability, sir, then simply ensure that the beard along your jaw does not extend more than half an inch above your jaw-line and allow a moustache to grow out not further than one quarter inch past the corners of your mouth. This will give you a more rakish appearance.
Jolly good effort thus far, my good man!
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