I truly believe you should worry first and foremost about acquiring a quality razor, good sir. Such a luscious mustache goes directly to waste with an unkempt beard.

I am in full agreement with the above submitter, but also wish to answer your question: You shall find both the means to acquire a top hat and monocle if you search the internet enough. I find that most anything I could desire that could be shipped reasonably is available using any of the many reputable online shopping sites.

You might also want to look for finer-quality adornments at local shops where you can browse in person.

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If I may be so bold, you might find a derbyshire, or "Bowler" suits the shape of your face and your, *ahem* cavalier grooming habits more appropriately.

Being similar in both aspects I shall deem it fit to present an example for your consideration.

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My, in my life have I seen such a peculiar size for that particular style of mustache. Curious.

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Ah, I may be a tad blunt in saying this, but while that particular style of hat is fitting to your appearance, it does leave you looking like a bit of a ruffian.