Gentlemen. The other day at 3 am I preceded home from a fellow bro's domicile. I met 2 girls on the way home, one of which dissapeared, leaving me to look after the other, she was strikingly beautiful and reminded me of some princess. I walked her to her bus stop and waited with her, during this wait we had a conversation, where i was trying to gauge if she was okay enough to be left alone, during this conversation she revealed her name was zelda. So, the bus arrives, she smiles at me, thanks me for waiting, and graciously dips, leaving me a kiss. I stand there like a dope, watching her board the bus, and waving goodbye. I walk home feeling like a true Gentlemen. So, I have completed Links life ambition in 20 minutes and got a kiss from Zelda. It's funny how things work out.
Now, my question good gentlemen, is have any of you got any stories from when you've helped damsels or just those in distress?

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